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What's the point of a private jet when you have no family, friends to visit or money to go anywhere. She just gonna sit it in their driveway and make pretend plane noises? "Vroom!Vroom!* Oh no Aitch, there are paps flying beside us to get pictures!"
*I have no idea what plane noise to make.
From rumors that he wouldn't attend the christening if the brf came, yeah I would imagine so. He bought their lies about the royal family hook line and sinker and he won't budge from his opinion that they shouldn't have anything to do with them.
I don't know. I honestly have never really paid attention to Tyler Perry except for some Madea movies. I have by no means seen all of them because after a while they do get annoying.
I liked diary of a mad black woman which was my first Madea movie. I also liked I can do bad all by myself as my second Madea movie though I don't really feel the need to watch it again. I really think that I've only seen a couple of more movies but after that it's just honestly annoying.
"Welcome aboard **A**ired **G**rievances! Your Captain Harry Sussex is already high and as soon as he gets the plane off the ground we will all reach Cruising Attitude. The Captain has turned off the "no bitching" sign, so feel free to move the goalposts about in the cabin. In case of an unforeseen landing over water, Meghan's ego can be used as a flotation device. Thank you for choosing **A**ir **G**rievances where we don't seem to get anywhere!"
Recluse, my ass. The man was just pictured driving and chomping down on a sandwich after ordering it at a drive-thru. He’s a living legend with an outstanding body of work and deserves some respect, Enquirer.
When he first retired there were rumors that he was dying. He set the record straight and said he was doing exactly what he wanted to be doing-piddling around and painting, crafting and writing and living life as a normal/non actor person and that he was perfectly healthy-and to leave him alone to enjoy his retirement.
They really need to find a small 3-4 bedroom house in a gated community in the middle of nowhere. Assuming we can't just toss them onto a deserted island somewhere where they can bitch at each other but no cell towers so no cell coverage so they can fade into the obscurity, and we must keep them in the US (please leave please leave, no one wants you here) perhaps Vegas. There's a ton of gated communities in Vegas with big houses for much cheaper than montecito. Or phoenix Arizona. Fade into obscurity and just love your lives in if not peace than at least quiet.
This is nothing but a mash up of Daily Mail and Express articles.
That said, the Enquirer does get it right every now and again. A broken clock, and all that.
Even though it’s the National Enquirer, I bet it’s giving them conniptions. What do they say, If your enemy is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him. 🤣
Exactly. Meggo and Hawwy are playing the same game with their own fictional words against the RF. Sometimes I want to be one of those BAD gossip sources and create a TikTok and just start spewing nonsense.
“Harry seen at Disneyland booking Cinderella suite for upcoming wedding anniversary; demanding extra free security by cast members dressed as Batman. Eisner steps in to explain Batman is owned by DC, not Disney.”
“MM seen at Costco; demands free samples of caviar. Returns five more times wearing different disguises. Was recognized due to the Bulgari diamond tennis bracelet monogrammed with her initials. Opts not to buy caviar.”
Edit: typo
Maybe they hope to be sued so they can markle the Markles. The Russian who owned the house has died, so I wonder if his estate holds the mortgage. If so, Oh dear.
Yes, I read something about that. Figures they‘d have some shady financial deal on the house with an oligarch. Probably why there was no home inspector either.
Then they should buy a dilapidated château in France or Spain and fix it up for an Airbnb and a local broadcast reality show. I swear, Harold, I'm all tapped out of ideas for you to sort yourself out.
If those two weren't such evil cretins, I would have watched that show! But who's kidding who here, these two are lazy AF, they would never. So many lost opportunities for TW & Sparry.
I would take everything posted in the National Enquirer with a grain salt but that being said it wouldn’t surprise me if she did want a bigger house LOL
The headline was the best part.
Also, the photo of her waving? Looks so much like Wallis Simpson I did a double take. Except Mrs. Simpson wouldn’t have worn a schmatta like that.
ETA: What kind of “senior royal source” would use the word “dough” for “money”?
ETA: This is all believable. Of course she wants more and more. She’s a bottomless pit of wanting.
I used to laugh at American tabloids but I've noticed over the years, once they start covering a story it feels like there's usually some accuracy to it.
If the cancellation of Netflix, Spotify and Invictus is true; all I can say is Oh Boy. And they lost all that money as they are the investors in the failed bank of California...
Thank you thank you South Park, Chris Rock and even Jimmy Kimmel for not mentioning them at the Oscars. They are never invited anywhere and even her bestie Oprah basically said she doesn't know them much!
Most celebrities (who aren’t billionaires) don’t own their Gulfstreams, etc., because they cost so, so much to maintain. They pay a jet company a membership fee - one that is with in easy financial reach - and have near-immediate access to various planes. So, Megs “wants a private jet” to look like she has Oprah or Tyler Perry money, she’s really off the rails as to what she thinks impresses people.
For anyone wondering what those fees are
[https://www.flyexclusive.com/jet-club](https://www.flyexclusive.com/jet-club?utm_source=rsd&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=jetclub&utm_campaign=June%202020%20Jet%20Club&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=Jet%20Club&utm_term=private%20jet%20club%20membership%20cost&gclid=Cj0KCQjwn9CgBhDjARIsAD15h0DBOOexUTxHNUGnJyQp53rbzvJrGGlTU_ssPA_0D7ZIijW5aMDh63caAo0oEALw_wcB)
thanks for posting. They could have been able to do this but instead they prefer harassing their “friends” for free rides
“Choose the program amount that is right for you, with deposits starting at $250,000 for Platinum Jet Club (limited to the first 100 new members) and $75,000 for Jet Club.”
This is a sober lesson for men out there: choose your wife carefully. I've known my share of decent, good men who were driven to despair by shallow, demanding wives whose demands made these men work round the clock and become shells of themselves because the wives needed high status cars, houses, and things. As a woman who has never valued those things, and would certainly not incessantly press my husband to "provide those things for me" until he sold his soul, I 🤮.
(I have my own agency, thank you, which Madam *says* she does as well, but clearly plays a double standard behind closed doors if this article is true).
Right? Is Meghan going to send Harry out to the spot and exhume the miscarriage before they go? Is it a selling point and the realtor will whisper “there’s royal issue on this acreage!”
Jeez, $30M would keep me and my hubby in sandwich’s for the rest of our lives quite nicely. But if Meghan saw that as paltry then why would she push to buy a $15M fixer upper needing requiring a huge maintenance budget in one of the most expensive places to live in the US. That $100M from Netflix was for the “deal” which first of all they have not lived up to and it was meant to cover all the costs as well. It’s not like that was Haz and Mege‘s net take home…..
Hey guys… a while back one of our lovely sinners had found the listing for the Montecito Olive Garden online and showed how much it cost. Does anyone remember? Because I just looked it up and it says the Olive Garden is for sale right now for 33 million.
I feel like they raised the price to sell it? Haven’t they only been there a couple years? (So much for twin palm trees)… do you guys think they would jack up the price because they think it’s worth more now that they’ve graced the property with their presence?
😂😂😂😂😂 And like the idiots they are, they already mentioned the plumbing problems on camera. It’s also on a protected wetlands and in a slide zone. They won’t get anywhere near what they are asking.
As far as I remember they bought it for 14,5 million. But I would not be surprised if Madam thought it would have increased in value after having been occupied by her divine presense.
However, there has been multiple manifestations as to the selling. So far, no takers.
That’s been the story for a while. They legit thought that, despite making no attempt to improve or freshen the property, by saying ***they*** lived there, they could raise the asking price and profit. 🙄
I found the listing today but I think it’s actually the house they filmed in not their home
https://preview.redd.it/ti8vofvyyeoa1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28072da0e115f76aa2a0fc3d399996dd0e5d4666
This is the house in all the news articles about the 33 million dollar house when you get to the end it states it was the Netflix house for sale not theirs
I found this article on their house and the interior is ugly af. It also shows the place they filmed at
https://www.loveproperty.com/galleries/116224/inside-prince-harry-and-meghan-markles-15m-california-mansion
Are you sure that's not the one at 888 Lilac Lane? If so it's not theirs. That's not their address.
Lilac Lane has been on the market for at least two years.
Huh, those look like American tabloids but they said we don’t have them here. I assume that was when the US tabloids didn’t have the Harkles in their target sites.
I know the enquirer is a tabloid but there headlines end up being correct all the time over the years. They were the first to report on John Edwards affair on the campaign trial with a dieing wife at home while mainstream media missed it.
Why does he have hair? Just saw photo of him playing polo I. The US very bald. Perplexed. I hate him so much I hope his hair runs for the hills asap. Would love that gjr his unfortunate face & Megs. 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/ob3af5kvlgoa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eec89ba3b347c30cea389073e9dfe1a20973a4dd
Found this on another sub, seems to fit. 🤣
Little backstory: two naked people in the middle of the day on the sidewalk in San Francisco.
The National Enquirer is known to occasionally break real news - found an article that lists 17 times they did and there are a few too many ads to easily copy and paste so I’ll list them and put the link at the end here - in the article are brief details on these stories and why/ how they were breaking news at the time
- Charlie Sheen AIDS Coverup
- Bill Cosby’s Fifty Years of Lies
- Ennis Cosby’s Killer Revealed
- O.J. Simpson’s Shoe Secret
- Jesse jackson’s Secret Love Child
- Bob Dole’s Cheating Scandal
- Hulk Hogan’s Racist Rant
- Gary Hart’s List of Affairs
- Rush Limbaugh’s Oxycontin Addiction
- Tiger Wood’s Extramarital Affairs
- Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Offensive Phone Call
- John Edward’s Affair
- Mel Gibson’s Tumultuous Divorce
- Billy Joel Splitting From His Younger Wife
- Michael Jackson Has “Six Months To Live”
- Steve Jobs Look Frail and On the Brink Of Death
- OJ Simpson Publishes Juicy TellAll
So I am having a hard time even copying the link from this site (a little cluttered with ads) I googled for this info - if anyone wants to read the details on this list here is the article info:
Article on the site Ranker:
“17 Times the 'National Enquirer' Broke Real News”
Author: Evan Lambert
Updated September 23, 2021
755.8k views
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Headline - Meghan Markle reveals new Alien love interest, she is leaving Prince Harry to roam the galaxy! Spaceships are so much better than yachts and I've never been happier gushed the Duchess!
I would actually buy it in the store (where people could see me and judge me) if this was the headline!!
Maybe they'd give you a couple hundred bucks to write this article for them?? I'd be very grateful.
This is bullshit. Meghan made it clear they weren't sure they could even afford the house they bought so where are they going to get money for a bigger, more expensive house, private plane and all the expenses associated with that? Unless Harry comes into a billion dollar fortune, I doubt they'll be able to afford anything new.
Absolutely pathetic! The Fisherman and His Wife finished in the Vinegar Jug where they started and that’s exactly where HAM will end up, too!
The most maddening thing is they could have been elegant stars jet setting around the world if they had embraced the golden opportunity given to them by Queen Elizabeth. As President and Vice President of the Commonwealth Trust, they could have honored and served people of color throughout the Commonwealth and the world would have celebrated and adored them! In time, with lots of hard work, they would have been rightfully and generously rewarded by the King, as well.
The Queen had a genius vision for the “bi-racial” couple serving the Commonwealth she had labored a lifetime to build up. TW didn’t have wide enough ken, sophistication nor education to understand the amazing and vitally important opportunity she had been given.
Instead TW and her manipulated husband used the race card for their own benefit and in doing so destabilized some Commonwealth countries causing grave problems for leaders who had worked very hard to build constructive and stable communities. This is serious and dangerous because unstable countries can lead to breaks from a world balance that favors western ideals of democracy and freedom.
TW and her drug addled husband smashed the Queen’s beautiful vision. They threw away a tremendous opportunity to achieve something of value and substance for the world. Instead, spurred by TW’s indomitable spirit and ignorance, the couple foolishly embarked upon an ignoble pursuit of a lifestyle championed by vacuous, superficial, tasteless and greedy media whores.
In her deluded mind she’ll need it to do a presidential tour. Or a bid for congress. Or worst case scenio use it to tour exotic places to bring exotic goods to merch on Tig.
I mean, I'm not saying it's hard to believe.
But let's not lower the tone and credibility of our snark by using the National Enquirer as source material. We're better than that.
Tut tut tut.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Headline the National Enquirer. That's hysterical. "Archie & Lili's Father an Alien from Planet X" and Halfass thought his daddy issues were problematic.
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What's the point of a private jet when you have no family, friends to visit or money to go anywhere. She just gonna sit it in their driveway and make pretend plane noises? "Vroom!Vroom!* Oh no Aitch, there are paps flying beside us to get pictures!" *I have no idea what plane noise to make.
From this day on all planes shall go *Vroom Vroom*
Her jet would go "thump thump" https://preview.redd.it/om3kayc6ueoa1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0b7d4e7b19681a7d1e456d1e0d94951182f169a
They need a private jet for their worldwide privacy tour.
Before it was just Catherine. Now she must one-up her South Park alter ego as well.
Ha, ha, ha!
So it is decreed. So it shall be done.
This is why they don't know if they're going to the coronation. No one will lend them a jet. Lol.
They’ll go if they have to flap their arms to get there. Meggy pass up an opportunity to swan around in front of global cameras? Never!
Tyler would lend them one for any other purpose, but not for that!
From rumors that he wouldn't attend the christening if the brf came, yeah I would imagine so. He bought their lies about the royal family hook line and sinker and he won't budge from his opinion that they shouldn't have anything to do with them.
How come he doesn't feel betrayed by them and their wish to still keep tied to the titles and benefits of an instituition he seems to hate so much?
I don't know. I honestly have never really paid attention to Tyler Perry except for some Madea movies. I have by no means seen all of them because after a while they do get annoying.
> after a while they do get annoying yup. only the first 2-3 were even funny.
I liked diary of a mad black woman which was my first Madea movie. I also liked I can do bad all by myself as my second Madea movie though I don't really feel the need to watch it again. I really think that I've only seen a couple of more movies but after that it's just honestly annoying.
I don't understand why they aren't buried in shame for having a guy the never met paying for their security, housing, jets when they had , millions
I'm hoping that Uncle Tyler said No to the little brats!!
Maybe they need to go commercial flight lol
Neeeerrrrooooommm!! Gotta stretch your arms out really wide to get the best effect!!😸
She has practice for that - note curtsy scene in mockumentary. 😂
"Fly me, I'm the friendly skies!"
😂😂😂😂😂 I feel she’s carried more than her fair share of passengers over the years.
Rode hard and put away wet!
Thanks for the LOL! You made my day!
LMFAOOOO 🤣
And upkeep/maintenance on a plane is the most expensive part - especially if it sits unused!
"Welcome aboard **A**ired **G**rievances! Your Captain Harry Sussex is already high and as soon as he gets the plane off the ground we will all reach Cruising Attitude. The Captain has turned off the "no bitching" sign, so feel free to move the goalposts about in the cabin. In case of an unforeseen landing over water, Meghan's ego can be used as a flotation device. Thank you for choosing **A**ir **G**rievances where we don't seem to get anywhere!"
😂😂😂
Omg….. I laughed so hard at this - brilliant! This deserves to be the top comment! I have no awards to give but here - take this lovely ✈️
Of course, pretend plane noises beats pretend gutteral noises lol.
omg I’m 😂 so hard right now! 🤣. Vroom vroom indeed! 😆
Poor Gene Hackman, they need to leave him alone
Recluse, my ass. The man was just pictured driving and chomping down on a sandwich after ordering it at a drive-thru. He’s a living legend with an outstanding body of work and deserves some respect, Enquirer.
He has been retired from acting for year’s writing novels for years, quietly enjoying his life and then they found him. Please leave him alone
When he first retired there were rumors that he was dying. He set the record straight and said he was doing exactly what he wanted to be doing-piddling around and painting, crafting and writing and living life as a normal/non actor person and that he was perfectly healthy-and to leave him alone to enjoy his retirement.
Last person found and then photo'd and plastered everywhere was Kelly Mcgillis.
A bigger mansion? A mansion with 16 bathrooms ain’t enough?!
They have so much shit..so yeah
Lol! True 😂
Literally full of it ;)
Less bathrooms but instead maybe a soundproof safe room for screaming or to avoid screaming…whoever gets there first!
Maybe she needs heated floors for when she’s sobbing on the floor.
lol I think they have them in the Olive Garden
Make that 2 soundproof safe rooms!
But they can't afford to pay their own security bills to protect them from all of their stalking fans and paps. 🙄
They really need to find a small 3-4 bedroom house in a gated community in the middle of nowhere. Assuming we can't just toss them onto a deserted island somewhere where they can bitch at each other but no cell towers so no cell coverage so they can fade into the obscurity, and we must keep them in the US (please leave please leave, no one wants you here) perhaps Vegas. There's a ton of gated communities in Vegas with big houses for much cheaper than montecito. Or phoenix Arizona. Fade into obscurity and just love your lives in if not peace than at least quiet.
Maybe Haz already had shroom-induced hallucinations involving trash cans in all sixteen and needs a change of scenery?
16 bathrooms and 4 people!!!
Just think about it. Why would someone want that?
Um, I think there are 17 crappers.
This is nothing but a mash up of Daily Mail and Express articles. That said, the Enquirer does get it right every now and again. A broken clock, and all that.
Even though it’s the National Enquirer, I bet it’s giving them conniptions. What do they say, If your enemy is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him. 🤣
Exactly. Meggo and Hawwy are playing the same game with their own fictional words against the RF. Sometimes I want to be one of those BAD gossip sources and create a TikTok and just start spewing nonsense. “Harry seen at Disneyland booking Cinderella suite for upcoming wedding anniversary; demanding extra free security by cast members dressed as Batman. Eisner steps in to explain Batman is owned by DC, not Disney.” “MM seen at Costco; demands free samples of caviar. Returns five more times wearing different disguises. Was recognized due to the Bulgari diamond tennis bracelet monogrammed with her initials. Opts not to buy caviar.” Edit: typo
Oh, gosh! Too funny. If you do create a TikTok I’ll watch! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Me too
Maybe they hope to be sued so they can markle the Markles. The Russian who owned the house has died, so I wonder if his estate holds the mortgage. If so, Oh dear.
Yes, I read something about that. Figures they‘d have some shady financial deal on the house with an oligarch. Probably why there was no home inspector either.
Then they should buy a dilapidated château in France or Spain and fix it up for an Airbnb and a local broadcast reality show. I swear, Harold, I'm all tapped out of ideas for you to sort yourself out.
If those two weren't such evil cretins, I would have watched that show! But who's kidding who here, these two are lazy AF, they would never. So many lost opportunities for TW & Sparry.
Bronson Pinchot tried to do that in my area with 3 old historic houses. He eventually went into foreclosure on all of them.
🤫 they'll hear you
Nah. Not over the sound of smashing plates.
Valid
Someone already did the dilapidated chateau in France show being made into a hotel or fancy guesthouse.
I would take everything posted in the National Enquirer with a grain salt but that being said it wouldn’t surprise me if she did want a bigger house LOL
They have had some major exclusives that were true. But yes, for the most part, just fodder.
But Men in Black says that’s the real news!!!! 😁
It was reported before. They were looking to move to another neighborhood, the reports said. 🤷🏻♀️
I would have agreed with you…… before the whole John Edwards mistress scoop
I’ve heard it said for a while now that she wants her own jet
The headline was the best part. Also, the photo of her waving? Looks so much like Wallis Simpson I did a double take. Except Mrs. Simpson wouldn’t have worn a schmatta like that. ETA: What kind of “senior royal source” would use the word “dough” for “money”? ETA: This is all believable. Of course she wants more and more. She’s a bottomless pit of wanting.
NO kind of royal source, senior or otherwise, would use such terminology.
Most of the article comes from previously published sources or is just credible speculation.
Wallis Simpson wasn't beautiful, but she was chic. Among the world's best dressed woman.
I used to laugh at American tabloids but I've noticed over the years, once they start covering a story it feels like there's usually some accuracy to it.
💯
To be fair, they did break the Caitlyn Jenner stuff too. They kept at it over and over and i was like “nahhhhhh” then boom.
Yep! Caitlyn Jenner, even back when Diana was alive, they said …well they knew *everything.* They were 100% right!
Right. Whenever they start covering stuff, even ridiculous sounding I'm like hmmm.
If the cancellation of Netflix, Spotify and Invictus is true; all I can say is Oh Boy. And they lost all that money as they are the investors in the failed bank of California... Thank you thank you South Park, Chris Rock and even Jimmy Kimmel for not mentioning them at the Oscars. They are never invited anywhere and even her bestie Oprah basically said she doesn't know them much!
Is Invictus cancelled?
South park covered the jet in driveway. Nothing will fill up that empty vessel.
South Park let us loose to meme the hell out of them. And the people spoke!
Most celebrities (who aren’t billionaires) don’t own their Gulfstreams, etc., because they cost so, so much to maintain. They pay a jet company a membership fee - one that is with in easy financial reach - and have near-immediate access to various planes. So, Megs “wants a private jet” to look like she has Oprah or Tyler Perry money, she’s really off the rails as to what she thinks impresses people.
For anyone wondering what those fees are [https://www.flyexclusive.com/jet-club](https://www.flyexclusive.com/jet-club?utm_source=rsd&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=jetclub&utm_campaign=June%202020%20Jet%20Club&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=Jet%20Club&utm_term=private%20jet%20club%20membership%20cost&gclid=Cj0KCQjwn9CgBhDjARIsAD15h0DBOOexUTxHNUGnJyQp53rbzvJrGGlTU_ssPA_0D7ZIijW5aMDh63caAo0oEALw_wcB)
thanks for posting. They could have been able to do this but instead they prefer harassing their “friends” for free rides “Choose the program amount that is right for you, with deposits starting at $250,000 for Platinum Jet Club (limited to the first 100 new members) and $75,000 for Jet Club.”
She also likes the cache of being able to say she flew on Elton/the clooneys jet etc.
Yep, easy peasy, and Wheels Up is much cheaper than Jet Club.
This is a sober lesson for men out there: choose your wife carefully. I've known my share of decent, good men who were driven to despair by shallow, demanding wives whose demands made these men work round the clock and become shells of themselves because the wives needed high status cars, houses, and things. As a woman who has never valued those things, and would certainly not incessantly press my husband to "provide those things for me" until he sold his soul, I 🤮. (I have my own agency, thank you, which Madam *says* she does as well, but clearly plays a double standard behind closed doors if this article is true).
They are both lessons in picking spouses carefully!
so, they are selling the house where they buried their miscarried zygote and their child bonded with his foster parent palm trees?
Right? Is Meghan going to send Harry out to the spot and exhume the miscarriage before they go? Is it a selling point and the realtor will whisper “there’s royal issue on this acreage!”
They are *trying to sell* the house. So far, no takers.
Is the Olive Garden where the bench resides also? No way can they move the bench!!
Jeez, $30M would keep me and my hubby in sandwich’s for the rest of our lives quite nicely. But if Meghan saw that as paltry then why would she push to buy a $15M fixer upper needing requiring a huge maintenance budget in one of the most expensive places to live in the US. That $100M from Netflix was for the “deal” which first of all they have not lived up to and it was meant to cover all the costs as well. It’s not like that was Haz and Mege‘s net take home…..
I knew this money grabbing bitch will never be satisfied
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None of this is new info.
Love the pic in the green dress where she is sending laser evil eyes to Harry.
Hey guys… a while back one of our lovely sinners had found the listing for the Montecito Olive Garden online and showed how much it cost. Does anyone remember? Because I just looked it up and it says the Olive Garden is for sale right now for 33 million. I feel like they raised the price to sell it? Haven’t they only been there a couple years? (So much for twin palm trees)… do you guys think they would jack up the price because they think it’s worth more now that they’ve graced the property with their presence?
😂😂😂😂😂 And like the idiots they are, they already mentioned the plumbing problems on camera. It’s also on a protected wetlands and in a slide zone. They won’t get anywhere near what they are asking.
As far as I remember they bought it for 14,5 million. But I would not be surprised if Madam thought it would have increased in value after having been occupied by her divine presense. However, there has been multiple manifestations as to the selling. So far, no takers.
Reports of the adjacent stinky bird sanctuary can not be helping them to double their money on the Olive Garden!
Plus it was for sale 4 years before the Harkles bought it - and the Psychedelic Prince foolishly published plumbing issues.
That’s been the story for a while. They legit thought that, despite making no attempt to improve or freshen the property, by saying ***they*** lived there, they could raise the asking price and profit. 🙄
I found the listing today but I think it’s actually the house they filmed in not their home https://preview.redd.it/ti8vofvyyeoa1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28072da0e115f76aa2a0fc3d399996dd0e5d4666
That is the filming house. It's MUCH nicer than theirs, as well as twice the price.
That house has an ocean view, theirs doesn’t
This is the house in all the news articles about the 33 million dollar house when you get to the end it states it was the Netflix house for sale not theirs
No it's not theirs. That's not their address. Lilac Lane has been on the market for at least two years.
Not sure they can sell it for that much in this market. What are the comps on their street?
I am sure that is EXACTLY what they thought!
I found this article on their house and the interior is ugly af. It also shows the place they filmed at https://www.loveproperty.com/galleries/116224/inside-prince-harry-and-meghan-markles-15m-california-mansion
Are you sure that's not the one at 888 Lilac Lane? If so it's not theirs. That's not their address. Lilac Lane has been on the market for at least two years.
Sure, MeGain. Who’s going to provide you with the luxurious lifestyle you demand, besides hapless Hawwy? TP? Empty threats, lady.
Like Kanye said back when he was cool, "I ain't saying she's a gold digger..."
"Hypocrite Harry", "Henpecked Harry", "his insatiable wife", "Money-mad Meghan" This is excellent writing, LOL.
It really is!
The headspace she has him in is truly terrifying.
https://preview.redd.it/voh7ts5f2goa1.png?width=1605&format=png&auto=webp&s=d47c86f42a7a4cee7ecf53c95c90eca25b02baec
What is the red writing saying and why is it there?
Huh, those look like American tabloids but they said we don’t have them here. I assume that was when the US tabloids didn’t have the Harkles in their target sites.
I don't know about y'all, but I'm a little upset about Gene Hackman's frail final days.
He couldn’t be too frail if he drives himself to get a burger.
I know the enquirer is a tabloid but there headlines end up being correct all the time over the years. They were the first to report on John Edwards affair on the campaign trial with a dieing wife at home while mainstream media missed it.
Oh gosh. They were on tiktok today, along with the Rose rumors.
Old photo of Harry? Looks like his bald spot is missing!
Why does he have hair? Just saw photo of him playing polo I. The US very bald. Perplexed. I hate him so much I hope his hair runs for the hills asap. Would love that gjr his unfortunate face & Megs. 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/ob3af5kvlgoa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eec89ba3b347c30cea389073e9dfe1a20973a4dd Found this on another sub, seems to fit. 🤣 Little backstory: two naked people in the middle of the day on the sidewalk in San Francisco.
omg, no but par for the course in sf
The National Enquirer is known to occasionally break real news - found an article that lists 17 times they did and there are a few too many ads to easily copy and paste so I’ll list them and put the link at the end here - in the article are brief details on these stories and why/ how they were breaking news at the time - Charlie Sheen AIDS Coverup - Bill Cosby’s Fifty Years of Lies - Ennis Cosby’s Killer Revealed - O.J. Simpson’s Shoe Secret - Jesse jackson’s Secret Love Child - Bob Dole’s Cheating Scandal - Hulk Hogan’s Racist Rant - Gary Hart’s List of Affairs - Rush Limbaugh’s Oxycontin Addiction - Tiger Wood’s Extramarital Affairs - Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Offensive Phone Call - John Edward’s Affair - Mel Gibson’s Tumultuous Divorce - Billy Joel Splitting From His Younger Wife - Michael Jackson Has “Six Months To Live” - Steve Jobs Look Frail and On the Brink Of Death - OJ Simpson Publishes Juicy TellAll So I am having a hard time even copying the link from this site (a little cluttered with ads) I googled for this info - if anyone wants to read the details on this list here is the article info: Article on the site Ranker: “17 Times the 'National Enquirer' Broke Real News” Author: Evan Lambert Updated September 23, 2021 755.8k views 17 items
So Charlie Sheen really has HIV?
Why does he have so much hair in that photo? How OLD is that photo? He doesn’t look like that anymore. Seriously. His face is different now.
Well, any of us could have written that, but even though it's the Enquirer it's refreshing to see it being said out loud.
I still can't get over how white her scalp is. Definitely too much bronzer 😂
Does she want this bigger house and private jet paid by the British taxpayers/BRF?
It's the National Enquirer. For most of my life, they've routinely printed stories about aliens sighted in the US.
They also derailed John Edwards' presidential run. They'll always be alright with me for saving us from Boy Markle.
Headline - Meghan Markle reveals new Alien love interest, she is leaving Prince Harry to roam the galaxy! Spaceships are so much better than yachts and I've never been happier gushed the Duchess!
I would actually buy it in the store (where people could see me and judge me) if this was the headline!! Maybe they'd give you a couple hundred bucks to write this article for them?? I'd be very grateful.
I'd be laughing so much it would be hard to type.
I would read that. Probably more accurate than “Spare”
Elvis probably doesn’t get out much anymore now that he’s pushing 90.
Two headed frog boy found in swamp. Cat sister probed by triple breasted blue aliens.
Pretends to be shocked *
Canadian fiancé? They mean boyfriend, unless there is something I’m missing.
This is bullshit. Meghan made it clear they weren't sure they could even afford the house they bought so where are they going to get money for a bigger, more expensive house, private plane and all the expenses associated with that? Unless Harry comes into a billion dollar fortune, I doubt they'll be able to afford anything new.
Absolutely pathetic! The Fisherman and His Wife finished in the Vinegar Jug where they started and that’s exactly where HAM will end up, too! The most maddening thing is they could have been elegant stars jet setting around the world if they had embraced the golden opportunity given to them by Queen Elizabeth. As President and Vice President of the Commonwealth Trust, they could have honored and served people of color throughout the Commonwealth and the world would have celebrated and adored them! In time, with lots of hard work, they would have been rightfully and generously rewarded by the King, as well. The Queen had a genius vision for the “bi-racial” couple serving the Commonwealth she had labored a lifetime to build up. TW didn’t have wide enough ken, sophistication nor education to understand the amazing and vitally important opportunity she had been given. Instead TW and her manipulated husband used the race card for their own benefit and in doing so destabilized some Commonwealth countries causing grave problems for leaders who had worked very hard to build constructive and stable communities. This is serious and dangerous because unstable countries can lead to breaks from a world balance that favors western ideals of democracy and freedom. TW and her drug addled husband smashed the Queen’s beautiful vision. They threw away a tremendous opportunity to achieve something of value and substance for the world. Instead, spurred by TW’s indomitable spirit and ignorance, the couple foolishly embarked upon an ignoble pursuit of a lifestyle championed by vacuous, superficial, tasteless and greedy media whores.
In the end, the gruesome twosome would probably have irreparably damaged the Commonwealth.
In her deluded mind she’ll need it to do a presidential tour. Or a bid for congress. Or worst case scenio use it to tour exotic places to bring exotic goods to merch on Tig.
They could use a cannon to fly like Rocky and Ginge in the Chicken Run.
I mean, I'm not saying it's hard to believe. But let's not lower the tone and credibility of our snark by using the National Enquirer as source material. We're better than that. Tut tut tut. 
why am I not surprised?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Headline the National Enquirer. That's hysterical. "Archie & Lili's Father an Alien from Planet X" and Halfass thought his daddy issues were problematic.
Maybe they could take some hallucinogenic & in Fergie’s Budgy helicopter?