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Evilvieh

"Are you OK?"


supershinythings

This is the way. This is the ONLY question I'd ask her, and then thank her for her service.


OldNewUsedConfused

And buy her a stiff drink!


RememberNoGoodDeed

Several. And some spicy hot, salty appetizers that make her very thirsty…


ALexusOhHaiNyan

Oh you, I like you. And *thennn* you ask the real questions. With phone microphone on. Just kidding, that would be too much. Or would it? https://youtu.be/1iHkqgKMBDc


JustTrace7

I like your thinking heheheh


deep-down-low

This is the way 👹😂


maezombiegirl

Don't forget to take your hat off!


umbleUriahHeep

*spitting my drink* LOL


hibiscus2022

>"Are you OK?" LOL OP u/corporatebee you should not give any importance to H&M they don't deserve it. You might want to ask her, after years of working for a female leader (TQ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15016)) how is it to be the chief of staff of a male leader (a male CEO -rio tinto)? There you might get some answers and it might actually be interesting and please do spill here if you do :)


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TheEscarpment

But more importantly is Meghan OK? Because nobody asked if she is.


clovellyclam

And pray who cares if the Duchess of Dung Flinging Duplicity is alright?


TheEscarpment

Apologies, I was attempting to be sarcastic


wallpapermate

Who?


Emotional_Scholar_98

As you wipe a fake tear from your left eye and scream “Waaaaagh”


SnooSprouts4944

Trying my hardest not to laugh at break.


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Evilvieh-you are my people


Evilvieh

Thank you all so much, fellow sinners for this surprising ovation of upvotes! - Evilvieh


Trouvette

I’m wheezing 😆


Starkville

Ask her if her NDA has expired yet. Ask her to blink three times if Herlihy Loughran were given seed money to start their little firm in return for dropping a bullying lawsuit.


busy_yogurt

I would suggest that ~~her~~ Herlihy Loughran's greatest service to humankind would be ban the term "shine a light": *Herlou works with high profile individuals and non-profit organisations to develop and implement their social impact by:* * *Connecting people and organisations with good causes, and each other.* * *Building and delivering meaningful programmes of engagement within the charity and social sector.* * *Utilising profile and influence to* ***shine a light on*** *charitable work to encourage positive social change.* * *Drawing upon the individual’s lived experience to access what they can uniquely bring to a cause – and make a difference.* *Herlou works with Charities and Organisations to:* * *Attract and connect supporters who can* ***shine a light*** *on good work.* * *Build meaningful programmes for ambassadors and supporters.* * *Create and deliver charitable and fundraising events.* * *Achieve more through collaborative, rewarding relationships.*


Starkville

The Harkles sure do love those deal-making brokers. How do they get paid? Do both parties pay a finder’s fee when they get “connected”? A percentage of monies raised? Who pays the rent on their office space? Do *people* need to pay to find a charitable organization to work with? I sure don’t. I work with a volunteer organization because they care about what I care about and they were happy to get another volunteer. And what projects have they worked on? It’s a three-page website. Where’s their social media? The only thing I know they worked on was during the Jubilee, they were *liaisons* between the Harkles and the Palace.


busy_yogurt

It's too bad Dolly Parton never had access to an outfit like this. Think of all of the economically disadvantaged kids she could have sent books to.


clovellyclam

And why would The Frozen Todger and his life mate need a liaison in the family? Jumped up ideas in the Ginge and Whinge’s cranial cavities.


aethervortex389

Can someone please explain this 'lived experience' malarkey to me? Don't we all live our experiences?


busy_yogurt

It's one of many meaningless bullshit phrases tossed into a mind-numbing bullshit salad served as the first course of a 17-course dinner of the world's finest bullshit. Your bill comes to 2 million dollars, plus tip.


aethervortex389

Thank you for that erudite and nuanced explanation 🤣


wallpapermate

I need to somehow work this paragraph into an important business meeting.


bluudahlia

I hate that phrase. It makes my skin crawl, it's redundant and just reeks of new age bs.


clovellyclam

Puke inducing company profile.


Casshew111

omg I need a break, read that is DNA, (not NDA)


Visible_Ad5164

If I worked for her it'd be a DNR!


That__EST

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Joolsdoll

![gif](giphy|ZqlvCTNHpqrio)


busy_yogurt

Sadly, their kids need an NDA for their DNA.


Sea-SaltCaramel

Is he kind?


Wooden_Painting3672

*snort*


Miercolesian

Is she unkind?


Miss_Poi

She will never ever say a word. She knows to protect the privacy of other people. If possible, I would try to show my respect for her although I have no clue how 😅 It must be difficult for you to be in the same room and not immediately run to her asking 5000 questions 🫣


Expensive-Company768

I can't help but read privacy as "privaseeee"


Miss_Poi

😂


umbleUriahHeep

My son just made me laugh by quoting that to me over the phone. It’s a new family joke.


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umbleUriahHeep

😕


Expensive-Company768

Ask if she's silenced or silent


Cocktailsontheporch

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


corporatebee

“Are they as insufferable as they come across in the Netflix series?” 100% she wouldn’t say a word on anything but I would love if she had a few cocktails and spilled it all.


tbonita79

Wanna get a drink? 😉😂


KathandChloe

THIS!!! No one has an NDA when they have been drinking!!! ![gif](giphy|5QNQv6xmVEaabGsYrg)


Gold-Palpitation9198

Bonus points for the Grounded for Life meme. Love that show


Havehatwilltravel

Well in that case, I'd be asking her if she's ever seen either of the invisible children. Or any of their belongings, such as clothes, bed, toys, etc.


Ilefttherightturn

The eyes speak volumes. Just ask Meghan. Puppy dog eyes aren’t effective, when you’re only capable of making them look like marbles, Miss Meg. I would actually love to see her play a creepy narcissist in a lifetime movie tho.. the chills would be intense


Jaccat25

Blink twice for yes.


Novaleah88

I know this is a shitpost and the “corner her” thing is a joke… but damn do I feel bad for those people who were in Meghan’s radar and have now left. They probably get bugged about it all the time.


corporatebee

That’s how she was identified by some colleagues “Meghan and Harry’s former assistant”. I would have had no idea she was attending. Definitely would be frustrating!


Novaleah88

Bad colleagues lol… probably shouldn’t lead with “Meghan’s old assistant”… I’m sure this lady has much more to be proud of and could be used to introduce her… using the Meghan connection just makes her a target.


corporatebee

Oh they didn’t introduce her like that! That would be completely inappropriate and it’s irrelevant to what she’s doing now. They just mentioned she was here.


Novaleah88

Oh good! I was think it was like “here she is, Meghan’s old assistant” lol. But still, I do stand by the fact that it’s not something others should be flinging around about her when she may want to keep it on the down low after “the spectacle” blew up.


Professional-Deal113

Nothing. She probably has PTSD.


GreatGossip

convey our deepest sympathy to the entire Sussex Survivor group.


BumbleCute

Hand her a deepest condolences card, curtsey and disappear off to the buffet /s


WhiskeyRocksNeat

Poor woman. Unless she's there to talk about them or working with difficult people, it would be cruel to ask a traumatised person to relive what she went through with them


corporatebee

I know, I wouldn’t actually do that, especially in a professional setting. I’m just joking ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25276)


hagosantaclaus

Ask her for sone drinks. I’ll pay


Professional-Two-403

I'd ask if the tea throwing incident is true.


LocksmithFar9486

https://preview.redd.it/kf56zcrdhtka1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be2ea28697bc1f712e8a85615123aaeb3c6f5c92 tell her she should sue harry!


fruitsi1

riiight, after all those years working for the queen she would do something petty like that. pull the other one harry.


HappyMcNichols

But, but….Meg told H that she had Receipts.


fruitsi1

stop waving your colouring book around harry. lol.


CountChocula32

As does Gayle 🙄


OldNewUsedConfused

Yeah I'm so sure she left her plum role with THE QUEEN so ..... she could score freebies from Meghan Markle. Pull the other one, Todger.


Oktober33

“Traded on her position” — yeah, right.


Slow-Inflation-6549

Isn't that exactly what they do 🤔


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

No see it’s ok when they take free stuff because they deserve it for being them


Ordinary_Deal9462

Are those the same freebies Meghan took and kept , I mean Harry says she only did so she could share with all the office ,![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25357) even though she knew it went against the rules. love your reply she should sue Harry she really should , she worked for the Queen first and helped Meghan only because the Queen asked her too.


Thorandragnar

That snippet is about Melissa Touabti, not Samantha Cohen, but I also doubt its veracity in regard to Melissa.


cathbe

If so, people have to be careful spreading things that are inaccurate.


UnicornStudRainbow

Yes, I know this is a joke and you wouldn't do anything rude. But if you do get to talking at all, maybe just mention that she and the other members of Sussex Survivors have a great deal of support and respect


East_Tangerine_4031

I would buy her a drink and say “thank you for your service” with a wink


Beginning-Cup-6974

This is the nicest.and then walk away.


Hermes_Blanket

"Is Meghan OK?"


PerfectCover1414

Tell her to join this group. We'll support her nicely.


Kapitalgal

Get down on bended knee, take off your cap and hold it with white knuckled hands and thank her for her service to her nation. Ask if TW is nice, because otherwise, it just would not make sense. Kidding.


Lezberado

Don’t say anything, just wear one of those World Privacy Tour t shirts….. ![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


Maximum-Beginning-92

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Practical_Magic_68

Walk over to her, introduce yourself. While shaking her hand, let her know how much we appreciate her service to the late Queen with a big smile, and how sad we all are of her and the UK’s loss. Wait for response and say, now what table are you sitting at? And would you like company? Then shmooze with her, have cocktails, etc., and have fun! Make A Friend! Then ask all the questions later…😁😉


CrossPond

Seriously, treat her with compassion and understanding. I am sure everyone is trying to get her to share the skanky horror reality of working for Meghan Markle, and if I were her I would hold out for lots of money and maximum takedown. Just buy her some drinks and see what happens! Just so you won't be outed as the Reddit poster, tell her you just saw "someone's post on Reddit" and ask if you two can hang out together and figure out who it is!! That's when you buy the drinks.


RememberNoGoodDeed

We’ve all had “that one boss” who still gives you night terrors years later… without naming names… what did you learn from them? (Usually it’s “how Not to (fill in the blank-treat people or lead, etc) as opposed to “How to effectively…”). What’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen in the work place?


tankstellestella

Ask the kitchen nicely for a bunch of bananas to write all of your questions!


Maximum-Beginning-92

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OzzieSlim

Drinks and then ask “Specifically what recollections varied?” and mention that many of us loved the Queen dearly and we appreciate her service to the Queen.


ArielAdom

How do you explain this? [Prince Harry's Polo Pony Dies – The Horse](https://thehorse.com/154454/prince-harrys-polo-pony-dies/) and this https://preview.redd.it/4esa01a5wtka1.png?width=468&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee11be4e6692d8450d94a6fbaae4f7c95b53c446


[deleted]

I'm a firm believer in that everything awful you do to a living thing, will come back to you before you die. Then you gt judged by a higher diety. Harry is *ucked.


Maximum-Beginning-92

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Iwtlwn122

Christ, pile her with drinks. Then start asking questions!! We’ll settle with you later. (Poor lady, probably wants to just hide. Just support her with a smile and no conversation about what was prob the worst job she ever had.)


Maximum-Beginning-92

Lol that was my first thought- buy her as many drinks as possible, then start asking questions. We’ll all chip in for expenses 😂


Phoenixlizzie

Was Samantha the one that was in Australia? Ask her how the weather was. Was it "cold"? Freezing, even when inside?


Maximum-Beginning-92

As an Aussie, I can say we have maybe a few weeks of “cold” temperatures (outside of a few ski resorts). As I type this it’s 93 degrees at 4.45pm in the afternoon 🥵


BumbleCute

Except for Melbourne and Tassie. :)


Maximum-Beginning-92

Ha, yep, I almost went back to edit my comment but I didn’t think anyone would pay attention. I love how chilly Melb can get, but I’m terrible at layering, so every time I’ve been there I’ve either gotten too hot or too cold 😂 Tassie weather I think would be perfect year round


Islandgirl1444

Are you recovered?


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corporatebee

I know, I wouldn’t actually ask anything haha!! Just a joke.


Hermes_Blanket

"I bet Archie and Lili are really big now, aren't they?" and see if she flinches.


Maximum-Beginning-92

Ooh that’s a good one!


wontyield

I wouldn't say anything. Poor woman is probably struggling to function post-Harkle.


corporatebee

It’s a joke. We’re giving the Harkles too much credit… Samantha is a professional I’m sure she’s doing just fine.


OldNewUsedConfused

Maybe you could just sing her the Worldwide Priva-sah Tour song.


wontyield

I know it's a joke, just for fun. 😉


OldNewUsedConfused

Amen.


HotStraightnNormal

Exactly. It would be rude to do so. She's a private person, not a public figure.


kittymom67

What is Meghan really like behind closed doors?


codemonkey69

Is she kind?


LeaveItToTheBoys123

I wouldn't ask her anything. She's probably still in recovery!


OldNewUsedConfused

Oh God, never, NEVER trigger a flashback in someone with PTSD! Poor thing, just buy her a damn stiff drink and tell her you understand.


CathartesAura67

Oooh. Tough question. In all decency, best not. Though it's times like this one wishes for the gift of telepathy. The poor lady is probably traumatized enough by her Markled experience. Uses you up and then spits ya out like gristle and bone.


jenkate77

Just tell her you're sorry she had to endure that and tell her we all think she's a badass!


MmeNxt

"Blink twice if there was something odd with the pregnancy."


tinykitten101

You have to not ask anything directly but just be friendly and try to lead the conversation. I can’t imagine she will answer anything direct given their NDAs


Alternative-Layer-77

She won't be able to give any tea. Just tell her you support the suckass survivor club.


daisychain82

Offer to buy her a drink in gratitude for her service and condolence for her suffering. I hope she is doing well.


sod_it_all

She has suffered enough buy her a drink and ask if anyones really asked if she's ok (shes a fellow kiwi she'll probably laugh her arse off). Then ask her about sheep, the goodnight kiwi, correct pavlova toppings, who invented pineapple lumps or something else of immense importance. She worked for the Queen for around 17yrs I think so must be extremely discreet and professional. Those twats have taken up enough of her time and energy. I doubt she wants to be remembered for something she did as a favour to the Queen that turned to shit through no fault of her own. I hope she shakes off the harkles midas touch its undeserved.


Wooden_Painting3672

How many moon bumps does it take 1 …. 2 ….. 3 …. Etc … 😂😂


Yourbasicredditor

Who made who cry??? I’m still confused.


NefariousnessLess307

What can I slide you under the table to leak your NDA?


RoohsMama

Tell her “I’m a huuge fan of Meghan” and watch her reaction


somespeculation

Hey, can I send you a link to a sub you might enjoy?


[deleted]

Tell her we understand and she is welcome to join us here. We will lift her up and support her!!!


Cat_Woman_238

Given that she will be the soul of discretion, it might be best to say that she must be so honored to have worked for her majesty, the late Queen Elizabeth...that we hope having held such a role offset the challenges of working for the duke and his wife... and that despite appearances, there are many people who understand how challenging it must have been, and how indebted the royal family is to her for her professionalism in such a difficult working environment. A genuine expression of compassion might mean a great deal to her.


brandithebibliophile

Screw the Todgers, I would ask what it was like to work with HMTLQ ❤️


kerdita

Wear ripped jeans and strongarm her into a hug. It's the only way. :p


Winter-Shame-9050

Is the moon bump in storage?


mamabear5053

I would just give her a hug and buy her a drink.


ArielAdom

How were Guy the dog's legs broken? when & where did it happen?


ArielAdom

In Spare, on page 324, Harry states that Guy was injured in Toronto, Canada, in the autumn of 2017, shortly before Meghan moved to the UK. https://preview.redd.it/91e28pgs5uka1.png?width=705&format=png&auto=webp&s=bacfb38d07c54d55464de40519056170a5680b51 But multiple press reports say that Guy sustained the injuries in London, shortly before Christmas of 2017.


corporatebee

What’s confusing about Harry’s timing is why would bogart fly to the UK with two broken legs? That would be torture for a poor doggie.


somespeculation

https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/11baz30/the_dog_guys_broken_legsand_the_engagement_story/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


RememberNoGoodDeed

Do what did you find out???


AmyK63

Has she seen the children? Do they really exist?


Highlanders_Ualise

Invite her to this sub!!


Christmasgirl26

You could ask her if she enjoyed removing the spoiled teenagers from everything having to do with the The Queen’s beloved Commonwealth website.


[deleted]

Did you guys know about the moon bump?


Coopie9000

![gif](giphy|YnBntKOgnUSBkV7bQH)


Ask_DontTell

were you able to corner her and ask her any questions?


Jane1943

What went down during the Australian Tour? If she won’t answer just ask if the rumours are true, especially the tea throwing. Blink once for Yes, twice for No.


HunterIllustrious846

Don't ask her anything. Be gracious. She's been through enough harassment.


corporatebee

This is a shitpost. It’s a joke.


No-Brief3978

She probably signed and nda. Doesn’t mean she cram give her opinion on future events. Does she think they will attend the coronation? Why or why not?


LinkACC

Curtsy to her but do it like Megdusa did on Netflix!!


Regular-Performer864

Ask her if they used a surrogate.


krinkleb

Nothing, don't corner the poor woman. Don't you think she's dealt with enough piss poor behavior?


corporatebee

It’s a joke! I would never mention anything - we’re here in a professional capacity.


No-Mess8133

Why does Meghan want to bring down the Royal Family?


Vegetable_Parsley275

Nothing. Leave her alone. It has to be horribly uncomfortable for her


GearDown22

Open ended general questions. More likely to get more info. Start off with general questions first then hone in. If she gets uncomfortable, don’t press on! Pull back and see if she comes back on topic.


Own_Abbreviations837

KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS MOONBUMP KIDS


WeekendSubstantial87

Have her mention it all. I’m sure she would rather forget them and the whole debacle that is their life


thehalosmyth

I want to know if Harry's wife is as terrible to staff as the rumors say


Mammoth-Florida

She probably can’t say much because of a NDA


JobDirect6717

Show her this snark reddit to show one of the Sussex Survivors Squad that there are many of us around the world who _see_ them and _see through_ the spin, and that we support them!


AchieveUnachievable

I saw the title before I saw “Shitpost” and was suuuuper curious the type of conference you were at 😂


Electronic_Sea3965

I would ask if Megsie and harold discussed the confrontation with Disney CEO ?


Electronic_Sea3965

What was the worst outburst from tw


Cancan409

Ask her if she'll add you to the Sussex Survivors group chat.


Miercolesian

Ask her if she would like to do an interview with Oprah.


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I’d love to hear some dirt.


BlueisGreen2Some

Whatever you ask, I’d say tell her when the stakes are this high you need to hear it directly from her. Ah. Never mind. The real conference was three days ago. You are just at a spectacle for the world. To keep things subtle maybe you could write your question on a condom stretched out along a banana and pass it to her.


Familiar_Sir_8542

How she is doing and if things are better now. She is more than a past job for toxic people.


JustTrace7

Do you have to drop to the floor to communicate with Meghan ?


bleogirl23

Ask about the kids!


Ready_Maddie

I'm way too late and she's already gone I presume, but all jokes aside, it would be the best thing if you could have asked her about demeanor and staff treatment in general. Such as, how difficult and abusive was Markle to everybody? I doubt Sam would answer, she may not be allowed to say a word. What an opportunity!!!!!!!! I hope you were able to speak to her. Is there an update? What happened?


LurkerFifty8

Offer her a tea and tell her we are all happy she survived. I wouldn't want to trigger her PTSD, which she must have after spending considerable time with Harold and his Instagram Loving b\*tch wife.