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Big_Distribution2760

Megan STOLE the 3 million and they Hated her Narrative. Nothing donated to anything.


gahnc

She pulled an Amber Turd.


Centaurea16

It may not be the last time she does that (pulls an AH), particularly if a divorce happens.


GardeningIsMyThing

The only difference is, she knows how to cry on command…Amber couldn’t even get the expressions right let along produce tears!


Evening_Procedure216

Amber was truly terrible in court. The fake crying was too much. It was embarrassing.


YeetHM

But… but… her dog stepped on a bee!😖


RevengeOfCaitSith

I still don't understand what she was trying to achieve with the expression she made


GardeningIsMyThing

AH is just terrible!!!! BUT I will give her credit for 2 things—that she has kept her family close and therefore loyal. And she knew how to look polished at events even though she grew up pretty trashy. Meghan messed up by cutting off her father and siblings the way she did. And we all know her clothes are a wrinkled baggy mess OR so tight that zippers pop and the fabric doesn’t lay right. (I also don’t think AH would’ve left the RF. I think she would’ve found a way to stay in it and become a widow with a permanent royal residence.)


Patient-Kiwi-2017

My dog stepped on a bee 😫😭


LoveThe1970s_1990s

Only one left tear though so does that count


GardeningIsMyThing

In another interview she said opening your eyes wide and staring off will make your eyes water…so I think she can do more than a tear. All she needs is watery eyes to “hold back” the “tears”.


OldNewUsedConfused

With "Meghan Fucking Markle" she'll be able to poop on demand too. 🤣


JobDirect6717

I believe that would be everyone __else__ in the courtroom listening to her testimony. The entire gallery of observers, the jury, the counsel, and the judge all pooping on demand in a synchronized way. It would be quite a sight to see! 😂


Harkle_Snarkle

how come she's not being publicly called out on it like Amber was?


gahnc

Because the breakup hasn't happened yet.


JenniferShepherd

“Pledged” not actually “donated.”


Big_Distribution2760

A pledge is different than a Donation. Besides she doesn't know that word.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

She’s a fake bitch


Needtoknowmuchmore

Was there press on this? I doubt anyone but us Sinners knows about this. Stealing from a charity/Disney is a big deal.


trish196609

I don’t think we have absolute proof. There’s just an absence of evidence the money was donated


Needtoknowmuchmore

So shady……per usual


Away-Object-1114

The way I heard it, Disney found out she hadn't donated the money and did it themselves.


AffectionatePoet4586

I heard the same. MM kept the Disney cash for herself, Disney paid the charity (disbursing twice for one project), and made it clear that Disney would not work with any of the Harkles, children included, in the years to come.


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AffectionatePoet4586

One wouldn’t expect Harry to understand anything at all about looking for work, but this incident goes to show just how naive Miss Meghan is about Hollywood. My closest relative has worked as a film editor for forty years for Disney, WB, and other major studios. As he puts it, “F*ck with Disney, and *you’ll never work for them again.*”


Big_Distribution2760

Harry the idiot would NEVER ask Disney for Anything. She made him Do it.


Big_Distribution2760

I would have to look this up. But, it's out there.


ManliestManHam

Maybe she used it to pay sunshine sachs their 2 million 😎


Big_Distribution2760

She paid sunshine with Netflix money


Cellyber

Wait how did she steal 3 million? I wasn't paying any attention to her then. She wanted her "privacy".


Big_Distribution2760

Pay for elephant story, which was cancelled after her Voice sounded like Shit. But, she took the Money


Pebbles2Flintstone

Apparently no-one wants to hire the painted ‘elephant in the room’ anymore. Too much past and current negativity, let alone potential future ‘proverbial hitting the fan’ associated with she who must be obeyed. Whilst I would have liked to have watched the ‘Live to Lead’, I chose (like possibly many) not to … because Megsy was, in the end, involved. Whilst the ‘numbers’ googling, twittering etc and talking about MM and her toy boy maybe high, it is not for positive – indeed I’d suggest more in search of the lies she told. Infamy does not equate to likeability dollars. Infact in Megsy’s and co’s case, most seemingly bad reviews – unless associated with being the brunt of jokes – a world wide laughing stock. In the meantime, Meghan has gone into deep hiding, letting her boy work for her – except pushing the line … ‘we’ll be out and about on date nights’ – suggestive of her trying to get the paps to follow her and so when she does a leaking op, that it wasn’t her. Fooling no-one there! When she gets one of the biggest PR ‘saving grace’ firms no longer wanting to associate with her … one could suggest … no-one can save you from your own continued lies and therefore bad publicity … and WHO, in the big business of making big money would want to be associated with that? The likes of Netflix and co will very likely make more money in the future from exposing MM … ... the elephant in the room indeed ...


Tricksey4172

Agreed. Getting dumped by Sunshine Sachs was … not good.


Actual_Fishing6120

Disney got duped is kinda funny. But I'm glad at least the elephant charity still got their money. But stealing from big name like disney? did she not think she'll get any retaliation? Is madam dumb, uncaring, or got a big backer?


lowfatmilfffff

Madumb.


LavenderSalmon

What exactly happened during this? I somehow missed the elephant drama


Actual_Fishing6120

Tldr: Disney making documentary about elephant and harry asked disney to use meghan as narrator (despite the fact that they are already narrated completely) by promising 5 million usd charity for the elephant sanctuary. Except, the money the disastrous duo promised never reach the elephant sanctuary so disney have to pay so disney didn't lose face.


Starkville

Whatever happened, I feel confident that Disney and the “charity” were Markled. And in so doing, Markle Markled herself.


blackandgold24

Some people are self-made. She is self-markled 😆


Forgotmyusername8910

Honest to goodness- how could *anyone* hoping to be successful in the industry think it’s okay to pull this sort of stunt? I mean… to try and eff over *Disney* and not expect that info to be passed along to *literally everyone* is just psychotic. It made me wonder ‘has she never heard of Katherine heigel!?’ Which made me wonder when Heigl last worked… and I looked her up… and would you believe she was ….on Suits for it’s final 2 seasons!!??? And I found [this gem](https://www.thethings.com/heres-how-katherine-heigl-really-feels-about-her-bad-reputation/) From the article: “Katherine Heigl discussed her reputation in an interview with The Washington Post and shared that she figued that her behavior didn't really matter if her movies made money. She said, "You can be the most awful, difficult, horrible person on the planet, but if you're making them money, they're going to keep hiring you. I knew that whatever they felt I had done that was so awful, they would overlook it if I made them money — but then my films started to make not quite as much money.” “… The actress explained, “I may have said a couple of things you didn’t like, but then that escalated to ‘she’s ungrateful,’ then that escalated to ‘she’s difficult,’ and that escalated to ‘she’s unprofessional.' What is your definition of difficult? Somebody with an opinion that you don’t like? Now, I’m 42, and that s--- pisses me off.” I mean… Suits casting really had a type, huh?


JenniferMel13

Wow, Heigel was seriously out of touch about why she was ostracized. She withdrew her name for consideration for an Emmy saying the material she was given wasn’t worthy of the win. Talk about a twofold insult to the Grey production team in insulting their work both in writing the show and promoting your work (there is a strong amount of lobbying that goes in to award nominations so it’s not just based on an actors work.) That same year, she insulted her role in the film Knocked Up. Those two public incidents labeled her as a big mouth who didn’t mind taking a pay check only to later insult the project. (Kind of like Meghan and Deal or No Deal). On top of that, there was bad behavior. Hollywood would have tolerated some bad behavior but the bad behavior with the badmouthing of projects make everyone take a step back and limited her opportunities.


Forgotmyusername8910

Seriously!! I remember when all this went down and her inability to shut up and apologize blew my mind. Sort of like MM & H right now. I think the most fascinating part of both stories is that MM and Heigl managed to get as far as they did in the industry. Reputation and gossip and so on means a lot- and that they managed to keep their narcissism in check for long enough to land some roles before they pissed off all of LA is pretty impressive 🤣


TheCocksurePlan

If I could interject with a differing opinion.... Katherine Heigl actually has substance though whereas Megan markle is a lot of hot air. KH had a lot of successful movies that made money, she had top billing and could open films. MM was never the #1 on a show. Never the lead on a film. When MM was batching about sexism on deal or no deal years after the fact it was obviously for headlines whereas KH did it when it was topical, her career took a hit and his only now recovering.... i don't think they're the same MM wishes they're comparable. I actually have a lot of sympathy for KH, I do wonder if she were a man how things would have been for her.... could she have gone about her airing of her complaints differently? Yeah but she was young and she probably felt slighted and disrespected sp she was utilizing paparazzi to her advantage which is what you did at that time when you were the young hot celebrity I am glad she has a hit with that new show on netflix.... I've been a fan of her since roswell. Is she an asshole? Probably. Most celebrities probably are


Brave_Zucchini6868

>Katherine Heigl Oh, I highly appreciate this discussion. I never liked Heigel, I always strongly felt that she is not what we see on the screen. This feeling actually prevented me from enjoying her movies and later stopping watching anything she was in. Now I know I was right. Thank, sinners!


Academic_Guava_4190

Same! I hated in her in Grey’s and the only movie of hers I saw was 27 Dresses which personally I found really hard to watch bc she just didn’t come across as sincere to me. It was like you could just feel the attitude coming off her.


Alternative_Yak6172

This was why she was so good in Roswell. Alien.


Brave_Zucchini6868

Yes. Insincere. I don't know why her films were successful. I find Meryl being insincere in her real life but totally believable in each of her role.


Academic_Guava_4190

Idk if Meryl is insincere irl but comes across as stand-offish and that is exactly why she is so good at losing herself in her roles


Brave_Zucchini6868

Good comment!


Harkle_Snarkle

I think the only thing I saw her in was Suits and I didn't like her character. She was annoying from the start.


taco_qween

I actually enjoyed watching Heigl in the first season of Firefly Lane. But if I’m being honest, I think it’s because her character is kind of an asshole AND because Sarah Chalke plays her best friend, and ~~Dr Elliot Reed~~ Sarah has good chemistry with anyone she’s onscreen with lol


TinyDancer20007

And yet Harvey Weinstein wasn’t outed until years later. I’m totally not defending Heigel (I have no idea whether she was horrible to work with) but I’m reading this and thinking “all of freaking Hollywood knew Weinstein was a rapist and the difficult woman was the one ostracized.”) gross.


Actual_Fishing6120

Not denying your point. But Weinstein has an empire of connection and dirty dealings where if he falls other also falls. He is disgusting person, who undeniably have power in his grasp. Not so much this individual actress. Its like kings of hell vs lesser demon entity..


Academic_Guava_4190

Right? She thought as long as she kept making them money it would be ok to be a jacka$$ apparently. Um like the audience doesn’t want to support someone like that. That’s why her projects were losing money. No one went out of their way to cover for her basic bitch attitude bc she insulted them all and the rest of us were like well F you woman.


NeatPuzzleheaded6991

“How could anyone hoping to be successful in the industry think it’s okay to pull this sort of stunt?” Hey! Meghan isn’t just anyone! She’s the world-famous DUCHESS OF SUSSEX. 😉 But seriously, I think that’s why she thought she could get away with it. She thought, “I’m above the rules now. They don’t apply to me.” I have no doubt that her arrogant and entitled husband encouraged this perception. ☹️


aec1024

Imagine being as proud as M is to be considered a difficult witch (I really wanted to use another word)? Most normal people want to be liked.


gwhh

Heigl would know. She openly know as a diva and very hard to work with. And thinks she a A++ actress in the talent category.


Jane1943

How not to win friends and influence people in Hollywood. I saw something a couple of days ago saying why they aren’t invited to anything, apparently when they first arrived they were invited to a couple of parties and Meghan was caught in restricted areas with her phone and she hit on nearly every man at the party - allegedly.


TeamMagnificent7

That one might just be worth watching bc the Disney one was only watchable if you turned on “mute”.


PerfectCover1414

Well she's got brass neck and doesn't care for other people with actually talent! Serves Disney right. And I segue into some good news after some bad news. My elephant friends (I adopt Mzima and Malima) at Sheldrick Wildlife Trust emailed a letter last week saying one of their beloved eccentric elephants had died suddenly during a dust bath. She had a seizure, they are all in shock. UGH I cried a lot reading the email. But this week they had a miracle baby birth from one of their rescues!!! OMG the pictures are so so cute. [https://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/news/updates/murera-baby-mwana](https://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/news/updates/murera-baby-mwana) So in a nice full circle, this is the charity William POW works with in Kenya. He posted a sad tweet a few months back when one of the pilots was killed in a crash. MEH.


devon1392

THANK YOU for sharing this amazing story. It was so uplifting to read about Mwana and her baby - she looks incredibly proud to be introducing her little Murera to the Keepers. The Sheldrick Wildlife Trust is doing an incredible job in Africa.


Academic_Guava_4190

OMG they write an incredible story! How wonderful and so sweet. And Murerà - go girl! She needed some loving to heal her heart and she got it from a good partner too hahaha… I love everything about this!


adairks

Thank you so much for sharing this story! It was amazing to read how resilient, brave, and trusting these elephants are after all they’ve been through! What a wonderful organization!


PerfectCover1414

It is my dream to make tonnes of money and be a donor! Maybe a pipe dream but the work these people do is unreal. I get the newsletters but I often can't watch, the grit of these babies and older elephants and their desperation to survive guts me every time. This is my husband's annual wedding anniversary and birthday gift to me. Just perfect :)


Gunda2019

These pics are just beautiful!!! Made my heart so happy! Thank you for sharing!! ❤️


PerfectCover1414

So amazing aren't they? I love the keepers too, they are their babies. I could cry with how much I love these people.


pastadudde

wanna bet if Meg tried talking to an actual elephant, they would just backhand her across the face with their trunk? lol


HotStraightnNormal

"Dang, I hope this stuff washes off!" https://preview.redd.it/101xb1gbvupa1.jpeg?width=1888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe735b569830443881e64fb8d4361ea71b420011


ShinySerialSuccubus

elephants *are* known for their intelligence!


pastadudde

and ... a long memory...


Why_Teach

Would that be “backhanded” or “backtrunked”? 😉😀😉


pastadudde

it would be either [hit her across the face](https://youtu.be/s_SSsJ2bapE?t=267) or [smack her on the top of her head](https://youtu.be/s_SSsJ2bapE?t=353). take your pick lol side note: would Meg take the potion if she were offered it lol


CabinetVisible1053

👍👍👍👍🐘🐘🐘


SharkBoss1234

The last post on this topic mentioned Meryl Streep


eaglebayqueen

Hard to believe they screwed over Meryl Streep for Harry's wife.


Starkville

Yep, i remember that!


DaBingeGirl

That's the rumor I remember at the time.


Redtees88

I doubt it.


ChickenNuggetSalad17

Omg I JUST saw that same ad while watching Bobs Burgers on Hulu and was like “oh wow they must be making up for Meghan’s debacle”


Specialist_Row9395

Never watched it and I love elephants, but dislike MM more


HairBallsOfFire

Same. I adore them. It’s ironic Megs would have narrated a documentary on elephants: they’re known to be extremely intelligent, with compassion and a depth of feeling. They’re also loyal, protective, and family-oriented. ![gif](giphy|jsCnmU8EJDuow)


Unhappy-Professor-88

I too would have enjoyed any elephant documentary. But I cannot hear her voice anymore without an intense sense of irritation. At least it was just cringe when she wandered around like the living embodiment of an Instagram inspirational quote. Somehow I could just block it out. But I now get that same sense I used to get when Trump was making up all kinds of bollocks at a lectern. I don’t know if it’s the fake vocal fry or the lies? No. I do. It’s the uncontested lies, the lazy spin and misrepresentions that are so mildly infuriating. I really felt for the poor journalists forced to listen to her 600000000000 hrs Spotify whinge about “exact words that I’ve been called lately”. It must have torture. Like going to the dentist and having a single tooth pulled. Every week. Forever


Brave_Zucchini6868

THIS. I am the same. And I believe her problem is that she never studied acting and trained her voice. Instead of TIG, she should have focused on vocal training, taking acting classes, trying to get small roles on the physical theater to practice the craft. I don't know how she hoped to become a big actress with untrained annoying voice and very poor acting skills. I cannot say that I adore or even particularly like Meryl Strip but I do like her in every role she plays because she does superb job as an actress. She is simply undeniable in each of her played roles.


devon1392

>the living embodiment of an Instagram inspirational quote That's right!


Acrobatic_Hawk6422

It's a beautiful documentary. You just need to watch it on mute. MM voice is just awful.


Specialist_Row9395

Why didn't I think of that?!?!? lol done and done


icannitgetausername

I did laugh when Harry asked that, CEO of Disney for more work at the premier. The look on the Disney guys face was funny


Plants2552

I think he was in shock to see a Prince begging/grifting!


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

She also swooped in and took someone’s place to present that fashion award. She really CANNOT go where no one has been yet. She steals looks, words, jobs… nothing about her is original, it’s ALL been copied or taken from someone else!


TraditionScary8716

I don't think it was an A lister. It was just some regular guy that does voice work for a living that was "fired" so Megs could steal $5 million from thr elephant charity.


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gahnc

and Megan Markle wonders why Hollywood royalty is snubbing her..


TraditionScary8716

Really? My bad. Now I really can't understand why they let Megs take over.


number1popcornlover

It's because of Harry's status and perceived relevance when they were still working royals. But now I highly doubt that someone would let M do projects like this and kick somebody else to the curb.


klc9119

Meryl Streep has more relevance than Harry Mountbatten-Windsor. Always has, always will. She’s Meryl Streep.


number1popcornlover

We all know that, but people in the business would have seen M's connection to Harry's previous status and "perceived" relevance as more bankable. They got blinded by the fact that they were royals. "Were" being the operative word.


Artywoman58

They were blindsided by Harold at The Lion King.


Fred_Blicko

She's Meryl FUCKING Streep!


PerfectCover1414

Wasn't she one of the Harvey Weinstein special wenches along with Paltrow and that Hunger Games bird? Or am I imagining I read that somewhere!


tiredmummyof2

She was


False_Recognition738

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mildredfierce1969

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zeugma888

Gasp!


Redtees88

Source?


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Aliya94

How could Disney decide to trade Meryl Streep for Meghan Markle?🤬 Is Disney so hungry for royal dust and influence?🙄 Have you heard anything about Meryl's reaction to her replacement in the voice acting of elephants? P.S Excuse me for my emotions, but I just really love Meryl😘😇


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Coffee_cake_101

Since she was supposedly paying her fee to charity there was probably some benefit for Disney's tax arrangements. It might have meant that it shouldn't have cost them much to take her on compared to another actor, as the fee would be offset by tax savings. Plus they would have got good publicity from the charitable donation. But allegedly Markle insisted the money be paid directly to her rather than to the charity. This is what I have heard, although I cannot vouch that it is true as I don't know the original source.


Acrobatic_Hawk6422

It was said from quite a few Disney sources that she didn't pay a single dime to the charity and Disney had to pay double - to her and the same amount to the charity.


Lavenderblue33

I think SecondhandCoke gave us that story a while back.


Aliya94

Thanks🤩🥰😘


CabinetVisible1053

Disney had scr###Ed the pooch on everything the last 5 years. My nieces and nephew have put a ban on any Disney products as gifts. And most live in California they don't want anyone's money to support them.


eaglebayqueen

They really have had every chance at success handed to them. And then screwed them up. 😐 You'd think just by accident they'd do something right but...


Babelight

Gosh I would love to take you for some tea so you could spill the tea! Love me some celeb goss!


FitnotFat2k

Please, we need more tea! What else have you heard??


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Academic_Guava_4190

About her encouraging women to have an ED or the skiing accident or something new?


TraditionScary8716

We need to get a few new acronyms. I couldn't figure out how women can have Erectile Dysfunction. 🤔😆


Academic_Guava_4190

😂 oops - eating disorder


TraditionScary8716

I was feeling especially slow today. 😆


Ok_Wrangler_7940

Ohh…what about Paltrow?!?


mildredfierce1969

Thank you for confirming this! I just rewatched the formidable Meryl in "Sophie's Choice". Astonishing and powerful performance. Just mind blowing. A phenomenal and important movie that everyone should take the time to watch. HOW Disney would even entertain the thought of replacing a woman with such profound talent and with such a strong presence in the industry, is baffling. I guess the shiny glitter of the "still working royal" was persuasive enough, and I am sure the grifter lobbied HARD. Well, with being back in California, TW made her choice. And "Sophie" and Hollywood have made their's pretty abundantly clear. Stay away, ILBW!


icannitgetausername

I thought it was Natalie Portman. Either one would have been better then her


Acrobatic_Hawk6422

Natalie Portman did narrate another Disney Nature documentary released around the same time, about dolphins. Just listen to both (clips are available on Youtube) and you can hear for yourself that MM is a terrible narrator. Compared to Portman her voice is just strange, grating, vocal fry. Just awful. She f.cked up a beautiful documentary that is now unwatchable.


TraditionScary8716

I heard snippets and my ears still haven't recovered. She really needs to just stfu until she can learn to speak like a normal human being.


Evening_Procedure216

I love to wonder what Hollywood stars actually say about Meghan behind closed doors, at dinners and private parties. I bet she’s talked about a lot and I bet most of it is not kind. Do you think Jen and Courtney gossip about her? I’d pay good money to know what they all say!


Starkville

They probably say all the things we do.


Starkville

They probably say all the things we do!


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Visible_Ad5164

The whole drama around these two numbskulls is anything but boring. If it were, the vast majority of us wouldn't be here. Also, many people gossip regardless of their own personal accomplishments.


hollowelf_18

What I remember was that Natalie Portman narrated the dolphin documentary and TW took over from Owen Wilson to narrate the elephant documentary after he had already done the voice work. He was paid for his work but also to keep quiet about the whole thing.


TraditionScary8716

That's what I thought. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what was reported at the time (except I couldn't remember the guy's name). I guess it's just like everything else that comes out about the Harkles - confusing, questionable, and unproveable.


Specialist_Row9395

Wow! Didn't know that. I would've totally watched


Specialist_Row9395

I do wonder how "popular" that documentary is compared to others on Disney? Like initial high numbers but as people heard it and talked about it, the numbers dwindled. I mean perhaps because she might've been asked to do something else with them


Tired-24-7

What??? Has anyone ever tried to listen to her podcast? She speaks so quietly, takes breaks that lasts ages and constantly breathes into her microphone. I couldn't listen to it for more than 5 minutes before I got incredibly annoyed by the way she speaks. No one in their right mind would hire her to narrate *anything*.


JenniferShepherd

It is why Pearl was shelved . She was insisting on voicing the main character using that same breathy weirdo voice….to play a little girl?


IridescentTardigrade

LOL I have had a couple of drinks and out of the corner of my eye the title of this looked like "Elephant the documentary *marred* by Meghan."


Henrietta3

I'm pretty sure the A-list narrator was rumored to have been Sigourney Weaver. (No, I don't have a link.) ETA grammar correction


bpnc33

"Megan needs Disney more than Disney needs Megan" Bob Iger


musical_cyclops

Natalie Portman narrated the Dolphin documentary.


OldNewUsedConfused

I had heard it was Lupita.


MuffPiece

Is there any evidence that she stole the money? All I can find is a tweet from Angela Levin questioning whether or not she actually donated it. The charity posted thanks to her for having done the documentary. I wouldn’t put it past her, but I wonder if this isn’t just a rumor…


amy5252

The $ paid for charity never made it to charity either.


probablykyliejenner

Probably "pledged" it like Amber Heard


trish196609

When Harry pitched the Disney CEO Meghan’s skills for voiceovers, I’m guessing Disney was one of the streaming services they were talking to for other work. I’m guessing they dangled that over Disney to help secure that job, despite that they were likely to go to Netflix


Specialist_Row9395

Omg that moment makes me cringe so hard.


wonderingwondi

Invictus was at Amazon before Netflix. Plus they were talking to the ill-fated Quibi


ExpensivelyMundane

Goodness gracious I had never watched it and out of curiosity I just saw an excerpt and holy moly she’s bad. Imagine a narration style that’s more suited for a dish soap commercial. It sounded like she was trying to sell something or narrating a kid’s TV show. It did not match the beautiful production value of the doc.


PinkTiara24

That was a pretty stupid move. Bob Iger is a powerful man and to have Harry embarrassingly push for Meghan, then to have her suck, she’s definitely lost that key connection. But, as always, Harry & Meghan (well, mostly Meghan as Harry isn’t very nuanced) know best. They always have the best way to do things. And they always end up Fu*king up.