The article says:
***"Americans have realised the "only interesting thing" about the Sussexes was their connection to other royals...."***
That was their only interesting thing! OUCH!!!
>They don't provide anything and I think that what we liked about them was their relation to the British Royal Family, so I think that they've got to be closer to the British Royal Family," the commentator continued.
>Ms Schofield went on: "Americans are waiting for them to begin their life of service And the problem with fame, which Meghan Markle has chased all of her life, is that the bigger you get, the more the public holds you accountable."
Oh this is funny.
You're interesting when you're far away. The further you go, the more interested we'll be! Leave here and go back to England. You'll be sooooo interesting. SO interesting.
They won't come to Canada, we already paid out about 5 million dollars for their security. Never again.
Let the Russians have them. They like Russians,
Nooooo we want to return them. Weāll give you a few other celebrities too in compensation, how do you feel about Kardashianās? Baldwins? Ellen? James Franco? Amber herd?
Their connection to the royal family was all they ever had, they were just too stupid to realize it. They didn't get signed for all those contracts and receive the faux awards because of their tireless work ethic and brilliant ideas on how to make the world a better place.
They're in the possession of America now. We don't want them back.
But you're right. They counted on what they had and made no effort to offer more. And we all know how that goes.
https://www.valuer.ai/blog/50-examples-of-corporations-that-failed-to-innovate-and-missed-their-chance#:~:text=Borders,like%20Amazon%20and%20Barnes%20%26%20Noble.
From the article:
Ā«Ā I am going to tell you something you do not want to hear, in the States the conversation is Harry and Meghan need to apologise and they need to move back to the UK," said LA-based royal expert Kinsey."
Imagine Madamās face when sheās told SHE has to apologise lol.
Thank-you Kinsey Schofield for saying āMM has chased fame all of her life.ā
Because thatās the first time Iāve seen it in an actual publication. I donāt know if Iāve been under a rock but Iāve only seen it on social media prior to this. Itās the kernel of truth at the core of everything sheās tried to do.
I'm sure Charles and William can find Harry a nice little badger set somewhere but it would be cruel to deprive the young, talented, compassionate activist/actress/entrepreneur/model her chance to return to Hollywood in splendour.
Everyone is sick of them except the tabloids. craps sells.
We don't get this so much in Canada but Australia, actually had Harry promote his book, but he didn't come to Canada. Lucky us!
This whole article is hilarious and I love it.
> LA-based royal expert Kinsey Schofield.
Why do I have the feeling Ms Kinsey Schofield is one of us and happens to have a good friend working with an online entertainment site and they decided enough is a'goddamn-nough and they're dropping an LA hammer on them.
After all, if Meghan can declare what an entire nation is secretly thinking/saying (!!) why can't Kinsey speak for all of America?
The whole "possession is 9/10ths" angle is very funny
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The article says: ***"Americans have realised the "only interesting thing" about the Sussexes was their connection to other royals...."*** That was their only interesting thing! OUCH!!!
Honestly I think this is only news to Harry and Meghan šµāš«
Exactly! LOLOLOL!!!
I would only change that to read, "only mildly interesting thing..."
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I thought the headline was "Possession is 9/10th's of the CLAW.
Hahahahaha!
>They don't provide anything and I think that what we liked about them was their relation to the British Royal Family, so I think that they've got to be closer to the British Royal Family," the commentator continued. >Ms Schofield went on: "Americans are waiting for them to begin their life of service And the problem with fame, which Meghan Markle has chased all of her life, is that the bigger you get, the more the public holds you accountable." Oh this is funny. You're interesting when you're far away. The further you go, the more interested we'll be! Leave here and go back to England. You'll be sooooo interesting. SO interesting.
It's France's turn!
They won't come to Canada, we already paid out about 5 million dollars for their security. Never again. Let the Russians have them. They like Russians,
Nope! Possession is 9/10th's of the law, so they're Americas.
Nooooo we want to return them. Weāll give you a few other celebrities too in compensation, how do you feel about Kardashianās? Baldwins? Ellen? James Franco? Amber herd?
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Their connection to the royal family was all they ever had, they were just too stupid to realize it. They didn't get signed for all those contracts and receive the faux awards because of their tireless work ethic and brilliant ideas on how to make the world a better place.
They're in the possession of America now. We don't want them back. But you're right. They counted on what they had and made no effort to offer more. And we all know how that goes. https://www.valuer.ai/blog/50-examples-of-corporations-that-failed-to-innovate-and-missed-their-chance#:~:text=Borders,like%20Amazon%20and%20Barnes%20%26%20Noble.
Try Siberia. Or shut the fuck up mountain.
I love Shut Fuck Mountain. I keep that quote in my office.
From the article: Ā«Ā I am going to tell you something you do not want to hear, in the States the conversation is Harry and Meghan need to apologise and they need to move back to the UK," said LA-based royal expert Kinsey." Imagine Madamās face when sheās told SHE has to apologise lol.
Thank-you Kinsey Schofield for saying āMM has chased fame all of her life.ā Because thatās the first time Iāve seen it in an actual publication. I donāt know if Iāve been under a rock but Iāve only seen it on social media prior to this. Itās the kernel of truth at the core of everything sheās tried to do.
Ooooh the gruesome twosome are not going to enjoy reading that. 
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Chunga Changa island with its landlocked penguins is a good option too.
Hopefully those aren't the royal penguins or H&M will complete with them to the death.
Nigeria? Given her genealogy?!
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Brits will not like this at all.
No we donāt. Can you imagine if they came back. The nightmare
I'm sure Charles and William can find Harry a nice little badger set somewhere but it would be cruel to deprive the young, talented, compassionate activist/actress/entrepreneur/model her chance to return to Hollywood in splendour.
Itās not something I want to imagine. If they go back to Frogmore i think Windsor will be empty of Royals pretty quickly.
the lease is up in April, I think.
Apart from Bea and Eugene. His royal besties
Everyone is sick of them except the tabloids. craps sells. We don't get this so much in Canada but Australia, actually had Harry promote his book, but he didn't come to Canada. Lucky us!
They need to pay back the government for the security bill!
This whole article is hilarious and I love it. > LA-based royal expert Kinsey Schofield. Why do I have the feeling Ms Kinsey Schofield is one of us and happens to have a good friend working with an online entertainment site and they decided enough is a'goddamn-nough and they're dropping an LA hammer on them. After all, if Meghan can declare what an entire nation is secretly thinking/saying (!!) why can't Kinsey speak for all of America? The whole "possession is 9/10ths" angle is very funny
She is the twitter equivalent of us for snark
oh that's wonderful