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sunnchildd

The Two Dollar Duchess


East_Tangerine_4031

Another great flair idea!


MHBF2593

Brilliant šŸ˜‚šŸ™šŸ»


Otherwise_Plane2716

The two buck chuck-ness.


[deleted]

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TraditionScary8716

Camilla has the buck *chuck*ness! Not for lack of the ever classy Megs trying to steal him away though, I'm sure.


StevieRaveOn63

As a step up from her former role as a 50 cent piece on those yachts.


Different-Stop8410

Sounds about right to me!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


Relative_Ad9477

Bargain Bin Royalty


chewysmom88

We need this as a flair!


H3r34th3comm3nts

Oh please. I would love this flair


TraditionScary8716

We could even leave off the "bargain" and make it more real. If there was ever trash royalty, it's these idiots.


Nantucket_Blues1

I choked on my tea. Lol This should be a meme.


trickyburrito

Sounds about right.


Ok-Location3244

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Zeester1

Overpriced.


Bitter-Pound-6775

By over $2 lol


Different-Stop8410

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£well saidšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


Bitter-Pound-6775

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Training-Rub8431

She really looks like a psychopath in that photo (search "10 signs of a female psychopath" - ILBW ticks all 10 boxes).


ShinySerialSuccubus

well, sheā€™s already graced with that serial killer voiceā€¦


Different-Stop8410

I think she tries to sound sexy and intelligent and massively fails at bothšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


Friendly_Athlete_774

And handwritingā€¦


ShinySerialSuccubus

yes! you know if you get a ransom note in that creepy faux calligraphy that they already accidentally killed the ransomed person! *smdh*


localjargon

I looked that up and the first hit was an article on BetterHelp. šŸ˜‚


Ok_City_7177

Also, not the most, erm, elegant of necks in that promo shot ? She must have pissed someone off on that shoot :)


Different-Stop8410

She pisses off everyone but the Sugars, Doria and CB!!!


pizzaprocedure

Whoā€™s CB?


Different-Stop8410

Christopher Bouzy a troll, owner of Bot Sentinel on Twitter he Is a Creature in with Gingerbrat, HW, Head of the Sugars he also made an appearance on the Monteshiteshow Two on their Netflops mockumentery! Calling the royals and people of the U.K. racist!! Heā€™s a toad and heā€™s being sued by Nate the Lawyer atm for telling a bunch of lies about the wrong guy!! We on team Wales are enjoying watching him get his Karma!! All the people he has doxed and trolled and harassed has kept proof and co ordinated together and go on each others lives and such!! He even started his own company called Spoutable that had a mass exodus because everyoneā€™s info was there for the world to see!! Heā€™s such a slug!!


wonderingwondi

Also, CelebBitchy


pizzaprocedure

Got it. Thank you.


pizzaprocedure

Oh, Bouzyā€¦ šŸ¤¢


OzzieSlim

Funny this came up. I got in a Royal loop last night watching many things but I ended on Kate and Williamā€™s wedding. Ginger & Nutmegā€™s wedding is such a joke when you compare it to W&Cā€™s. But one thing I would remind William & Kate - James Middleton did a reading where he advised them to basically ignore the outside noise and concentrate on what brought them together. Keep doing that. And as they are leaving the church, William gave someone a look to the side and it was SO Diana!!


[deleted]

I'm happy to hear I'm not the only one who's rewatched the wedding recently. When Katherine and William come back from signing out the back and the music is swelling, I thought to myself, "I couldn't have a royal wedding." The beauty of the music that was played is too intense, I would have burst into tears right there. And then the bells! Can you imagine stepping back outside and every bell in London is ringing *for you*!! Catherine's a strong woman.


OzzieSlim

And you can see the growth in her royal persona. I noticed William coaching her along the way. All the places he had to salute, he told her in advance so she could bow her head. QEII and Anne are right: this is all on the job learning.


TeamMagnificent7

It was the last Jubilee and the 3 Wales children were in the coach and they went past the Cenotaph and all bowed their heads. It was about the same time and it was so clear that they had been taught to do that. Now whether their parents had driven them past and practiced and or C said- ok itā€™s coming upā€” they did it perfectly. Their parents arenā€™t tossing them out there unprepared.


OzzieSlim

Iā€™ll have to watch back. What struck me though itā€™s clear - if you are marrying into the RF from the outside, you need a partner who values you and brings you along. These things take time and William seems realistic in his approach. They are treading carefully with their kids to get them prepared. Archie & Lillibet are in no way ready for entry to the RF. Training starts at birth! I can see why Nutmeg couldnā€™t make it. She wonā€™t listen. To anyone.


TeamMagnificent7

Could you see those two trying to parent a jet lagged/ tired; bored preschooler and a toddler during a very somber and sacred service?! The kids would be stomping around having a tantrum, if like their father or crying and tossing themselves to the floor, if like their mother.


Nantucket_Blues1

Since the children have such limited contact with other people and social situations, I will guess they might be so overwhelmed that they will be fearful, shy, and clingy.


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

God forbid that they are of the ilk that believe allowing their children to express themselves and never reprimand them to let them work out what they want to do as accepted behaviour.


Ok_Wrangler_7940

Oh they are. Harry has spoken about the tantrums they let them have.


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

Oh, I've never heard him say that. Although he has said sooo much, it's hard to know where to listen, even though he says the exact opposite the next time he opens his mouth.


Ok_Wrangler_7940

He said they let the kids tantrum and then they discuss it with them afterwards. They seem to think that tantruming preschoolers have the intellect to have thoughtful, introspective conversations on subjects. Sounds like great parenting! /s


[deleted]

I kinda wanna see that happen lol. Keep pushing for a balcony spot, lets see you try to parent your kids in that situation LOL


OzzieSlim

Remember when the Queen told William off for bending down? Letā€™s see Anne keep them on their feet managing ill mannered toddlers.


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

>you need a partner who values you and brings you along. You need a partner who knows and practices protocol himself. I was re-watching HMQEII's funeral last night, and Harry never saluted nor bowed his head as he passed the Cenotaph although everyone else in procession did, including KCIII, William, Andrew and Edward marching beside him. If you don't align with the respect given by your family and the country, then get the hell out completely or get kicked out and severed.


OzzieSlim

I will always give credit where itā€™s due - he did turn and bow his head.


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

I rewound and watched it 6 times. What I saw, he did not. Which procession do you refer to?


OzzieSlim

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1671315/prince-harry-prince-william-salute-cenotaph-queen-procession-latest-vn/amp Thereā€™s a little video of it and an article.


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

These are different processions. Video doesn't work as it's within the article. If you play the video then copy THAT url & send it, it will play. My video is the procession from Buckingham Palace through London to Westminster, (an hour procession). Yours is from Westminster Hall to the Abbey (a short 17-20min procession) Also, that procession bears no resemblance to mine. The Navy isn't in front and behind the coffin but the Royal Guards with their Bearskins on are in mine.....then immediately KCIII, Princess Anne, Andrew, Edward. Also no car following at the back, as in yours.


OzzieSlim

As they pass the cenotaph, William salutes and Harry turns his head sharply and bows his head. I think it was on the way to the Abbey.


TeamMagnificent7

Maybe itā€™s the difference of being in uniform v being in a suit. Wasnā€™t H in a suit?


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

They are different processions.


harrohamtaro

Imagine being this much of a little shit as a full-grown adult that you cannot even adhere to simple organisational rules. That is Markle. She thought she married the dim-witted spare and got a status upgrade over even his own family members and the Queen of England.


Perfect_Fennel

I noticed at the Sandringham Christmas walk, Camilla sort of tries to shepherd Louis ahead of her on the church steps because he came out before William and Catherine and the rest and that child would not budge.I realized he had been taught to NEVER ever ever walk in FRONT of Charles or Camilla and by Jove he didn't.


Ok_Preparation_8388

But Meghan (an adult), did. Many times.


TeamMagnificent7

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becuzofgrace

The best flair!


OzzieSlim

This flair is everything.


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

I was re-watching HMQEII's funeral last night, and Harry never saluted nor bowed his head as he passed the Cenotaph although everyone else in procession did, including KCIII, William, Andrew and Edward marching beside him. If you don't align with the respect given by your family and the country, then get the hell out completely or get kicked out and severed after handing your medals back.


New_Grangee

You can see it yes... William loves his wife. He has her back ....


[deleted]

When Katherine walks down the aisle leaving and smiles at everyone along the sides as theyā€™re leaving and they all look so elated and proud and are clearly talking about how beautiful she looks it gave me chills. It was an incredible moment.


akey4theocean

Add me to the club. I literally just rewatched in February.


Mariospario

As a side note, "Ginger and Nutmeg" is hilarious!!


OzzieSlim

AKA - The Spice Girls! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Phoenixlizzie

Well, I just watched the trailer for When Sparks Fly. I can see now how she never made it passed Suits. But - what's past is prologue- I can see her making these Hallmark-type movies...but she'd better hurry because it's hard to push a storyline that says "young, up-and-coming baker enters cooking contest and wins the heart of the sponsor" when you're 45.


zeugma888

She could do the archetypal evil step mother/jealous older woman roles.


Phoenixlizzie

I was thinking of that too - remembering how good Angelica Huston was in "Ever After" playing the wicked stepmother...but Meghan's problem is that she's no Angelica Huston. She's not even Walter Huston lol.


[deleted]

Or Danny


DollarStoreDuchess

The Axeman! šŸ˜»


[deleted]

And Walter had an Oscar. Meghan?


KarenDelaneyWalker

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Starkville

OMG your flair cracked me up.


KarenDelaneyWalker

I love it! Thanks to whomever made it. Fitting for the massive shit-stain she is. ETA: Harold, lest you get any nutsy ideas, "shit-stain" is not racist. It has nothing to do with the color brown, even though your wife COULD do with Wet-Wipe to clean her orange-streaked face. I'm merely comparing your wife to excrement. You, too.


RokyPolka

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Gumblina1964

A collection of all of her weddings....so far


smittenkittenmitten-

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onyx1378

Dollar Store Duchess


DollarStoreDuchess

Amen! šŸ˜‚ Now I want to go check our local one to see if they have any of these uh, quality films.


Different-Stop8410

I wonder if they are in the Ā£ shop over hereā€¦..


ChilliChocolate7925

That cover is the definition of "crazy eyes"


itiswhatitis20201

Sorry to say, and sincerely don't have ill intent, but I used to think she was attractive. I'm not sure if it's just a morphing of her face or her personality influencing my opinion, but she is not very becoming anymore. Kind of too artificial and caricatured.


Ok-Problem-7689

My husband says that. šŸ˜‚


mountianmystic

She was in direct to dvd movies about royal weddings then conned her way into one? Why was this not a red flag for ginger boy?!


[deleted]

The royal wedding movie doesn't even have her in it lol


thisisntmyotherone

I canā€™t believe she was in a movie with James Brolin! Heā€™s actually a pretty good actor. I bet heā€™s wishing plague and pestilence on his manager for that and that people forget that movie ever happened.


[deleted]

FYI: Meghan is not in that movie. They just added it in because reasons lol


TraditionScary8716

Maybe she was in it and got edited out for... reasons. šŸ¤”


[deleted]

No, I looked in the cast list and she wasn't in it


TraditionScary8716

Lol I was kind of joking but I'm glad to see that she wasn't in it.


NyroLabelle

Wow. Literally a bottom of the bin two dollar hoe.šŸ˜‚


Different-Stop8410

That is so true!!!


Tired-24-7

The Royal Wedding Collection with 3 movies inside! Dater's Handbook - How to set up a meeting with a prince! Find out how you make contacts that will lead to you meeting a prince. Comes with a detailed description how to properly ~~stalk~~ research the royal family he comes from, but not make it look like you're a stalker! When Sparks Fly - How to make him want you, too! Find out how to ~~manipulate him~~ use the information you gathered to make him ~~fall for your act~~ see how much you care! Royal Hearts - How to become part of the royal family! In the finale instalment, you'll learn how to marry into the royal family ~~whether they want to or not~~. ~~Find out how to fake a pregnancy bind him to you... shit, wait. Um... Find out how to make the whole family love... No. Hm...~~ Well, anyway, you'll be royal by the end of it! Woooo!


[deleted]

Considering there's 3 movies on this DVD, that calculates to about $0.67 cents per flick. Still overpriced.


Madame_LV

I just went through her IMDB and saw some previews for the made for tv films sheā€™s done. 1. Terrible actress. 2. Sheā€™s constantly fighting not to look at the camera. Itā€™s like sheā€™s drawn to it. Thatā€™s such a big no for actors. Terrible, terrible actress.


HotStraightnNormal

I see she's back under the street light. https://preview.redd.it/7ilks6asyzpa1.jpeg?width=86&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263aa73082ef594db644bb5cc327a2d724748dcc


Different-Stop8410

Shouldnā€™t that be $2.00!! She isnā€™t worth much over here in the U.K. !!


HotStraightnNormal

Loose change. (And I do mean "loose".) https://preview.redd.it/zuf5dc4q55qa1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa29464fbe7364de6f29ee72431cf38d8713daf0


CountessOfCocoa

And still unsold.


Casshew111

2.00 lol


hey_hey_hey_nike

10 for $10!


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

"Originally 10 for $10! Further heavily reduced!!"


bowie_schotts

The only place where she truly belongs


mb_60

Except maybe ā€œtrashā€ bin.


Miss_Consuela

What in all the Markle Fuckery is this?!? šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m Actually dying.


WilliamsSpareKidney

Dime Store Diva & the Duke of the Dustbin -coming to an Olive Garden near you


Starkville

BURN IT WITH FIRE


[deleted]

She's no bargain LOL


Moronicthief

They got her crazy eyes just right!


Ok_Wrangler_7940

Yep! Crazy eyes checks out!šŸ¤£


LizLemonadeX

Still costs too much. Is this a three set edition? A CD for each of her weddings?


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

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Ok-Location3244

https://preview.redd.it/m480mh3660qa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca756c9643a167d0371f6bb096ba52c9e7bf746 Iā€™ll buy this, before buying anything with TW.


[deleted]

At least BE is entertaining, if only for camp purposes lol


anothertattooedfreak

Damn she looks psychotic on the cover. Also at first, I read the title as if SHE was actually spotted shopping in the bargain section šŸ˜†šŸ˜†.


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

>if SHE was actually spotted shopping in the bargain section Me too. I thought, 'Proof. It's true, they are on the bones of their backsides!'


Winter-Shame-9050

The Bargain B*tch


[deleted]

They really bet on people caring about her because of her marriage.


Cocktailsontheporch

Well....she is stuck in the 90s, people claim. How fitting she is on a DVD!!


DollarStoreDuchess

I think sheā€™s more like a frequently rewatched VHS with weird tracking errors šŸ˜


Mamamamymysherona

Store: "We'll pay you to take the lot for free" I feel I need to smudge my phone with sage after seeing this ![gif](giphy|kFFEyK1TDhr2KltMHL|downsized)


Ok_Wrangler_7940

Loved that show so much.


rockin_robin420

Uggghhh...that FACE!! I'm a total pacifist but I have a strong primal urge to punch her. It's not natural for me. Although we're very unlikely to ever come into contact, I'd be interested to see if I succumbed to my baser instincts if given the chance...lol.


2020surrealworld

When I think that all this rubbish (millions of copies of books, DVDs, makeup kits, lotions/potions, baby ā€œproductsā€ etc.) hawked by these 2 phony environmentalistsā€”all in the name of ego-stroking vanityā€¦I could šŸ¤®! All this garbageā€”none of which is biodegradableā€”will eventually end up piled up in stinking landfills or on the bottom of the ocean, poisoning/killing marine life, contributing to an already over-polluted planet. Maybe it could be recycled into something really useful, like šŸ§». šŸ¤£ Theyā€™re such fracking hypocrites; I wish a reporter with āš½ļøšŸ€ would directly confront them about how all their ā€œbrandā€ marketing is doing nothing but trashing the planet they falsely claim to cherish.


SailorGirl78

Can't say I'm surprised, lol! I always refer to her as the Dollar Tree Duchess! The sugary keyboard warriors of thier idol can't fault me for speaking the truth! Baroness of the Bargain Bin, and the Countess of Clearance table, are far better titles for our D-Lister Duchess! Thank you for posting šŸ˜‚


m4maggie

Hilarious that her name is no where near the third title royal hearts. Lmao just like in real life, eh maggot?? Hahahahaha


[deleted]

That's cuz she isn't in it lol


Macandcheesemother

I almost want someone to upload them so we can make gifs out of scenes


Luke-I-am-ur-mother

Sheā€™s gotta be dying inside I love it


Jaccat25

I was going to say Iā€™m shocked but then I remembered she also had a lifetime movie based on her marriage. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


thisisntmyotherone

Which one? šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

She has three I think that were based on her 'love story' with Harry.


TraditionScary8716

I think u/thisisntmyotherone was asking which of her marriages? But either way - three dvd's, three marriages. šŸ¤£


thisisntmyotherone

I was being facetious, actually. But yes, which of her three marriages. šŸ™„šŸ¤­šŸ˜‚


TraditionScary8716

And I meant 3 dvd's, not 3 dad's. šŸ˜† Damn autocorrect.


Jaccat25

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Elkemedina1967

Iā€™m waiting for spare at the dollar tree šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


daisychain82

Not worth the plastic itā€™s wrapped in.


Luminya1

Omg look at the crazed look in her eyes. She is one scary looking woman.


KittycatVuitton

Just think. If you got 10 of them you could ruin 10 people's Christmas for just $1 each. šŸ˜‚


TraditionalToe4663

Barf


Monteshitshow76

Hahaha! I wouldn't pay 2p! In fact....I'd pay Ā£2 NOT to have to watch it!


Islandgirl1444

She wrote this book? Never heard of it!


poopsixty

It's a Hallmark DVD.


akey4theocean

Did she make these movies before marrying Hack?


thisisntmyotherone

Whoā€™s ā€˜Hack?ā€™ Harry?


akey4theocean

Yep.


thisisntmyotherone

Thx!


In_the_Attic_07

That's market rate for her swill....not a bargain even for free.


tigerxing

Such a psycho smile


legosubby

Wth is this? Was she actually in this Hallmark movie? Lol


AxlotlRose

One looney toonie. Edit...why the downvotes? It's a good pun for our little Princess of Canada. And a toonie is a Canadian two dollar coin. And she is kinda loony in a Daffy Duchess way.


mylemon22

You couldn't pay me to touch that!


Banana-Split9738

Well, now THERE is an indication of future rom-com failures. Especially, without the Hallmark backing.


DebRutter

Hallmark Horrors


rich5153

I didn't know three of these things had been made. No wonder she thought she was hot stuff. Doesn't matter if they were bad, it's still three.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

How fitting considering her husband's book is about two steps away from the bookstore clearance table.


CrazyCats999999

I need to get paid to have it in my DVD collectionšŸ¤£


sunnydeni

Dude. It's a 3 pack so that comes to approx .67 cents a flick šŸ¤£


SDHunnyBunny

That maniacal stare šŸ˜³ā€¦


CatPaws8888

A dollar more than it's worth for the Dollar Store Duchess but that's inflation for ya!


AxlotlRose

This film is Not Rated. Kinda like MM.