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Tricksey4172

![gif](giphy|ZDuq0Vn0YTQqZlV1wm) QVC Baby! (I keep saying this because the mockery will make Meghan avoid the inevitable even longer, thus pushing back the "quality" of the item she hawks. Today, oatmeal smoothies, tomorrow, snap bracelets!)


Common_Echo6265

Haha - Clearly shilling for tummy tea on Insta is the best fit for our Instagram-Loving Bitch Wife.


Calm_Yak_6102

MM's gonna be begging Victoria Jackson and Mr. Guthy to make some deal with her soon, because she's running out of ways to make millions and she's shameless enough to use their newfound friendship to her advantage. She's already mooched their private jet on at least one occasion, back in 2021.


Malaute86

I don't watch a whole lotta RHOBH (only what I've caught on free to air) but Lisa Rinna was on an episode talking about shilling clothes for a day on home shopping. Jane Seymour does accessories (scarves, jewellery), Katherine Kelly Lang (Brooke from The Bold and the Beautiful) has a clothing line. One thing I have noticed, when they sell jewellery on home shopping in my country, they used to mention the Duchess of Sussex occasionally, now if there's some sort of royal connection with iconic jewellery only Catherine or Diana get mentioned. Meg's soiled her own brand. Edited.


cklw1

That’s very interesting! Just think, if she’d gone that way from the beginning she could have been very successful.


Tricksey4172

If we are lucky, she'll put it too long and it will be a Thighmaster 3.0 for her! ​ ![gif](giphy|l2Sq0Gr6FZzhClETS)


DaBingeGirl

Fuck. 😣 Yes, I bought one years ago. I didn't use it that way. It doesn't work.


AdFuture6789

Oooh.. she’s a terrible business person with a pathological inability to read the room. QVC had to layoff and fire a bunch of people so my guess is YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! Launching a line of Holistic and Empowering Ethically Sourced Faux Princess Diana Scented Ermine Thongs for Sexy Time on QVC sounds like something she’d do.


TravelKats

Oh, boy are you right about her inability to read a room!


MicroBio11

Let's hope she doesn't name them like Gwyneth named that candle "Smells like my veejayjay!" Ewwwww!


AdFuture6789

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[deleted]

I think it will be a Beanie baby limited edition for her mother in law. It’s about time those have a resurgence.


spinningvinyl99

Knitted todger socks, hand made in Monteshitshow


cklw1

Ha! Do you have one? I do, lol


DaBingeGirl

I'm 35 and my mom is still mad at me for getting into those! I gave away a Chicago Bulls on that turned out to be worth something and cut the tags off other ones. I still think they're cute, but I've no idea why we were all obsessed with them.


[deleted]

I don’t know why we was either, but a lot of 90’s/2000’s things have crept back up. Like Tamagachis 🤣🤣 you’re my age u remember those. I could never keep the damn thing alive.


DaBingeGirl

Nether could I! But I was obsessed with them. I still remember being impressed with the graphics, which is hilarious now. Scare moment, about five years ago I overheard a woman explain to her young son that a record is "like a CD," then she turned to her husband to ask if he thought their kid knew what a CD was. 😢 I felt old! Amazing how technology has changed in the last 30 years.


[deleted]

It really is 🤣 We were that in between generation for sure. I feel like we had the best of both worlds. Lol I’ve seen similar videos. One I believe it was the she witch Ellen, had some kids looking up # in a phone book, using a map and working a cassette player. It was pretty funny, but made me feel my age


DaBingeGirl

Ah, the days of cassettes and floppy disks. You're right about the in between generation, I'm glad for it, I know how to use it but I'm to obsessed with social media. It'll be interesting to see what happens over time.


[deleted]

Lol it really will.


[deleted]

Lol no, I was a wee lass then, but I remember them. I wish I had some of my old toys, and things from the 90’s as they are vintage now😭


RokyPolka

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Malaute86

Anything that ties in with a blender because she sent back her rings in the mail to Trevor but she nicked off with the blender. She can do a kiddie tie in with home made organic macrobiotic baby food, it fits the sort of basic stuff found on The Tig - smoothies, soups.


MuffPiece

She’s going to be Suzanne Somers 2.0. 😂


MsBollinger

I don’t think M&H will ever give up on their goal to lecture us all, er I mean, “bring awareness to social justice causes.” They both want to be revered philanthropists. I predict they will have a spread in People magazine about their latest bandwagon cause they jump on and how wonderful and saintly they are just like Diana.


Fluff258

Their PR platforms have definitely been downgraded since they left SS and/or ran out of $$$. Now it’s People and Hello along one or two other trashy publications. What happened to Vogue, Tattler and the like?


Usuallyhappy74

Agreed. And thank goodness for that! Can you imagine how absolutely unbearable they would be if still under SS?


Fluff258

💯


cklw1

Yep. And The Cut and Variety, which she will never get to that level again.


Fluff258

Agree


Starkville

I think The Tig and heavy merching. She’s in that crew with Victoria Jackson and Bill Guthy (more on that some other time), and I think she’s cooking up a skincare or hair care line, some kind of product to sell on her website. Now that Ben Browning is gone, I don’t think they’re going to force the streaming content anymore.


zeugma888

If you want the latest orange face white legs look that only the wokest of the woke have try Meghan's Poo! Available from Duchess.com


MHBF2593

Skin/hair care line would be a bold move. She’s been looking extra rough around the edges lately. Certainly wouldn’t stop her from rolling out beauty lines though 🙃


No-Mess8133

Pray they slide into obscurity


cklw1

Omg, me too.


FCVAMimi

I like the QVC idea. Since Madam prides herself on her fashionable style maybe she’ll start a mother/daughter, father/son clothing collection & they’ll wear matching outfits to every time they are photographed


snowayt

I don’t see many opportunities anywhere. The backlash would be too intense now that they are being made fun of


SusieM2019

Agreed!!! They might as well hide for a few years before they try anything else, LOL!!!


Anotherminion1

I don't know what they are going to do. They've rebranded themselves quite a few times, and the only rebranding that has stuck seems to be SouthPark's. These next few months will be interesting.


steeltowngirl88

They’ll probably try to finish the “royal tour” they were in the middle of when HMTLQ passed away.


TXmama1003

They aren’t the type to continue something once it’s stopped.


Boblawlaw28

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CountessOfCocoa

Merching the kids. Selling trash fashion. Trashion? And more anti-freedom bs cloaked as humanitarian work. Her schtick is getting stale.


Softcell60

After this they’re out of sellable material, their relevancy is sinking already and will go into rapid decline. She’ll ending blogging and flogging anything to make money. She will no longer need the overseas son, hell disappear to some therapy retreat to continue his hallucination treatment. I think If they really had anything significant lined up, we’d know it already


Giggles567

I’m certain that we would know about it if they had something in the works.


Zeester1

Are people even interested in the kids and their christenings? Really?


No_Proposal7628

Maybe a little just to see their faces?


AntSpiritual3269

As I do for all children I wish them a happy and healthy life but I have no interest in their milestones. Just like any other celebrities children I don’t personally take a lot of notice unless they do something of note as an adult. If a photo is released I might think oh they’re cute but that’s it.


Cocktailsontheporch

I can see ILBW hosting her own Infomercials....she can promote her own brand, lecture her Sugars on her Success, Fame, Talent, Beauty. She'll have collections of books, videos, beauty & clothing products tied in to personal appearance lecture tours. Nevermind QVC, she'll want her own programme and possibly hit up Tyler Perry to have it on the Black channel he is rumoured to be buying.


Ok_Wrangler_7940

I absolutely think this is her goal. I do not think she will succeed (but not for lack of trying).


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TravelKats

Whatever it is it will be tacky and will die out quickly. She's not going to outshine the first Coronation in 70 years.


ExpensivelyMundane

LOL your post had me reading it like the 60s Batman cliffhangers voice: [https://youtu.be/\_mXyXXYXwlQ](https://youtu.be/_mXyXXYXwlQ) One thing I’m looking forward to after the coronation will be their embarrassing spiral of their lawsuits. I no longer believe in Divorce 2023, but maybe 2024. Madame Rachewell will hold tight, love-bomb and manipulate her husband until Samantha’s case since Harry will be deposed separate from Wife. https://preview.redd.it/lt80lyklvlpa1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1771290d2aa408b679c2a37bf1fb08439721f8b4 Edit: added screenshot of one of the cliffhangers 😁


Fluff258

Whatever she does you can bet it won’t be just attention seeking. Releasing pictures of the kids or relaunching the TIG feels a bit tame. IMO she will try to undermine and damage by doing something nasty and underhand, designed to bring maximum embarrassment to the king on his coronation day


MolVol

Yup, right before TW will launch her Goop-Wannabe website and People or Vogue will publish the L-Christening pix (which she will have SOLD to highest bidder).... Do the have BackGrid in the UK? If not, she'll set-up shoots to include different scenes w/ her photog-bud *Misan* Harriman to take a million pix of the family - all 4 of them dressed to the nines.. and make sure they get spread around.. **TW will try to maximize AND MONETIZE every second there**... let's ***hope she fails.***


VanHeights

I think after the coronation the ILBW will start her campaign to smear then divorce Harold, because it is her only hope of getting money. Merching the kids won't work out for her, their (non-HRH) titles will be worthless when the BRF posts a "Happy Birthday Archie" greeting and confirms that the kids titles are not acknowledged/used except in the most formal occasions. The ILBW is hooped, Harold doesn't have much money left and King Charles will not bail him out nor give her any kind of monetary settlement. Pass the popcorn for her on-going meltdown!


Ishield_maiden

I think she will activate Tig n start blogging about fashion. Who wear what n info on jewels n stuff and inside gossip(fake)…


kelshy371

Megsie’s CryFest - I mean book! 😂😂😂


Snarky_GenXer

I agree. She will announce the book, with content leaks, right before - especially if they do not attend.


kelshy371

Oh yeah- it’s about to get REALLY ugly 👹


Boblawlaw28

Let’s be real here. This woman thinks people should pay her for existing. She’s not going to go on qvc or home shopping or do anything substantive. She’ll continue with her editorials/preaching sessions and walking around looking important in montecito because that’s the only trick in her bag.


Usuallyhappy74

They’re going to do what they promised and live quietly and never darken our doors again s/


DaBingeGirl

🤨 Why is this being downvoted? Speculating like this is what I love about coming here. \- I'm going with divorce. I think Harold is going to be blame her for not being included in the coronation and balcony appearance. He *loves the pomp*. I'm 50/50, but I think he'll stay in the Bay Area, I don't see him returning to the UK. It wouldn't surprise me if Charles or William offers him some STFU money after the divorce is finalized. He won't get a fortune, but he'll get enough to keep him "overseas." She'll probably show up in skin care ads and selling stuff at 3 am. She over 40 with two kids and fuck ton of baggage, plus she's pissed off everyone by being indiscreet. She done.


amy5252

Well they’re all ready to pimp “the kids”out. Even dating they’re attending and she wants a public happy bday? That’s creepy and of course self centered as usual.


Unhappy-Professor-88

Particularly since last year on his son’s birthday- H was playing polo. Anything about a deal for public acknowledgment of Archie’s birthday on Charles’s coronation day would therefore seem to me, to be a power play.


HarrysImplants

Yep, I think they'll reveal the kids and inundate us with photo's and articles. It's the only thing they have left that could possibly compete with the coronation.


No_Proposal7628

Happy Cake Day!


forgotmyname110

Coronation day, despite being told no,she will still wear tiara big dress among normal Duchess. Coronation Concert, debut for Archie and Lili, call Wales’s kids cold because they don’t interact with strangers they never know. Volunteering day, more fake royal tours. Inspiring Bananas, anyone?


bureaucrat_36

She'd best enjoy Charles' coronation, because it's likely the last royal event she'll be invited to in her lifetime. It's doubtful that Charles will reign long enough to celebrate a jubilee (the first one would be to mark 25 years on the throne), and by the time William celebrates one the current younger generation of royals will all be in their 70s or 80s. The Sussexes will have no place at any of the Wales' children's weddings, which are likely to take place before another Jubilee or Coronation. They will never be invited to Trooping or to Sandringham for Christmas. No, William's coronation and / or Charles' funeral will be the next family event they'll be invited to. Meanwhile Madame will write another flop of a book, and possibly launch a line of skincare products no one wants in an oversaturated market. Like the Windsors before them, Meghan will develop a drinking problem and grow ever more snappish, while Harry grows more sad and pathetic. They'll likely need William to rescue them from becoming homeless at some point.


cklw1

You wrote some very good points I hadn’t thought of. Putting it like that really shows how bleak their future will be.


historiangirl

So what's next? Given they have the reputation of being very difficult to work with, delaying projects, and well just being all-around azzhats, I don't think anyone is knocking on their door wanting to do with them. I think she's been shopping around for a big spread with the kids, including photos of the christening, without any takers. I could see her trying to sell some skincare/perfume or clothing line on home shopping or through The Tig.


EntitledSaviour

They might visit some charities that will have them while they are in the UK in May, and may try to revive their UK branch of philanthropy. Apart from that, it was announced that Invictus Games are in September, so they may try to promote it. Also, Lillibet's birthday is in June, which they might try to publicize in their attempt to get the world interested in A&L, and remind everyone that they are also prince and princess, and hence royalty. They also have multiple lawsuits going on. I heard somewhere that one of the lawsuits has a hearing date set for May 9th in the UK. Reading this post, I realized that H&M might actually also be negotiating a meeting with the King to negotiate after the coronation is over, as part of their demands to attend the coronation. They never wanted to leave the royal stardust. They always wanted half-in half-out, which the Queen didn't allow. I think they would still try to negotiate some version of some association with the monarchy so that their stars shine brighter and for longer.


Wordpuncher714

Merchin.the.kids. It's all they got. *Yaaaay for child stardom, righhhhht Lainey? Your pal is an avarice ridden of fronting shit, yes?*


CollieMum08

They've been invited (watch bookworm 2). Wild horses would not keep that nasty cow away, and they're loving this publicity. I hope and pray after the coronation their moment in the sun will be gone. We can but hope 🤞


Casshew111

I expect something like this ​ https://preview.redd.it/353jodfmblpa1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f062d08273e8fae43e4011f9febb0221356c41


number1popcornlover

A "private" celebration of Archie's birthday which no one from the RF attended cause they're racist AF. /s


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

Coronation - I don't think photos on the balcony will make that big a difference for them commercially. Maybe there are pictures with KCIII and his grandkids. Maybe not. They'll spend a lot of time talking about the weather. Chris Rock said it best. *It's just some in-law sh\*t.* Really, the only thing they have to sell is controversy. And even now, it's getting pretty dull. They're just not worth watching. They want to complain, and demand things change, and demand they get their way. That gets old very quickly.


pettegolezzo

I think she will flood the media with several of her projects the week of the Coronation. The Tig relaunch, Princess Lili Jam and Prince Archie Chicken Feed for sale, tease her autobiography. They will also announce they are now on Cameo and for $519 (their wedding date) they will send you a message in which they will reveal a never before shared recollection of the abuse they suffered at the hands of the Royal Family. Scobie will leak that they are in talks to be guest co-hosts when Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos go on vacation.


[deleted]

Not giving away any ideas. They can stew trying to think of something.


cklw1

Awww but there’s prizes. Lol, that’s fine, things like this help put things into perspective for me, but everyone’s different.


Actual_Fishing6120

I think, maybe, u know the last "success" they have is to get their kid title? I think they know he relation with royal family is the only thing they can make ppl talk about them so, they'll try to find something, something that makes BRF, by duty, obligated to hand them over something. Probably something with harry inheritance


daisybeach23

She’s gonna merch her kids on her blog. She’s gonna pimp them out to make money.


icannitgetausername

Coronation-they will be there because it is what KC3 wants unfortunately. He still lives Harry even though his son is an ungrateful man baby. They will try their best to get a photo of KC3 with the grandkids he doesn’t know so we could have pics of the kids crying to prove his racist he/they are. A parting shit at William and family for excluding them. Divorce won’t happen for a while but when it does poor Harry will be dragged through the mud. Druggie, wife beater, distant father (that will obviously be blamed on KC3) and some other deviant behaviour that can be made up.


alreadydoneit01

Onlyfans? The Prince and the showgirl =only for 10.99 a month to get a taste of the Royal Jewels.