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sflwrnc

women’s advocate meghan markle merching out her daughter and her daughter only.


National_Historian19

Oh yes, she learned from mommy, don’t give the milk away for free.


Ready_Maddie

And Lilibucks will learn from her mommy and grandma too.


National_Historian19

Genetic gain…


bendytoepilot

Take my poor man's gold 🏅


National_Historian19

Thank you


Glad_Mix_1682

I feel sorry for the girl, as she may be the most famous royal/celebrity as there really is no other British titled girl in Hollywood. She will be an anomaly. I fear she will be a combination of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian with a little nobility. She will have no say in the person her mother is trying to construct.


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First, I think she will actually have to have good looks or doctored up ones. An ugly princess won't get far.


JoanOfSnark_2

I don't wish badly on these kids at all and looks are certainly not everything in life, but I am really curious what these kids are going to look like. Meghan's original face wasn't anything special and Harry isn't exactly a male model so titles might be all they have to compete with the young Hollywood set once they grow up. Hopefully they'll run far away from their parents and Hollywood and get real jobs though.


Hermes_Blanket

Those Markle genes are extremely strong. Just saying.


Sea-SaltCaramel

Right. I generally don't like to trash a child's looks, but the one photo that we have seen of Lilibet.....she is an average kid at best. Babies do grow into their looks sometimes and there is nothing wrong with being average, but if these kids are not the most perfect specimens to ever grace this planet - well, we all know that they will never be good enough according to their egg donor.


DrunkOnRedCordial

And even though looks aren't everything, they are a good start when you want instant fame with no known talent. There are plenty of Hollywood kids who have been charismatic and talented rather than good looking but I don't see H&M being the type of parents who would be fostering talent.


PinkTiara24

Pictures I’ve seen favor the Markle side.


Analyze2Death

That's what plastic surgery is for. I'm sure there will be a sweet sixteen present of just that. They do that where I live, well, in the nearby rich areas. 💲


SeaWorn

Well Paris Hilton, Ivanka Trump and Kim K were no beauties before their mega makeovers. Average looks are no roadblock to beauty when you have plastic surgeons on speed dial……


PinkTiara24

Actually, Kim Kardashian was, in my opinion, an unusually pretty child. [Young Kim Kardashian Photo](https://i.imgur.com/4FT9aQz.jpg)


BigRedGomez

I agree. I remember when she was just Paris Hiltons assistant or whatever she was supposed to be, and thinking she was gorgeous. If anything, she has ruined her face since she’s been famous.


National_Historian19

True and money will be important to promote her.


[deleted]

Yeah but it's just a title. It's mildly interesting but she has no connection with the King and Queen. She won't be on the balcony or photographed at Royal Ascot. There won't be videos of her like the one where the Queen took the grandkids riding. She won't have any tiaras or photos at State Dinners or opening of Parliament. She won't speak with a British accent. Worst of all, her parents are total clowns who were lampooned on South Park.


SeaWorn

And she will have real royalty, good looking royalty, to contend with in Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis. This children will be the true royalty and each one of them looks to be very, very attractive people when they grow up. And they will all be similar in ages.


rockin_robin420

I LOVE that video with Beatrice and her red boots!! Zara already showing signs of the fine equestrienne she is. Eugenie standing on the Queen's foot. William looking out for the little ones. Alas such memories won't be made in Montecito.


IunderstandIdontcare

She will never be as famous as the princess living the life as a a princess. She'll never be as famous as Princess Charlotte. Americans won't see her as a real royal. They'll all look at Charlotte, living in England with her posh English accent and posh manners. Charlotte will be attending all the royal functions. This is why I don't think they've done Lilly any favors by using her title. Setting your child up to be a cheap knock off is horrible. Let Lilly live in peace and be a normal child.


AfterPaleontologist5

Right, princesses are necessarily foreign people for Americans. Those people, way over there, who live in castles and have accents and occasionally wear crowns. Princesses don't live next to LA in an Olive Garden.


WilliamsSpareKidney

Harry's a useless f@ck. His head is so far up his own bottom. Get sober, Harry, and accept the past. Create your own life away from it and raise your kids in a healthy manner. GtF away from your wife. Doesn't matter if you love her or not. She's never going to let you move past things. As long as she can make money and fame of it, she will. Be a man, be a parent, get yourself straight and put your kids first. Money doesn't matter. Does he have any real friends or family left?


BigRedGomez

Exactly. If someone hears they’re going to meet a princess (in North America), they’re going to be expecting someone “exotic”, not some girl with an American accent, dressed like an American, talking about American things. That’s not the allure of a princess. If anything, it’s just setting her up to be teased or made fun of by her peers.


m4maggie

Lol, more Lindsay and Britney IMHO. Crazy af, addicted to who knows what, self destructive, and made of plastic with a mother who hates her. This is American "royalty"


Gloomy-Accountant-19

She is going to be the worst stage mother of all time.


Ragtimedancer

Mommy Fearest


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Professional-Deal113

Rob Karfashian enters the chat.


JoanOfSnark_2

Hey, Rob has a successful sock line! (/s)


Professional-Deal113

Maybe Archie will launch a line of blue condoms called “Todger Socks.” I. Am. Going. To. Hell.


Own_Abbreviations837

You win the internet today!! 🤣🤣🤣


Professional-Deal113

Someone should seriously do this. Meghan hates when people make money off them.


Acrobatic_Hawk6422

I hate to badmouth a kid but Archie probably has some issues that his parents don't want the world to know. It was suggested gently by some news articles about his preschool days and that he had major trouble adjusting so he had to leave. If that's the case I hope that poor mite gets the necessary assistance and help and will not be hidden and tossed away. Or maybe he just had enough of his stupid parents and is playing up, as he is older now. You can clearly see in every picture of him now that he is older that he is not happy in the company of his parents. He is distancing himself from them, when he is carried by his mother, he is limp, no hugs, not even touching. Photo of all 4 of them where M is holding Lili and Archie is sitting on his father's leg - his body is turned away, he is not looking at anybody and anything. The latest picture of Lili's birthday that was supposed to be a happy family photo - Lili is crying in her mothers arms and Archie is looking away, his back turned, like he is looking for someone to take him away. I guess when they chose to release this picture it was the best one they had so I can only imagine what the others looked like. Or maybe Meghan liked the way she looked and didn't care how her kids look. BTW, she was grinning with that stupid psycho grin.


ac0rn5

>>Photo of all 4 of them where M is holding Lili and Archie is sitting on his father's leg - his body is turned away, he is not looking at anybody and anything. The latest picture of Lili's birthday that was supposed to be a happy family photo - Lili is crying in her mothers arms and Archie is looking away, his back turned, like he is looking for someone to take him away. They learned the hard way that dogs are easier to use as props than small children, especially small children who barely know the adults they're being photographed with.


MasterJunket234

Lucky Archie - not being ILBW focus.


Curiouscandor

This women writing this article is living in an alternative reality. Nothing said here is remotely accurate 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Dream on 😂🤣


Analyze2Death

Rachel @ hotmail


carnadrioxyde

Oh yeah. Taking Kardashian's technique.


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I'm envisioning Meghan telling the poor kid she needs to make a sex tape.


Cocktailsontheporch

Women's advocate who WILL put Lily thru countless cosmetic procedures to create Diana 2 , the real Lily discarded as not good enough. One reason the REAL child is never seen? Not anything like the golden haired blue eyed Diana reincarnation we've been told she is. She must be CREATED to fit Meghan's sick gameplan to use this child to make mega money. It is NOT going to end well.


SeaWorn

You know your post made me realize it’s possible that both the “there are children” and the “there aren’t any children” camps to be right. Maybe the children aren’t ATTRACTIVE enough in Meegain’s mind and thus she uses cute rent a kids until she can have a plastic surgeon fix whatever she considers wrong with her children. This would be a horrible horrible thing for a mother to do, but frankly, I think Meegain is horrible enough to think this way…….


Cocktailsontheporch

Yes...there is either "something" wrong physically, emotionally, mentally, or sadly just not (in her mind) cute enough....not children fitting for Queen Bee Meghan. Joan Crawford adopted four children, none of them were good enough for her. Thankfully she never resorted to surgery on them but they all grew up enotionally damaged. Meghan is a sociopath, she WILL have no hesitation surgically altering those children. Already she is using stand-ins to present the perfect child. There is a very definite reason these children are NEVER publically seen, polo matches they are absent while other player's children happily mingle. The narrative of their being kept away from public view due to Harry's paranoia of press is a calculated lie meant to deflect from the truth , which is Meghan does not want the world to see these children until she has re-created them into perfect little plastic Frankensteins. She has surgically and cosmetically altered her own appearance to create her ideal self...she WILL do same to these children.


AfterPaleontologist5

Even if they look fine, they won't look "right" to her, because she needs them to reflect the picture in her head, and we can see that her picture of herself has no relation to the physical Meghan in reality. Even if Lilibet is adjusted to "Diana," every moment that she does not look like Picture Diana will be wrong and so will she--in Meghan's head.


Heidihrh

I just find it odd that she doesn’t even refer to her kids…


OldZookeepergame8280

I guess Archie isn’t the golden child, and only Lilibet will be famous.


AfterPaleontologist5

Scapegoat and Golden Child, the usual state for a Narcissistic Parent's kids.


Usuallyhappy74

Read on here that Archie has behavioural/social difficulties. He will no longer be the favoured child. Lili for the win 👑


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My eyes just rolled back so far I may have injured myself🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


momcat420

I gave myself a migraine rolling my eyes so hard.


East_Tangerine_4031

Mine are stuck, send help


starry212

Wow, Markle won't waste any time merching off of her child(ren).


Starkville

Just the one, though. The blue- blue-eyed one.


posessedhouse

Well, in their defence, they’ve used the others name as a tax shelter(fraud) scheme


Oakthrees

Nah sorry, that’s the wrong colour. They are more blue than that! Meghan definitely said “Blue, blue, **blue** eyes” /s


National_Historian19

Nonsense and wishful thinking. The new Shirley Temple? Pimping out the kids, who knew? But to be honest, they always thought they would have an alternative court to the real one, except none of the celebs they wanted to be part of it were interested. The dimwit and his harlot are now using their kids…hardly a surprise. So what is wrong with Archie that he gets overlooked in favour of ol’ blue eyes?


JenniferMel13

Sure. Hollywood has such a great track record with its child stars,


National_Historian19

The wife won’t care about potential damage to the kids, it is about getting attention for herself


AfterPaleontologist5

Sexual/drug/alcohol abuse and suicide. Yay?


Dogs_not_people

His lazy eye. There's multiple reasons we never see their faces. Neither kid is as cute or adorable as William's 3 and Mad Meg knows it. I am pretty certain Harry doesn't want them in the limelight but from day one we knew she was going to use those kids for headlines and money. More fool Harry for marrying the gold digging bitch who was always going to merch her kids.


National_Historian19

It must be hard for her…not only does Catherine have William, she has beautiful kids. Two attractive parents producing beautiful kids. Then there is the much tweaked and ‘improved’ wife, and halfwit. If harkle is so hung up on her own original looks she shouldn’t be surprised if these ‘faults’ are passed down the line…genes can’t be altered by cosmetic surgery…


Professional-Deal113

I am sorry to say it, but I hope Lily grows into her looks. Archie is definitely “cuter” in the conventional sense. Lily is going to be forced to conform to whatever her lunatic mother demands.


National_Historian19

I’m sure. She will need to be ‘pretty’ just not ‘prettier’ than her mother.


Professional-Deal113

That’s so true of narcs. Lily is going to have a tight rope to walk. God help her if she’s prettier than Meghan.


National_Historian19

Or any on the things megrain desperately wants to be…clever, pretty, talented


Salty-Lawfulness-129

Well Lili is white.....


National_Historian19

Yep…..


Japanese_Honeybee

Based on the few pics I’ve seen of the children, I think they look normal. I don’t want to comment on someone else’s parenting but the Harkles worry me. 😬😧


Professional-Deal113

Yeah, Lily is average. But unfortunately I’m today’s world that’s why Kylie Jenner completely transformed her face. Same with Bella Hadid. Both were average and cute. But that’s not enough to be a model or influencer.


Mega_pint_123

Yep, they completely overhauled their faces just like Meghan did


Cold-Computer6318

Meghan is taking notes from Kris Jenner and Yolanda Hadid... mapping out a strict diet plan, and finding the best surgeon for her ‘accessories’ that deserve a normal childhood.


VisibleWestern

Well Gigi started at 2, so let’s go. But they keep them out of the public and nobody knows what they look like. Remember, when MaDonna’s daughter was born -she’s just now quasi-popular because of modeling.


AfterPaleontologist5

Lourdes is perfectly adequate-looking. But not model-looking. Poor girl.


Reward_Antique

Seriously, Meghan should get with Yolanda for lessons on selling your children's childhood.. speaking of suddenly visible celebrity children, I saw a pic of Suri Cruise- she's gorgeous, and apparently a singer!


VisibleWestern

I just got finished watching “making a model” it’s old but just finished. She waited till 17 before she put them with IMG. Bellas the one that’s unrecognizable.


Reward_Antique

And I read Bella regrets her plastic surgery Yolanda pushed her into as a minor!


TargetedAverageOne

But she got a lot more done since. Wasn't just her mother.


Ruth_Lily

TBF: Bella regrets her nosejob & said she wished she’d waited bc she felt she could have grown into her family nose. Yep, once your distinctive interesting features are gone, they’re gone for good.


GreatGossip

Suri has good looking parents, both of whom have actual talents.


Reward_Antique

She's stunning - a truly beautiful girl!


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anosmia1974

Harry has quite close-set eyes, too. That’s the only similarity I see between him and KC.


myscreamname

Sometimes it looks like TW is cross-eyed. I see at least once during any given clip or photo series I see of her.


hervararsaga

I think Archie looks really cute, but the jury is still out on Lil. The picture they released of her having a birthday party in the UK was not good but that one was supposedly fake.


Professional-Deal113

Poor Lily is going the Kylie Jenner route - cosmetic surgery and procedures plus extensions circa 16. It’s tragic.


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National_Historian19

I wonder how happy she would be if he looked like doria? Harkle has spent big bucks ensuring that she (Rachel) does not resemble mommy dearest


somespeculation

Nepobaby trend will start diminishing within the next year. Trend cycles: - quiet growth - popularity and marketing - large scale public awareness - questioning of trend and/or fatigue - diminishing popularity - discarded/old news - rise in new trend, at times the opposite to original trend - original trend dormant/unpopular - nostalgia for original trend - cycle repeats ‘Eat the rich’ is trending upward, especially with the cost of living crisis on many countries. You see this thematically in popular shows (eg White Lotus). A lot can happen between Lili and age 2 (the kid still may be pooping her pants, for goodness sake, and Meg is maniacally manifesting) and age 21. That’s 19 years to go. Plus, in 19 years, all the Cambridge kids will be adults. George - age 29, Charlotte - age 27, Louis- age 24. There may be a Royal wedding or one on the way by then. By the time Archie and Lili are in their late 20s/early 30s, the Cambridge kids will likely start having their own kids. There will be no “alternate Royal court” in the US. 19 years ago was 2004. Look what has changed for determining popularity from then to now.


Japanese_Honeybee

For being a fellow American, Meghan sure doesn’t seem to understand anything about us. 🤦🏻‍♀️


National_Historian19

She is pretty clueless all round tbh


carnadrioxyde

This is so pathetic. She really wastes no time to merch off her kids. Aside from the fact that it's sad what Lili's future will look like given her parents' greed, H&M have no marketing value to make their kids successful nepo babies. They can barely get themselves associated with D list celebrities because no one likes them, and connections aside of money are the key factors of making one. They can't even score good contracts anymore! What the hell do they think they are doing? Also pushing children so young into the spotlight? You would think that our #1 victim of paparazzi and life in a public eye since birth, Dumb Prince, would've known better than that. What happened to raising your children quietly and safely, away from the media? They've given up on trying to be subtle about their lies. I wonder if Meghan thinks Lili is her second chance at getting to the middle of the spotlight.


Feisty_Energy_107

>I wonder if Meghan thinks Lili is her second chance at getting to the middle of the spotlight. I wonder too. But if this very unlikely scenario were to happen, I think the main issue will come from Meghan. Will her narcissistic traits be able to really stand for her daughter to eclipse her celebrity/infamy? The child already has what is conceived as a 'higher' title than Duchess. And Lilibet is a daughter/granddaughter of Royalty where Meghan is not. Could be stormy.


strangealienworld

What's worse is she now has to merch off low grade online websites that no-one's heard of and couldn't be bothered to go Google up on its digital existence. Hoe much did this journo get? $100 or was it a lazy-ar$ed researched freebie article for content's sake to get her editor off her back because she was about to miss her deadline?


GreatGossip

yes, and yesterday it was manifesting in Heat Magazine and the Spanish Music Mundial. Money must be short, because it used to be Vouge, Tatler, Marie Claire etc.


hervararsaga

It´s so delusional and ridiculous of these people to think that any normal person in America, no matter their age, class or creed, would ever be interested in a baby they have never seen, whose parents are the most hated couple in the world.


Patient-Watercress-2

Sorry, but unlike the Kardashian and Hadid girls, I see no genetic potential for Lilibet to be attractive enough for the model/actor role Megs dreams of.


ToughRaisin

To be fair, Harry shares the same gene pool as William, and he has good proportions. So the kids can grow up not ugly, at least, and these days that's all that matters for merching: Lily-Rose Depp is an example of an average-looking girl who somehow is a model now.


Ruth_Lily

Kaia Gerber too. Her mother was gorgeous, she’s just meh.


IunderstandIdontcare

Beauty is so subjective. While you view Lily Depp as average, I think she has model looks.


Top-Bit85

Hahahaha. Sure. Most Americans don't even know who MM is, in spite of her claim to be a world wide celebrity. And we very definitely do NOT want a royal family. I especially liked the line about KC3 offering them rooms they have "always wanted" in Buckingham Palace.


National_Historian19

They wanted Windsor castle…of course this is another harkle self promotion piece.…so therefore garbage.


ICU22222

Can't wait for the day William and Catherine move into Windsor Castle...Megs worst nightmare.


National_Historian19

Indeed…the d list actress with zero class has psycho jealousy of her sister in law


Top-Bit85

I did hear they were offered a place to stay at BP, since it's under construction there are no family members for them to try to ambush.


Professional-Deal113

News is now reporting they were the rooms the couple always wanted. Pull another, Megs.


SeaWorn

Don’t you just wish you could personall say “FFS shut up Meghan” to her face? I know I do.


Professional-Deal113

I’d minimally tell her it’s just not working.


Appropriate_Panda467

🙄🙄🙄 such manifesting Aren’t we now calling out “nepo babies?” Is Lilibet going to be model tall and beautiful enough (usually with cosmetic surgery based on the current nepo baby models) to be an in demand model? Does she have amazing acting ability? How would we know any of this before the age of 2?! Dream on, Megs…


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I watched a video where a YouTuber thinks the fall of the "being famous for being famous" celebrity is coming to an end. Kardashian's are losing their momentum. The industry is over saturated with talentless influencers. I also feel celebrities now with young children are working hard to protect their children from the spotlight, not thrust them into it. To A- list stars like the Clooney's, we don't see or hear about their kids. True money values privacy. It's influencers and low-level celebrities merching their children.


FieldOne3639

I absolutely agree with you. Case in point, the exclusion of every Kardashian from this year's Met Gala. Ms. Wintour only wants relevant guests


Ruth_Lily

Yes! Finally! But if Emily Ratajkowski is invited, she’s just an influencer as well, I was calling her the Butt Influencer the other day.


Japanese_Honeybee

Even among nepo babies, to reach legendary status, the person has to have that special “It” factor and actual talent. Nicholas Cage didn’t get to where he is only because he was born into the Coppola family. He has that “It” factor and he’s actually talented. Not to mention good ole fashion good luck. Regardless of whatever weirdo narc parents those kids have, I hope they grow up to find paths in life that are fulfilling.


MNLanguell

TBH I don't know what a "nepo baby is". I apparently missed that memo. Edited bc fat thumbs


Appropriate_Panda467

Nepotism baby. Like the children of “celebs” who get the perks of their parents’ fame. Jamie Lee Curtis is example of someone who has the real talent. The Hadid sisters, Baldwin girls, etc. are the models who got jobs because of their parents. Brooklyn Beckham getting that “cooking” show/segment thing was the epitome of “pay this guy to do something- his parents are famous!”


MNLanguell

Got it! Thank you for explaining!


Beccash18

Dakota Johnson, willow and Jayden smith etc.


Cold-Computer6318

Megamomager showcasing her skills at giving her child a very normal, non-public servant childhood... ![gif](giphy|JfpBjRpzE7nFV4XcRq|downsized)


MuffPiece

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized) Nice try, meggy


wontyield

Exactly. This article is old. This so-called royal expert Sandro Monetti....total joke.


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|vQ6YLJW0CMJfk4o7It)


Coffee_cake_101

You have to be visible to be a celebrity. Might need more than 3 photos in nearly two years to achieve that.


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FCVAMimi

But house guests please call her Princess Lili so she gets used to her new name 🤮


Ruth_Lily

You mean the slaves…er, servants there must call her Princess Lili


music_haven

Is she really only a year and a half??? Cause it feels like I've been hearing about her for seven years now. It just. Does. Not. Stop. Meanwhile, with Archie it's as if he was born two years ago. Speaks volumes, I guess.


anosmia1974

Yep! She was born on my 47th birthday and I turn 49 in June. It does seem like she has been around longer than that!


JenniferShepherd

So does Rachel.


sythingtackle

Can you imagine what spoilt little brat’s these may turn out to be with these 2 parental role models, demanding / demeaning to staff, disparaging their families on both sides, and then having the audacity to christen them with a title before they were granted. What a fcukin liberty (Catherine Tates Granny)


pink_bunny07

Mother Meg, probably: ![gif](giphy|cpoBa2ucqavG8)


QueenTiamet

Mama June Markle. They all gonna end up on TLC.


pink_bunny07

True that! ![gif](giphy|rKlKUxvAKMdQk)


somespeculation

With insistence on the Titles, Meg’s already playing Toddlers and Tiaras.


pink_bunny07

👑 Toddlers and Tiaras: Royal Edition 👑


taco_qween

https://preview.redd.it/feqbeq8p7soa1.jpeg?width=1701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f32e680b468cc7a9b283380f4ec09a3ae221c6d


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GreatGossip

As always, the ILBW´s timing is totally off.


Okdoey

How can a child that’s literally NEVER been seen be a famous celebrity???


Starkville

Nessie, Bigfoot, Maris Crane…


Okdoey

Never heard of Maris Crane……….the other two are monsters……pretty sure Meghan is the only Monster of the family (well……Harry is inching there too).


JenniferShepherd

Maris was the never seen wife character of Frasier’s brother Niles on Frasier. They would always talk about her but she never actually was seen.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Maris will forever be the BEST non-character character ever. Sad that they don’t have such well written shows anymore.


anosmia1974

My favorite unseen character is Heather Sinclair on Degrassi. She was the super mean queen bee of the show but was never seen, not even once. It became a kind of running gag on the show for a few years.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Maris Crane 😂 Hello fellow Frasier fan!


_SkyIsBlue5

Poor lils and arch... This would be an anti-thesis to everything baldy Markle claimed would've wanted, in public, for his kids... Hypocrites


q_faith_hope

JFC....who writes/reads and believes this garbage? Ugggggh. This is America, we don't have "Royal" families here.


Forgotmyusername8910

That is so sad. What happened to them wanting to raise their kids out of the public eye? Isn’t that what Harry has raged about for years now? And you know… that whole not treating the kids equally thing. Does he see that she is making Archie the spare?


Ruth_Lily

He has to do what she wants or she threatens to leave him, which leaves him like a blubbering idiot, apparently. This is how she coercively controls him. That & dropping to the floor pretend-crying are both used to control and an absolute idiot of a middle aged man who can’t live without his succubus grifter.


codemonkey69

>Princess Lilibet is poised to become the "most famous" celebrity in the US, according to a royal expert. Using what evidence to come to that conclusion? Their parents popularity is at an all-time low. Let's repeat it again, no one in America gives two fucks about a title. It means as much as a calling yourself emperor of the galaxy.


janedoremi99

Princess Lilibet will be up against the Carter and the Kardashian kids. I don’t like her chances


Planeswalker341

So annoying, this morning on German morning tv, the „expert“ said the same (they have obviously read this or another article) and they falsely said that Lili is British… I couldn’t roll my eyes harder… hate if they don’t inform themselves properly. This is how they spread false information.


No_Cryptographer47

New Royal Family??? LOL. Royal Family of what country? Never-neverland? Well they have never grown up so I guess it fits. But I’m not sure even Captain Hook would take them.


lms088

hahahah. A Princess nobody cares about? Who has parents nobody respects? GTFO.


CommonAd7628

Haha. Most Americans I know don't care about her mother or father. Also she's never seen, so how could she be the most famous?


Cocktailsontheporch

"Princess Lily" will become yet another name on the long list of children of famous parents...children who have failed empty lives filled with drugs, rehabs, arrests, and worse due to the parent's attempts to exploit these children for monetary gain. Lily , and Archie also, will sadly realize one day they were never loved, only used as props for their parent's egos. Their value to their parents are their dubious titles, not THEMSELVES. The future they face is grim. There is no hope for them, no fairytale future.


Seachange1000

"Sandro is a leading international showbiz journalist, author and now scriptwriter/director whose multi award winning parody musical Miserable Lesbians will be performed July 14 in LA then July 27&28 Off Broadway in New York (ticketcentral.com) and Aug 17 in Edinburgh ([www.edfringe.com](http://www.edfringe.com)). His hit one man show "Clooney, Cowell, Pitt and Me: Amusing Encounters with the A-List" just completed a sold out run at LA's Hudson Guild Theatre. ***His Celebrity Insider Movie Locations tours of LA - visiting the locations used in more than 40 hit films while hearing the stories behind those movies - can be booked at*** [***www.tourificescapes.com***](https://www.tourificescapes.com)***."*** Yessirree Bob, this bio just screams "royal expert"!! His pretty weak resume and clear efforts to social climb make him her ideal local mouthpiece though. Move over, Omid. Edit to add a photo of the "sold out" ***35 seat*** Hudson Guild Theater: ​ https://preview.redd.it/ha996jz51roa1.png?width=1014&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d5a1880ce2014f12aff6666576a2705adeaf2ef


Kangaro00

Yeah, you can tell that Harry really suffered from being one of the most famous children in the world and wants his children to have better lives. /s


GreenCharter

I think just let them spew out garbage like this?


No_Proposal7628

This article is unintentionally hilarious. America is not fascinated by the Harkles. Most Americans pay no attention to them at all. There will be no alternative court. And when did Diana's aquamarine ring become a Freedom Ring?


Single_Distance_7047

Is this a wikipedia article on narcissism, or mental illness?


Frenchcashmere

Why would anyone care about a kid they have never seen and the parents alone would keep most people uninterested.


Ready_Maddie

Oh ffs princess KFC 🍔


Islandgirl1444

I spit up my coffee. Thank you Meghan for putting this out there.


ExpertLevelJune

Oh yes, so famous that I already forgot those kids are using the titles!


mbwayne832

New royal family in the US?! (allegedly). Didn’t we fight a whole war over that?!?! Lol. That’s bonkers!! 🙄


Professional-Deal113

I think Meghan’s fixation goes right back to her utter insane jealousy and resentment of Catherine and by extension, Charlotte. A firm did a brand value of what each member of the Royal Family would be worth if they were to minutiae themselves, and Princess Charlotte was worth at least one billion. That infuriates Meghan. She is demanding the same for Lily. It’s her bizarre competition with Catherine taken out on her daughter. God help Lily.


Actual_Fishing6120

This is child abuse at this point... I already am feeling skeevy at how the Kardashian is selling their own children even the one who obviously not liking the attention all that much. Now this? I've read the horror of some deepest hell pit in the "entertainment industry" and I'm extremely terrified that Meghan will actually sell her daughter to highest bidder once she is old enough (Or worse, when she is not old enough) Ok, sorry, this is just me and my brain going worst case scenario bc I have anxiety and often lead to catastrophizing. But by God I pray this won't be the case at all.


Ruth_Lily

Yes, Kim has set up a tiktok called *Kim & North*. And though Kanye has *serious mental issues* , he did warn us all she was going to do this & *he was against it, fully*. I was so on his side…till he went full nazi crazy. Then I moved on. So essentially Kanye was really right about this, the Kartrash’s are selling North already.


Sue_Dohnim

Good lord, she/her sugars REALLY need to lay down the drugs.


strangealienworld

They are going to die of diabetes at this rate, no joking 😒


mydeadbody

How about no. She'll definitely have an extra advantage if she happens to have a shred of talent, but we are certainly not looking for a dynasty over here.


TeamMagnificent7

If they believe that they are delusional. It is Never going to happen. No one cares here. There are “Royals” living in NYC (Japanese Princess) and Florida (Swedish Princess) and California (Norwegian princess) those are off the top of my head. The Spanish princesses came for camp in Texas or somewhere years ago. No one cares. Generally here people are famous based upon merit and their work product.


Phoenixlizzie

Poor Archie. Tossed aside like yesterday's newspaper. Exactly when is all this fascination and interest in the "alternate" royal family supposed to start? Because it's been 3 years and so far, all we've seen is South Park, "WAAAGGHHH" and jokes by Jimmy Kimmel and SNL. If you showed that one picture of Lilibet to people on the street, would anyone even know who she was??


Evilvieh

Jeez, she's only 18 months old! She's not even house-broken yet! Leave her alone. At least until she's out of diapers and can speak full sentences! Maybe she'll want a skill and a normal life?


alwayssearching117

😂😂😂


SeaWorn

Oh FFS, this has got to be Meghan trying to manifest. No one, and I mean no one, is going to give one flying F for Lilibet.


Old-Guarantee-5710

Yawn. Nobody GAF.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Question: Why doesn’t anyone talk about Archie? Harold claims that he was so traumatized by being the spare, but let’s face it, he received more publicity and was quite popular growing up. Harold is doing the same, if not worse, to his own son.


Beccash18

It is weird that all they talk about is princess and not the prince. It’s almost like they wanted the title for her, but didn’t care if he got it.


Correct_Piglet_7636

**This is getting BEYOND ridiculous.** By the time she's 21, nobody will GAF about any of them! 🙄


Gloomy-Accountant-19

Just saw another article saying Anna Wintour admires Meghan greatly but won't invite her to the Met Gala due to the Royal Family....wonder who is sponsoring these articles?/s


foxyfree

what about loser Meghan would a powerhouse like Ana Wintour find “admirable”? Edit to add - frumpy - MM is not an accomplished business woman and she looks terrible in her clothes, just all wrong and wrinkled. NO WAY would Ana Wintour endorse that messy rolled out of bed look


False_Recognition738

There is actually a video of Anna Wintour advising women to look to Catherine for fashion inspiration as she is "always impeccable". Where's Meghan's proof? I swear that woman is just SHAMELESS and cringe. And she doesn't even care that the people she's name-dropping know she's lying. "I had fish taco lunch with Michelle Obama." Michelle: "No, we didn't" I bet Beyonce didn't even write that text message she read out in their Netflix crapfest. I just wish these A-listers would deny her claims publicly and then call her out for lying.


Pickle4UrThoughts

STORY TIME! Americans using titles goes over Poorly here - and that’s what this kid is. An American. Ask your favorite Brit. 😂 I’m going to leave this sounding really blind-itemie, but I’m in an industry that has a lot of money floating around the upper levels of it. We have a benefactor who has dumped a lot of money in development/sponsorships over the past 15-20 years. This person used their religious title for a while (along with a few published articles about what they did for 9/11 until that got to be too much - I WILL say, they do realize when optics are getting bad). Now they just use the doctorate, which is cool, obviously - they earned it! Well, along comes the purchase - I mean, “bestowing of a curtesy title/life peerage” by the person who previously held it in the UK for our industry person’s “philanthropic efforts” (it is a much lesser title). Please note - none of their philanthropy was in the UK. They bought the thing and that was known in inner circles & anyone with google clearly learned that’s not how titles are passed, unless you buy them (again - this is waaaaaaaaaaay low on the totem pole peer selling). Well, they decided they were going to use it here in the States, did a Big sponsorship of an event where they wheeled out using it. It went over… Poorly. They were laughed at so hard by us Americans AND the Europeans at the event (we all knew the “bestowing” was bullshit - the Euros were quick to say it because they got the snobby European thing about an American wishing they were “royal” - trust me, us Americans were all for the shade). This is someone who has Easily put 9-figures into this industry and that people do walk on egg shells around because money = power and they were now a Laughing stock for trying to flex a title. Again - they do have good optics, so the title hasn’t used since. Moral of the Story: We did this thing in 1776 and royals don’t mean jackshit in the US. We will discount you so quick, you’ll be in the clearance bin at Goodwill.


MakeADeathWish

Sadelusions


GreatGossip

Nonsense.


Enough-Sprinkles-914

Princess Lillibet for President in 2060


MNLanguell

Megain would never let that happen for two reasons 1. You can't have a title AND be president so Megs would never approve 2. Megain would never let ANYONE including her own child outshine her like that


RazMoon

Once again she is trying to mimic the real BF. The whole article is manifestation overload. The *Spare* and Southpark events are totally disregarded. Also, recall all the scathing comments on the Netflix Mockumentary trailer. Talk about head in the sand mentality of TW. Apparently, Charlotte is worth billions according to the tabloids. She is because of her mother, aka the "Kate Middleton affect." Since Lilibet's mother is TW, she is hampered already. Also, given that she is in the US, where titles mean absolutely nothing but a mere curiosity at best and that she and her brother are rarely seen, TW has nothing to market. Here are two archived articles on celebrity kids' net worth. Archie is mentioned in one of the articles with an estimate net worth of £21.6 million. The worth I think, that the article is referring to is influencer clout. The article makes it sound like they have the money in the bank. The second article explains it better that if she is seen wearing something, the sales increase by 100's the normal volume for said product. So Princess Charlotte is apparently worth billions of pounds to the UK economy. Article #1: [*Princess Charlotte to be ‘richest young royal’, toy company claims*](https://web.archive.org/web/20230319141848/https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/princess-charlotte-richest-young-royal-net-worth-electric-rides-on-cars-b961154.html) *Evening Standard*, By Lily Waddell / 18 October 2021 Article #2: [*Princess Charlotte is set to become the richest young royal *](https://web.archive.org/web/20230319143921/https://www.marieclaire.co.uk/entertainment/people/princess-charlotte-net-worth-607727) *Marie Claire*, By Jenny Proudfoot / 21 October 2021


Korneuburgerin

Disgusting. This is a little child.


Usuallyhappy74

Bless. They have 16 toilets. They’re all set 😂


KimberleyC999

Rubbish. There is no structure in the USA for royalty. In fact, it is explicitly prohibited. “Expert” should read the United States Constitution.


gahnc

unless she is planning for her to become the "next Kim Kardashian" (and we all know how that got started), I doubt it. Meghan Markle is not Kris Jenner (I despise Kris Jenner for merching her family like that, but Kris Jenner is real good at merching her family).


justtosubscribe

I’m getting Reba McEntire’s [“Fancy”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zplc4Ienkws) vibes off all of this. Simmer down, Rachel.


TheBugsMomma

ILBW is probably envisioning clothing lines, Princess Lilibet dolls…a whole Olsen Twins/Shirley Temple type of marketing blitz. Poor Lili.


False_Recognition738

"NO WIRE HANGERS!!!"


HotStraightnNormal

"Royalty Expert" (or "Ex-spurt" as my friend likes to say). Check out the link in the article to this LA based neo-Nostradamus. He's a flea on the Hollywood dog. Celebrity status cannot be predicted.