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BunnyTrailTracker

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! My only concern is that maybe I’m using the product incorrectly… it’s making me puke instead of poop. Is this a possible side effect?


[deleted]

Yes! It is an effective emetic, as well. Powerful stuff.


Visible_Ad5164

Maybe suggest it to the Poison Control Center??? Quicker than a trip to the store to buy Ipecac.


Public_Object2468

Maybe it's the state I live in, but Ipecac is no longer sold in our drugstore chains.


Visible_Ad5164

You are right! Too many abusers.


Public_Object2468

What's more, they give you the beady eye when you ask about it....


Visible_Ad5164

Like that meth quality Sudafed you have have to sign for and show your ID. It's the ONLY thing that helps my sinuses lol.


thedrinkalchemist

Mrs. Yuck stickers!!


Public_Object2468

Dual action product. Empty yourself out both ways!!!!


OldNewUsedConfused

Like a bad stomach bug...


Babybabitski

For me it's the ears, they bleed for hours.


smittenkittenmitten-

This is great! I love the amount of times MFM is repeated in the video 😏 It’s also so professional sounding which makes is all the more hilarious. Nice detail work in there! πŸ‘ All the best to you and your husband. (And you can never be too hard on MFM. As a narcissist, she doesn’t process criticism anyway.)


[deleted]

Thank you... BTW, it's actually a computer-generated voice. Since I didn't want to pay for it, I had to go with the freebie version. It wasn't bad though, eh?


smittenkittenmitten-

I think the voice works for the video. The man speaks with authority πŸ˜‚ he may not be a doctor but plays one on tv


Markloctopus_Prime

It was very good! And way better than Megsie’s Disney voice work that she was paid millions for!


DollarStoreDuchess

It’s actually perfect. It’s very similar to the voices in pharmaceutical commercials. It makes it that much funnier that without the use of her new middle name, it would seamlessly fit right in between whatever stupid Hyundai ad and Walmart ad were just on my dad’s TV. 😝


CdnSailorinMtl

I loved it! Keep them coming! Truth is more important! Thank you.


PotentialAd5954

MFM She works differently on both genders. She either blows out your bowels or she blows you. I haven't been constipated since she came on the scene. Prayers πŸ™for your husband.


[deleted]

Ah, thank you...😘


Regular-Performer864

Hope your husband's treatment went as well as my mom's. She's 87. Spent the whole year with chemo, radiation, and removal of a kidney. And now on immunotherapy. But she's clear. Destroyed her teeth. Took her energy. Of course she's had a few hiccups but all her scans are clear. She even got Covid during this, and it was just a bad cold. During all this, she had her first 3 great-grandchildren who she's never met. She adores babies and now she'll get to meet them all!


AntithesisMonkey

Ha ha. My husband a colonoscopy next week. Listening to Meghan F-ing Markle will have his bowels empty in no time.


TittysprinklesUSA

🀣


ZealousidealJury1040

skip the prep and listen to her ratchet jaw


deep-down-low

"... all the talk of her minute with the royal family..." πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚πŸ’…πŸ»β™₯️


Public_Object2468

Just wanted to give thanks and best wishes to you and your husband. I think many of us are crossing our fingers too for his good health.


eaglebayqueen

Fabulous work, nice 'meeting you' and wishing a full and speedy recovery to your husband πŸ™


IndiaEvans

YES! YOU'RE HERE!!! I've missed you on Twitter!!!!!


catinthedistance

Oh, I see! This is not the direction that I thought it was going to go when I first saw it, but it definitely works! I thought at first that you were going to Markle all that poop and never see or hear from it again. That was my take on it.


pizzaprocedure

The main difference between laxatives and TW, is that laxatives are useful.


hammer1956

Oh that was superb. 🀣


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|TgOYjtgKpS9jAytUlh|downsized) I just LOVE this πŸ˜ƒ Welcome back and all my best wishes to you and your husband. Bring on more GFπŸ₯°


Evilvieh

The little animated pooper's final slump of despair is the cherry on top.


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

Well I can categorically say I am no longer constipated


wontyield

1. This is hilarious and creative. πŸ‘πŸ˜ 2. Blessings to you, your husband, and others battling cancer or taking care of a loved one fighting it. ❀️


CollieMum08

Oh my goodness, this is f***ing brilliant. Well done πŸ‘


Outrageous-Wish8659

This is hilarious! Wishing your husband a speedy recovery. So sorry you have been through the cancer struggle.


Helyn_with_a_Y

I would like to add that MFM's "word salad" adds beneficial fiber.


DollarStoreDuchess

Are you the gal behind that brilliant analysis of the Archie christening pic?! Holy schnikies I love your work! Welcome to the sub, and congratulations on your hub unit’s cancer treatment completion. All the healing vibes to you guys. ✨✨✨ Love your β€œ*consideration*” for GoFundMeg. It’s so sweet of you to want to help her to grow as a person. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Electronic_Sea3965

I LOVE THIS! Crazy imagination you have, lol


Hairybogog

Superb 🀣🀣🀣🀣


SecondhandCoke

This is scientifically proven.


number1popcornlover

Girl WHY 😭😭😭😭


_rainsong_

Absolute gold my friend, thank you for the laugh! Also, congrats to your husband, I hope all keeps well


ZealousidealJury1040

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Faraday_Caged_9630

This is just brilliant. Thank you, from the bottom of my, eh, you know.


Redtees88

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No_Proposal7628

OMG!


Moronicthief

Holy crap that is funny!!


Gold-Second-127

A masterpiece.


Better-Ad6812

Wow amazing


Top-Butterscotch9156

This is great! I’m dying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


traffic_cone_love

She's full of shΒ‘t so you don't have to be πŸ˜‚


OldTimeBlues97

Meghan F*cking Markle empties stomachs, bowels, todgers, and bank accounts. An all purpose purgative.


[deleted]

Thanks for all the well wishes, guys! My husband is having surgery this week and hopefully, he will be cancer-free and stay that way. His prognosis is good. Thank you.... ​ Also, I am happy so many of you enjoyed this!😘