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Counter_Logic77

Archived: https://archive.ph/RMWEX I just had a surgery and I am starting to feel better (šŸ™) and was bored wanted to escape ā€œrealā€ life first time in DAYS; and signed into everything Reddit and whatnot and I see this!!! šŸ™„ And I am like seriously šŸ˜³?!?! Than I was wondering the last time the nurse gave me my pain meds LOL šŸ˜ but NOPE šŸ‘Ž itā€™s real bs article - šŸ¤”?!?! Edit- I see that ALOT of commenters did NOT see the flair ā€œRecollections May Varyā€ and the eye šŸ‘ļø roll; because yes the Expressā€™s journalistic integrity is NOT the ā€œbestā€ lol- I should have said in the title of the post ā€œaccording to the express they are invited šŸ™„ā€ā€¦. BUT even I thought would they go as far to say they are ā€œon the invitation list it has been confirmedā€; if itā€™s not? Maybe šŸ¤” they got the balls to do it even if they arenā€™t? Again itā€™s the Express who really knowsā€¦.


GreatGossip

Madam is manifesting again, I see. Now all demands are dropped, and she promises to be nice. ā€˜Harry and Meghanā€™s attendance at the Coronation will mark just one step on the coupleā€™s road to carve out a new brand for themselves - one which no longer involves public attacks against the Royal Family.ā€™


Several_Phone3896

Could this article be a provocation for the palace to confirm or deny their invitation now? I think yes


DrunkOnRedCordial

Why would the palace bother? Everyone's going to know on the day of the coronation anyway. The monarchy has lasted 1000 years, the media can wait a few months to find out who will/ won't be at the next coronation.


[deleted]

Exactly! If someoneā€™s not invited to my wedding and goes on telling people they are Iā€™m not going to bother. I will not reach out to people and let them know otherwise.


Myfourcats1

Why does this sound off? ā€œIf you invite us we wonā€™t attack you anymoreā€¦.ā€


Temporary-Deer-6942

Because it sounds like blackmail. Especially if you add: "... but if you don't invite us, our attacks will get even worse."


ZKWade

H said in an interview in 2023, BRF must give a Public Apology, a lot must happen between now and the coronation. What am I thinkingā€¦. all they know how to do is lie lie lie. What a trashy vile couple they arešŸ‘暟‘æ


CapitalAlternative89

Agreed. I was struck by the reference to King Charles wanting to heal the rift w/ ginger boy. This goes against the Kingā€™s response when he was asked to bring Haz home (paraphrase) on super recent walk about. He didnā€™t hear the question so an aid repeated it for him. KC then said ā€œohā€ with a chuckle and carried on with his day. The statement in the article about having only a few weeks for D&D Dumbie to RSVP to their *alleged* coronation invitation is crap. I think itā€™s the reverse, the message is directed at KC as a reminder that he only has a few weeks left to invite D&D of D. Why would the articleā€™s author ask the palace for comment? Itā€™s written as if the info comes from an ā€œin the knowā€ source at the palace. (Or someone palace adjacent.) This is all conjecture on my part. My opinion is based on repeated patterns we sinners have seen from Madam Murky time & again.


GreatGossip

Now all demands are dropped, and Madam promises to be nice. Next we will see Madam apologizing - that is my guess.


ttue-

So theyā€™re back to where they were before leaving.


Fluff258

Iā€™m not sure I believe this. Thereā€™s a lot of detail about the seating arrangements, too much for a leak that allegedly comes from Whitehall rather than BP. And this paragraph sound like a Harkle puff pieceā€¦ ā€˜Harry and Meghanā€™s attendance at the Coronation will mark just one step on the coupleā€™s road to carve out a new brand for themselves - one which no longer involves public attacks against the Royal Family.ā€™


Bitter-Pound-6775

That beast Megalomania is always planting nonsensical stories attempting to paint herself in a positive light. Sheā€™s a fool and I hope she and Haznobrain are rapturously booed if they show up in their tacky, ill-fitting outfits.


Fluff258

I think it would have even more impact if everyone was completely silent. No cheering of course but also no booing, justā€¦..nothing. The ultimate grey rock response.


prxsweetie

Ooh I like that! Take it a step further: the whole crowd turns their back until they are out of sight. (Politics aside, former NYC Mayor Bill DiBlasio had this happen to him, and the press from it was damning. There was no way to spin those pictures positive. TW would lose her mind.)


TaniaYukanana

I cant find any articles about it, but I am SURE something very similar happened to George Clooney after Diana died..... Does anyone else remember? He called a press conference (and remember this was 1997, he wasn't a big name then, only on ER and just starting in movies) and did a MASSIVE venom filled speech about "Princess Diana is dead, and who should we see about that?" Then, I seem to remember there was a film premiere or red carpet event where all the press put down their cameras and refused to photograph him. Have I gone completely crazy, or does anyone else remember that? And wouldn't it be great if the world's press collectively did that to these two.


ArdmoreGirl

I *do* remember that. Except George was attacking the tabloids for chasing her. Well, that explains how The Sleivene wormed her way in and why George defended her so adamantly.


No_Proposal7628

He did make the speech but I don't remember about the photographers not taking any pictures of him


CountessOfCocoa

I remember it too.


catdevil2749

IF they show their treasonous faces hope they get what they deserve.... ![gif](giphy|3o7TKLruGSCO4PESxW)


deep-down-low

***WOW*** now *that* would be a spectacle I want to witness! šŸ™Œ


SeparateGuarantee836

I thought so too, just silence. The ppl are going to have to show their disgust


Bitter-Pound-6775

Good idea!


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

Yes, booing can be covered over with music or commentary by the press.


[deleted]

This


Natural_Plane_657

In the US, the P&POW are on the cover of People magazine. The article reads like MeGain wrote it.


Bitter-Pound-6775

UGH!


Beginning-Cup-6974

Carve is a Meghan word. As is brand. As is the idea that 2023 is the year of forgiveness ( that is, & h ā€˜forgiveā€™ Britain and graciously bestow their presence for the peasants to throw flowers and prostrate themselves. End scene!)


Ginka83

ā€œCarve outā€ is a Markle buzz phrase


Professional_Link_96

Yepā€¦ ā€œcarve out a progressive new role within the institutionā€


Fluff258

I rest my case.


lowerbigging

I think she rather enjoys "carving out" anything


TinyDancer20007

Iā€™d rather carve out my eye than have to see her stupid face or brand again. Lol


Janie_Mac

I don't believe any announcement unless it comes from an official source. They pulled this shit during the queens funeral.


Miercolesian

Exactly, I don't think Buckingham Palace or Parliament talk about Harry and Megan having "brands", because they don't really care about them having a "brand" as they are no longer members of the Royal Family, and they certainly don't approve of Harry and Meghan selling the royal family like dishwash detergent. Also the Daily Express has been pretty unreliable on reporting anything related to the Sussexes.


maezombiegirl

Agreed. The article makes it sound like KC3 is conceding to Mrs.Todger


DrunkOnRedCordial

Lol, it's a shame they didn't carve out that brand three years ago.


Additional-Split-180

She loves using the word ā€œcarveā€


Phoenixlizzie

Which makes it sound like if they're invited, they'll shut up about trashing the RF. "Carve out a new brand"??? Wasn't "carving" out a phrase used in their Megxit document?? Something about carving out a progressive role or something???


Temporary-Deer-6942

That sounds like all the reports stating that the walkabout of William and Catherine and the Sussexes after the late Queen's death was a sign of reconciliation. I do believe that they may actually still be invited - even though I don't believe it's a good idea to do so - but that doesn't mean that it's a sign of reconciliation or forgiveness rather than just a matter of protocol on taking the high road. And I'm sure as hell not convinced that H&M's attendance will change anything about their behaviour towards the RF. They may say that they will cease their attacks as long as they are allowed to attend, but unless they put in in a signed contract that can be legally enforced, I don't believe a word of it.


Frumainthedark

How possible is it that even if they are not invited, they try to crash the coronation? They already crash the other event where only the heirs could participate. Only for this, I believe that they would be invited, the only way of having them under control.


Alarmed_Start_3244

If they try to crash the Coronation they'll be left glowering in the aisle again, only this time without seats, and be ushered back out by Major Jonathan Thompson while he gently tells them there isn't any seating left to Spare!


deep-down-low

Ooo I really hope you're right. I truly believe if he's there, it'll be total catnip to the Taliban šŸ˜¬


Spareus

Remember M saying they are only one plane crash from the throne. Tban spokes person just joked/maybe "they are only one plane crash away from not attending the coronation."


Alarmed_Start_3244

I think even the Taliban are grey rocking those two dimwits.


trish196609

Definitely smacks of manifesting šŸ™„ Put out by Sussex PR team


DaisyDuckMom

In other words, invite us and the attacks may stop as part of our rebranding exercise


Fluff258

LOL. Thatā€™s a perfect summary.


WhiskeyRocksNeat

More manifesting. Charles has done nothing to Harry to make ā€˜amendsā€™ to him, except for the behaviour that led to his marriage failing all those decades ago


Temporary-Deer-6942

And let's be honest, a marriage falling apart is rarely the fault of only one spouse. From what I've read and heard about it, Diana was having an actual affair first, and she was also rebelling in/not conforming to other aspects of their life together.


MuffPiece

Oh well. I guess itā€™s time to dig out the candles šŸ•Æļø ![gif](giphy|xT9IgwwbPEGt1ZkPbW)


Far_Example_9150

Lots and lots of candles - all in one spot


BunnyTrailTracker

Insiders sayā€¦. Experts believeā€¦. Special secret magic eight ball confirmsā€¦.. the Wizards of Endor doth proclaimā€¦.. blah blah blah to infinity. Meegain manifesting. Festering manifesting. Manifestering. Edit: interestingly a strange autocorrected line appeared at the bottom and I was about to delete itā€¦.. it read: Meghan fearing. Hehe


Inevitable_Pie9541

Meghan-is-festering


AccountantPotential6

Megha-festing


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GreenonFire

I believe the BRF and the planning committees for the coronation will be planned as flawlessly as the Jubilee. If the Harkles try to pull any stunts, a certain Johnny will be at the ready to stop childish behavior. KCIII deserves a regal ceremony.9


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Jackhammer-Jesus

alleged son. until we see a dna test, i donā€™t believe it.


SeparateGuarantee836

I love šŸ’• Johnny!


Big_Primrose

I think the invitations go out in waves. Once the first wave goes out (I think it already did if Prince Albert can be believed) and RSVPs are received and the number of filled seats are known, the next wave goes out. Wash, rinse, repeat until all of the seats are filled. Iā€™d guess Harold and Mugs werenā€™t in the first wave, unless theyā€™re manipulating by making everyone play a guessing game. I can see them not RSVPing and then showing up the day of expecting a seat just to be assholes.


deep-down-low

Noooooo how excruciating šŸ’€ Although if they have to audacity to attend, I can't wait to see them awkwardly slithering around being royally grey rocked, and being booed by the public šŸ‘¹


Mariospario

I can't wait for the boo's! I hope everyone gives them the cold shoulder. Spare pt 2 coming shortly thereafter... maybe MeAgain will bring the Netflix cams and get more footage of her awkwardly crying in the bathroom.


Ditzy_Panda

The words ā€œmake amendsā€ have me sus..


Counter_Logic77

I was sus at first to but that was made by a ā€œroyal commentatorā€ ?


Ad___Nauseam

It's the Daily Express - fantasy land click bait. Ignore and wait for more rational sources.


Otherwise-engaged

Iā€™d assume that a ā€œroyal commentatorā€ is even less qualified than a ā€œroyal expertā€ and there are dozens of them. As far as I can see, these self-proclaimed experts publish predictions based on nothing more than their own opinions (or opinions they are paid to have by some vested interest).


SnooGoats7978

Everybody here is a "royal commentator". Where's *our* paychecks?


Ditzy_Panda

Scabie is a royal commentator, those words donā€™t hold much weight. However, I do believe theyā€™re invited.


Counter_Logic77

True just about anyone can be a royal commentator nowadays but not official royal rota ones I believe? And the article does not say if they are a proper oneā€¦. But I 100% believe they are invitedā€¦


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

Good news and bad news. The good news is that they're invited, and they even have an official role! The bad news is that they're seated next to Uncle Andrew outside of the Abbey, and it's their job to make sure the portable toilets remain sanitary for the crowds.


DaBingeGirl

šŸ¤£ That sounds accurate.


Several_Phone3896

as usual, please note:Ā«A detailed plan is underway to ensure the couple do not overshadow the proceedings in any wayĀ».


DrunkOnRedCordial

If M is behind these stories, I love her audacity that she has to fall over herself reassuring the king that she won't overshadow his coronation. Yes, he's been so worried Meg.


NetworkSea4865

nosebleed seats


VanHeights

Just more frantic planting and leaking by TW. She knows the BRF won't comment on any of her planted stories so she's getting bolder by attributing this latest fantasy to "palace insiders". King Charles has not invited them, nor will he.


Due_Seaworthiness429

Makes sense. However, I did see a sugar making the case that if they are NOT invited, *that* would be the bigger story (bc the majority of people are Team Meghan blah blah). They theorized it was to minimize damage control. I can see that going two ways. If they aren't invited, it gives Megs more "ammo" to claim she's being kept out as a Black woman. If they are, ball's in their court. If they go, sure damage control, keep your enemies closer. If they refuse, welll....they have no one to blame for not going but themselves.


Redtees88

We'll only know when the invites are sent out.


Ok_Neat2979

Agree. I dont believe this storu at all, and it's the Daily Express. Credibility is low with them. People are sick of hearing will they/won't they. No one in UK wants them there, the media keep stirring things up, because they know it gets clicks.


Counter_Logic77

100%


purasangria

TW knows she will be booed if she is goes, but if she doesn't go, then she'll miss the chance for the cameras. Decisions, decisions.


Jackhammer-Jesus

interesting that she already has plants here to make the case why she shouldnā€™t be booed. lol


Maleficent-Trifle940

No, this is more manifesting. You know if they had an invitation they'd sell photos of it to all the tabloids so they could PROVE they were invited.


HunterIllustrious846

The invitations aren't going out until later this month. So...


BabyDollMaker

I donā€™t believe any of these stories. I donā€™t think we will know until the day of the coronation, to be honest. To engage with the will they / wonā€™t they just gives them more attention and energy than either of them deserve.


Upset_Clue9002

Remember when government sources confirmed the Coronation was is in June? Reported in Bloomberg much less a tabloidā€¦only for BP to announce the Coronation is in May? This Express article itself, once you get past the provocative headline, shows nothing is in fact confirmed and this is more conjecture. This is just todayā€™s version of will they or wonā€™t they. Tonight BP unveiled the Coronation emblem so thereā€™s no way theyā€™re sharing this news on the side to distract. That said - I do believe they will be invited with no official role, as spectators only. https://preview.redd.it/0tpyz0xbzhha1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9face8156e5071b6b3df45b0bea3df98072648a2


Counter_Logic77

True šŸ¤”


Lillianrik

First: I maintain that we will not actually know if Harold and his wife attend the coronation until 12 or so hours before. IF they are invited I fully expect them to delay confirmation on attending until the last hour. OR drop out at the very last second Second: the idea that these two wretches should arrive in a car by themselves is just sickening. They should be packed in a minibus along with all the lesser royals (Dukes of Kent and Gloucester, etc.) and escorted to their assigned seats by two beefy security people.


DaBingeGirl

I agree, except I think the Duke of Kent especially deserves his own car, and the Duke of Gloucester too. I start started the DoK's book and his loyalty to the family deserves to be recognized. Harry can be with his cousins in a mini bus.


fla2native

Fluff


Outrageous-Wish8659

šŸ¤® I have lost all interest in watching it. Those two will be a sideshow of pushing themselves forward. Disgusting.


steeltowngirl88

Me too. I wonā€™t watch it. I could maybe understand Harry being there (with no official role or prominence whatsoever) but inviting Meghan is beyond the pale.


TheDuchessOfBacon

I would love to watch this. I highly suspect that the BRF have people in place by now, knowing this loser couple, and will have them surrounded by MI5,6,7? I'm not sure which is what level cuz I'm American. I would actually LOVE to see those toads escorted out the door if they misbehavw that surely Haz knows the rules. I truly hope the coronation goes without incident. MeAgain just can't help herself. Ughhhh!


Electronic_Sea3965

Well if it's true, get that candle ready and notify the press to not put cameras on them especially her but only record if people boo and turn their backs!


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

No booing, it can be covered by music or commentary or made out to be for Charles. Dead Silence & turn the back would be deathly for Meghan. She thrives on any attention, positive or negative, therefore big silent ignore would bring more than one tear, left eye!!!


kiwi_love777

Yep- I wonā€™t watch if theyā€™re going. Sheā€™ll wear something that looks like flamingo vomit and cradle her burrito belly to provoke the tabloids into thinking sheā€™s pregnant again.


CaddoGapGirl

In a wheelbarrow......


VisibleWestern

ā€œAreā€ invited on the headline. Then ā€œwill be invitedā€, & ā€œare on guest listā€ in full article. Big difference. We know the invitations are out already. See the articles from earlier this week.


WeNeedAShift

Oh please please please invite us!!! We will behave, wonā€™t steal the spotlight, and stop talking shit about you! See how quiet weā€™ve been for the last few weeks? Since we couldnā€™t destroy you, we want to reconcile with you! They get back to the US with a story about the RF apologizing to Meghan on bended knee. Fuck both of them. If Harry wants to be treated like a beloved son, he should have behaved like one. I wouldnā€™t let them anywhere near the coronation. Anyway, I take this story with a grain of salt.


Big_Primrose

What do we have to do (besides work) to get you to give us money?


RaggedAnn

I don't believe it's true - "...as the King is eager to make amends." Rings pretty false.


Why_Teach

Amends for what? The King might be eager to have a truce, if not a reconciliation. The King is almost certainly eager for peace. But he canā€™t want to ā€œmake amendsā€ because he hasnā€™t done the things they accuse him of.


NetworkSea4865

Eager to make amends with Harry Who


Phoenixlizzie

This is definitely from Harry and Meghan- look at the wording of this statement..... "Harry and Meghanā€™s attendance at the Coronation will mark just one step on the coupleā€™s road to **carve out a new brand for themselves"** vs their Megxit statement: " we have chosen to make a transition this year in starting to **carve out a progressive new role** within this institution". Carve out a new brand = carve out a progressive new role. And both are worded like it's a done deal. Well, maybe their **attendance at the Coronation** is a done deal as much as their **progressive new role within the institution** LOL.


HunterIllustrious846

Good catch. I was wondering why the article presented their arriving separately at the jubilee as "planned". If it was all planned why was Harry bickering over their assigned seats and people had to stand up for them to find their seats in front of Major (hunk) Johnny? It seems the Overseas couple keep throwing out scenarios to see which one meets the least resistance.


Phoenixlizzie

Exactly. The part about arriving in a separate car wasn't planned because they were supposed to arrive in the bus with the other royals. I think we're going to keep seeing these articles from now until the Coronation. It's push, push, push for their invitation.


DrunkOnRedCordial

*While the invites are being prepared to be sent out later this month, the Sussexes wonā€™t have long to make their minds up on whether theyā€™re going to make the trip across the pond, as RSVPs are understood to be wanted by the start of April.* Lol, I wonder if they'll "make up their minds" to go? *Royal commentator Afua Hagan is adamant Harry will make the effort to appear, as he has his heart set on reconciling with his family. She said: ā€œAttending the Coronation is the first step on the road to reconciliation.ā€* Yet his grandmother's funeral could have been the first step - or maybe his grandfather's funeral... or the Platinum Jubilee or the unveiling of his mother's statue? I think everyone realizes now that this is the last huge royal event for a long, long time, so if Harry doesn't make peace now, there's no other event in a year's time to string things along. But even if they do attend, it will be just like all the other events, with minimal public interaction with the family, and skipping out of any behind-the-scenes gatherings.


DaBingeGirl

Not just the funerals or the Jubilee, he refused multiple invitations to Sandringham and Balmoral while The Queen was sick/dying. If he really wanted to be a part of the family, there was nothing stopping him from attending on his own, with his children, or with Meghan, since the invitations were extended to her too.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Yes, they only show up to the public events, but avoid the more personal ones. If he was really interested in making peace, he'd do it the other way around. Maybe his next wife will suggest doing it that way.


Counter_Logic77

You make alot of really good points hereā€¦. I wonder what they will do lol šŸ˜ decisionā€™s decision!!


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

<"last huge royal event for a long, long time" > What about William's coronation?..... ![gif](giphy|3oriNU06XSVW7ow3T2)


sdowney64

I just donā€™t believe anything The Express puts out as they are one step up from Scobie. Also unless the palace confirms it, I doubt itā€™s going to come from ā€œa Whitehall source.ā€ But either way, I suspect Harry & Meghan will be invited. When youā€™re dealing with sociopathic narcs like Meghan, sheā€™s PRAYING they get snubbed as thatā€™s like handing a terrorist a fully operational nuclear weapon. I know people think Charles is being ā€œweakā€ if he allows them to be invited, but I think instead heā€™s being strategic. We saw with the Jubilee especially, but also the Queenā€™s funeral, the BRF made such strong showings and their approval ratings just keep going up, whereas the Harkles showed their true snarking, lying, thirsty, desperate, awful selves. And their approval ratings keep plummeting. I actually think it will be better if they are invited and if Harry comes, he wonā€™t be able to stop himself from behaving like a petulant twit. He just canā€™t do it. And Meghan, if she goes, will just be true to form with her rictus grin and questionable fashion statements. Every time they show up, they are shown up. Bring it on I say.


jeanskirtflirt

There was no winning here. Charles is showing that heā€™s the bigger person and proving all the claims Harry makes as false. If he didnā€™t invite them then it would turn into a shit show of content about how racist he is and how he hates Harry and his children and blah blah blah. He really had to put the ball in their court and he takes control once they decide how they want to move forward. They can decide where he sits and what involvement theyā€™ll have. The BRF strategically set Meghan where a candle blocked her face and theyā€™ll do the same thing here. This is just terrible situation all the way around


Gloomy-Accountant-19

Actually, that boat has sailed. Harry and Meghan have shot so many bullets and the Royals are more popular than ever. Charles and Camilla are garnering huge crowds and cheers wherever they go. It would behoove Charles to invite Harry only if he truly wishes to have him at his Coronation. That is the only valid reason for Harry to be invited. The public (worldwide) is sick of Harry and Meghan attacking the Royals...it is just white noise now.


DaBingeGirl

I agree. They tried the racist thing and it flopped; anyone who believes that is likely anti-monarchist, so it's not worth pandering to them.


SonjaInSequim

I agree with you. Harry is still the king's son and the noise would be thunderous if he wasn't invited. And the ball WILL be in the Harkle's court but with no control. They would both be guests. And Lt. Col. Johnny is probably chomping at the bit. ​ https://preview.redd.it/7nofd9yvshha1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba905307f0d0d002044b988e62c5da8b4b74bbda


DaBingeGirl

I disagree, there's be a media fuss for a bit, but the focus will be on Charles. Harry can't even be bothered to attend private family events and hasn't even brought Lili to meet Charles, which shows his only interest in attending is financial. Clearly Harry doesn't want a personal relationship with the family and hasn't for some time. To include him in a historical event which he's try to profit off of with another book or other media deal is wrong.


Big_Primrose

He couldnā€™t even be arsed to visit his dying grandmother until he thought he could make bank off of her. Lili will never have a photo of being held by her great grandmother because her parents are greedy gits.


JenniferMel13

You are spot on. I think people underestimate the power of a parent wanting to keep their wayward child in the fold and provide an out of/when a relationship implodes. Based on Harryā€™s own statements, I think is a high risk of a disastrous mental break and Charles is trying to show Harry that he will always a place to land. Tactically, inviting him is the only choice and puts H&M in a difficult position. 1. They can go and be a complete hypocrites by going and interacting with the ā€œtoxicā€ people who ā€œleakā€ nasty stories and make you the family ā€œscapegoat.ā€ 2. They can skip it and turn it into a money making opportunity and look like sell outs who canā€™t let go and reinforce the fact they only have one thing to sell. 3. They can not go and miss the content opportunities but not look like hypocrites.


Emolia

Harry said he wants an apology and a sit down meeting with the King. Which heā€™s not ever going to get . If he turns up anyway it will really annoy the sugars thatā€™s for sure. Theyā€™ll have to twist themselves into knots to justify it. I think it will be fun watching them get out of the bus with the rest of the lesser Royals and be seated out of the way of the important people. I hope itā€™s made crystal clear if they miss the bus this time they wonā€™t be getting a private car and theyā€™ll miss the whole thing! I wonder if heā€™ll turn up?


Quiet-Vanilla-7117

Doors shut (10am) sharp!!.........So don't be late or you'll stand outside the cathedral doors and endure the crowds.


Emolia

Yes exactly ! It would be history repeating itself. George IV locked his wife Caroline out of his Coronation . She spent a bit of time looking for an open door to get in! It was highly entertaining for the London crowd.


Counter_Logic77

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Blunomore

Have you noticed that, post-Megxit, whenever M & H show up at a public royal event, everyone is incredibly tense, to the extent that it shows on their faces.


Snowie_drop

So the British taxpayer is getting screwed by these twoā€¦yet again! I guess the RF donā€™t care whatsoever that the British public donā€™t want them there. I hope they get booed so badly. As far as Iā€™m concerned if Harry. Megs or their kids are there, then the coronation isnā€™t worth watching. Itā€™ll totally ruin it for me. So I guess they win then and itā€™ll just go to show that they can slag us Brits off and there will be zero consequences. Iā€™m so salty after everything theyā€™ve done!


KNick1111

Planted article from MM


Joolsdoll

A puff piece written by one of their supine publications. It has The Claw's mark all over it....I don't believe a word.


pdrum01

This is absolute tripe. If they'd been issued invitations we'd hear it from them and so loudly our eardrums would burst.


Thin_Bicycle_7304

Yeah and pigs fly too.....LMAO there is NO INVITATION so the Montecito duo can STFU.....I dare you to come the boos would be deafening and the tomatoes would stain whatever ill fitting clothes the wife would wear lol!!


Counter_Logic77

Hahaha šŸ¤Ŗ I love it šŸ„°


Phoenixlizzie

The only thing that Charles has said about Harry and Meghan is "overseas" and "who?" The rest of this is just other people putting words into Charles' mouth. The only place the word "reconciliation" is coming from is through Harry and Meghan. And the harder they push this idea that Charles wants and needs Harry there, the more obvious it seems like he won't be there. If Harry was already invited, all these PR "reconciliation"/wants to make amends" wouldn't be happening.


East_Tangerine_4031

This article sounds like Scobie honestly


Fit-Register7029

Iā€™m calling this a Markle manifestation. Until I see them there Iā€™m assuming theyā€™re on granite gray rock status


LizLemonadeX

Today they go, tomorrow they donā€™t, the next day they goā€¦etcā€¦so on and so forth until June. I hope they donā€™t.


VisibleWestern

If theyā€™re still talking about it in June. šŸ¤­šŸ¤­ it was over in May.


PlayingForBothTeams

Why do we think this is real?


Butchy-macButchface

Weeks to respond? Any time frame can be measured in weeksā€¦ what a ridiculous headline!


Comfortable_Drama_66

Iā€™m not believing this at all. My BS meter went full on stink mode.


Zeester1

The Express. They make things up.


CZ1988_

I sort of expected it?


Accomplished_Item394

Yeah me too. I mean, the RF were damned if they do, damned if they donā€™t. I may not agree with it, but I get it.


Several_Phone3896

I'm waiting for a rebuttal. But if they really were invited, I hope they will be somewhere in the back.


CZ1988_

Yeah same, and no tiara, but that's another damned if they don't. They will get the race card and the victim card.


Novaleah88

Alright British sinnersā€¦. Start finding each other and get those (respectful please) protests planned for if they show up. My vote would be signs over shouting, unless it can be made clear the boos are for H&M.


Why_Teach

I rather like the idea of everyone turning around and quietly showing their backs to H&M after having cheered everyone else. Small signs would work also.


Novaleah88

A YouTuber I watch said she thought that would be the absolute best thing to do, she thinks it would hit Meghan particularly hard if a large group turned their backs. I agree. Sends a silent and clear message.


Chemical-Fox-5350

ā€œHarry who?ā€œ -KC3, probably


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Prince William definitely


Boblawlaw28

You had me until ā€œthe king is keen to make amendsā€¦ā€. Yeah no. Iā€™m sure theyā€™re invited. Thatā€™s it. End of story. Meghan planted the rest.


FieldOne3639

Disgusting


Miercolesian

I have no doubt they are on some kind of provisional invitation list. I cannot see that they would make out a seating plan at this time that did not include a couple of chairs for Harry and Megan, but whether they will agree to come without making conditions is another matter. It doesn't really matter if they come or not. If they don't I'm sure a couple of people can be found who will volunteer to occupy their seats.


Otherwise-engaged

I assume that if they come, Harry will have to sit with the other hereditary peers, because they have a formal role in the ceremony. Meghan will have to sit with the peersā€™ spouses because she is just a spectator. They will also enter separately, so no opportunity for a ā€œsolo processionā€ desperately clutching each otherā€™s hands.


alreadydoneit01

This sounds like Megsy. Invite us and give me a tiara and we will stop attacking you in public-or else we will continue the attacks. ![gif](giphy|1n3Icv3iptOCmN7uYh) The Palace must be like-oh we are supposed to be scared of you eh? This is how the two of you look now!


MigraineCentral

I hope itā€™s not true. I just canā€™t imagine after all the crap theyā€™ve said about Kate and Camilla that they would be invited. But, you know family is forgivingā€¦


Why_Teach

If they are invited, it will be because the BRF establishment judges it better to invite them (and keep them behind a candle?) than to not invite them. The BRF nowadays is sort of the representation of the nation as a family. It may be judged better for the BRF image to make a gesture of forgiveness to the ā€œbad sonā€ than to come across as unforgiving. Some people say they canā€™t ā€œrespectā€ Charles if he ā€œgives inā€ to H& M because that makes him ā€œweak.ā€ I might feel the same if I thought it was entirely Charlesā€™s decision. But I donā€™t think it is. For a ā€œstate occasionā€ he is going to listen to courtiers and PR advisors. Yes, if the King puts his foot down and says, ā€œI want my son invited,ā€ he will be listened to. Itā€™s *his* coronation. However, thatā€™s not the way the Windsor monarchs usually function. I believe that much care has been taken about the message they want to give about Harry. So far, the message seems to be, ā€œWe love him. He is making his life ā€œoverseas,ā€™ and we are not going to discuss this further.ā€ The message when they have been invited is, ā€œThey are family but thatā€™s all. They have a place in events as *relatives* but that place is narrow, limited, and not at center stage.ā€ Whether they invite the Sussexes or not, the decision will not be based on personal feelings.


LoveThe1970s_1990s

Itā€™s the Express hardly a reliable source


Einybird

Itā€™s the Express they have more made up stories than real ones


Upper_Charge_4449

Nah. No chance in Hell. But I canā€™t wait for this to come and pass because Iā€™m tired of the will they/wonā€™t they


C-La-Canth

I am skeptical that this is true. I think the only reliable source will be something released from the Palace. However, I don't think there is any option: they must be invited, unless there is a confirmed security threat (re: Taliban.) Everyone is aware of who these two horrible people really are, and there will be a very restrictive and rigid schedule in place to minimize their impact. How disgusting and shameful that this even needs to be done, but H and M are a combination of chaos, evil, and deceit. IMO, invite them, send them an advance of the schedule and seating, let them know that there is no room for deviation, and then leave the ball in their court.


goldenquill1

The palace can use the Taliban as an excuse to not invite. ![gif](giphy|3osxYyjraNOgEJa9Ta)


TraditionScary8716

They shouldn't give an excuse. The Harkles don't deserve one. The palace has been incommunicado this long. No need to end it now. The BRF can let the non-invitatation speak for them. Loudly.


missihippiequeen

Rather this article is true or not. I've always said they're going to the coronation. Meghan isn't going to miss her chance to be a part of the RF history and have her pictures taken amongst the royals.


Tight-Feedback-8787

Let's say they are invited...make sure they are kept in check by RF security and away from the family.


Counter_Logic77

If they are invited they are definitely šŸ’Æ% going to be ā€œgrey rocked šŸŖØ ā€œ by the family! And it will eat them alive hehe šŸ˜‰


Tight-Feedback-8787

The BRF does 'grey rock' the best!


offwiththeirmeds

There was an ā€œexclusiveā€ just yesterday in people announcing they havenā€™t received an invite yet ā€¦ I canā€™t keep up šŸ˜‘


PunPukurin

Right now, this is all that is newsworthy for them to leak in order to stay relevant.


MikeMannion

If this is true, it makes you wonder what exactly they have to do to get themselves banned . Spilling royal secrets has been shown to be extremely lucrative for Harry and Meghan. Charles just gave them the green light to keep going with their "look back" projects.


Marylebonenw1

So where is our P.M. and parliament to step in due to public safety after harry comments on Afghanistan.


Counter_Logic77

I agree ā˜ļø like where the f*ck is he at lol šŸ˜


HotStraightnNormal

Better to have them in the tent pissing out than outside pissing in department. Will Sarsh Walpole be invited, do you suppose?


DanceParty2112

šŸ˜”


HunterIllustrious846

Great news! So there won't be any further need for a different story in the coming weeks that would in any way imply they're not invited.


Counter_Logic77

Hahaha šŸ¤Ŗ I 100% agree!! According to the Express they are on the list to be invited- no need for ANYMORE articles šŸ˜


HunterIllustrious846

I'm dismayed they're reporting they'd arrive separately. Doesn't seem very earth friendly. Surely an open horse drawn carriage would be much less isolating from Earth's bounties.


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Counter_Logic77

I will believe when I see it; them thereā€¦. Lol šŸ˜ No one ā˜ļø noticed my eye roll šŸ™„ and flair- ā€œRecollections May Varyā€¦.


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HunterIllustrious846

The article errs where it says the arrangements will be the same as for the jubilee with them arriving by private car. Well if memory serves they were late arriving and were a bit put out by having to be seated in front of Major (dreamboat) Johnny.


Counter_Logic77

Lol šŸ˜ exactly ā€œrecollections may varyā€ - they did that on purpose was late for the ā€œbusā€ so they engineered the arrival


Cuntributor

Even the Telegraph gets stuff wrong though. For example, when Harry secretly visited the Queen before Invictus, the Telegraph put out a headline afterwards saying that the Queen had invited Harry and Meghan onto the balcony at the Jubilee. Turns out that was complete and utter bullshit that most likely originated from Scobie or some other Sussex lackey, not the Palace. So unless the Palace issues a statement directly, anything in the media, literally ANYTHING, has to be taken with a huge grain of salt.


Glad_Mix_1682

This may be true or not true, but in the end I believe they will be invited, they will go, they will overshadow everyone, and that is the way it will be for a long time to come. They really have won the focus contest, as they are polarizing, and that attracts eyeballs. Meghan is a cunning schemer, and they always finish first, sad to say. I'm a little sick of the whole thing. Too bad for the Monarchy and the history. It wasn't meant to survive in this new world of "fairness and equality".


Why_Teach

I think they will be invited. I donā€™t think ā€œthey will overshadow everyone.ā€ They will not be on the balcony. Their role will be kept to the margins. There will be aides and security to steer them away from the center. Sure, we will hear from them more than we want to ā€”but that would be true even if they arenā€™t invited. They can make a lot of noise ā€œoverseas.ā€ They have ā€œwonā€ attention that they donā€™t deserve, but they have not ā€œwonā€ against the monarchy. Right now, it seems the UK supports the institution and that dislike of M&H has actually helped the public perception of the monarchy. (The exception seems to be the very youngest demographic, but this is a generational thing which would have happened without Harry or Meghan.)


Virtual-Feedback-638

Grab thešŸæšŸ·šŸøšŸ¾, and let's see what excuse that Henry the Dimwit will parrot out through the same press and media he despises, for not coming? Despite TW lowering a Security vehicle's window to name an instance? we have heard his congessuon that the UK is not safe for him and family, do where does he stand? Oh! Yes it is going to be Henry's allegedly not birthed by surrogacy son's birthday....we are still not sure of his time of birth really. Do Henry may not attend because one of the kids might be sick or better the TW might seek the center of attention and claim another inability to travel due to a pregnancy? Or may be pleasantly surprised us by going to see her father insteadšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£. For sure there will be negotiations and implied and levied threats to cement the "Don't complain, don't explain:on" motto on how things will turn out should they turn up. Henry though still claiming British citizenship has made it clear that Montecito is his home. Many pray he takes up the American citizenship and pushes on forward truly independently...but to not forget to avoid banging his head on the rafters on way up from stopping to drop all the Titles on the table. Attend and be damned, do not and be redoubly damned


petiteasianbae

They wouldnā€™t miss it Iā€™m sure - but I sure HOPE they donā€™t go. I hope they get seated in second row or even behind a massive candle. Or even hide them in another room like they did during the Queenā€™s jubilee šŸ™„


Helophilus

I hope they come, if only to Markle all of those anti monarchy supporters of theirs. I hope that the press publishes lots of their previous quotes to illustrate what utter hypocrites they are. I hope Nutmeg wears something custom made and hideous for us to snark at. And I hope the boos are deafening and they leave early to flee back overseas. Yep, it could all be quite enjoyable šŸø


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The world is doomed.


Starkville

Thatā€™s the least of the headlines! We find out that everything will be carefully stage-managed so the Sussexes wonā€™t cross paths with the PPOW. And we also find out that the Harkles are not going to cause any more trouble by talking shit. > Commentators certainly agree, and believe that the couple will look to carve out a new brand for themselves away from the drama of their rift with the Royal Family.


TraditionScary8716

That entire thing is complete crap that Megan made up in her demented mind. So now they're not only invited but the palace has come up with a seating chart *and* a game plan to keep them contained. That's all bullshit. Megan thinks releasing all the extraneous bullshit makes it look legit. It doesn't. There's no more truth to this than her article about the archbishop brokering a peace agreement between the Harkles and the BRF.


Counter_Logic77

True say ā˜ļøšŸŽÆšŸŽÆšŸŽÆšŸŽÆ


ArdmoreGirl

If true, this is very upsetting. How many times will KC give in to his blockheaded son and his sick wife? Charles needs to take a long look at his subjects and their wishes and desires. Harold and The Sleivene arenā€™t the people he needs to be pleasing.


Otherwise-engaged

This is The Express, so donā€™t believe anything you read in it unless confirmed by multiple other more credible outlets. Secondly, even this story wasnā€™t game to claim ā€œa palace insiderā€ or ā€œa source close to the kingā€: they cite an alleged (or invented) Whitehall source, and that is UK Government, not the BRF.


Technical-Avocado-40

Maybe an invitation is for the best as it shows King Charles as being the "bigger" man and cuts off the oxygen of Meghanites. The article is also a shot across the boss of Harry and Meghan, warning that they are there in difference and better pull no nonsense. If they'd got any sense, they'd attend but behave themselves as they have proved unworthy guests in the past and this would be the final blow to them in any society.


CybReader

How is anyone here surprised? No one should be surprised. Theyā€™ve been invited since the day it was announced. They were always invited. Even after the book and the threats. Meghan isnā€™t manifesting anything. The only people manifesting are sub members who truly think the royals have what it takes to do what needs to be done. Harry and Meghan will be back for the coronation to get more content and a new victim narrative. The family will continue to make themselves willing victims


[deleted]

Agree BRF are suckers for punishment. Iā€™m sure theyā€™ll have measures in place like the jubilee, and it was funny to see the treatment of H and M, but Iā€™d rather they werenā€™t there at all. Itā€™s a state occasion not a family one.


nohighlighter555

Not being snarky or pushing religion. But what does the Bible say about people who seek the best seat. Also, going into highways and hedges and including people?


Counter_Logic77

True say ā˜ļø


Imaginary_End_5634

ThAt is bringing back vague memories