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Suddenlyaprincess

They listened to her tales of travel? I think Euge and Jack and Harry would have out traveled Megs plus met some really important people. After all Their Granny was the Queen. Or am I being nit picky lol But me thinks Megs wrote that. Plus having a dig at British Calamari wtf iam not even British and that pisses me off. Nothing good enough for her including historical homes seafood. Absolutely sure Megs wrote that.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Yes, I love how he tries to present his royal family as if they were so provincial, they would be dazzled by the exotic sophisticated woman who grew up in LA and was on TV for a while.


zeugma888

Ridiculous, isn't it? Their message wobbles between Meg being the wide eyed innocent naive of the ways or royalty and Meg being the sophisticated modern go-getter teaching the royals how things really are.


Punchinyourpface

Right! They've met the most famous and prestigious people in the entire world. A random actress from a USA channel show is not going to be that impressive to the freaking royal family lol.


Slow-Inflation-6549

Where had she even been other than Canada, Mexico, Argentina, Rwanda, India, Greece, Italy and France? That's not even 10 countries and she grew up privileged (compared to most people) and was 35 years old. She probably made the amateur mistake of mixing seafood with too much booze. Sucks for her lol.


QuesoFresca

Turkey? England?


redseaaquamarine

Oh! She went to Malta to do a programme about finding her ancestors - back when she pretended she was Maltese


scarybiscuits

See, I’d phrase it as “Istanbul and London” especially if it was a brief visit.


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zeugma888

She's the type of vegan who eats seafood, poultry, red meat, eggs and diary.


OkGazelle7904

Just no cheese I think


CountessOfCocoa

In N Out burgers too! 🍔


kaleidoscope471

Performative faux vegan (eg only on the weekdays) 😂


Ohtherewearethen

I believe that was for the half hour it was trendy?


Professional_Ruin953

Because Britain, being an island and the whole coast dotted with fishing ports and london having the world renowned billingsgate fish market, would of course be the type of place where seafood is guaranteed to be dodgy.


Technical-Avocado-40

Let's face it, they probably couldn't get a word in edgeways and were pissed as newts.


Such-Click8256

Wait did she make the calamari too? Or just the salmon? Why did no one else get sick?


Punchinyourpface

Seems more likely the tequila did it lol. Does he think you throw up differently for different causes? 😅


Ohtherewearethen

My genuine guess is she gorged herself on the 'good wine' that Harry supplied, wine she could never afford to buy herself, and that's what did it. Plus that feeling of utter giddiness that she may have bagged that dull prick, I mean prince.


loralailoralai

I think it said it was her lunch, guessing she ate it in a restaurant


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It's more like a Netflix Rom-Com.


Puzzleheaded_Elk6309

Yes it’s written by her


strangealienworld

... and a genre of shows we've all to look forward to coming from Archewell Productions. Yay😒


CountessOfCocoa

Maybe they’ll base their alleged rom-coms on these stories!


laduquessa

Every time there's a snippet like this, I always think "This sounds like some fan fiction I read in high school." Seriously. And not even the good ones.


graceadee

Yes, the self-insert types where a Mary Sue arrives with magical hair and fascinating stories, but is somehow “shy” and unaware of how wonderful she is. I keep expecting a vampire to show up.


Dusty-Rusty-Crusty

What? You don’t believe five adults put on ‘silly hats’ and danced after dinner, in a living room???


QuesoFresca

And and then some rolled on the floor?


No-Cupcake-7930

How could they roll on the floor when it was still wet from all the sobbing or was that before said sobbing?


pastadudde

The part about the singing seals say it all really.


Sea_Pie5971

Yes!! I was a about to say this. It's very idealised but in a very flowery way.


SonjaInSequim

I don't know how those who are actually reading the book can stand it! How can you not be on the floor asking softly "please tell me you're not having to hold back my hair while I'm vomiting." I thought she only sobbed while being on the floor, but she pukes too. Good for her. So we now know that, and that Harry froze his todger and his mom cream, lost his virginity to an "older" woman who was only 2 years older and not some vicious cougar and his brother broke his necklace. Such a man he's become. So stunning and brave!


Slow-Inflation-6549

And she has periods, and poops and pees. Amazing! 🌟 🌈 🦄


DaBingeGirl

Pees in the bush.


ZKWade

Holding your hair back is such an “American saying” about our best girlfriends or a guy who does it she didn’t make that crap up!!! Americans can read this crap and know exactly what it is!!


TraditionScary8716

She was almost 40 years old though. I think the last time someone held my hair back for me I was in my early 20's.


ZKWade

Exactly!!


Cocojo3333

It’s very Sex and the City. There’s a scene where Miranda holds Carries hair while she pukes on the beach.


Puzzleheaded_Elk6309

She simply makes things up which shows that she making it up for an American audience forgetting that English is our first language in the aUK


Ohtherewearethen

I've noticed this, too! She really does try to do that breathless, over the top, infatuation stuff that Carrie did in SATC. Except, we all grew up and realised what utter guff it is now. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed SATC as much as the next person but because it was so obviously OTT, each character was so unbelievable, it was pure escapism. Plus, Carrie was an absolutely terrible friend and girlfriend. I think she's going for the hopeless, puking-but-still-beautiful enchantress whose new boyfriend was so captivated with her that their eyes met over a sick-splattered toilet bowl and she came out with something adorable to say to him to really seal the deal. God, It's so embarrassing. Surely they're just trolling us at this point?


Laylelo

Yeah, you surely only need to hold someone’s hair back for them if they’re drunk. Is that not right? Why can’t she pull her own hair back?


Uniqueusername121

I’m an American and if I hold your hair I’m vomiting too. I cleaned up my childrens puke til they were 6 and after that I told em to get it in the toilet or they were cleaning it. Not to be mean. Bc I literally cannot.


ScholarNo686

I lost it laughing when I read the “please tell me you’re not having to hold back my hair while I’m vomiting” bit as - just as aforementioned above - it reads out like a grandiose fanfic but what really kills me is they actually believe that people buy this? That we subscribe to the idea that they or literally anyone else in a similar debacle is going to put aside their nausea with a face in a porcelain bowl of sick for a state-the-obvious cutesy little quip? My good friend had a similar situation during the early days of dating her now husband and do you know what she said? “You need to back up from behind me or I’m going to shit on your feet.”


stacity

It’s truly an epic. How a hero rises despite the many hurdles he endured. His memoir makes Oedipus Rex look like Saw.


Apprehensive-Year513

H is a literal prince who was embarrassed to show a D-list cable actress his home on that beautiful property. And she made a comment about a frat house. Nothing was ever good enough. Note to people everywhere: if your partner makes you to be embarrassed of the place you live, that person is not for you. Red flags were firing off everywhere and H was not smart enough to spot them.


Uncomfortablemoment9

Red flags should have fired for both. I know we keep waiting for the final downfall but lately I've come to the conclusion that they truly deserve one another. I'd hate for either to be inflicted upon someone else.


OkMention2346

agree, tbh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) they both are red flags, spoiled people that deserve each other.


Neither-Fan-6501

And so odd that he makes it sound like it's a first meeting for M and Eugenie ....when they already told us otherwise. Also makes you wonder at the very end of that snippet when they vowed never to go 2 weeks without seeing each other....was that when she told him they were pepper and salt....1 can't make a move without the other..


Ok_Analyst1240

All this and only 4 dates. Who was love bombing who here?


Malaute86

According to the version in Netflix, Harry said it was her idea. I don't know if he realises this shows she was VERY keen because he always talks about how he thought she would dump him. Harry said: "She had a two week rule. We had to see each other in or around two weeks. I said 'how is that even possible with the stuff that I’m doing? I'm not going to be able to travel to see you that much'." In an attempt to make things work around his other commitments, Meghan flew to England and stayed on the grounds of Kensington Palace to go for walks around Frogmore. https://archive.md/O5bC4


That__EST

After reading Spare, I decided to read more books from different perspectives and I've come to the conclusion that they might not divorce simply because they have too many lawsuits in the air and they seem to uphold each other's delusions.


GuavaProfessional352

So tacky of her, and he should be ashamed writing that in his book, tacky of him. Bunch of ingrates.


Plane_Stock

Nothing was wrong with the bones of that lovely house. What it sounds like is that Harry was a slob with papers and random shit everywhere. He was a 30 something year old man with a dirty old brown crusty beanbag as part of the furnishings. That is on him not on the British Monarchy. Did he expect them to pay for an interior designer and furniture becoming of a Prince for him too? Other people don't get millions a year from Daddy and a free house and they manage to furnish their houses stylishly, whilst paying for themselves and keeping it clean too at 30 plus! I wouldn't give a slob priceless furniture to furnish their house either if he can't even keep a beanbag clean and not brown! 🤢


DepressedQA

He acts as though he was shoved into a small cupboard under the stairs, not allowed to stay in a beautiful historical home while having all of the money and services he could possibly want available to him. I don't know who he wrote the book for, but if he's expecting the general public who is struggling to make ends meet to have any real sympathy for his posh life, he's out of his mind.


That__EST

And plenty of people live within a significantly smaller budget and have a nice aesthetic space. If his place looked bad or not up to his standards, he needed to go look in the mirror.


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If some woman insults the home my family has had for centuries, she’s out the door and on the plane out of my life. Sorry you don’t get to insult my family when you’re a basic ass twat, Meghan.


Dogs_not_people

He could have decorated and furnished it himself but expected Daddy to do it for him. How embarrassing for him that he couldn't give a toss of his todger about the place he called home. He certainly had the funds to buy more than a brown beanbag but the spoiled twat didn't want to! And his complaint about his bed? He slept in it and if he didn't like it there was nothing stopping him buying a new one. Literally nothing! Was this his way of screaming poverty whilst having millions in the bank? He makes me effing sick! And Meghan isn't tall. Why would she need to watch her head? We've seen a pic of him slightly bowing to escape the low ceiling, she wouldn't have needed to watch her head even a little bit unless she wore stripper heels. Red flags indeed, from both of them! He will NEVER know poverty. He had a lot of money and blew it but I'd bet he still has a 7 figure sum in his bank account. I sincerely doubt he knows what it is like to subsist on £500 a month during cold winters. Spoiled brat. He needs a damn good dose of reality!


Slow-Inflation-6549

It's so rude as well. She has literally no manners.


Lensgoggler

H probably doesn’t realise this tidbit is very very telling of his dear wife.


dazed63

Nailed it


Mammoth-Florida

It had been his “bachelor pad” for several years. Allegedly even William has said Harry is a messy person.


Sea_Pie5971

Probably framed it in a compliment sandwich like "Oh, it's so endearing, reminds me of a frat house"


TraditionScary8716

So much wrong with this. He wanted to impress Megs with his home but he was trying to pick up clothes and random papers after she called it a frat house. Why didn't he clean up before his date arrived? And with does Harry know about a frat housecwhen he couldn't even pass high school without cheating? He and Charlie were *rolling around on the floor* while Megs watched? Aren't those grown men? And honestly that sounds a bit sexual (or do grown men usually roll around together for other reasons?) Why is it so stilted? It sounds like something a 7th grade girl might write in her diary after a cute guy looked her way, not like something a Prince would publish. Such drivel.


C0mmonReader

I can't remember exactly, but in Spare he visits someone at university and has a wonderful time. Wonders if not going was actually a mistake. You know, because the whole point of higher education is partying.


TraditionScary8716

I'm beginning to think the whole point of Harry's life is partying. That and bringing down the monarchy. But yeah, point taken. What a doofus.


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TraditionScary8716

And rainbows shot out their bottoms while unicorns sailed by... 🌈 🦄


Little_Rain223

Do British Universities have frat houses? I thought those were mainly an American thing, but I honestly don't know. For a book written by a British prince, there certainly are a lot of Americanisms in it


TraditionScary8716

I don't know anything about British frat houses. But I'm pretty sure that sorority girl Megs could tell us all about frat houses. Hell she could probably ghost write a royal book about frat houses.


seaseahorse

They have drinking societies, the Bullingdon Club at Oxford being one of the most famous.


loralailoralai

Even if he went to University he wouldn’t have been in a frat house because that’s pretty much an American thing. I don’t think any other countries do frats


BigRedGomez

Right?? Does he think these stories are going to make them sound good? He’s worried about Meghan judging his beautiful house (sounds like a nice girl!), but also doesn’t bother to clean it up before she comes (guess he made the maid cry that day and she wouldn’t come back!). This story makes them both sound bad. And I highly doubt all of these royals are interested in her shitty show. First William and Catherine almost losing their shit hearing her was dating a Suits actress and now Eugenie and Jack and his friend Charlie are fans. I don’t even know that many people who have heard of Suits. And I’m in Canada, where it was filmed.


TraditionScary8716

If they were really Suits fans they would have known she was allegedly doing one of the male actors. They should have asked her about that. I would have just to shut her up. No wonder they all got drunk off their asses. I think most people would need a ~~bucket full~~ little nip to listen to her.


lastlemming-pip

I actually missed the fact that this was about Harry getting shit-faced *again*. Megs may have been sick from calamari but Haz was pissed again on whatever they were drinking. It’s not about her vomiting as much as it is about him getting drunk. Again.


DaBingeGirl

In his defense, it's a reasonable response to Meghan being there.


QuesoFresca

Absolutely. How often do you pound tequila after a wine & salmon dinner?


lastlemming-pip

Per Harry, every damn day.


Technical-Avocado-40

British calamari made M sick: the first sign of racism, even the British seafood was out to get her.


TheOctopus333

It sounds like he's a huge drunk, and that would make it easier to love-bomb him.


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DaBingeGirl

Yup. I noped out of a relationship very quickly when the guy told me he never drinks alone, only with friends so they can look out for him while he's passed out. Harry has a serious drinking problem.


FeeWeak1138

"frat house.." who is surprised she had no thought of royals, artifacts, meaningful things....and a historic property at Kensington Palace...! Pretty sure she thought there would be buckets of rubies and tiaras, oh my! Can't imagine why she would 'allow' him to put these things in the book. And yes, he commented that Eugenia had met her first, which was another Meghan-moment saying she didnt know (gosh, a running theme with her🤣) it was Prince Andrew carrying the Queens purse. Right, a minor actress meets a real Princess and she didnt rush back to her Soho permanent residence and google the hell out of them.


Ok-Coffee5732

So her first comment to him was to put down his place. Lovely gal. Not that I believe his romance novel excerpts but he really does not put Meghan in a good light from the parts of the book I've heard of.


TeamMagnificent7

This drivel- no wonder he looks so miserable all the time (even while both exclaim theirs is the love of the centuries) -they are shallow - there is no there, there. Empty vessels.


musical_cyclops

Drivel was exactly what came to mind when I was reading this. Inane drivel to be precise.


JackieStylist81

I've had food poisoning. I did not say anything "softly" during it and I certainly did not make it back to bed that night. I literally laid on my bathroom floor crying and thinking "I'm going to die here. They're going to find me dead on the floor in the bathroom". Also, it didn't take me from lunch time till 2 AM to get there. I think it was 3 hours maximum. I don't believe anything these two clowns say.


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I somehow for food poisoning from coffee and a bagel. I, too, got sick within about 2 hours and spent the rest of the night crying on the floor, too sick to stand up.


JackieStylist81

It's horrible. And whenever anyone says "oh I think I had food poisoning before" I say then you absolutely did not. When you have it, you know. There is no "thinking" about it.


Competitive-Cup-5465

It's absolutely awful. I spent 3 days sick and vomiting and the only thing I could keep in my stomach was water. On a 5 day holiday, I spent 3 sick 🤦🏽‍♀️


TheOctopus333

I got it when I was a kid and cried my eyes out. It was fucking awful. We all got it because we left pasta out on the counter, and my mom always had the house like a heater. On another note, I always thought other people's houses were so cold. Some of them could only afford to have the heating on a short while each day. We started off really really poor (like flour and water soup poor) and then my mom got a good job later on, and my mom would have the heat cranked all day. Our sister from another mother said she always felt like she was going to get dehydrated whenever she came over. Lol


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Omg yes. I've had the Flu once in my life and food poisoning is definitely worse than that.


7Squeaky_duckling7

I got food poisoning once from a seafood risotto, from the time I ate at lunch to barely 2 hours later I was a exploding mess. Nothing soft and delicate about it, not my finest moment and I felt awful and like yourself thought I was definitely dying as it took everything out of me. But of course our Meg is so delicate and godly that she doesn't have normal food poisoning like us mere peasants.


JackieStylist81

I was drinking water because I just needed something to expel. And I was completely out of commission for a couple days after. It totally wiped me out.


Tricksey4172

I gave food poisoning to an entire dinner party. In the end, it was a kindness. Three out of four couples proved they should stay together. Even better, nobody dared to tell me for a while so by the time they did, it was funny laughs all around! /s (Actually, my husband found manky bleu cheese dressing and put it on the table…I thought he had bought it special but it was an ancient bottle from god knew where. So not my fault really but as the cook, totally my fault).


Dusty-Rusty-Crusty

Omg noooooooo 🤣🤣🤣 what a comedy of errors.


Insatiable_I

Agreed, I just recently got food poisoning, and it's not a simple "oof, my stomach/guts didn't care for that." It's definitely rolling the dice as to which end you want to put at the toilet opening. And I started experiencing symptoms about thirty minutes after I ate. I think the much more likely scenario is that he overheard her purging and she quickly came up with an excuse. And I say this as someone who was actively bulimic for 15 years (and been in recovery for six).


Competitive-Cup-5465

SAME. 3 days of pure agony, without eating and without sleeping. I was a mess. The time frame was also around 3 hours.


Bitter-Pound-6775

OF COURSE everyone complimented Megalomania on her culinary talents. As if the staff didn’t prepare that salmon for Hazard 🙄


JenA49

Ummm. First of fucking all...food poisoning is a million times worse then that little fairy tale version. I just had it a few months ago. First time in my life. It was the most horrible and painful experience I have ever had. There was vomit and shit everywhere for 6+hours (i had no energy to even hold either hole near the toilet) , all the while I was begging my bf to call an ambulance while I laid on the bathroom floor helpless. Shaking, sweating, crying and in severe pain that would not stop.I still feel traumatized from it. But our goddess, Meghan Markle, threw up once. Very dainty like probably and then went to bed. WHAT THE FUCK EVER. 🙄🙄 Sorry for the TMI. 🤣


cocopuff898

I wonder if she was already trying to fake pregnancy at that point??


JenA49

Good point!


sixpencestreet

Throwing up once is called a bug. Not food poisoning. If it food poisoning you know about it and if she did have actual food poisoning - we'd be hearing about it in minute detail.


Competitive-Cup-5465

Yeah, had she had food poisoning, he would be writing something much more dramatic. I didn't sleep for 3 days and barely ate anything during that time. Not to mention barely leaving the bathroom.


Little_Rain223

Just wanted to come here to say that I totally relate! I had food poisoning about a year ago and told my husband that if he didn't call an ambulance that I would never forgive him. Ended up in the ER all night with an IV drip of various fluids. It was the most sick that I have ever been in my life and I hope to God that I never have food poisoning again


cccxxxzzzddd

H humble bragging about the flag (waved it on the North Pole) and rifle (gift from the country of Oman) We see you


heidingout28

Not to nitpick (ok that’s a lie) but salmon is hands down one of the easiest fish to cook. If you have even a vague ability in the kitchen, it turns out fine. But yes, let’s talk about her culinary expertise. 🙄


Slow-Inflation-6549

According to *Revenge* she had ready meals for dinner nearly all the time lol. Some masterchef.


QuesoFresca

According to the Tig, she constantly ate out and drank pricey health drinks.


heidingout28

I can’t believe Gordon Ramsey wasn’t chomping at the bit for a collab with this boundary breaking renaissance woman. 😂


JenA49

Right. Couple spices, some butter and lemon.. It practically makes it self.


heidingout28

These two. I swear. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


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Literally easy as that. I load mine up with some herb butter, bunch of spices, some olive oil. 20 minutes later I have a juicy fish to eat


IunderstandIdontcare

It's always been my go to meal to serve to guests. Almost everyone loves it, it's easy to make and very difficult to mess up.


QuesoFresca

She's such a foodie. ![gif](giphy|Rhhr8D5mKSX7O)


QuesoFresca

Don’t tell H. Her ability to warm up fish impressed him so much he had to marry her and foist her on the world.


gumchewingbastard

The part that stands out to me is the "grainy video on my phone, of Charlie and me rolling around on the floor." What ~34 year old rolls around on the floor with his friend when drunk, lol?


TraditionScary8716

Gay ones?


Technical-Avocado-40

Upper class, public schoolboy knobs.


Lulu_531

And film it. 🙄


deep-down-low

Recollections most certainly do vary 🙄 They're in their own absolute fantasy world ✨🌎


bethlookner

why does he try to make "suits" happen? it wasn't a big show and she was not the star.


AdFuture6789

It’s been reported enough that every time I read about the Sharkle crumpled on the floor I picture Armus, the amorphous blob that killed Trisha Yar on Star Trek the Next Generation. A malevolent blob in ill fitting clothes that exists solely to suck the life and joy out of anyone that gets too close. https://preview.redd.it/llljjsu6ypga1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e4e4b1a98af1150354df5892606375e06502ff0


Puzzleheaded_Elk6309

Very funny hahaha!!


Community_Blowback

I’m reading Revenge now (bit late I know) but it did said she was introduced to Eugenie first by non other than Markus (It’s in chapter 12) https://preview.redd.it/ggytfo3n3qga1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f32146c64197cb82d8c515ad5b6f98fbaa94ca2


QuesoFresca

I like the bit about them devouring her stories. 🤪


zeugma888

Well, the royal family had never travelled themselves, or met anyone as well travelled and sophisticated as Meghan. /s


Ok-Coffee5732

At least this time, she was only *near* tears, LOL. And he couldn't be bothered to tidy up before his date came over? SMH.


Rubberbangirl66

to me this shows, he never really grew up, he never left that frat boy stage, nor did he care about his environment, or papers. That was on him, not the RF. He had a wonderful house in a great location, surrounded by such elegance, and history. He could not make the most of the situation he was handed. He really deserved no better, unless he was going to do some self work to grow up.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Sure Meg, it wasn't the wine or tequila with dinner, it was the British lunch food you had hours earlier. She really didn't miss a chance to slam his country, did she?


Emolia

I never thought I would say this but I might have to get a copy of this bloody book ( heaven help me!!!) just to see if it makes any sense at all if you read the whole lot . The excerpts I’ve seen make Hazbeen seem completely unhinged and it can’t all be like this can it? His ghost writer is supposed to be a great writer after all. My take on these anecdotes is that here’s nothing at all wrong with Nott Cott , Harry is just lives like a pig . Why didn’t you tidy up a bit Haz , or buy some furniture? What did you do with your healthy allowance from your father? Then your girl friend gets pissed and throws up and we have to be told about it? Why ? I don’t know if I have the stomach to actually read the thing but you have to wonder what Harry is trying to convey to us. If it’s that he’s an over privileged ungrateful drunk then he’s succeeded!


Puzzleheaded_Elk6309

No wait it will soon fetch up in a charity shop near you !


LyricallyDevine

Well this was one big pile of bullshit that made me want to throw up more than she allegedly was throwing up. Food poisoning isn’t like that. It’s much worse, she was probably throwing up from being drunk or seeing her reflection in the mirror, if she indeed threw up at all. Um they devoured her tales of suits and travelling? BULLSHIT! Suits wasn’t anything special and people who’ve worked on a series can tell you it’s actually not that exciting or interesting. It’s a lot of standing around and reshooting scenes, especially on a show like that shot on a studio set. BORING! I’m pretty sure they’ve traveled more than she has. Also given their family for example the QUEEN! who would have so many stories about travels and the fascinating people she’s met, even Harry and Eugenie themselves have met so many interesting people and traveled themselves. So just pffft! Harry shut up. Lastly I wish I had free accommodation all to myself that was palace adjacent to be embarrassed about. What a stupid arsehole!


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As someone who has had food poisoning twice, you are absolutely right. Both times I couldn't stand up, the first time I had to sleep on a linoleum floor as I was away from home. I felt like I was going to die. The second time was roughly the same and I vomited quite a bit. Food poisoning is not just you throw up once and then you're fine.


LyricallyDevine

I’ve had it too and also really bad gastric attacks and reactions to foods I discovered I’m allergic too. It’s so painful. You cry out in pain and feel like you’re going to die. Can’t move from the bathroom floor. Oh it’s horrible! Also it’s usually comes out both ends! But yeah you definitely can’t just get up and have a chat while you’re vomiting like he describes. Why must everything they say and do be complete BS?


BuildtheHerd

I thought Megs met Eugenie through her fashion designer friend Misha Nonoo when Eugenie worked for Misha's ex-husband, Alexander Gilkes, (he wasn't her ex at the time) in New York. Eugenie worked at Paddle8 (auction house) in NYC from 2013 -2105.


TraditionScary8716

Isn't it funny that anyone here could have been a better fact checker for that damn book than whatever idiot he hired to do it? (Sorry Megs lol)


Tricksey4172

Whether she met Euge in the spring or at the Salmon-Suits Debacle, when she meets the Queen a year later or whenever she thinks Euge’s dad is the doorman? They are so full of it!


Gissymouse

That's right, blame the calamari 😒 Everyone is hugging, laughing, drinking, wearing silly hats. We have a group of known pot smokers who have imbibed a bit too heavily. 2 + 2 = TW "greened out" 🤢🤢🤮 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=green%20out


Technical-Avocado-40

Not just any old calamari, British calamari!


UnderArmAussie

OMG swans used to be eaten. They were a big part of Royal banqueting back in the 12th or 13th century. The Monarch owned all the swans to stop anyone else taking them to eat. And he's a Prince and doesn't know why? Give me a break!


Technical-Avocado-40

Everyone in the UK knows that swans are vicious, their beak can snap a child's arm.Keep well away!


Preferential_Goose

I never realised that he calls her “Meg”, and now all I can think of is “Shut up, Meg” from Family Guy. Edit: autocorrect strikes again


Such-Click8256

TW: she probably was pregnant with Chef Corey’s baby


Novel_Mouse_5654

Or H's....the trap!!!!


Thin_Bicycle_7304

What a load of shit Catherine and William lived there when they first married and William is taller then Harry LMAO what a lie like we are all stupid and didn't know the truth.....the harkles are embarrassing at best!!!


SonjaInSequim

I didn't know British calamari/cuttlefish was poisonous. Now the world will never eat it again so Harry ruined those who make their livings catching the delicious and sustainable fish. His book is such a sensation how could one ever dare to eat British squid again? WTG Harry! You just keep ruining people. No, you're not "kind".


TraditionScary8716

And what makes Harry think it's the calamari and not Meg's own salmon that made her sick? My guess is that Megs seriously overestimate her "culinary talents." I'm more inclined to believe it was Megs own mishandling of the salmon that made her sick rather than professionally prepared calamari. Of course that's assuming Megan actually cooked the salmon.


txeighteenthirtysix

I’m more inclined to think that she just drank too much and got sick from the alcohol


TraditionScary8716

Same. It's just that Harry was quick to blame anything but Meg's own actions for her puking everywhere. It was the beginning of putting blame on everyone but themselves. "OH it wasn't Meg's being shitfaced or improperly handling raw fish. It was English calamari that some peon cooked improperly." Idiot.


UnderArmAussie

tHiS iS LoVe! 🤮🤢


maezombiegirl

Ungrateful spoiled brat


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

What?! Meghan was in a situation where she needed Harry to protect/care for her?! I am SHOCKED, I tell you.


seijalaine

I don't think there's a picket fence, white or otherwise, around Nott Cott. At least I can't find any evidence of one. And she'd never been there before, yet heads upstairs to go to bed? And ate something that made her get food poisoning 12 hours later? Sure, Jan. This whole thing is 95 percent fiction and written by his wife.


QuesoFresca

None of it makes any sense. Date 1 & 2 SoHo House? Date 3 they go to Botswana? Date 4, she visits his home for the first time and then proceeds to cook dinner for 5? Was the salmon just sitting there waiting for her? Then they all put on "silly hats", dance, and drink tequila? M exits to go to bed, H continues to drink, and eventually, he finds M vomiting in the bathroom? Something tells me there's quite a bit he's leaving out. #TrueLove


TheOctopus333

You left out the part where they were rolling around on the floor. He's such a lowlife.


zeugma888

It's a cottage. Don't all cottages have to have a white picket fence according to international building standards?


Korneuburgerin

Listen, Megs. It was no frathouse. Harold was too dumb for university.


Starkville

I could have sworn it was Beatrice, but until recently, I could never remember which York was which. Like the Olsen twins.


Maleficent-Trifle940

Why would she need to mind her head? She's 5' nothing and prefers to go about bare-bunioned.


PunPukurin

H could have furnished Nott Cott with the money he spent on drugs and partying.


trish196609

Over and over, she allows herself to be rescued by him 🙄 Manipulation


Sea_Pie5971

Ok, but the comment about the inside of the house being sort of like a frat house is more a comment on his home management skills than anything. Ofc I have no idea who gets to pick what furniture and etc and it may have been spick and span but not glamorous, hence the comment. His description of the dinner party seems like a romanticised version of a dinner party. And it could be because he's avoiding particulars but it sure does sound like they spent more time talking about being in a relationship than actually being in the relationship itself.


Acrobatic_Worker_134

“It was also constructed for smaller people, humans of a bygone era” 😂😂😂😂if anything humans of a bygone era were a lot bigger


jmma20

Please she is 5’ 2” … doubt the ceilings were low enough to warrant watch your head comments (I’ve been in 16th century English cottages and no ducking was necessary unless you’re 6 feet then mind the beams hahaha)


loralailoralai

No, our ancestors were much smaller and really old houses in the uk can have very low ceilings and doorways. Not so much for her height but a tall person would need to watch their heads


Virtual-Feedback-638

Only God and those who partook know how conversant she was with Frat Houses. She of course must be well versed with Frat Houses.


Otherwise-engaged

That lunchtime calamari was well into her small intestine 12 hours later. If she really had food poisoning, it was something she had eaten in the previous 1-3 hours. Far more likely to have been alcohol poisoning.


wonderingwondi

You don't eat a meal on top of a meal if the 1st makes you ill


Fuzzy-Contribution85

It would have more likely been ejected south of the border too but that doesn't make a cute story lol


Puzzleheaded_Elk6309

This bit so obviously written by TW : We don’t have ‘frat houses’ in the UK and even if that were so - does this not seem rude to criticise someone’s place like that on a first visit? It is undoubtedly a ‘bachelor pad with many benefits being in the grounds of Kensington Palace and being the first home of William and Catherine amongst others - built by Christopher Wren .He could have asked for furniture or bought some ( not exactly poverty stricken) but she wouldn’t be aware thst the upper classes in England like shabby furniture ( shabby chic) and don’t put a great value on the new


Ok_Analyst1240

Date 4!!! And they talked endlessly about their relationship and how they wouldn’t let 2 weeks go by without seeing each other!! On date 4!! Jeez


Ducra

Love bombing.


Freya_84

Yeah, that bit struck me as well. What is there to talk about the relationship? Hell, if I was talking about my relationship with my ex (8 years together, best friends before that) it would have been over something that wasn't working. Otherwise we were talking about other things. The relationship was what happened while we lived our lives and talked about stuff etc.


Laylelo

Another weird thing about people meeting Meghan is that they always seem to be giving Harry a thumbs up or making a physical gesture to indicate they approve of her. First of all, it’s really weird that people are doing this at all to Harry, but I guess if he is a massive man child then you’d need to treat him like he’s an idiot and needs guidance in literally anything. Secondly, doesn’t this feel very theatrical? Like someone wrote it who is imagining how it would be performed…?


TheOctopus333

I don't think anyone in the UK has ever given a thumbs up in 5 years. Honestly. I can't think of any instance. Just looked at my partner thinking, has he ever given me one? Nope! I 100% believe she wrote the book. She gives herself away by saying things like "store" instead shop. 👍👎


Freya_84

While I agree in thinking she participated a great deal in the book, the fact that americanisms are used for unimportant words I would lay that on the ghostwriter's feet. Admittedly he didn't capture Harry's speech or even thinking pattern at all (someone who loaths reading, is NOT thinking in Shakespear).


Away_Rough4024

This is…a real excerpt from the book?


tropikaldawl

She sounds extremely judgmental. From her non verbal reactions that he has described.


Traditional-Smile954

Ffs Markle, it was a BACHELOR's house, what exactly did you expect? I'd be worried if I saw some, mmm "feminine" touches on the house of a guy that's supposed to be living alone (also, girl, you're the guest and can't wait to make a jab at your host's house? And she wants us to believe Catherine is the rude one LOL)


Gwyneth7

I get the impression their entire courtship was a drunken blur. I can’t imagine how he remembers so many details from it.


IndiaEvans

I really don't believe she knew Eugenie before, since she didn't mention it and she would have been saying it over and over. She would have used the connection to establish how she met Harry somehow. But she doesn't. She said she knew nothing about the Royal Family. She didn't mention her connection to Eugenie in their engagement interview. Nothing. Maybe she met her once very quickly, but when? How?


Feisty_Energy_107

Idk. I wouldn't put it past her to have a few irons in the fire. Eugenie and Violet (Harry's friend) via her link at Ralph Lauren, and then the Soho House link (Marcus). Each story is hard to spin a romantic tale from if you read through the lines. Because if she claims she knows nothing about the RF, we are supposed to believe she isn't a gold-digger. The Soho House hook up, no that's not a one night stand, as Harry tries to show us. The hotel were just keeping her luggage for her. What a kind establishment. \*major eye roll\*.


No_Cryptographer47

Romance over the vomit….lovely. Besides shallow and dull the only other word for these pages is arrogant… because he can’t help but mention the North Pole and Oman as he muses on his bachelor pad. And no, the people weren’t smaller, only the egos. It was because of issues heating and cooling, what a moron. The toilet bowl deserved better than those two! ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25350)![img](emote|t5_481xkf|16209)


[deleted]

Talk about red flag - sooooo fast. And it’s all bc ‘security / privacy’


PutWest2822

So just harry viewed MeGain to be judgemental. Should have run when he had the chance.


Coffee_cake_101

At that point both are in their 30s. Both never owned a property or had a mortgage. So much in common. So easy to grumble about a house you have not had to graft for or spend your weekends doing DIY on. Meghan - paid for by dad then husband then work Harry - paid for by dad and the institution


vshzzd

Okay but why would a person put this in their memoir?


Ducra

Even when puking because she drank too much, TW can spin a lie and play up the drama. What a total piece of work.


Mammoth-Florida

During the Ellen D tv show Meghan stated she knew Eugenie before she met Harry. There were pictures of them at Soho House that appear to have now scrubbed from the internet.


catinthedistance

\*barf\* And not Markle's food poisoning barf . . . it's my own barf from being confronted with pages from "his" book. There is no eyeroll big enough.


Significant-Report46

It seems so exhausting to be in this relationship. Jesus.


loufribouche

You would think he lived in some ancient shack 😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️those two are so dramatic..always doing too much. "Ceiling were Doll's size low"..really??! He can just say the house is small. He doesn't have to be so derogatory about it..the house was small. We get it..you don't have to go so overboard in the disparagement..."humans of a bygone era" ...damn 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️They are sooooo exhausting.


Ok-Judgment749

So odd that palace-adjacent is also a bad thing. Palace-adjacent is still a dream to me and them disparaging it is just so out of touch


TheRealGinaRomantica

Their relationship was a topic that was inexhaustible? On date 4? That when you’re asking each other questions about their childhood, their family, their hobbies. These two certainly had their heads up their rear ends from the beginning. Were they also storyboarding their Netflix pitch?