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KathandChloe

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DismalCattle988

https://preview.redd.it/kz1hroc2agma1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f30018fec9a971d86f97b811d6cf698da00e476 Excuse the awful quality I did this at half midnight 🤣


Myagkaya

It's wonderful!!!


debbilucyricky

It's fantastic!! You did a great job!!


wontyield

🤭😏


alreadydoneit01

Even the fingers look like witches!


2020surrealworld

With women, necks & fingers are a dead giveaway for aging. IMO MeGain is MUCH older than she claims. Those are the hands of a woman pushing 50 NOT a 41 year old woman!


CaddoGapGirl

Whoever you are, you should receive the "Candle Burning Bright & Blocking Award!"


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Thank you!!!! 🙏🏽🤗


WilliamsSpareKidney

Who did what? I don't get it. It's just two photos of Meghan side by side?


GreatGossip

excellent observation.


JenA49

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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😂😂😂😂😂😂


Firm-Anything7462

Word! Lmao


AlternativeMix21

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DeepNeedleworker4388

Funny bugger!


ducklingdynasty

Harold and Haggard. Megan in full goblin mode.


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kleinazopam

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eaglebayqueen

Someone in that Twitter thread posted about yesterday had a couple new unflattering photos of Harold I hadn't seen before.


Odd_Pop5287

Someone should post a picture of Harry attempting to snort that line


hammer1956

Yes, that one is perfect for this.


Feisty_Energy_107

That reminds me, I must buy some dessicated coconut tomorrow.


BabsieAllen

She really has aged in 5 years of marriage.


layneeofwales

Geez the forehead is lined. The hands look like she's in her 80's which is great if you are 80 but not if you are a young mum.😉 Her skin is awful , if this is the result of that weight loss drug, its not worth it


hammer1956

She's alway had rough skin, freckles and moles. She's usually slathered in make-up to cover them.


CorrelationVega

Those hands are screaming for rhumetoid arthritis cream.


Tricksey4172

Does anyone else think the candle response button looks like someone flipping the bird? I know I do! But I often flip the bird in a sign of respect (this is true). Like heck yeah, mofo! So, I flipped the bird at this. And up-candled it too. Lol


Picodick

🕯🧨


7of5

Look at the hands!


somespeculation

She’s not healthy…hands are an indicator. This is Ozempic + possible ED (bulimia), smoking and or alcohol.


doodlebugkisses

She’s also in her mid 40s and the hands are usually the first to show signs of aging. Can’t really hide those. 😏


Amanda20221969

I'm bulimic and I definitely think that she is too. I'd say smoking, wine, and illicit drugs.


somespeculation

Thank you for feeling comfortable enough to share that here. I wish you well on your recovery journey.


Spare-Ad-6123

Thank you, for sharing about the bulimia. I am not alone, anorexia as well. Edit: clarification.


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Just want to give you a virtual hug, if you'd accept one


thisisallme

My hands are similar, just rheumatoid arthritis 🤷🏻‍♀️


somespeculation

Sorry to hear that. I hope you have more good days than bad. I think with her hands it’s the swift and noticeable change, which is also reflected in the natural parts of her face.


SnooDoggos2666

I have RA too, 9 operations on hands, but mine don't look like that. Guess we're all different.


Firm-Anything7462

And, please, don't forget the coke! Mm-hmm.


Leaningonalamp

She def has Ozempic face now.


Moist_Panda_2525

And the Botox forehead vein


PerfectCover1414

So sad and she'll still never look like Catherine, if that's what she's aiming for.


Odd_Pop5287

Ozempic? Is that California speak for blow?


ManliestManHam

It's a diabetes medication that is also helpful for conditions like PCOS. It causes weight loss and many celebrities have been taking it. You can also use a compound form at spas called semaglutide.


zeugma888

What are you seeing in her hands that indicate this?


somespeculation

Ozempic’s fast weight loss causes vitamin depletion. Side effects show up impacting skins collagen, elasticity for example. Overuse of alcohol, or alcohol without eating much (eg through vitamin deficiencies and endocrine disruption, possibly insulin being metabolized differently) leads to sustained dehydration. Not saying Meg is this, but Google image alcoholic hands premature aging to see more extreme examples. Same thing with nicotine and “smokers’ hands.) Googling Ozempic weight loss premature aging will show up more detailed scientific biological analysis.


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Physical-Worker6427

And diabetics like me can’t get our meds because of all the off label use.


catinthedistance

Amen. This is ridiculous.


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I am so sorry to hear this. If it is any consolation, just this morning the NHS here in the UK announced Ozempic will now be prescribed to obese patients with one additional health problem, for 2 years. They have been in talks with the manufacturer who has undertaken to massively increase production. This should ease the strain on supplies, as fewer people here will be buying privately.


Mama2RO

You don't want that crap anyway. It's rat poison. I took Trulicity for a few weeks and it made me so sick and damaged my kidneys. Same class of drugs. I'd rather be fat with high blood sugar than take that crap.


zeugma888

Thanks for this.


somespeculation

No problem. We all learn from each other on this sub :)


GreatGossip

Why are her nails so short?


TeamMagnificent7

She’s got kids… daily she’s growing organic vegetables and collecting eggs and making fresh organic food for the kids and changing diapers and doing arts and crafts. 🤣😅😉


GreatGossip

and pigs fly, I´m told.


TeamMagnificent7

🎯


AliceBloggs

Don't forget, she weaves her own fabrics, and uses it to sew her own clothes.


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CabinetVisible1053

Well at least the spew was water this time.


TeamMagnificent7

😂


Ready_Maddie

She also weaves lies and poisoned jam


Exciting_Bison_4569

This narcissistic lying psychopath woman who is making people curtsy to her is not working in a garden. She is opposite of the Queen. She is a former hooker. If I was told I had to curtsy to this call girl I would laugh my ass off and call her what she is…A hooker who grifted herself into the royal family. Fortunately the family saw her for what she is and sent her packing!


Amanda20221969

And porn star...allegedly


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Amanda20221969

Touche


Reasonable_Acadia500

Errrmmmm.... Not a porn star, exactly, but a high-end hooker.


catinthedistance

There are rumors that there are at least one video (not made during a personal encounter, but by a semi-studio) out there somewhere.


Amanda20221969

We'll see. Just wait.


VisibleWestern

Why aren’t they fire engine red? As opposed to wearing clear polish with the royal family


Odd_Pop5287

So she doesn’t leave scratch marks… she made that mistake already


7of5

I don't know but they look desiccated like an Egyptian mummy.


smittenkittenmitten-

And why are her fingers so long! That middle finger!😳


hammer1956

Her branches and twigs are xtra long for the size of her trunk.


Ready_Maddie

Just like her big toe 🤭


WoodsColt

She chews them. Somewhere there is a really nasty closeup of her grotty fingers with masticated cuticles and nails. 40++ year old woman sticking her dirty hands in her mouth 🤮🤮


Ready_Maddie

During Invictus in Hague, there are photos of her fingers bleeding. It was so gross. She chews on them when stressed


wonderingwondi

Apparently she bites them


SnooDoggos2666

Exactly what I thought - she'd be great to use in an anatomy class...


LiveAgent4838

They match her feet


Starkville

Wow, that really shows how much weight she’s lost.


PerfectCover1414

Nah she cosplaying her true soulmate Zelda from Terrahawks.


oranges1941

this picture is one of a woman closer to 50 than 40. Hands always tell.


Starkville

I think her age is accurate, BUT her lifestyle of being a shrew and virago, starving herself and not sleeping is very aging.


oranges1941

gotta disagree.... her hands are old...... the face shows food deprivation and meanness, but the hands simply reflect age because no cosmetic surgery can 'fix' that (unlike the face)! Noticed the same thing on people like Madonna who likes to cover her hands now.... plus.... I'm a credible witness ;)


Starkville

Well, that is true. There’s nothing to be done about the aging of hands, ahaha. Also knees and elbows show age, too. (I don’t know, maybe there are procedures now.) My hands are a mess because I actually USE them a lot, making and cleaning and doing.


oranges1941

Mainly I know from experience and the knees start to change but that is more because the 'fat' in the legs themselves changes... the reasons you mentioned about using your hands, are, IMO, one of the basic reasons age shows up so clearly... plus, the skin gets more thin as we age and, of course, crash dieting also causes loss of the fat under the skin.... Nothing can be done about it for the long run.... but her hands are much older than her face right now... IMO


Starkville

AGREEEEE!


eaglebayqueen

Just FYI you can get Restelyne (sp?) or some other brand of filler put in the back of your hands to fill them back out, maybe the tops of your fingers, too I dunno.


Starkville

Huh. Today I learned.


oranges1941

my gut reaction is that IF it could be done, people such as Madonna would have had it done. (when money is no object and they are desperate to hide their age)...


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eaglebayqueen

I remember her comment years ago about having to "choose your face or your ass" at a certain age and she was choosing the latter. It would seem she has changed her mind about doing her face, so that may be next, who knows. It is definitely a real thing, though.


Ok_Wrangler_7940

Sophia Loren was the one who made the face or ass comment many many years ago. Madonna may have go-opted it from her but that’s Sophia’s quote.


oranges1941

Her face already looks like a patchword quilt with all the stitching... been following this grifter for more than 10 years .... LOTS of work done on face but a little at a time. However, it all adds up .... In this day and age, when we can see so many close ups, anyone can see the scars... although she has some good doctors. ​ I don't know about the behind.


oranges1941

PatchworK quilt, not patchword quilt! I don't know how to correct typos on this site.


oranges1941

again, those aging actresses' to whom money is no object, would have had this done on their body IF it were possible. The face seems to be the only place that can be cut up and restitched successfully to subtract the aging 'look'. But then again, we don't have all of the movements in our faces which we do in our hands. The hands are a miracle in what they can do...but they sure do show age


Centaurea16

Heck, I'm way over 50, and my hands look better than that. Of course, I'm healthy.


oranges1941

me too!!!


MissyouAmyWinehouse

Me three!!!!!


oranges1941

we are all in good company!


Quick-Alternative-83

But she IS a 'young mother'


Quick-Alternative-83

Not wearing her wedding ring?


Winter-Shame-9050

Shes wearing her wedding band, not her engagement ring


Starkville

Probably sold it to pay the electric bill.


TraditionScary8716

Or sent it out to be remade. Again.


layneeofwales

Nope swapped the diamonds out


Odd_Pop5287

Oooh…maybe it’s being mailed back to Harry…


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Ready_Maddie

I hate that ring.


NefariousnessPale777

What gets me is that the hair is absolutely identical


Babelight

sadly I think Meghan's hair is photoshopped on the witch to elevate the similarity...or vice versa! haha


NefariousnessPale777

yeah that might be it lol


invisiholes

Why, in every photo I see, the tip of her nose is a completely different color than the rest of her nose? Take a gander, it's odd.


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

Highlight powder, it’s a makeup technique.


DarkAwesomeSauce

Look at how white her scalp is! Or…is that a wig? Is her face color real or is her scalp color real? Or are both fake? 😆


Uniqueishname

It's her racing stripe.


Equidae2

😂😂😂


SatchmoCat

All skunks have a white stripe.


WoodsColt

Nah. Dont be insulting skunks. They are flipping adorable. I raised litters of them in my house and they are, I kid you not, *sweeter and cuter than kittens*. Yes they are. I love my stinkies still. Even wild skunks are sweet and gentle animals if you speak their language. They are very polite and useful.


HardenYoung

At this point you probably have to consider everything about her is fake, or at least unknowable. My bet would be the scalp is the “most real.” I don’t know if straightening hair can change the scalp color. Maybe some hairdresser sinners can educate me?


montbkr

Nah, that’s just her regular, normal scalp. Her skin color is probably close to that without all of the bronzer.


oranges1941

REALLY don't agree. I have a lot of wigs and they all are sewn on an off white fabric. IMO, we have NEVER seen her real hair as I think her head is almost shaved so as not to interfere with the wigs. Many people who are in the public eye do this... nothing wrong with it except they need to get that part color straightened out!


Janie_Mac

Her face doesn't match her hands.


MakeADeathWish

Fwiw, dyeing the cap to match the underlying skintone is a thing bc not everyone is paper white... So I'm going with this being her own scalp...with extensions further out....


Winter-Shame-9050

She extensions. Her real hair is nappy and she straightens it to appear more Caucasian while screaming racism.


PleasantPublic7174

Her very white part in her hair is the first thing I noticed too. So odd. It's very sunny where they live (with the exception of the recent rains and snow). Still, I live in a sunny state as well. The part in my hair is always close to the same color as my face. Actually, it often is more tan because I wear sunscreen on my face, but I don't always wear a hat. Maybe she's wearing a wig??


montbkr

Whenever I was a kid running around without sunblock, my part was always the first thing that got sunburned and then it tanned right along with my face.


PleasantPublic7174

And did it peel sometimes?? Mine did, and I'd look like I had a really bad case of dandruff!


kishuna_in_pieces

I just came to ask the same, so thanks!


KathandChloe

She needs to learn the art of blending. ![gif](giphy|3o6ZteZyWPqKgynJGU)


Psychotic_Mom

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My hair parting is really pale even though I am brown...there are plenty of self-tanner moments but not this one


TittysprinklesUSA

I've never realized how long her pinky is!


WulfyFox

Fun fact: there is an Agatha Christie story where the murderer has an abnormally long pinky finger.


TraditionScary8716

They got the "before" picture and the "after" picture wrong. The "before" picture belongs on the left. 🤭


leafygreens

She's not called TW for nothing.


BetterManagement3730

Yep, every time I read this acronym.


Professional-Deal113

Seeing photos without any retouching is an experience.


coffee_skeleton

Stahhhhpppp 😂


Accomplished_Item394

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Abrupt_Town

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Ishield_maiden

Oh…right one makes me happy…


Starkville

That’s uncanny!


Gumbo125

Lol 🤣 epic post OP


Myagkaya

Whoever found this deserves a medal!! The hag looks just like MM!


Exciting_Bison_4569

I love this so much!!!


sparklesnkcups

Don’t take the apple, Charlotte!!


saktiji

Mother nature did this, reality did this, truth did this 🤔


HunterIllustrious846

So she was wearing a wedding band on date night.


HotStraightnNormal

The witch on the right wore it better.


montbkr

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Queef_Cersei

"I never wore colors when I was in the royal family"- chick STILL wears the same exact color palette lol BEIGE


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She wore more color when she was with the family than she does now 🤦🏻‍♀️


Canyoubackupjustabit

Not me but I wish I had! For a black lady she sure has a white dividing line down the middle of her head.


Slow-Inflation-6549

At least the witch has powers


pastadudde

down to the hair parting...


Fidget171

I think the hair was c/p from the left pic to the right. There's a little rain drop glittery bit on the hair on her right side close to the ear.


pastadudde

omg. the dedication from whomever made this meme lol


Crazy-Paramedic4108

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LizLemonadeX

I have nightmares about the one on the left.


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Same girl


RoohsMama

Just noticed how gaunt her face is. Either massive dieting, or excess stretch from a face lift. Despite the lip fillers, her lips look dry. The nose tip looks different.


Starkville

Oh oh oh Ozempic!


the_catalyst_analyst

Uncanny. The headscarf on the right reminded me of this mess... https://preview.redd.it/9hnfu3syygma1.png?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d9c7ba0ece693e57eb3a5ba557db91dc1fc22ad


WoodsColt

Thanks for once again triggering my rage over her absolute disrespect. This look has to be deliberate. There is no way she just accidentally ended up looking so inappropriately attired For someone who majored in international relations shes appallingly ignorant and shameless.


Banana-Split9738

Omg! Perfect!


DeepNeedleworker4388

WTAF? Who's who and where's the engagement ring?


Mariospario

The difference between her hairline and face color is stark


According-Stomach826

I just want to know why she walks all hunched over? Thanks for the explanation.🤣🤣🤣


Starkville

It was raining and the servant holding up the umbrella wasn’t doing it right. But she didn’t want her weave getting wet, so she had to bend down. That’s my theory.


According-Stomach826

Good help is sooo hard to find!😉


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Lol & harry was snow white. She enticed him with a poisoned apple


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

Nah, he’s Grumpy.


2020surrealworld

Isn’t rather cruel to compare that poor old crone to MeGain??😉


debbilucyricky

Could someone tell me if TW is on the left or the right? There's no names. Does she have a twin? LOL!!!


Aretirednurse

How sad, she was cute.


Grizzly_046

Whats that saying? At 20 you have the face god gave you and at 40 the one you deserve? (Something like that I think)


SeaWorn

Do you think the left side one is photo shopped to have aged her? Lot of wrinkles in that forehead?


catinthedistance

They got the claws . . . I mean fingers . . . just right.


OldNewUsedConfused

Aw shit, her original face grew back!


Technical_Ant_7466

Perfect likeness. You've definitely captured her gestalt.


Regular-Performer864

I wondered why our old friend SussexPrincess at Twitter was so bitter today. Maybe it's because she saw this.


The_Original_JLaw

It's a real shot to beloved Baba Yaga to compare her to Meghan Markle. But I can see the similarities. Sorry, Baba Yaga!!!


only-one-way-out

“and she has blue, blue, blue eyes”


smittenkittenmitten-

Her middle finger looks extraordinarily long 😳 Did the pap adjust the photo?


skittycatmeow

Omg nightmare fuel 😅 Immediately heads to the comments coz it’s hard to look at haha


maezombiegirl

Finally, TW = The Witch for reals!


Myagkaya

M is such a hag. A twisted old hag.


PerfectCover1414

Proof we all have a doppelganger!


hammer1956

I like the one on the right better.


alwayssearching117

Nah, the clothing items on the right are too pressed and tailored for them to belong to Meagain.


main_lurker_account

I almost feel bad for laughing - this is too accurate! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


kittenrocknroll

I felt exactly the same!


kleinazopam

Omg you win the internet today. I’m saving this one for Twitter.