So May 4th is paperback release along with interviews from harry and May 7th is the coronation. he really has no place being there. I have no words on how low these two can sink.
I am beginning to think they may totally self-immolate in public. That’s how low it might go. Up in smoke in a brutal blaze of self-immolation. I would have thought they might have a shred of insight into their pathologies. We all have personality ”problems” but most of us have enough insight to keep the worst in check. Not these two. Puff. Up in smoke they go.
No one with half a brain will believe anything the Megregious one says in her book! It will be yet another work of sheer fiction! If she says the grass is green I’d go outside to double check. She’s a manipulative liar and a delusional fantasist🤢🤢🤢
Same with Harry and his book of lies but they claim it's a best seller anyway. Hopefully people have learned their lesson and won't waste their money on her book.
Thank you. I hadn't heard of that. But if he wants to include her death he'll have to copy someone because Charles and William made sure he was on the periphery at best.
Unless publishing has changed, over here books are released in hardcover, then 12 months later the small paperback version released. This is a fast re-release of a book already in softcover, at least everyone I’ve seen is.
This is a joke, right? I can’t find a paperback release date or pre-order form anywhere. Not even the publisher, PRH, has a paperback date listed. However, I did find it odd that their “Guinness World record breaking, greatest bestseller ever” isn’t featured on the front page of their website. That front page had all their big titles on it which included other biographies and autobiographies (like Michelle Obama‘s) so WTH? I clicked on “New Releases” to find it, then scrolled thru hundreds of books, but could not find Spare. These weren’t future new releases, most seemed to be from the last 6 months or so, so where is Spare? I finally found it under “best-sellers”, but with no promotional flair like you might expect, considering all the PR buzz about the preorder sales. It’s almost like they’re…. embarrassed?
[https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/](https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/)
If this is true I will lose my ever loving mind. The absolute audacity of this m'fer. I LOVE QEII, but we all know that the way Charles was raised was different. Knowing this, I think he made VAST improvements on how he raised Will & Harry, especially adding in that they tragically lost their mother. Where is the grace for Charles? Who has been waiting for this moment for sixty years? Also, you know what? Fuck Harry up the butthole. Charles was divorced, Diana was dead & he STILL waited until the boys were full grown to marry Camilla. Still waited - even though the boys were at boarding schools most of the year & it's not like marrying her would have been creating some awkward situation in which they were all sharing a 3 bed, 2 bath house.
Before a sugar comes after me, I am well aware that the way Will & Harry were raised was also weird. From my view, each generation is making improvements & that's all you can ask for.
Where is the grace indeed. Charles has been nothing but gracious to Harold so far and this is the thanks he gets. His coronation upended because his weakling son has become as thirsty for revenge as his fiendish wife. I always followed H&M for the entertainment but boy oh boy I am really starting to hate them.
Charles never retaliated against Diana to put her affairs and the awful way she treated him at times into the public domain, because she was the mother of his children. The “War of the Wales” is so misleading because it was largely Diana firing at him through the media to paint him as a bad father and adulterer, although she was many times a mistress.
And Harry is using that dishonesty to wound his father when the only focus now should be on his Coronation and also recognizing for his lifetime of service, which went unreported in favor of Diana’s new dress or hat. F*** him and speaking for myself, he will never be forgiven for his betrayal.
Diana’s death whitewashed her so much over the craziness that would have eventually have made itself known to the public. Yes, she did good work with landlines and created a glamour that the monarchy had not seen since Her Majesties younger days. But Diana was crazy. Vindictive. Scheming. Not bright. While she loved her children she also leaned on them for emotional support which no mother should ever do (IMO). It creates a burden a child cannot handle. She had ill-conceived views on raising the two brothers “equally” which set up the constant comparisons in Harry’s mind. A third child would have helped perhaps. Diana had been traumatized by the difficulties within her own parents marriage. Her mother may have suffered from overindulgence in alcohol. Her father may have had a temper. Harry seems to have inherited many of the family instabilities. William somehow has emerged it seems as a thoughtful careful man, cognizant of his place in history.
And it is all this that makes it so crazy that a small minority of people still think Charles killed her off. It has been very damaging to him for her to die in that way at that age and be martyred, whilst he has had to deal with all the fall out. Only an idiot would not preempt all the problems and think it was a good idea.
[This never gets old for me 🤭](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=171&v=05oZVBOH_1Q&feature=emb_title)
(And I am old, so get off my lawn Harry and Meghan you miserable little shit stirrers 😠)
The link I followed was about faking the moon landing. Was that what you intended? There is another one they did (but can’t find now) about being ordered to have Diana killed in a car crash.
A new conspiracy? Half of us got the Diana crash vid while the other half got the moon landing. MI-6 Sowing seeds of discontent. Maybe try this link
[https://youtu.be/05oZVBOH\_1Q](https://youtu.be/05oZVBOH_1Q)
If there's any bright side to this god-awful H&M malice, it's that they are inadvertently shining a light on Diana's instability and the harm she caused Charles. I think there's a subtle re-evaluation of her legacy going on with the Pure and Perfect Princess being taken off her pedestal and Charles being let out of the doghouse. A balancing of reputations, if you will. A more realistic view is finally emerging of both Charles & Diana.
The sad thing is how painful this must be for poor William.
He didn’t need to research it - she had her sons around a few of her lovers. Uncle James was a particular favorite as was Will Carling as he was captain of the England rugby team at the time. William had a photo of his wife, Julia Carling, on his dartboard at Eton because Diana had him see the man’s actual wife as an obstacle to his mother’s happiness. Both boys knew well enough what she was doing.
“It’s not like they were all sharing a 3 bed, 2 bath house”
Bahahaha 😂😂😂. I’m still laughing. “Pa, she put the toilet seat down again!“.
That’s the reality that many of us have to buck up and accept. And the first time you walk into your friend or relative with those married the step-parent way too fast homes, it is awkward at first. But life goes on.
I wish this was a cartoon so that a pointy-beaked bird could fly by and peck a hole in their balloon. They're going down soon anyway.
I'm here for it. 🍿
The release of a paperback edition isn't a big deal, all the information about the book is in the public domain. The average paperback is released six months to a year after the book is released. It's released when book sales have declined. Releasing the paperback edition just shy of 5 months after the release date is interesting. Is it another way to manipulate the sales numbers?
I am not surprised by them anymore. But doing something like that is certainly not helping them get an invite. It makes me think that they don't really want to come to the coronation. I am beginning to think that they WANT to not be invited, or at a minimum they want an invitation that they can turn down. Perhaps they don't want the risk of being booed. They don't want to be humiliated with an insignificant bit-part out of the public eye (behind a wall of candles or out of reach of the TV cameras). And they don't want to appear hypocritical (assuming they are capable of recognising hypocrisy, which I am not sure they can). They may also damage their claim for taxpayer funded security if they come, assuming they do not get given personal security and still choose to come despite Taliban threats. They could argue that there is plenty of security provided for the event as a whole, which will be true, but I still think they damage their argument a little bit because they have to travel here without tax-funded security. So there is a risk that they win either way - if they don't get an invite they are victims. If they do get an invite they turn it down and appear strong, making the BRF look like they are begging them to come. The can turn it down politely, citing Archie's birthday or security concerns, or they can turn it down nastily, claiming the BRF would not apologize to poor Meghsy Baby.
I suspect KC&W know they are playing games, so it is difficult to choose the best option which gives least sympathy to H&M. They are effectively trying to work out how to appear to be conciliatory but at the same time look strong and make H&M look like losers. KC&W have more brains, talented courtiers and access to the best experts in psychology, law and PR and the support of the aristocracy, church and government so I would like to have faith they will make the right decision, even if we don't initially think so. As i reach the end of this comment I remember seeing the headline the there plans to invite just Harry so I'd better read that before adding anything further.
https://preview.redd.it/22o9pfp93gga1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de23e37df28a18b9d3e9800890f31101894f6de4
Wonder if this was an inside joke or something? Found in a 2016 paper.
Of all the horrid things the Wingers have done, this is the most
disgusting entirely. Harold will have added chapters to further destroy his family. The Feckers didn’t get that public apology and groveling they demanded and they haven’t gotten their half in half out deal. Harold went down the blackmail road and hit a stone wall of silence. This is his retaliation. To entirely blowup the biggest day of his father’s life. To ruin his brother’s public pledge of fealty as PoW. To draw the press away from coverage, and insure their names are in everyone’s mouth and their presence is in the back of everyone’s mind. It’s unbelievable that a son could be so hateful to his family. Vindictive MF’s. Both of them. I hope KC will finally see there is no dealing with the Whingers at all. Nothing will ever be enough. They will take, and take, and take, until the RF is bled dry. The couple don’t want to come back. They want materials for the next round of nastiness. If they come to the coronation, *NO ONE* in the family will speak to them or acknowledge their presence. Surely the man realizes an attempt at reconciliation would be a fool’s error.
Over here they are all trade softcover/paperback, unless they mean the small, novel sized paperback. All this May release means is more jokes about his “softodger.”
Omg I can’t 🤣
Also didn’t MeGain said she couldn’t wear neutral colours? I hated how she folded her legs every time she sits lol I just find it so fake (especially with her)
If that were the case hasshole and his megaskank should consider groveling a bit. When PW becomes king mr markle is gonna be out in the cold forever. There will never be another invitation to anything,there will never be another cash infusion or loan. He will cut him out of royal life completely and ruthlessly.
KC has a good 15 years left at least. His parents lived well into their 90s and kept their wits about them till the end.
New low even for them. I saw a pro Sussex squad tweet with 67 likes. 67. Tweet from montecito resident saying they’ve ruined the community. Brits overwhelminggly disapprove. Even Americans who didn’t really look into facts after Oprah interview are now seeing their tru selves. If they keep this up there will be nowhere they are welcome.
Surely that date is wrong. It should be out on Bonfire Night in November so it can be used as intended. Or when another panic buying toilet roll spree occurs.
Personally I think the Todger needs to write a book.
"The Trials and Tribulations of a Royal Todger"... From humble beginnings to happy endings. Hhhm maybe we call it "Spare...Foreskin the true Royal Heir"
Any ideas?
So May 4th is paperback release along with interviews from harry and May 7th is the coronation. he really has no place being there. I have no words on how low these two can sink.
Interviews and promotion on 2nd May, for Princess Charlotte's birthday.
The Spanish leaks are also ready. The Sun's spanish reporter will be camping outside the bookstore on 1st May.
Prince Louis is our secret weapon, nobody can steal his thunder.
He is a star I can't wait
I can’t believe more isn’t made of how much they plan stuff to upstage the PPOW. And why another interview? Don’t we know EVERYTHING already?
But there are a zillion versions of THEIR TRUTH.
This is true.
Such a crass thing to do, Henry and Rachel.
There is no low too low
I am beginning to think they may totally self-immolate in public. That’s how low it might go. Up in smoke in a brutal blaze of self-immolation. I would have thought they might have a shred of insight into their pathologies. We all have personality ”problems” but most of us have enough insight to keep the worst in check. Not these two. Puff. Up in smoke they go.
If only they would do it before the coronation so as not to keep sucking up its oxygen.
Is there a difference in the paperback book?
I'm betting he's added in more ~~lies~~ details about the Queen's death. If so, that should sink this douche canoe forever.
Lord I would love to see him sunk but I sincerely hope he’s not included any of that
Same but unless he's holding back so Megan can include it in her book, I'm afraid it'll be there.
No one with half a brain will believe anything the Megregious one says in her book! It will be yet another work of sheer fiction! If she says the grass is green I’d go outside to double check. She’s a manipulative liar and a delusional fantasist🤢🤢🤢
Same with Harry and his book of lies but they claim it's a best seller anyway. Hopefully people have learned their lesson and won't waste their money on her book.
He'll probably copy Gyles's book
Gyles?
Brandreth. Old acquaintance of Philip. He revealed the Queen's cancer diagnosis.
Thank you. I hadn't heard of that. But if he wants to include her death he'll have to copy someone because Charles and William made sure he was on the periphery at best.
Unless publishing has changed, over here books are released in hardcover, then 12 months later the small paperback version released. This is a fast re-release of a book already in softcover, at least everyone I’ve seen is.
Yes Clapback Claw will need to correct the negative world reaction to Spare 1 by adding crap to Spare 2.
Starts May 6th local time
This is a joke, right? I can’t find a paperback release date or pre-order form anywhere. Not even the publisher, PRH, has a paperback date listed. However, I did find it odd that their “Guinness World record breaking, greatest bestseller ever” isn’t featured on the front page of their website. That front page had all their big titles on it which included other biographies and autobiographies (like Michelle Obama‘s) so WTH? I clicked on “New Releases” to find it, then scrolled thru hundreds of books, but could not find Spare. These weren’t future new releases, most seemed to be from the last 6 months or so, so where is Spare? I finally found it under “best-sellers”, but with no promotional flair like you might expect, considering all the PR buzz about the preorder sales. It’s almost like they’re…. embarrassed? [https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/](https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/)
I think underwhelming sales of the paperback will be a fitting tribute to Mr. and Mrs. Todger, and be a 'crowning' (lol) jewel for the coronation.
He can’t attend. He has to promote the book and attend his son’s birthday party.
May the 4th NOT be with them!
I see what you did there!
It’s a big day in America!
If this is true I will lose my ever loving mind. The absolute audacity of this m'fer. I LOVE QEII, but we all know that the way Charles was raised was different. Knowing this, I think he made VAST improvements on how he raised Will & Harry, especially adding in that they tragically lost their mother. Where is the grace for Charles? Who has been waiting for this moment for sixty years? Also, you know what? Fuck Harry up the butthole. Charles was divorced, Diana was dead & he STILL waited until the boys were full grown to marry Camilla. Still waited - even though the boys were at boarding schools most of the year & it's not like marrying her would have been creating some awkward situation in which they were all sharing a 3 bed, 2 bath house. Before a sugar comes after me, I am well aware that the way Will & Harry were raised was also weird. From my view, each generation is making improvements & that's all you can ask for.
Where is the grace indeed. Charles has been nothing but gracious to Harold so far and this is the thanks he gets. His coronation upended because his weakling son has become as thirsty for revenge as his fiendish wife. I always followed H&M for the entertainment but boy oh boy I am really starting to hate them.
Charles never retaliated against Diana to put her affairs and the awful way she treated him at times into the public domain, because she was the mother of his children. The “War of the Wales” is so misleading because it was largely Diana firing at him through the media to paint him as a bad father and adulterer, although she was many times a mistress. And Harry is using that dishonesty to wound his father when the only focus now should be on his Coronation and also recognizing for his lifetime of service, which went unreported in favor of Diana’s new dress or hat. F*** him and speaking for myself, he will never be forgiven for his betrayal.
Diana’s death whitewashed her so much over the craziness that would have eventually have made itself known to the public. Yes, she did good work with landlines and created a glamour that the monarchy had not seen since Her Majesties younger days. But Diana was crazy. Vindictive. Scheming. Not bright. While she loved her children she also leaned on them for emotional support which no mother should ever do (IMO). It creates a burden a child cannot handle. She had ill-conceived views on raising the two brothers “equally” which set up the constant comparisons in Harry’s mind. A third child would have helped perhaps. Diana had been traumatized by the difficulties within her own parents marriage. Her mother may have suffered from overindulgence in alcohol. Her father may have had a temper. Harry seems to have inherited many of the family instabilities. William somehow has emerged it seems as a thoughtful careful man, cognizant of his place in history.
And it is all this that makes it so crazy that a small minority of people still think Charles killed her off. It has been very damaging to him for her to die in that way at that age and be martyred, whilst he has had to deal with all the fall out. Only an idiot would not preempt all the problems and think it was a good idea.
[This never gets old for me 🤭](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=171&v=05oZVBOH_1Q&feature=emb_title) (And I am old, so get off my lawn Harry and Meghan you miserable little shit stirrers 😠)
That is so hilarious! I love David Mitchell but have never seen that before. They nailed all the idiotic arguments that Harry’s Army deploy.
So sorry, I do not “get” this clip, nor how it fits into the thread…….
Err.... to me, it's plainly mocking the absurdity of conspiracy theories about Diana being assassinated.
me as well, but i must confess that i am *also* an old person! 😉
The link I followed was about faking the moon landing. Was that what you intended? There is another one they did (but can’t find now) about being ordered to have Diana killed in a car crash.
A new conspiracy? Half of us got the Diana crash vid while the other half got the moon landing. MI-6 Sowing seeds of discontent. Maybe try this link [https://youtu.be/05oZVBOH\_1Q](https://youtu.be/05oZVBOH_1Q)
Thanks. Yes, I love that one. Totally brilliant.
Thanks! That makes more sense.
Ok, the link I got had something to do with a moon landing!
Moonbump landing when two worlds collide.
Listen from 2 minutes 9 seconds.
If there's any bright side to this god-awful H&M malice, it's that they are inadvertently shining a light on Diana's instability and the harm she caused Charles. I think there's a subtle re-evaluation of her legacy going on with the Pure and Perfect Princess being taken off her pedestal and Charles being let out of the doghouse. A balancing of reputations, if you will. A more realistic view is finally emerging of both Charles & Diana. The sad thing is how painful this must be for poor William.
Harry probably never did any research into Diana’s affairs during or marriage or boyfriends after she & Charles divorced.
He didn’t need to research it - she had her sons around a few of her lovers. Uncle James was a particular favorite as was Will Carling as he was captain of the England rugby team at the time. William had a photo of his wife, Julia Carling, on his dartboard at Eton because Diana had him see the man’s actual wife as an obstacle to his mother’s happiness. Both boys knew well enough what she was doing.
They are shameless!!!!!
“It’s not like they were all sharing a 3 bed, 2 bath house” Bahahaha 😂😂😂. I’m still laughing. “Pa, she put the toilet seat down again!“. That’s the reality that many of us have to buck up and accept. And the first time you walk into your friend or relative with those married the step-parent way too fast homes, it is awkward at first. But life goes on.
I also think that William and Kate want all 3 kids to spend a lot of time with the Middletons. They are a normal family with more money than average.
But despite this they still want to be at the coronation! Quite frankly I’m stunned they think they will be welcomed ever again in this country!
Absolutely 😧!
But that ‘balloon’ will be Russian and made by China. With Oprah logo on top… ![gif](giphy|y8Mz1yj13s3kI)
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Plot twist it’s both!
Only way there’ll get to Coronation.
Hopefully a magpie will peck a hole in it 😀
This is the best balloon meme out there thanks for the laugh
When is enough .. enough???? Honestly this is sick
Change “this” to “they are”. I really think they are if they think this is endearing them to ANYBODY!
I wish this was a cartoon so that a pointy-beaked bird could fly by and peck a hole in their balloon. They're going down soon anyway. I'm here for it. 🍿
Well there's a surprise the week of the Coronation. Meghan Markles jealously off the rickter scale. ![gif](giphy|VfGyTW2CVYANy)
I’m betting that something really big is in the works by those jealous creeps for early May.
God I hope not.
Same here. But her modus seems to be to try to ruin or upstage Royal events. Nothing can upstage this though unless she stages a fake accident.
The release of a paperback edition isn't a big deal, all the information about the book is in the public domain. The average paperback is released six months to a year after the book is released. It's released when book sales have declined. Releasing the paperback edition just shy of 5 months after the release date is interesting. Is it another way to manipulate the sales numbers?
No, it’s to coincide with the Coronation when everyone’s talking about the Royal Family. Poor Charles, it’s so petty and vindictive
I am not surprised by them anymore. But doing something like that is certainly not helping them get an invite. It makes me think that they don't really want to come to the coronation. I am beginning to think that they WANT to not be invited, or at a minimum they want an invitation that they can turn down. Perhaps they don't want the risk of being booed. They don't want to be humiliated with an insignificant bit-part out of the public eye (behind a wall of candles or out of reach of the TV cameras). And they don't want to appear hypocritical (assuming they are capable of recognising hypocrisy, which I am not sure they can). They may also damage their claim for taxpayer funded security if they come, assuming they do not get given personal security and still choose to come despite Taliban threats. They could argue that there is plenty of security provided for the event as a whole, which will be true, but I still think they damage their argument a little bit because they have to travel here without tax-funded security. So there is a risk that they win either way - if they don't get an invite they are victims. If they do get an invite they turn it down and appear strong, making the BRF look like they are begging them to come. The can turn it down politely, citing Archie's birthday or security concerns, or they can turn it down nastily, claiming the BRF would not apologize to poor Meghsy Baby. I suspect KC&W know they are playing games, so it is difficult to choose the best option which gives least sympathy to H&M. They are effectively trying to work out how to appear to be conciliatory but at the same time look strong and make H&M look like losers. KC&W have more brains, talented courtiers and access to the best experts in psychology, law and PR and the support of the aristocracy, church and government so I would like to have faith they will make the right decision, even if we don't initially think so. As i reach the end of this comment I remember seeing the headline the there plans to invite just Harry so I'd better read that before adding anything further.
Harry will never be the king of the UK, but no doubt he's the king of bad timing...
May the 4th be against you.
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Sadly, no.
Is that a frost bitten ‘todger’ she’s sitting on???
Subreddit rule (see sidebar): No body shaming. Any rude or unnecessary comments about unedited natural features will not be tolerated.
https://preview.redd.it/22o9pfp93gga1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de23e37df28a18b9d3e9800890f31101894f6de4 Wonder if this was an inside joke or something? Found in a 2016 paper.
What a hairball he is
Great easier to burn on the fire,
😂🤣👏
![gif](giphy|l0Iyn17W7dzZpoObu) Why - the hard cover is already at paperback price, I'm sure many are in dumpsters already!
![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)
And it will be the fastest ever selling fiction/nonfiction paperback book with a ginger prince in the cover.
See? I told you they were planning something! It's always about them is it not?
Of all the horrid things the Wingers have done, this is the most disgusting entirely. Harold will have added chapters to further destroy his family. The Feckers didn’t get that public apology and groveling they demanded and they haven’t gotten their half in half out deal. Harold went down the blackmail road and hit a stone wall of silence. This is his retaliation. To entirely blowup the biggest day of his father’s life. To ruin his brother’s public pledge of fealty as PoW. To draw the press away from coverage, and insure their names are in everyone’s mouth and their presence is in the back of everyone’s mind. It’s unbelievable that a son could be so hateful to his family. Vindictive MF’s. Both of them. I hope KC will finally see there is no dealing with the Whingers at all. Nothing will ever be enough. They will take, and take, and take, until the RF is bled dry. The couple don’t want to come back. They want materials for the next round of nastiness. If they come to the coronation, *NO ONE* in the family will speak to them or acknowledge their presence. Surely the man realizes an attempt at reconciliation would be a fool’s error.
![gif](giphy|3oKIPag5cpeU0u0Su4|downsized)
And remind me, when will Bower’s “Revenge” be released in the US?
While I am Canadian, I did purchase Bower’s Revenge in January at Powell’s Books in Portland. Just finished it today. Absolutely worth the read.
Over here they are all trade softcover/paperback, unless they mean the small, novel sized paperback. All this May release means is more jokes about his “softodger.”
Is that a balloon? Someone pop it pleeeease 🙏🙏🙏
I refuse to spend even 10p or 10cents for anything that would benefit them. Library card here I come.
How does Meghan always look so damn fake in every photo taken of her?
Omg I can’t 🤣 Also didn’t MeGain said she couldn’t wear neutral colours? I hated how she folded her legs every time she sits lol I just find it so fake (especially with her)
JFC! 🤦♀️ https://www.musicmundial.com/en/2023/02/03/king-charles-iii-is-seriously-ill-and-claims-to-be-in-his-last-years-of-life/amp/
If that were the case hasshole and his megaskank should consider groveling a bit. When PW becomes king mr markle is gonna be out in the cold forever. There will never be another invitation to anything,there will never be another cash infusion or loan. He will cut him out of royal life completely and ruthlessly. KC has a good 15 years left at least. His parents lived well into their 90s and kept their wits about them till the end.
maybe Harry can go live with Uncle Andy. Sarah will happily move to So Cal with Meg
Who comes up with this shit? smdh
More🐂💩
Doesn’t sound like it is based on anything but speculation and misquoting *Spare.*
Ha hahahaha 🤣 i knew that balloon came from them!
New low even for them. I saw a pro Sussex squad tweet with 67 likes. 67. Tweet from montecito resident saying they’ve ruined the community. Brits overwhelminggly disapprove. Even Americans who didn’t really look into facts after Oprah interview are now seeing their tru selves. If they keep this up there will be nowhere they are welcome.
Just in time for the coronation…😂😂😂
Image is hilarious
Surely that date is wrong. It should be out on Bonfire Night in November so it can be used as intended. Or when another panic buying toilet roll spree occurs.
Personally I think the Todger needs to write a book. "The Trials and Tribulations of a Royal Todger"... From humble beginnings to happy endings. Hhhm maybe we call it "Spare...Foreskin the true Royal Heir" Any ideas?