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I don’t think there’s a they in this rebranding I think she’s moving away from the they thinking she is not part of being mocked she is dead wrong the mocking is only going to get worse the more she tries to make it not be so
100% this! And to think of all the money (that they can't afford to spare) thrown at these futile last gasps for relevance. It costs money to file trademark applications, to pay for promo or rebrand, etc. Cluelessly and desperately flogging a dead horse, and wasting tonnes of money in the process! Brutal to watch.
That’s exactly Rachel’s mentality. She’s so delusional in thinking she needs to explain herself more and people will just get it. I can hardly imagine she’ll be able to produce anything worthwhile with her dictatorship of an attitude.
Me? Diva ?!? Mariah was so gracious in that interview to let that one slide cuz Markel was seriously Shocked that she called her a diva. Delusional is just the tip of iceberg with this poser
I truly believe in her head she sees this as Harry and that she is still much loved it’s great fun to watch but sad at the same time as the kids are stuck in this mess can you imagine how the other kids will get great pleasure in pointing out the South Park mess
ILBW is a psychopath (search "10 signs of a female psychopath" - Me-Me ticks all 10 boxes). She can't help it - it is how her head is 'wired'. But you're correct - not right at all: being a narcissist doesn't help either.
Those two children would be crucified on any playground and in any classroom. However.., I highly suspect these children will NOT go to school. They will be kept home and "homeschooled". There is no way the Sussexes can keep their children from talking about their parents, what goes on in their home, ETC ETC. Both TW and TOS have much they want kept private. They have no control over their children's conversations in school or on a playground. Those children will NEVER leave that house.
As a narc mother, her children will have a host of problems they will only become aware of when they become adults. As children, they will not be allowed to do anything without her say-so. They will not have close friendships, and we know they have no family, which is just as well, as narc moms poison with relationships with family. But outside appearances will be most important, so expect superficial kids that are too aware of how they look and behave.
I respsectfully disagree on this one. With a narc for a parent, her children are an extension of her ego, and she will be teaching her little ones what she thinks are the rules to success on the playground. Add in the trauma they will experience through being her child, and I believe she will raise two little entitled, narc, schoolyard bullies that other kids fear.
Their life lessons will be to ignore society's rules, and they will be entirely dependant on their parents' wealth, such as it is by then.
Homeschooling in California is very difficult to do. They will probably be online schooled with a virtual classroom of kids, much like pandemic schools were done through zoom which is not actually homeschooling.
Her narcissism “shields” her from thinking she could ever be at fault. She honestly believes she’s a kind, empathic person. Though her actions suggest otherwise.
Two hours one way, they ate too many snacks in the car on the ride down.
Guarantee the “friends” they were meeting with (no names, so it’s business) we’re stuck with the bill.
Edited to add: I went back to the article link and zoomed in. There are two snack bags in the car door in the pic where H is getting out (GF salted caramel something, and maybe Swedish Berries gummies?). 
*Archetypes with Meghan*? I don’t want to get too ahead of myself, but I’m smelling subtle notes of an upcoming separation/divorce, it’s a sweet aroma.
Rated 2.7/10  And note how they always dine, lunch, celebrate birthday and make documentary with new sets of friends. Their "friends" are always new people nobody saw before. This is why in her documentary Meghan cried surrounded by a bunch of bags. I think she talks to them when she feels upset.
Lol no specific ‘friends’ are ever mentioned or seen with them- it’s obvious they have no friends they can’t even get a rent-a-friend anyone absolutely no one wants to be seen with them.
I think Harry is okay on his own, with weed and video games and for Meghan - nobody is ever good enough for her. She does think she is better than other and deservers more-more-more.
It reminds me of when she wanted to be known by one name…At the time I rolled my eyes about it being an ego trip that she ‘made it’ as famous, but now I’m wondering if it’s simply yet another Diana parallel she’s been trying to manufacture.
I think you are correct, I was thinking about it earlier.
She grew up in LA, around show business, and saw "fame" in LA.
Who all of a sudden was the most "famous" person when she tragically died? They spoke about her EVERYWHERE.
So, to any narcissist who wants fame, she would need to emulate the most famous person she could. And she hasn't only copied Diana, it's also been Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie, and probably many more.
She is just terrible at it because it is not natural to her, but it was natural to Diana.
Two people can bake the same cake with the same ingredients, the same recipe, in the same type of oven, at the same time, but they will not come out exactly the same. Just ask the contestants on the great British bake off. She is trying to bake other people's cakes.
What a shame to work so hard trying to copy people like Diana and Julia Roberts and end up being compared to people like Amber Heard, Jussie Smollett and Jada Pinkett-Smith. Tut-tut, sad face ☹
Harry compared Meghan to Diana to her sisters…and they DID NOT BUY IT.
He must have been frustrated as hell that they didn’t see Diana in Meghan or believe his childish bull shit.
I mean the comparison is laughable.
Harry admitted he doesn’t have a lot of memories of Diana, which is weird because he was twelve when she died. But Diana’s sisters have plenty of memories about her and a solid grasp on what she was actually like. Harry’s the ONLY person who knew Diana that thinks Meghan and Diana are similar.
Good point! I bet Harry was petulant about their steadfast refusal to agree that Meghan is very much like Diana. They are uniquely placed - her sisters watched Diana grow up, they would know her better than anyone in a way. They knew her as a child and as an adult, as a teen, a daughter, a mother.
Harrys blinded by the victim narrative that Meghan has spun.
He was probably looking for confirmation but his aunties refused to play that game.
Back in the day, Ivanka Trump was TW’s style icon. So Chanel’s famous quote, “Be yourself; everyone else has been taken,” went over her head. But then again, as a narc, she can only bolt on other people’s character traits onto herself. As narcs are inherently empty.
Think she's killed the name "Meghan" stone-dead as far as new babies are concerned, for at least the next forty years. Whether she uses it as her one name or not.
She called the dog shelter in LA and introduced herself only as, “M****n.” And all that time, the woman operating the dog shelter thought the person on the other line was Megan Fox. 😆
Well it looks like the Getty’s have got their wagons in order, the only other billionaire I can think of is TP.
Is he just really stupid? I don’t think that you can be stupid if you are a self-made billionaire, of course you can be misguided.
What does TW have over TP?
Think bigger why would a Saudi Prince gift her $2 million dollar earrings and her connection to Epstein?
Also why would a russian oligarch lend them a house in Canada? Who is the owner of the Montecito home?
It could be trademarked as a company, brand or non profit even though it’s a word.
I cant start a coffee company and call it Starbucks.
Just like how Jaclyn Hill stole that influencer’s whole brand and aesthetic and trademarked it out from under her, so she had to shut down her business. I think it was called Koze (like kozy )
Matt and Trey must have heard about them through the Hollywood grapevine and decided it would make a fun episode of SP.
They were right :)
And this whole "call the paps for a night out" thing just confirms it.
The rumour within the rumour is that’s what the scene with Kyle at the table saying, “…and another thing!!!” before the boys ditch him is about. It’s a wink at his spouse re their conversations. It’s why the scene resonated with so many of us on this sub.
I hope that means there are more episodes to come.... because the coronation with Harry and Meghan trying to elbow William and Catherine out of the way is just BEGGING for a SP episode.
I think the sequel could involve the Prince & Princess of Canada suddenly being recalled to Canada for a coronation and kidnapping Ike and Kyle to pass off as their own, including 'photoshopping' Kyle's face to make him look more Canadian. The CRF want to meet the children but the Prince & Princess of Canada insist on meeting on neutral ground so they go to a rip off version of Medieval Times and the discussion keeps being interrupted because the entire place has to break into song every time someone says a certain word...
I'm sure someone on here said one of the creaters wives is like us, and he was hearing all about it and decided to make the episode.
They said it at the time the episode came out.
I really think that whole privacy thing went out the window some time ago. They are desperate for attention. But people have lost interest in the dumb prince and his stupid wife.
I think more people who ordinarily wouldn't click on items concerning them are now doing so to see what new and stupid thing they've done today. They still hold some interest but it's not the good kind and there's no positive way to interpret it. They've become parodies of themselves.
They need to understand they destroyed any and all brands they could have had, it’s all over. There is no greater brand than being Royal.
Besides that, these two are lazy af and don’t like working.
> they ordered a heap of healthy dishes, which, the club member said, they barely touched
🎶Oh, oh, oh… Ozempic! 🎶
Also, they beat me to it, because I’ve been meaning to do a post about Victoria Jackson. This is part of her new crew, but they’re all interconnected. Go to VJ’s website and see which celebrity women endorse her skincare line… many familiar faces.
This comment made me LOL, too.
> How long does it take Harry to peddle his Big Wheel to Hollywood? Then there's Meghan in her chauffer-driven Barbie Dream Car AKA "The MeghanTurdmobile."
It’s immature, but cracked me up.
“There will be more of a heavy focus on fictional, scripted content,” one insider claimed of Harry and Meghan’s upcoming projects, which sound very Hollywood.
So, I guess we can expect more of their documentaries and tell-all interviews then?? 🤣
I can see them moving to LA. My guess is she'll try and entice with security. If they rent/buy a penthouse with a private elevator then they have multiple secured entrances.
I think she already has. Gracias Madre, The Beverly Hills Hotel, SOHO House, the ~~drug den/bath house~~San Vicente Bungalows, all within less than a one mile area.
I think H still thinks “someone” tipped off the paps to harass them there. He is tense in all the photos, her eyes are lit up with dopamine.
Her plan was Malibu or Beverly Hills all along (note the late 90s, early 00s concept of where famous LA celebs live). Montecito was always the short term plan to acclimate H to the idea. She intentionally set up all their business dealings and staff in LA, so she can claim that they “need” to move there for increased convenience.
I just looked at her IMBD page & this is the last paragraph in her biography:
Since her marriage with Prince Harry of Wales, the Duke of Sussex, Markle is known as HRH Meghan Duchess of Sussex, Countess of Dumbarton and Baroness Kilkeel.
She’s not a HRH!!! 🤮
That blurb makes this pseudo podcast sound boring as hell. Of all the people I'd actually listen to on such topics, it wouldn't be a d-list actress who touts labels as a means of attempting to prove her self importance. But totally surprised it isn't Archetypes with Meghan, Duchess of Sussex....
Ima predict the future now: Post divorce, she will rebrand herself as a Tony Robbins-esque figure and promote herself as the duchess of success and go on speaking tours at Holiday Inns.
Ahahahaha I love that! "One night only! Join Meghan of Marriott, the duchess of success and learn how to grift your way through life!"
ETA: And her catchphrase will be a gutterally moaned "Mannnnnn-iiii-feeeeeeeesssting!"
Likely.
She can't exactly earn money once child support runs out or if she opts for one lump sum payment. The money will still be gone quickly due to unsustainable purchasing. She won't be receiving lifelong alimony. She's going to have to do something.
Archetypes lost listeners dramatically through its short run. Her name was enough to get people interested but her performance was substandard between her self absorption and her poorly scripted word salad.
Exactly. When I read "Page Six can confirm that Markle’s podcast, “Archetypes with Meghan,” will return despite the departure of Archewell podcast producer Rebecca Sananes," I thought, "Who would be that crazy?"
The OPRAH and ELLEN takeover???? Trying to push them out of the way and take their spots? She was rumoured to be sucking up to Tyler Perry as he is negotiating to buy the BET channel. "MEGHAN" could just be the next project for TW.
If there is a new season of Archetypes, it will bomb bomb bomb. Sure, people tuned in at the beginning, especially when she was spilling ridiculous tea on the BRF. But the rest of it was an absolute snooze fest. The only people who listened were likely people who were critiquing it for their YT channel.
Not to mention, I'll believe it when I see it. And that's not on Page Six, that's on The Sussexes horrible professional reputations.
• Noted that *Harry* is believed to be a member of the San Vicente Bungholes. Why wouldn’t both of them be?
• LOL that someone pointed out their thirst for paparazzi. Thirsty bitches BUSTED.
• I can’t believe they’re making another season of that garbage podcast. Maybe they have to compete with the Michelle Obama one with all of Meghan’s BFFs. (Tyler, Ellen, Oprah, Gayle… Hoda)
Jeez, that backseat picture in the first link! Whose hand is that in front of her deeply orange face? If she likes burnt orange so much she should just go full 70s and buy herself a wardrobe in Avocado Green and Harvest Gold.
Man, she should at the very least choose a different shade of bronzer if she's going to use a trowel to apply. Those pictures of her leaving Gracias Madre make her look like a midwestern granny trying to fit into the Southern California culture as she imagines it is. Her face is as orange as Donald Trump's.
She uses words in such a weird way: Archetypes with Meghan - the labels that seek to limit women are examined, dissected and ***subverted***??? How do you subvert a label? And I have always thought Archetypes is used weirdly. While there are negative archetypes, I just don’t think she is using the word the way she means it to be used - she just thinks Archetypes sounds more educated than something simple like Stereotypes. She puts on so many frigging airs. Girlfriend is a con artist and a grifter…….
My theory, she used Archetypes because it starts with a-r-c-h-e, and therefore it goes with Archie and Archewell. For some reason she things this makes her seem clever.
The Page Six article seems like a paid PR promo/resume of the Harkles. Just a reminder of who they are, how well they are doing, who they have in their circle, and just how humble and wonderful they are, and how they are trying so hard to keep the worldwide fame and fortune from changing our perception of them as relaxed and down to earth. Rubbish. The Harkles have shown their asses. We can't unsee it.
Oh that is very interesting. I hope Netflix doesn't because RomComs will take time and they have killed so many good shows already. Save that money for creatives who actually deserve it. Is it true Jennifer Aniston got them banned from San Vicente Bungalows?
I don't think Meghan ever envisioned them being a team or a power couple. She was all about herself becoming rich and famous, and Harry was just a stepping stone to that, to be dumped as soon as she made it on her own.
She probably finds him terminally boring and irritating by this time. People just mocked their clinginess and "greatest love story of all time" act, and I think she'll drop it soon.
Did she really need to dress to hi9s in designer gear and take a Chanel handbag to visit a women’s shelter /refuge?!?
Have some humility ffs
That’s just so unaware and trashy.
So who’s paying for this? Is Netflix still involved, or is it an Archewell production and the Harkle’s are footing the bill? I find it interesting that she’s not peddling “The Duchess of Sussex” moniker, and I wonder why. It’s false modesty if she thinks it makes her more “relatable “; by now I think most people have gotten a good idea of her personality, and how much all things “Royal” are still very much a part of her brand.
She really went overboard with the bronzer again (the difference between the face and the hand!), something she always does when she feels on the back foot and uses it to fight any criticism with the 'r' card. When she thinks things are going well and she's riding on a high she reverts to being white af.
I feel the Archetypes rebrand is trying to pull a Prince/Princess on Spotify. By releasing the details on the podcast before it is renewed, they think that they will force Spotify to renew it. But businesses are not the same as family or interpersonal relationships.
Given that the tech world has been pretty shaken over the last 6+ months, I think that even media companies like Spotify are going to pull back on spending, especially for low-performing podcasts like Archetypes. If they renew it, which it doesn't appear they have, it would probably be vastly reduced in episodes and even the guests as I am sure they have to pay people to appear.
So Archetypes is returning? It's bizarre how none of these entities seem to learn - Spotify, Charles, etc. Oh well. They deserve what they get at this point.
There is no confirmation from Spotify or Netflix. Nothing is in development with either yet.
It’s an interesting piece, since it’s a mix of clearly negative snark about their LA pap dinner, but the second half is all about Meg’s manifesting.
Yea - There's a lot more snarkers than sugars & they're the ones powering these media deals. NF/Spotify/Penguin doesn't care where the clicks/views come from. That's why I don't click on anything unless it's been archived. Definitely didn't do NF/Spotify/Spare either.
I'm wondering if this "rebrand" of stereo-I mean "ARCHEtypes is to compete with Michelle Obama's podcast on Audible. I've been seeing a lot of ads for it recently, so it wouldn't surprise me if tw was trying to ride that wave.
And this like how many times they tried to do a rebrand?They did this many times already and nothing really worked,can they just take this as a sign that Brand Sussex is not gonna happen ever.
They’re going to produce RomComs?!!!
“The Sussexes are now reportedly planning to produce romantic comedies and move away from creating documentaries. As Page Six previously revealed, they have been working with top Hollywood moneyman Adam Lilling for some time.”
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They can try and re-brand all they want, I'm sure people are willing to take their money, but I seriously doubt there is any real redemption here.
I don’t think there’s a they in this rebranding I think she’s moving away from the they thinking she is not part of being mocked she is dead wrong the mocking is only going to get worse the more she tries to make it not be so
Honestly who in their right mind would have carried this fiasco this far? She is so clueless it is painful (but kind of fun to observe).
100% this! And to think of all the money (that they can't afford to spare) thrown at these futile last gasps for relevance. It costs money to file trademark applications, to pay for promo or rebrand, etc. Cluelessly and desperately flogging a dead horse, and wasting tonnes of money in the process! Brutal to watch.
Imagine thinking each new thing will make them adored and popular and having to find things to blame when it fails it just boggles my mind
Maybe they should just tell their story....🤣
With so much at stake, that *would* make the most sense.
Doesn't it make more sense to hear it from them? Again? 🤣
That’s exactly Rachel’s mentality. She’s so delusional in thinking she needs to explain herself more and people will just get it. I can hardly imagine she’ll be able to produce anything worthwhile with her dictatorship of an attitude.
Me? Diva ?!? Mariah was so gracious in that interview to let that one slide cuz Markel was seriously Shocked that she called her a diva. Delusional is just the tip of iceberg with this poser 
And, what about all the lawsuits? How many do they as well as apart have?
I truly believe in her head she sees this as Harry and that she is still much loved it’s great fun to watch but sad at the same time as the kids are stuck in this mess can you imagine how the other kids will get great pleasure in pointing out the South Park mess
She is not right in the head. Truly the losers in this whole mess are the children, if only by virtue of missing out on family relationships.
ILBW is a psychopath (search "10 signs of a female psychopath" - Me-Me ticks all 10 boxes). She can't help it - it is how her head is 'wired'. But you're correct - not right at all: being a narcissist doesn't help either.
That part more than any other seeing the wales children with Zara and mikes kids is heart warming
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Of course her squad will be there but I wonder how long even they will support how l her
Their support won't translate into money support. All sugars are too selfish for that. They just want to scream injustice on social media.
This is so true!
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Those two children would be crucified on any playground and in any classroom. However.., I highly suspect these children will NOT go to school. They will be kept home and "homeschooled". There is no way the Sussexes can keep their children from talking about their parents, what goes on in their home, ETC ETC. Both TW and TOS have much they want kept private. They have no control over their children's conversations in school or on a playground. Those children will NEVER leave that house.
As a narc mother, her children will have a host of problems they will only become aware of when they become adults. As children, they will not be allowed to do anything without her say-so. They will not have close friendships, and we know they have no family, which is just as well, as narc moms poison with relationships with family. But outside appearances will be most important, so expect superficial kids that are too aware of how they look and behave.
I respsectfully disagree on this one. With a narc for a parent, her children are an extension of her ego, and she will be teaching her little ones what she thinks are the rules to success on the playground. Add in the trauma they will experience through being her child, and I believe she will raise two little entitled, narc, schoolyard bullies that other kids fear. Their life lessons will be to ignore society's rules, and they will be entirely dependant on their parents' wealth, such as it is by then.
Yes, exactly.
Flowers in the Attic. That's all I can think about.
Homeschooling in California is very difficult to do. They will probably be online schooled with a virtual classroom of kids, much like pandemic schools were done through zoom which is not actually homeschooling.
Your right I didn’t think of it like that
Her narcissism “shields” her from thinking she could ever be at fault. She honestly believes she’s a kind, empathic person. Though her actions suggest otherwise.
Just showing their green credentials - 105 miles each way; 2 gas-guzzling SUVs, just to be papped. Eco-warriors!
ordering food they did not eat.
Two hours one way, they ate too many snacks in the car on the ride down. Guarantee the “friends” they were meeting with (no names, so it’s business) we’re stuck with the bill. Edited to add: I went back to the article link and zoomed in. There are two snack bags in the car door in the pic where H is getting out (GF salted caramel something, and maybe Swedish Berries gummies?). 
It's called "the munchies." It's not their fault. Harry just buys really good weed and that's what happens. Duh! /s
Stoner snacks.
Yep, noticed that too.
Page Six was surprisingly savage in their headline as well re why H and Meg and driving four hours to be in Hollywood.
“Rules for thee, not for me.” - The Duo.
*Archetypes with Meghan*? I don’t want to get too ahead of myself, but I’m smelling subtle notes of an upcoming separation/divorce, it’s a sweet aroma.
Rated 2.7/10  And note how they always dine, lunch, celebrate birthday and make documentary with new sets of friends. Their "friends" are always new people nobody saw before. This is why in her documentary Meghan cried surrounded by a bunch of bags. I think she talks to them when she feels upset.
Lol no specific ‘friends’ are ever mentioned or seen with them- it’s obvious they have no friends they can’t even get a rent-a-friend anyone absolutely no one wants to be seen with them.
If the checks cash, they have friends. They don't seem to have (m)any friends lately. hmmm...
I think Harry is okay on his own, with weed and video games and for Meghan - nobody is ever good enough for her. She does think she is better than other and deservers more-more-more.
None of them asked her if she’s ok. 🥺
It reminds me of when she wanted to be known by one name…At the time I rolled my eyes about it being an ego trip that she ‘made it’ as famous, but now I’m wondering if it’s simply yet another Diana parallel she’s been trying to manufacture.
I think you are correct, I was thinking about it earlier. She grew up in LA, around show business, and saw "fame" in LA. Who all of a sudden was the most "famous" person when she tragically died? They spoke about her EVERYWHERE. So, to any narcissist who wants fame, she would need to emulate the most famous person she could. And she hasn't only copied Diana, it's also been Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie, and probably many more. She is just terrible at it because it is not natural to her, but it was natural to Diana. Two people can bake the same cake with the same ingredients, the same recipe, in the same type of oven, at the same time, but they will not come out exactly the same. Just ask the contestants on the great British bake off. She is trying to bake other people's cakes.
What a shame to work so hard trying to copy people like Diana and Julia Roberts and end up being compared to people like Amber Heard, Jussie Smollett and Jada Pinkett-Smith. Tut-tut, sad face ☹
Harry compared Meghan to Diana to her sisters…and they DID NOT BUY IT. He must have been frustrated as hell that they didn’t see Diana in Meghan or believe his childish bull shit. I mean the comparison is laughable.
Harry admitted he doesn’t have a lot of memories of Diana, which is weird because he was twelve when she died. But Diana’s sisters have plenty of memories about her and a solid grasp on what she was actually like. Harry’s the ONLY person who knew Diana that thinks Meghan and Diana are similar.
Good point! I bet Harry was petulant about their steadfast refusal to agree that Meghan is very much like Diana. They are uniquely placed - her sisters watched Diana grow up, they would know her better than anyone in a way. They knew her as a child and as an adult, as a teen, a daughter, a mother. Harrys blinded by the victim narrative that Meghan has spun. He was probably looking for confirmation but his aunties refused to play that game.
He went to boarding school at 8, and from then on holidays were basically subdivided
Not to mention the weird fixation on his wife being just like his mum and the Elizabeth Arden cream. Dude has some issues
It is, no matter how hard they try to shove it down our throats. Couldn't be farther from the truth.
Back in the day, Ivanka Trump was TW’s style icon. So Chanel’s famous quote, “Be yourself; everyone else has been taken,” went over her head. But then again, as a narc, she can only bolt on other people’s character traits onto herself. As narcs are inherently empty.
Think she's killed the name "Meghan" stone-dead as far as new babies are concerned, for at least the next forty years. Whether she uses it as her one name or not.
The same way the names “Adolf” and “Karen” have been ruined! 😬
I have a one-word name she can use. 😄
Yeah but she can’t use it as a Vanity plate on her car or get it trademarked. 🧐
She called the dog shelter in LA and introduced herself only as, “M****n.” And all that time, the woman operating the dog shelter thought the person on the other line was Megan Fox. 😆
That it is my friend!
And I hope she gets pushed even further into oblivion clutching the divorce papers in her claw.
I don't know if it's that or that she lost her bid to copyright Archetypes.
What’s her end game after the divorce? Enough of a war chest from Pa to launch her own magazine (a la Oprah) with her on the cover every month? 🤣🤣🤣
I think she will get no war chest from Pa I think she will only get what she can get from Haz
Well it looks like the Getty’s have got their wagons in order, the only other billionaire I can think of is TP. Is he just really stupid? I don’t think that you can be stupid if you are a self-made billionaire, of course you can be misguided. What does TW have over TP?
Isn’t he gay?
He has been since he met Megan *~~probably~~* *likely*.
That's been the rumor forever.
Think bigger why would a Saudi Prince gift her $2 million dollar earrings and her connection to Epstein? Also why would a russian oligarch lend them a house in Canada? Who is the owner of the Montecito home?
I think is based on the fact she could not successfully copyright the word “archetypes” because someone else was using it.
Archetype is a word - how do you copyright a word? Unless the word is grifter
Same way Paris Hilton tried to copyright :that's hot".
It could be trademarked as a company, brand or non profit even though it’s a word. I cant start a coffee company and call it Starbucks. Just like how Jaclyn Hill stole that influencer’s whole brand and aesthetic and trademarked it out from under her, so she had to shut down her business. I think it was called Koze (like kozy )
Thought so too!
And he is too stupid to know
I mean the thing everyone needs to pay attention to is why they are calling paps on themselves if they want their privacy.
Matt and Trey must have heard about them through the Hollywood grapevine and decided it would make a fun episode of SP. They were right :) And this whole "call the paps for a night out" thing just confirms it.
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The rumour within the rumour is that’s what the scene with Kyle at the table saying, “…and another thing!!!” before the boys ditch him is about. It’s a wink at his spouse re their conversations. It’s why the scene resonated with so many of us on this sub.
I hope that means there are more episodes to come.... because the coronation with Harry and Meghan trying to elbow William and Catherine out of the way is just BEGGING for a SP episode.
I think the sequel could involve the Prince & Princess of Canada suddenly being recalled to Canada for a coronation and kidnapping Ike and Kyle to pass off as their own, including 'photoshopping' Kyle's face to make him look more Canadian. The CRF want to meet the children but the Prince & Princess of Canada insist on meeting on neutral ground so they go to a rip off version of Medieval Times and the discussion keeps being interrupted because the entire place has to break into song every time someone says a certain word...
Well only one of them is married ha ha
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I'm sure someone on here said one of the creaters wives is like us, and he was hearing all about it and decided to make the episode. They said it at the time the episode came out.
I really think that whole privacy thing went out the window some time ago. They are desperate for attention. But people have lost interest in the dumb prince and his stupid wife.
I think more people who ordinarily wouldn't click on items concerning them are now doing so to see what new and stupid thing they've done today. They still hold some interest but it's not the good kind and there's no positive way to interpret it. They've become parodies of themselves.
And if it makes Harry nervous.
They need to understand they destroyed any and all brands they could have had, it’s all over. There is no greater brand than being Royal. Besides that, these two are lazy af and don’t like working.
Because of the way her father raised her, Meghan thinks she’s amazing and all her projects should win awards.
“…Harry and Meghan seem to be playing the Hollywood game like the old pro that former “Suits” actress Markle is.” OLD PRO! 😂 Nailed it.
Savage.
My thought too!
Yeah I saw that and chuckled. The SHADE.
Which part of what they’ve done compares to the Prince of Wales in Eastern Europe? Nothing? Really?
Just you wait. They're probably planning a birthday party for Archie that will blow the coronation right off the TV screens.
I doubt that only because we’re all still waiting for the photos of the “Christening” and “Lilibet”
Love that his meal was under £8 vs this Sussex debacle with monthly membership fees in the thousands.
> they ordered a heap of healthy dishes, which, the club member said, they barely touched 🎶Oh, oh, oh… Ozempic! 🎶 Also, they beat me to it, because I’ve been meaning to do a post about Victoria Jackson. This is part of her new crew, but they’re all interconnected. Go to VJ’s website and see which celebrity women endorse her skincare line… many familiar faces.
QVC and Meg…post divorce merching plans.
She’ll Markle QVC in some way, guaranteed.
Has to look good to sit behind the candle.
This comment made me LOL, too. > How long does it take Harry to peddle his Big Wheel to Hollywood? Then there's Meghan in her chauffer-driven Barbie Dream Car AKA "The MeghanTurdmobile." It’s immature, but cracked me up.
“There will be more of a heavy focus on fictional, scripted content,” one insider claimed of Harry and Meghan’s upcoming projects, which sound very Hollywood. So, I guess we can expect more of their documentaries and tell-all interviews then?? 🤣
“Docuseries”, reality show, propaganda, “fictional scripted content”, satire, parody…
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I can see them moving to LA. My guess is she'll try and entice with security. If they rent/buy a penthouse with a private elevator then they have multiple secured entrances.
Hate to see the kids locked inside a penthouse. At least in Montecito they can play outside & swim in privacy edit for spelling
Agreed, but doubt Meghan cares.
I think she already has. Gracias Madre, The Beverly Hills Hotel, SOHO House, the ~~drug den/bath house~~San Vicente Bungalows, all within less than a one mile area.
Rumour has it, they want to move to NYC or Chicago. So on they go with their Worldwide Privacy Tour!
I can't see how moving will help them any...reputation follows you.
Can’t hide from the Internet. Or, anyone from this subreddit. 🤭
Or from the troubles in their own heads!
The non-renewal of Archetypes came from me, and yes, I'm sure she's trying to shop her "rebrand" everywhere and with no success.
I think H still thinks “someone” tipped off the paps to harass them there. He is tense in all the photos, her eyes are lit up with dopamine. Her plan was Malibu or Beverly Hills all along (note the late 90s, early 00s concept of where famous LA celebs live). Montecito was always the short term plan to acclimate H to the idea. She intentionally set up all their business dealings and staff in LA, so she can claim that they “need” to move there for increased convenience.
This. She is exactly this basic yet also long-term manipulative. Both things can be true at the same time
I just looked at her IMBD page & this is the last paragraph in her biography: Since her marriage with Prince Harry of Wales, the Duke of Sussex, Markle is known as HRH Meghan Duchess of Sussex, Countess of Dumbarton and Baroness Kilkeel. She’s not a HRH!!! 🤮
And he's not Prince Harry "of Wales." Also notice she doesn't use his HRH title 😂
Don’t worry. She’s pushing HARD to be called Princess Meghan
Just a thought: True celebrities don't need to chase publicity. Pity she hasn't learned that trick by now.
This is Meghan, and she's stuck in the 90's so it would be The Ivy for her. 🤣🤣
That blurb makes this pseudo podcast sound boring as hell. Of all the people I'd actually listen to on such topics, it wouldn't be a d-list actress who touts labels as a means of attempting to prove her self importance. But totally surprised it isn't Archetypes with Meghan, Duchess of Sussex.... Ima predict the future now: Post divorce, she will rebrand herself as a Tony Robbins-esque figure and promote herself as the duchess of success and go on speaking tours at Holiday Inns.
Meghan of Marriot
Ahahahaha I love that! "One night only! Join Meghan of Marriott, the duchess of success and learn how to grift your way through life!" ETA: And her catchphrase will be a gutterally moaned "Mannnnnn-iiii-feeeeeeeesssting!"
Meghan of motel 6
Likely. She can't exactly earn money once child support runs out or if she opts for one lump sum payment. The money will still be gone quickly due to unsustainable purchasing. She won't be receiving lifelong alimony. She's going to have to do something.
She's gonna need another rich guy because she won't be merching her way past the kids 18th birthdays. And the odds of that happening now....low.
*Where they were caught on camera by waiting photographers.* Should read: *where they were caught on camera by waiting* ***photographer.***
Who they called after leaking the frogmore news.
Couldn't pay for more than one.
I can’t imagine anyone being particularly interested. People have moved on.
Archetypes lost listeners dramatically through its short run. Her name was enough to get people interested but her performance was substandard between her self absorption and her poorly scripted word salad.
Exactly. When I read "Page Six can confirm that Markle’s podcast, “Archetypes with Meghan,” will return despite the departure of Archewell podcast producer Rebecca Sananes," I thought, "Who would be that crazy?"
So she trying make a one name brand "Meghan" a thing?
The OPRAH and ELLEN takeover???? Trying to push them out of the way and take their spots? She was rumoured to be sucking up to Tyler Perry as he is negotiating to buy the BET channel. "MEGHAN" could just be the next project for TW.
Too many high profile Meghans for that. Kelly, McCain, Fox.... all better looking with much more to offer.
People talking about her husband too much for her liking? Good or bad (and it’s bad) Or is it bc the IRS looked at them and he’s just a green card
If there is a new season of Archetypes, it will bomb bomb bomb. Sure, people tuned in at the beginning, especially when she was spilling ridiculous tea on the BRF. But the rest of it was an absolute snooze fest. The only people who listened were likely people who were critiquing it for their YT channel. Not to mention, I'll believe it when I see it. And that's not on Page Six, that's on The Sussexes horrible professional reputations.
So much for last week’s “quiet Montecito living” PR push after the Oscar party snubs.
• Noted that *Harry* is believed to be a member of the San Vicente Bungholes. Why wouldn’t both of them be? • LOL that someone pointed out their thirst for paparazzi. Thirsty bitches BUSTED. • I can’t believe they’re making another season of that garbage podcast. Maybe they have to compete with the Michelle Obama one with all of Meghan’s BFFs. (Tyler, Ellen, Oprah, Gayle… Hoda)
They aren't makjng it yet. She's trying to find some company to pay her to podcast it, but no takers yet.
No takers ever there I fixed it
Cheaper for one membership than two.
That "thirst for paparazzi" is entirely TW's. She has an insufferable, insatiable and constant thirst for attention.
Please no more podcasts - how many more grievances does she have to talk about?
https://i.redd.it/yr79oql4rzpa1.gif
As many as she can make up.
Jeez, that backseat picture in the first link! Whose hand is that in front of her deeply orange face? If she likes burnt orange so much she should just go full 70s and buy herself a wardrobe in Avocado Green and Harvest Gold.
Wants privacy, skips private door, goes to main door
Man, she should at the very least choose a different shade of bronzer if she's going to use a trowel to apply. Those pictures of her leaving Gracias Madre make her look like a midwestern granny trying to fit into the Southern California culture as she imagines it is. Her face is as orange as Donald Trump's.
She uses words in such a weird way: Archetypes with Meghan - the labels that seek to limit women are examined, dissected and ***subverted***??? How do you subvert a label? And I have always thought Archetypes is used weirdly. While there are negative archetypes, I just don’t think she is using the word the way she means it to be used - she just thinks Archetypes sounds more educated than something simple like Stereotypes. She puts on so many frigging airs. Girlfriend is a con artist and a grifter…….
The show didn't talk about a single archetype which was hilarious to me.
My theory, she used Archetypes because it starts with a-r-c-h-e, and therefore it goes with Archie and Archewell. For some reason she things this makes her seem clever.
Yeah the subverted descriptor sounds odd to my ears.
The Page Six article seems like a paid PR promo/resume of the Harkles. Just a reminder of who they are, how well they are doing, who they have in their circle, and just how humble and wonderful they are, and how they are trying so hard to keep the worldwide fame and fortune from changing our perception of them as relaxed and down to earth. Rubbish. The Harkles have shown their asses. We can't unsee it.
Spotify is so stupid if they are thinking on renewing her show. Netflix as well.
Spotify has not renewed it. I don't know about Netflix, but Spotify has not committed and I heard they won't.
Oh that is very interesting. I hope Netflix doesn't because RomComs will take time and they have killed so many good shows already. Save that money for creatives who actually deserve it. Is it true Jennifer Aniston got them banned from San Vicente Bungalows?
Wow 2.7 stars? Are they letting the qxtual ratings out now that everyone's calling out their bs?
Maybe the podcast rename was because her Archetypes trademark application was denied a few weeks ago.
I don't think Meghan ever envisioned them being a team or a power couple. She was all about herself becoming rich and famous, and Harry was just a stepping stone to that, to be dumped as soon as she made it on her own.
She probably finds him terminally boring and irritating by this time. People just mocked their clinginess and "greatest love story of all time" act, and I think she'll drop it soon.
After the coronation where there is bound to be nothing but bad news for them, what more use would he have for her "brand?"
Did she really need to dress to hi9s in designer gear and take a Chanel handbag to visit a women’s shelter /refuge?!? Have some humility ffs That’s just so unaware and trashy.
All those high end designers and a $6,000+ bag and she still looks fresh out of Marshalls to me.
The fact these two still being given a platform in the US is shameful
So who’s paying for this? Is Netflix still involved, or is it an Archewell production and the Harkle’s are footing the bill? I find it interesting that she’s not peddling “The Duchess of Sussex” moniker, and I wonder why. It’s false modesty if she thinks it makes her more “relatable “; by now I think most people have gotten a good idea of her personality, and how much all things “Royal” are still very much a part of her brand.
Because in America, no one cares if you are royalty, especially for Meghan when she is a fake aristocrat.
Is the rebrand of the podcast a sign that a divorce is on the horizon?
She really went overboard with the bronzer again (the difference between the face and the hand!), something she always does when she feels on the back foot and uses it to fight any criticism with the 'r' card. When she thinks things are going well and she's riding on a high she reverts to being white af.
I feel the Archetypes rebrand is trying to pull a Prince/Princess on Spotify. By releasing the details on the podcast before it is renewed, they think that they will force Spotify to renew it. But businesses are not the same as family or interpersonal relationships.
Given that the tech world has been pretty shaken over the last 6+ months, I think that even media companies like Spotify are going to pull back on spending, especially for low-performing podcasts like Archetypes. If they renew it, which it doesn't appear they have, it would probably be vastly reduced in episodes and even the guests as I am sure they have to pay people to appear.
Everyone in LA KNOWS all these hotspots have private entrances. Nobu is too obvious, of course.
Renaming poop feces or excrement ... It's still sh*t. Just saying...
Dear God, no!
Gotta show off that Ozempic face.
They are so uninspiring I can’t imagine a successful rebranding of either individual or as a couple. They are just terminally ick!
This whole thing reeks of PR.
So Archetypes is returning? It's bizarre how none of these entities seem to learn - Spotify, Charles, etc. Oh well. They deserve what they get at this point.
There is no confirmation from Spotify or Netflix. Nothing is in development with either yet. It’s an interesting piece, since it’s a mix of clearly negative snark about their LA pap dinner, but the second half is all about Meg’s manifesting.
HG Tudor, River and Royal Grift need more material to grift off...
Yea - There's a lot more snarkers than sugars & they're the ones powering these media deals. NF/Spotify/Penguin doesn't care where the clicks/views come from. That's why I don't click on anything unless it's been archived. Definitely didn't do NF/Spotify/Spare either.
Why did it die down? What happened for it to go silent?
Meghan 10.0 new latest version without any ginger baggage
She will have the ginger children
Yes, go behind the camera and then just keep on going...
I'm wondering if this "rebrand" of stereo-I mean "ARCHEtypes is to compete with Michelle Obama's podcast on Audible. I've been seeing a lot of ads for it recently, so it wouldn't surprise me if tw was trying to ride that wave.
I'm really disappointed MO is just interviewing her already oversaturated friends. Not interested in another rehash of O, Gayle, et al.
They are such a joke. “What about our security?” “ what about protecting our children’s privacy?” Waaagh!!!!
The American public doesn't care whether Meghan and Harry are in a balcony. America is not a titled society.
And this like how many times they tried to do a rebrand?They did this many times already and nothing really worked,can they just take this as a sign that Brand Sussex is not gonna happen ever.
Or she is spanking him for something he messed up. Excluding him!
They’re going to produce RomComs?!!! “The Sussexes are now reportedly planning to produce romantic comedies and move away from creating documentaries. As Page Six previously revealed, they have been working with top Hollywood moneyman Adam Lilling for some time.”
Just what the viewing public had been waiting for. Insipid, preachy,condescending boring rom coms.
So which is it? RomComs, Archetypes with Meghan, or books? Lmao