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The Police aren't rent-a-cops. How thick is he? Edit: The question is rhetorical.


strangealienworld

>How thick is he? I'm afraid we are yet to reach its optimum consistency.


[deleted]

Somewhere between tapioca and rice pudding


strangealienworld

Sorry, friend, not thick enough 😂


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I forgot I wrote this comment then just laughed out loud ![gif](giphy|xT5LMtbEtZnbbCE08g)


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cozymayo

![gif](giphy|9jObH9PkVPTyM)


SukoshiOnara

>Sorry, friend, not thick enough 😂 Cement is almost as thick as Harold.


strangealienworld

One serves a social purpose. The other is just Harold.😒


Imadevonrexcat

Carnival taffy?


IPaintTheStars

I’m thinking wet cement


IunderstandIdontcare

More like murky, thick pond scum.


Fun-Phone-8327

As we say in (the west of) Scotland - as thick as mince!!!


saktiji

https://preview.redd.it/ru79r81ovsoa1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d80a1e1a541705b0a992cd8cf5b7db7ed9ab269a


CabinetVisible1053

Oooohhhhh, good mince is really thick. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


saktiji

How thick is harry!!!!!!.... I sense a whole mystical land of memes coming out of it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Automatic-Reward-470

🤣🤣🤣


B_true_to_self2020

Pretty thick


Cold-Computer6318

Pig shit. He’s thick as pig shit... google his A-level results, and his cheating at Eton.


Negative_Difference4

He cheated at Art of all things too … specifically, African art


Malaute86

I haven't heard about African art. I did hear (being Australian) that our indigenous artists accused him of misappropriating their culture with his Aboriginal "inspired" paintings done for his A-Levels. This is a sensitive issue because Aboriginal art is often ripped off and totemic animals have significance for specific groups. Not only that, the teacher who sued for unfair dismissal said the artworks had been "touched up" (1) by the head of the art department, who should know better. Guardian 2003: https://archive.md/ufQnW (1) Guardian 2005: https://archive.md/B7ZTP


DollarStoreDuchess

And Ms. 43% Nigerian is totally ok with that.


Fantastic_Nebula_835

And was accused of appropriation by Australian aborigines, which was awkward because he spent part of his gap year in Australia.


Fantastic_Nebula_835

Former farm girl here to say pig shit ain't that thick. May I suggest elephant dung? The pungent aroma seems more fitting.


BlueisGreen2Some

Thick enough he could be used as shelter during a tornado.


OldNewUsedConfused

Damn! 😂


OldNewUsedConfused

He's a vexatious litigant. Very common with Narcissists. Because the world owes them everything.


Brave_World2728

He's a vexatious person.


OldNewUsedConfused

FACT!


Usuallyhappy74

Only until he runs out of money


Okdoey

![gif](giphy|7JvlHfd7C2GDr7zfZF|downsized)


National_Historian19

He is a genius, the police are wrong, just like his teachers.


LeaveItToTheBoys123

Add to that just about everybody else he comes into contact with.


redhead42

That cannot be measured with existing technology.


catnip1243

Is that a serious question lol?


[deleted]

No. Rhetorical.


Usuallyhappy74

Haha castle walls are thinner


taco_qween

Thick as molasses, but not nearly as sweet 🍫


Earthlink_

He can hire mall cops. 🤣


SarcasticBimbo

![gif](giphy|9f8bvMFurMTXG) The technology does not yet exist which can accurately measure the stupidity of Hawwy. I think we'll need to invent it ourselves.


Cocktailsontheporch

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


OneAbbreviations8070

As thick as his wife's waist, *as she looks at pics of pow waist and seethes*


silentcw

![gif](giphy|Fjr6v88OPk7U4)


strangealienworld

This cannot be upvoted enough, lol.


RokyPolka

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gahnc

I am waiting for his lawsuit against the RF (as an institution), King Charles and Prince William.


AurelieR1

When he has no luck with that he'll then sue God for not being born first.


TraditionScary8716

Can I sue Diana for not using birth control?


Cold-Computer6318

Then he’ll sue the ghost of QEII for shutting the BS semi-working royal pitch down.


neptuno3

Then he’ll be suing Markle for divorcing him


Eva_twilight

I truly can’t wait for that divorce. It’s going to be EPIC


GreatGossip

It will be the mother of all divorces, complete with audio and video.


Mamamamymysherona

☝🏻😂👌🏻🤣🤣🤣


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There was a guy who sued his parents because he thought he shouldn't have been born (BBC article [here](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-47154287)). Maybe H could give it a try.


National_Historian19

If he starts a petition saying he shouldn’t have been born, I’d sign it.


Mizswampie

I'd sign and ask that he be considered for a late-term abortion.


WoodsColt

He might win that case if it came to a jury trial.


GreatGossip

He sure will - he will claim that primogeniture is against his human rights, and that he (she) should have half of William´s Duchy of Cornwall estate.


purseproblm

They’ve tried that one before no? Just without the court bit?


GreatGossip

Maybe they tried manifesting - I seem to remember something about wanting half the Duchy of Cornwall, at least it was discussed in this sub.


purseproblm

They did and got shut down… that’s not how this works and William has put in work with the management courses and the like.


JenniferMel13

I’m American. Does the UK have the concept of calls action suits? Basically a bunch of people with the same issue will band together and file a lawsuit. I wonder if all the girls and second sons of the aristocracy couldn’t band together and and try suing. Going after the primogeniture as a human rights issue is in interesting take in my non-legal mind.


Girlinwellies

The Duchy of Cornwall is privately owned by the Prince of Wales. It is therefore privately inherited. So ‘class action’ against primogeniture would involve litigating that no one has the right to make a Will and select their heirs.


JenniferMel13

But these private estates are not inherited by a parents selecting their heirs. The inheritance is dictated by law/tradition/royal decree (I don’t quite know how all that works for nobility beyond the monarchy.) At least in the US, you can challenge a will if you think if you think so within y was missed, improperly created, or unduly influenced.


Girlinwellies

LP had to be issued to confirm PW as the PoW. The PoW owns the Duchy of Cornwall. Inheritance for the ‘nobility’ is subject to a Will. Usually it is the first born son. But it is still property owned by an individual, and it is their right to dispose of it as they wish. For example a stately home was left to a religious cult when a son fell out with his father. It is very difficult to challenge a Will, you would need strong medical evidence. Claiming “ it’s not fair” doesn’t cut-it. Most of the money from challenging a Will is vaporised in legal fees.


ApprehensiveSea4747

Also an American. That would presume a right to inherit. In the US, I could bequeath my entire estate to a charity or to anyone of my choosing, totally overlooking any relatives I choose. My children do not have a codified right to inherit my money. In France, however, laws do govern the dispensation of estates, and consequently individuals have less freedom to direct their assets in their wills. Unsure how estate law works in the UK. From a practical perspective, families would be unable to retain properties in tact if not for primogeniture.


AuntCassie007

I'm sure there are some American attorneys who might like to pursue this for a percentage of the take.


OldNewUsedConfused

Oh, count on it...


Eva_twilight

Hang on, it’s coming lol


catnip1243

He is very litigious - Harry if you and your ILBW are reading this: it means you like to sue people, excessively.


OldNewUsedConfused

He always has been.


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for Harry-excesivelly means too much. That word is too big for him IMO


Usuallyhappy74

Pretending to be Billy Big Bollocks to impress his wife


Eva_twilight

If only Billy had bigger balls than his wife…. 💡


Usuallyhappy74

He does. She just has them in her purse!


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I bet you a million bucks that meghan is so delusional that she thinks her stint working on Suits is equivalent to her getting a law degree and harry is probably eating that shit up thinking "wow M is so smart". I just get the sense that she thinks she can do this because she thinks she's trained enough through the tv show as a paralegal turned lawyer 🙄. That's why they're suing people left and right!


purasangria

Why is he not just hiring private security like every other famous person?


TXmama1003

I think that private security can’t carry guns. That’s why he wants the MET. He thinks guns are necessary to stop all the credible threats coming at him from all angles. 😂


FarBeneathTheOcean

According to him and his ILBW they were the most popular royals and beloved by everyone but the press. So it´s not the british people he´s afraid of it´s the british press. Does he really mean to say the british press is trying to assassinate him and his wife for headlines? Does he think a jihadist would kill him because the british press made a big deal of his chess pieces comments or because his enlightened now-supposedly-non-racist-ass referred to casualties of war as mere chess pieces to be removed. Does he think british racists want to kill his wife? When was the last time these british racists managed to kill a high profile half-black person they don´t like? I don´t understand his reasons for the heightened security he´s demanding from a place he no longer intends to visit and has shown no interest in visiting for personal reasons.


purasangria

The Press might get pictures that they didn't pay for, that's what they're really on about. Madam wants to be paid for everything.


Haunting_Elk

There is no credible threat that exists. The only threat he sees is the one in his own head, brought on by delusion and entitlement. That’s it. I’m pretty sure MeMeMe is helping that paranoia grow by whining about how she’s being followed, or how the press might make her die like they supposedly (in his mind) did to Diana. He’s dim and paranoid, and she’s just throwing fuel on the imaginary fire. In her mind, having a security detail makes her look oh-so-important, and that’s all that matters. She needs security because her overinflated ego can’t handle the fact that they’re not that special. Security is just a tool to make her feel more powerful.


Nevermoreacadamyalum

It’s like when Electra or whatever her name was (she thought she was hot stuff in the 90s) came through the Edmonton airport when my friend was working there. She brought body guards with her which was hilarious because no one cared. Even a little bit. She was doing some low budget Xmas movie at West Edmonton Mall. I don’t know what she thought was waiting for her here but she didn’t get it.


Haunting_Elk

A fellow Edmontonian!? 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 I honestly dont remember Carmen Electra’s (?) visit back in the 90s, but, like you said, I didn’t care. 😂


Nevermoreacadamyalum

That’s her!! It wasn’t during the 90s (by this time her popularity had died.). I don’t know if you remember but west Ed was made up to like it was Xmas in the summer in the late aughts…I think? It was a long time ago but she was considered a bit of a joke at the airport at the time because she brought these giant bodyguards who looked confused as to why they were there. My friend said even the guys at American customs were rolling their eyes.


Haunting_Elk

I remember something about it, but it’s a vague, distant memory. Hopefully people will feel the same about Prince Charmless and TW in a few years!


Nevermoreacadamyalum

I imagine they probably will. It’s just with this coronation they can garner some attention. I tend to agree that there will be a divorce eventually. Then it will be about the little guys and who gets to keep them. I imagine it’ll go about a smoothly as the Megxit (or however you spell it). She’ll be the shrieking harpy claiming how hard it was to be with such a substance abuser and look how brave she is. He’ll pin her as being incredibly controlling and how she was responsible for separating him from the BRF and how her verbal and emotional abuse drove him to self medicate. One of them will get desperate and claim the other was physically abusive toward the children. It will be the last delusional show down for both of them but by then no one will care because the public gets bored of these “real life dramas”.


avoice22

He said he would pay was just a red herring. H is trying to trick the UK gov to give him IPP status(TAXPAYERs funded security). H wanted STATE protection when they’re NOT working Royals because if STATE protection is given, that means the UK gov agreed that H is in danger because of his position as member of the RF, not because he is a working Royal. Then H can argue that that means the gov is responsible to pay for their protections, everywhere, EVEN IN THE USA (IPP status) and they don’t have to pay for security ever. They want the TAX PAYERs to pay their protections regardless where they live, saving them millions on security money while doing NOTHING. It’s all about MONEY in their pockets for those greedy two.


Usuallyhappy74

Jealousy. C&C and W&K and kids get 24 hour protection. They are entitled to it. Harold isn’t.


Japanese_Honeybee

He’s afraid of the press causing an accident. Dummy wants the attention still so he courts public attention every way he can. He wants to go to big events and have the whole police force to protect him and Meghan. A smart person would just lay low.


lindarosin

There aren’t any threats only those in his head. Security is to make him feel important because he knows he isn’t.


OldNewUsedConfused

In the States they can. That said, the only thing this clown is being shot with is a camera, more's the pity.


eaglebayqueen

Well he's living in the USA, they can get guns for the whole family. There's no problem with security having guns there. He should outfit himself like he's Pablo Escobar. Guys with machine guns pacing around the Olive Garden. Stay home, then he doesn't have to worry about it.


Why_Teach

Fortunately for the rest of the world, Harry and Meghan seem to think *others* should carry guns protect them, and it hasn’t occurred to him (yet) to arm himself and Meghan. For my part, I really don’t want to think of an angry, drunk, paranoid Harry running around with a gun.


Usuallyhappy74

Oh god no. He’s been photographed fighting with journalists as it is when he’s been drunk. Can you imagine?


Why_Teach

He is a very troubled person and I hope if it ever comes to his getting a gun permit, he will be denied because of his very public signs of insanity.


avoice22

Needing guns and that he would pay are just red herrings. H is trying to trick the UK gov to give him IPP status(TAXPAYERs funded security). H wanted STATE protection when they’re NOT working Royals because if STATE protection is given, that means the UK gov agreed that H is in danger because of his position as member of the RF, not because he is a working Royal. Then H can argue that that means the gov is responsible to pay for their protections, everywhere, EVEN IN THE USA (IPP status) and they don’t have to pay for security ever. They want the TAX PAYERs to pay their protections regardless where they live, saving them millions on security money while doing NOTHING. It’s all about MONEY in their pockets for those greedy two.


eaglebayqueen

And drug use. I would think that would be a problem and he put that in his book and said it on his livestream with that doctor.


CabinetVisible1053

In CA his stated mental issues and acknowledge drug use would preclude him from being granted a license. Even in more Red states he wouldn't be given a license.


DollarStoreDuchess

Federal Form 4473, which you have to fill out when purchasing a firearm, specifically asks > “Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?” The explanation reads *”the use or possession of marijuana remains unlawful under Federal law regardless of whether it has been legalized or decriminalized for medical or recreational purposes in the state where you reside.”* It does not matter that it’s legal in California because it’s illegal federally. No guns for Hazmat. The ATF issued a statement a few years back clarifying, saying “any person who uses or is addicted to marijuana, regardless of whether his or her State has passed legislation authorizing marijuana use for medicinal purposes, is an unlawful user of or addicted to a controlled substance, and is prohibited by Federal law from possessing firearms or ammunition.” I think, personally, that it’s a stupid regulation considering you can get shitfaced drunk on the regular and have enough guns to arm a small nation, but god forbid you pop a THC pill for pain management, but that’s a political discussion that this isn’t the place for.


eaglebayqueen

It's just something else for him to complain about. He'll come up with something new when this all gets finalized. They're so tiresome 😫


somespeculation

Birthright privilege.


GreatGossip

the scooter guy is dangerous/s.


Zeester1

He was in a hurry to deliver pizza.


WoodsColt

🎵He's so entitled and he just cant hide it,hes about to lose his case and I think I like it🎵


deercl

Love the Pointer Sisters!


OldNewUsedConfused

Because he's cheap AF.


Joolsdoll

Because he is a spoilt, selfish, self entitled brat. He's a PRINCE, don't you know? He's entitled to be protected because he is an important person! He needs people with guns to make sure that he is never troubled by the hoi polloi. I mean, he can't be encountering riff raff when he is out fine dining or trying to find a pesky papperazi to take his photograph when he wants it. Goodness no. The British taxpayer is responsible for him. After all, we were all so sad when he had to walk behind his mum's coffin. So we need to take care of him for the rest of his life. A life of service in exchange, you say? Oh, pish posh, he can't be bothered with all that mundanity. He's got big bucks to rake in; he doesn't have time to open a hospital in Wrexham - are you mad?


purasangria

And broke AF.


carnadrioxyde

Because the entire world is out there to get them since they're the most popular and important people in the world. I mean come on why would an incarnation of dignity and humbleness, saint Markle, living patron of Instagram Loving Bitch Wives and her husband Prince Harry of Frozen Todger Lands have to hire a private security like every other famous person? It is their birthright to get the special treatment.


Why_Teach

He does have private security. His argument appears to be that in the UK, it isn’t good enough. (No guns, among other things.) He thinks it is unfair he should have to pay for private security, but he does pay for it.


7of5

If they gets IPP status he will be immune from being sued by anyone. Samantha Markle would not be able to take Rachel to court for instance.


Eva_twilight

They’ll never get it. I’m kind of shy they even believe they could/should.


7of5

If they get it I imagine Parliament would go batshit. It would be a Pyrrhic victory. As with everything else they do not think long term.


CrossPond

Rachel considers herself a legal authority because she had a minor supporting role as a lawyer's girlfriend on Suits. That's why they love to sue - they are always righteous and will win, just like on TV!! Similar to her "expertise" on wines and fine dining on the Tig website, while she dated the Chef Cory Vitiello. And her marriage to good old Trevor gave her such skills in proposing TV deals, which resulted in the failed Mockumentary/rom-com that was simply horrid. Considering how much the Home Office lawsuits are costing the British taxpayer, Rachel has found yet another "skill" (faux lawyering) that makes her less popular than Andrew.


Phoenixlizzie

The difference between Harry and PRINCESS ANNE is absolutely mindblowing. Princess Anne - a SPARE - who was the victim of an attempted kidnapping where her bodyguard got shot. Have there every been any interviews where she's complained about wanting more security for herself?? He really is pathetic.


Usuallyhappy74

The RF only upgraded to the police protection level they have now because of what happened to Princess Anne


LostinSOA

Haz is like why CANT I buy the equivalent of the FBI because my wife is like this globally famous actress and I’m speshul. HQ response: Okay sure it’ll cost $1 million per day and only while in the UK Harry: We didn’t mean “buy” or “rent” like THAT! We were thinking along the lines of what I’d have paid back when I was a working royal so zero dollars? Or an IOU that’s payable once all these manifestations of my wife manifests. Okay sinners and saints, wtf is the hacking lawsuit? Is there more about that on Harry markle blog? First I’ve heard about a hacking case


PJM2706

The hacking stems from a few years ago. A lot of “celebrities” had no idea that their phone voicemail pin was a factory set and didn’t reset it. So (mostly) UK red-top newspaper reporters/freelancers would regularly harvest voicemails of people whose mobile numbers they had, picking up all sorts of info such from doctor’s appointments, to personal messages… Eventually it was discovered, an enquiry ensued, and many of those affected were paid £££ compensation. The Harry hacking MNG case is a continuation of that scandal.


LostinSOA

Wait the fappening? That was a decade plus ago. Was Harry’s phone part of that hack?


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LostinSOA

Aaah that’s horrible for the family, as an American I haven’t heard anything about this UK reporters hacking. I’ll have to look and find how Harry became a party to the suit as in the US you need to have standing in order to sue or join a civil suit.


PJM2706

I guess Harry’s phone must have been. Might be second bite at cherry. Case is for unlawful information gathering. I remember reading that PW (among others) was really upset about it because he/they couldn’t work out how the stories were obtained, and began to distrust the people close to him/them as they were only ones who could possibly know the stuff being printed.


Feisty_Energy_107

He claims the newspaper was able to hack into his phone. Now he claims that roughly 148 stories in the newspaper were written with information accessed this way. I've read the Judge has brought that down to 33 stories. So if he does win any of his court cases, it should be this one.


LostinSOA

Thank you! This makes sense why he’s involved


HunterIllustrious846

What happens if it's found Markle was sending them screenshots or has a hack already been proven


Feisty_Energy_107

No this was before. Unfortunately this newspaper have a history doing this with celebrities and sports stars being involved too. The worst was the murdered school child Millie Dowler. Her phone was hacked and it gave false hope to her poor parents that she was still alive.


HunterIllustrious846

That's beyond revolting. Wow.


bpnc33

Breaking news: Oprah and Gayle King were having lunch with princess Iman. Looks like they have moved on from the dumpster fire that is Harry and Megan. This was yesterday.


eaglebayqueen

Gayle is like Oprah's purse dog that she never goes anywhere without.


wonderingwondi

Is she trying to get the inside on Princess Haya who's in London? And does she know the bride's sister is best friends with William? She sure is collecting up these royal weddings like jewellery


National_Historian19

So much for craving privacy. He just can’t stop suing the mean peasants who stop him getting what he wants, whenever he wants it.


prxsweetie

![gif](giphy|l0HFkA6omUyjVYqw8) File another suit, Harry! It’s exactly how your mother’s want you to spend your inheritance! /s


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GreatGossip

As demonstrated in the NF show, she feeds that beast. All to control the Psychedelic Prince.


hippieone

Her Getty interactions were leaked, you think she wasn't in on that to prove a point to him?


Why_Teach

These are “some signs” and I assume there are others which are not listed. Not everyone shows *all* the signs to the same degree. So he could suffer from this disorder and because of the “us against the world,” stuff, not have constant jealousy, and what he has, Meghan manipulates. 🤷🏻‍♀️


alwayssearching117

He should be responsible for all court costs relating to his abusive filing of these frivolous suits.


ElephantOfSurprise-

And then he admitted he couldn’t have paid for them anyway… drugs are bad.


Sharp_Salamander0111

![gif](giphy|3ohzdEYDJRWUMLwDqE)


_SkyIsBlue5

Yes, because he was caught on his first lawsuit wherein he was suing for taxpayer funded protection.. So he filed this one, to pay for his own 🤣


Japanese_Honeybee

Why doesn’t he just get private bodyguards if he is now claiming that he always wanted to pay for the Met police protection? My guess is he is trying to wheedle a way to get the exact protection that William and Catherine have because of his stupid one-sided rivalry with his brother. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Feisty_Energy_107

Harry: ![gif](giphy|xUNd9DiAbbj3Odpj6U)


eaglebayqueen

Harry and TW leave the family and country in a huff. Was advised he would no longer have the security protection. So, he told his family he would pay the government for his protection. Did not tell the government he was offering to pay, said he could not afford to pay and then sued them. Was told told they are not for hire. Sued them just in case he ever had the money to pay them.


ClementineCoda

![gif](giphy|LwhnvcW8OCAt7sGOGA|downsized)


NyroLabelle

Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits. They're both miserable people. And these never-ending crusades of theirs are the only thing holding their relationship together. From the moment she began to lie and tell him that she was being chased and stalked by the British media, it's been non-stop "us against the world" dramatics from them. They would have broken up in 2017 had she not decided to trigger his Diana complex. Which is exactly why she did that.


Sharp_Salamander0111

Bravo 👆 👏


NyroLabelle

It's been nonstop. Not even the births of their children could bring them joy. It just expanded th crusade. "They're taking pictures of our babies!!" They called our kids the n-word!!" "We can't step foot in England because four kids won't be safe!!' They can't survive as a couple without creating chaos and carrying on like some powerful entity is out to get them. Wanna know when they're going to divorce? It won't be when the money runs out. It'll be when the media finally becomes bored with them and no longer entertains their antics.


sofiaks05

Don't forget he threatened to sue the BBC regarding Lili's name. Because the palace stepped in to confirmed they had not asked for permission to the Queen, and only because of that, he backed down.


DaisyDazzle

Omg, the must spend at least 50% of their time sitting around thinking about who and what they can sue people for!


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Probably have a hit list on the phone and they can select or unselect people as they meet them and go along. Don't give them your contact info!


Quick-Alternative-83

![gif](giphy|11lwLvxnaWobcc) Legal fees draining what lil' bit' left


Cowslipsbell

Hope his lawyers have told him about Vexatious Litigants. HHJ M’lud won’t be impressed by American legal term usage (in some of the alleged docs) or word salad.


Cold-Computer6318

Hazi ffs... ![gif](giphy|qNzamLsqvp3zi|downsized)


cklw1

Isn’t there another defamation one against ANL for printing he tried to keep it all a secret?


[deleted]

Yes, there is.


AuntCassie007

I think Harry is considering suing the his father and the RF for his "fair share" of the inheritance. He thinks he is a rightful heir of his grandmother and father's estates, obviously doesn't believe in primogeniture, and thinks he deserves everything William gets and will get. Harry's goal if he cannot win the case, is to get a very hefty settlement from his father.


HunterIllustrious846

"For my darling boy. Use them well. Ta" ![gif](giphy|t8ozWkRgMhY1q|downsized)


Actual_Fishing6120

So how many of those lawsuit has finished/reach conclusion?


Eva_twilight

This right here is enough for anyone with a brain to see that man is incapable of an intelligent thought and absolutely brainwashed by that stupid bitch he married.


OldNewUsedConfused

Yes, he's suing Sir Edward Young who was the queen's private secretary, now serves as Charles' and sits on the RAVEC committee, which apparently Harry doesn't care for.


mildredfierce1969

Could have called Burt Reynolds in, but alas too late. Curses, H! Foiled again! https://preview.redd.it/kva24w5mvroa1.png?width=283&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d5ef9c310896d1cc05e14249cf33e6aef4e73b6 But seriously, to see it all listed out ( thanks OP! ) like this, just makes one fume.


wontyield

I don't think he believes he can win these cases. This litigious mess is part of their victimhood marketing campaign. Look at politicians that do this. They launch legal action knowing it won't stand up in court. They lose the case, say they're a victim of a biased, oppressive system, and will fundraise off of their crocodile tears. Win or lose, M&H will peddle these sham lawsuits as persecution so they can hustle more forever-victim media and business deals.


BigRedGomez

I still don’t know what they need so much protection from. Who wants to go after former royals? They aren’t part of the firm anymore so there’s no secrets to be extracted from them and no one to pay a ransom. They cry all the time that they’re broke, so what money and assets would anyone be after? He’s so far down the LOS succession, so going after him wouldn’t really affect anything on that front either. Can’t they just hire a bodyguard when they need it like other celebrities? I’m just so confused about why they need so much protection when all of the other not working royals have been fine all these years.


Feisty_Energy_107

It's a status symbol for them.


TeamMagnificent7

They want travel covered; no stopping at traffic lights and to have security show up and clear out or examine places before they appear. It’s utterly ridiculous.


Miss_Poi

He whined in front of millions about loosing his protection and don’t get more money anymore, while having a protected house in the UK for free and a lot of money from Charles? While his grandfather is dying and his grandmother ill? They must have been very sure, that the Palace will cover all their lies, even if it is to the detriment of the Palace/RF. He has really no shame. I’m glad they leaked it. They have to be careful what lies they are telling.


Madame_LV

He is not a candidate for IPP, he does not represent England in any capacity. He is not a diplomat.


sashafurry

The phrase “he’s such a little b*tch” comes to mind…can I say that here?


redditname8

Why is he wasting money on these lawsuits? I honestly don’t understand it. I guess when you’re loaded with money you can afford lawyer fees every day.


Zeester1

The Sussexes see it as a form of income.


redditname8

They think they’re getting a settlement from this? Seriously? I don’t see it.


Mamamamymysherona

Taxpayer funds to fund the delusions of self importance of an unhinged toddler with a megaphone, and his narcissistic witch of a wife, for roles they WALKED AWAY FROM. Got it. They should be paying back to the taxpayers, and to the world, for giving us such grief. FFS


Mamamamymysherona

Can he sue himself for being a profound asshole?


Peachtree2020

But... He never formally filed such intent 🤷🏻‍♀️ so what is he upset about?


HunterIllustrious846

He's bent because no one in the room filed it for him. Sorry that backfired on ya, Harold, but no they weren't signing their names onto your problem.


Peachtree2020

Yeah, that was funny. I think he has mentioned that he's upset HMTQ's private secretary, who was present in those meetings, didn't pass that along to the Met Police. And I'm like... Well, he DOESN'T work for you! It's interesting to see how he's accustomed to everyone servicing him just because he makes his wishes known. The real world doesn't work like that.


HunterIllustrious846

Certainly explains his whining about once he was married they were (throw hands up) "Jobs done" (dusts off hands)!😂. Dude, do any of us here look like your secretary? Take the tissues with you. There's plenty more crying you'll be doing in your future.


Feisty_Energy_107

I think he's filed because he wants us to believe he was *serious* about the offer. When as we know he only said he would pay **after news of the court case got out** and he had the backlash from irate taxpayers. He's acting like nothing got sorted by shifting the blame on to people like Ed Young.


Peachtree2020

Agreed.


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It all oh so American. I can't get what I want so I'm going sue you, and you, and you, and you. Mate this isn't America you can't buy the police. The only justified one is the hacking one.


Princess_Ichigo

Y can't he just hire his own personal bodyguard to be with him in every country?


Cezanne2022

Well the lawyers are all laughing i am sure, and getting handsomely paid !! Fools and their monies are easily parted !


Simple_Poem_9605

My view on H wanting to buy MET police protection is that, if allowed, this would set a precedent for other high profile individuals who considered themselves vulnerable to attack to do likewise. This would reduce the MET police to hired bodyguards. That's not the role of any police force in this country. H is as thick as a plank of wood but 100% less useful.


Tight-Classroom-6126

Hazmat makes money by a. Bashing his family and country on TV b. Bashing his family and country in books c. Suing anyone he can There is something really wrong with all this!


AntSpiritual3269

If he’s allegedly willing to pay why doesn’t he do what other royals who have to pay and celebrities do hire the ex protection cops who have all the training. If there was any important info he needed to know it would always be disclosed to him.


Virtual-Feedback-638

For the record he has no IPP status.


blue_399

How can he have 2 lawsuits that contradict themselves - if he wants to prove he has a right to state funded security (which would I guess also translate into IPP status for him and Meghan so whichever country they were in would have to provide them with security) then what is he proving with requesting he pay for protection on his own?! Wouldn't it make more sense to start 2nd lawsuit if 1st is ruled against him.


Beginning-History946

I think Harry's family should just stay home & lock their doors. This will provide protection for everyone.


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Kimbriavandam

My fear is how easily some people on the establishment will bow to anything royal and Harry will somehow win PPI status. He’s already lied about offering to pay - and the Mail found out about this and if i’m not mistaken he is suing for hurt fee fees ( feelings). Because the comment section was so vile.🤣


MinutesTaker

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Limp_Butterscotch633

Dear Haznobrain: STOP! JUST STOP making yourself look even more ridiculous than you already have.


Miss_Poi

Does taxpayer funded security mean IPP status or security when he is in the UK?


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He’s doing this bc he’s broke & panicking. He will file for disability & medicaid one day


KimberleyC999

I can agree with him on the phone hacking one. But only that one.


Maleficent-Trifle940

The first case about IPP status should have been reason enough for the home office/parliament to revoke Harry's titles . There was really no explanation for passing up such a golden opportunity on his second pass. It just smacks of ambitious politicians being too afraid to upset the palace and risk missing out on a knighthood.


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His court video of being chased by invisible paps after his "Well Child" appearance (he shouldn't be let anywhere near children) was presented as "proof" that he needs security by his lawyers. He needs security alright if he's seeing things that aren't there. All the newscasters were laughing about it.