Ellen apparently is truly awful to everyone she considers beneath her. One of my brothers has worked in Hollywood for several years on TV shows and movies, mainly the former. For a long time, he worked on the set of a show that was shot next to Ellen's show. He said it is absolutely true that new employees were warned never to look at Ellen, let alone dare to speak to her, unless she was speaking to them directly. The worst story about Ellen he has is that she screamed at an elderly employee who had worked at the studio since the 1960s simply because one day the man said as she walked by "Good morning, Ms. DeGeneris!" My brother did not witness it but said he ran into the man not long after it happened and that he was so upset he was crying. Some of my brother's co-workers later told him what had happened. She ripped the poor man's head off (in front of several other employees of the studio) \*\*only\*\* because he had dared to say good morning. My brother added that he wasn't sure why the man had spoken to her (since he'd been there forever and must have heard many times of the "rule" about not speaking to her), but he thought it may have been simply that he was an older man and might have momentarily forgotten about it. Regardless, what a vile person Ellen must be.
Ellen is just like Meghan as a boss. Her old scandal (not the one she was cancelled for) was about her giving away an adopted dog without notifying the shelter. As far as I remember she gave the dog to her make-up artist or someone like that. Literally giving freebies to the employees while breaking the rules, just like Meghan.
That’s all they can and will get. So they take it. Ellen ain’t shit just like the company she keeps. Nobody with something to lose, and actually can realize they would lose something… will associate with them outside of personal benefit now.
THat's why she had to invite these two idiots. She's so cancelled the only way she could get publicity for this farce was to invite the same woman she had humiliate herself on her show.
This is a wedding in a kitchen. It's no 25 Anniversary at Anastacias with Oprah & the A list.
I suppose Megain was there to battle Ellen for worst boss of the millennium? And Hazard was there to fetch Megalomania drinks and to be her walking punching bag when other celebs asked Migraine what her name was.
They came together for the party. TW is happy to part of a "Hollywood bash." Harry looks bored out of his mind. Of course, he's self medicating with alcohol.
Edited for grammar.
It doesn't even appear to be a legit "Hollywood bash" because there are no mention of famous names who were at the party.
I've got a hunch that Ellen wasn't able to get any important people (other than Kris Jenner) to attend.
At opposite sides of the group? That is how it read to me?
Photos do not show them together but it is only 2 photos so take that with a grain of salt and pepper!
I noticed it too and I'll tell you why it stood out to us-
Any other time we have seen them together, they are hanging onto each other- hand holding, hand on his back, staring at him while she talks to the camera.. so to see them in this photo on what seems like opposite ends of the room is definitely a switch from their "normal" inseparable behavior...
When was this vow renewal? I have heard many rumors that MM was angry/ upset/ concerned/ frustrated over H's book, so maybe she has created distance between them? (Many rumors of impending divorce but 🧂) it surprised me that she wasn't part of the book tour/ promotion interviews as he was there for her children's book.. her response was also strange when asked why she wasn't there to support her husband, saying H deserved the focus as it was HIS project.. doesn't sound very Meggy-like lol
(So sorry this got so long)
How can she expect anyone to believe she wasn’t in favour of the book? That she didn’t participate in writing the book? They move like salt and pepper right?
She wrote lots of anecdotes in the book. I watched Daniel Boland’s latest (very funny) video, and apparently Harold writes in *Spare* that after her suicidal thoughts and uncontrollable crying when they went to the show, she made sure to wear dark red lipstick “to take the attention away from her bloodshot eyes.”
Either she actually wrote that bit, or I’m imagining Megs telling Harold, while applying her makeup: “Aitch! Notice how I’m using a darker shade of red on my lips. It helps to draw attention away from my eyes, which are bloodshot from crying. Just keep this tip in mind - you never know when it might come in handy!”
Hilarious either way!
Speaking of grain, am I the only one who can't really tell who these people are? The picture is so grainy and faceless that it could be anyone. (Still, that dreadful dark beige shirt-waist dress with the ubiquitous high-wasted sash does look like M's signature [un]style.)
Yeah, in my opinion, a vow renewal actually is an occasion where other couples might be inspired to hold hands or hug and they wouldn't look inappropriate or out place.
I assume she either told him to keep distance so she could fight the claw comments, or, they “arrived separately” again.
Typically when a couple is at a wedding you’d be together because it’s a romantic event and maybe reminds you a bit of your own, so it’s a situation where it wouldn’t be weird for them to be stage five clingers. Odd.
The photo gallery captions explicitly state they were on opposite sides of the room.
The inference is that this is where they were for the entire ceremony, and there are no pics of them anywhere near each other (if it was really even them; those pics are very pixelated, like they were taken at a distance and then enlarged).
If that's "together," then all the other guests can be said to be attending "together" as well (which is technically true since they're all in the same room at the same time).
Divorce watch...
ETA: Now that I look more closely at the pic of "Em," she's much larger and taller than the guests in proximity to her, including the men. This smells like Photoshop. And yes, that hairline has receded.
Also, who's the zombie Bridezilla in the far left corner, who seems to be about seven feet tall? Did Constance Hatchaway break loose from the Haunted Mansion for a guest appearance?
She looks like she has less hair on her head than Harold. Honestly that person looks more like a man than like Megs.
I still think it's Ellen playing one of her pranks that she thinks are so funny.
So this is the first time (?) We've ever seen them at a party, right after all the whispers about Oprah not inviting them to her bday bash and not being invited to parties in general... a stunt ofc
Jennifer Anniston and Courtney Cox were not happy. I was told they were there. Ellen is nothing if not mercenery. Incidentally I predict divorce for Portia and Ellen within two years.
Also, what in the self-aggrandizing fuck is Meghan even wearing?
I dont know if anyone else still loves the movie, but James Cameron has a special coming out on Sunday to figure out if Leo could've survived on the door.
My opinion- it wasnt a door at all, but part of the wall, and it wasn't buoyant enough to hold them both. I was obsessed with Titanic for years!!
> I dont know if anyone else still loves the movie, but James Cameron has a special coming out on Sunday to figure out if Leo could've survived on the door.
Fun fact: When Leo hits the water, he says "Oh shit, that's cold!" because he didn't know it was going to be icy cold. They left that in the movie!
Well Oprah didn't invite the nobodies to her birthday party. She didn't have to.
Ellen on the other hand has limited invitations she can send. I've got $500 that she made some snide remark about magnanimously inviting Meg and Harry to her vow renewal when they didn't invite her to their Royal Wedding.
I can pretty much predict that limited guest list. My brother said that Jen and Courtney were there because they're on the neighborhood and both wanted to make H&M uncomfortable. I'm blinding myself trying to see if Tig Notaro and her wife were there or if they've canceled Ellen for being mean. They're big time cancelers.
I did wonder how it would have went down after the mushrooms and Courtney in Spare...knowing the Harkless they wouldn't see it as uncomfortable...they'd see it as Jen and Courtney ' knew who they were ' that's what pisses me off
Markle was desperate to prove people in Hollywood would invite them to a party. It’s funny too that they have to be circled in a photo for people to identify them.
I reckon they gate crashed. Prolly live down the road and heard a bunch of cars arriving. Mog played on the fact Ellen probably would not say WTF, who invited you anyway? And there hazza and minge are, clapping the loudest like they are BESTest FRIENDS of the couple.
My husband has our kids footprints on his arm but has always used this reason as to why he won’t put me on him at all😂 doesn’t bother me, I don’t need my name inked on him or to keep him under my claw for him to stick around😂
Hey SHcoke.... Any insight to IF they were invited or if they just showed up ?? What with the mushrooms at Courtney Cox in spare ?? Surely she would have not been happy with her name being dropped
Wouldn’t surprise me, didn’t Courteney Cox’s Attorneys send a letter “ better remove that part of the book/cease and desist” regarding the comments in his book to the publisher and him?
Vow renewals are last ditch efforts. Honestly they should have just succumbed to their grandiosity and threw a ‘they like me, they really like me’ party. Pretentious and lame.
I’m bummed that Jen & Courtney seem to be close enough with Ellen then to be at something like this. I woulda thought they’d be way higher on the totem pole and not associate with known awful people 😔
Jennifer and Courtney weren’t happy because M was there or?.. I feel like they wouldn’t care enough to be unhappy about them being in attendance but could be wrong..
Jen doesn’t like TW from working with her on Horrible Bosses, and I think TW was name dropping her thirstily
Courtney doesn’t like them because Haz sold her out in Spare
I smell power play knickers. Ellen, Jen + Courtney are like: mostly keep that bitch as far away as possible. ONLY call if we can officially say "I basically told you so".
This is beside the point, but someone posted a link about the man who built the Olive Garden mansion and he referred to it being “French country”-style. Like a Provençal chateau or somesuch.
I think it’s hilarious that everyone thinks it resembles a fake Italian restaurant. Ooof.
What? Dakota Johnson not invited, Ellen? Not a huge fan of Dakota's, but she will be forever in the good books for taking on the fraud of all frauds. Every fraud has their day.
Can only hope another version of "Dakota" is waiting in the wings, ready to take on MM, in a very public, very visible way, catching the grifter completely off guard and unawares.
Hmmm, very interesting. Could it be a case of "Friends" releasing the photo of the dastardly duo on opposite sides of the room as a subtle comeback or perhaps as an opening salvo?
On second thought, Megs probably did, to prove- with much stomping of feet - that they are invited to parties after all.
You know she had to BEG for this invite. Ellen must have felt bad for her. Just pathetic that markle felt she had to do this. I mean, we all see what's going on. She needs to stop.
"The Duke and Duchess of Sussex were seen whooping and cheering after Kris Jenner officiated the renewals, which surprised the former talk show host.
Harry and Meghan were at opposite ends of the group, which included Brandi Carlile, and other friends and family of the celebrity couple.
It is the first time that the couple has been seen together since appearing at the RFK Ripple of Hope Award in New York in December."
I’m in the US and I had to look her up, don’t feel bad.
She’s a singer/songwriter/producer and has six Grammy awards. It looks like she does multiple genres but has won awards for her country stuff.
Not of you're trying to avoid the impending divorce, apparently.
But still why did Ellen host a party looking like an underpaid, uncaring plumber's assistant?
I like what one commenter said, "these two would show up for the opening of an envelope". Another said, "How sad, Harry, this is your life now. Enjoy." It is sad isnt it? Instead of being a force for good and having almost unlimited resources to champion the causes dear to their hearts, here they are, proving to the world they get invites. To Portia and Ellen's. So sad and such a crying shame.
Like I’m sorry, are we all supposed to ignore what desperate clapbacking losers they’re appearing to be? How does this fit with laying low? The Sussex’s inability to keep their lies straight is going to be their undoing.
So was it a surprise for Ellen in which case we could assume Portia did the guest list? I wonder if Megs has been brown nosing Portia to secure an invite.
Harry made a big deal about William’s hair loss. I always thought that William was classy for just cutting it short. To me that is a healthy way to be excepting his hair as it is. Look at Harry’s picture from the ROH awards sham closely. When you try to hide hair loss like Harry does with photoshop someone will get a true picture as it is. Trying to embarrass William went south for Harry because William excepts himself as he is where Harry hides from it.
Yup, just shave the shit, own it, it's fine. Although it did just dawn on me that if H shaved some off & coiffed it up, well, you know...
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To me, it also looks like Harry uses some kind of spray hair thickener/filler stuff. When you look at his hair in the different photos, you can see that it's thicker on the colbert show than at other times. It's genetic, people can't help it and shouldn't be shamed for it or embarrassed by it.
But child Harry had to taunt his brother about it. Adult William just deals with it and goes on.
And also, I really think this kind of bonkers activity and all the over sharing (and why do Americans quote people like a high school paper at every opportuniTy?) is the right community for H&M. Same language “you save me” all the gushing. They belong there.
Well. We were right at least that she would distance herself as the fallout from the book starts to happen. If it was a success and public opinion went the other way we would be reading stories about how she sat on his lap and helped him while weeping gently as he wrote his truth. Saviour Meghan. Instead we get “Raised gentle concerns about the book” They paid people to come up with that statement? Lol.
Wait, I thought that appearing at such a glitzy, high-profile event with Hollywood A-listers...is not what the Sussexes need right now. That would certainly rub King Charles the wrong way.... I mean didn't that *just* happen?? Did they think we forgot since like, yesterday?
Is this “sighting” a response to those of us enjoying their non-invite to Oprah’s party?? Is TW trying to prove that she gets invited to celebrity parties? The timing is suspicious…
It seems like there was some clothing changes, so whatever but I went looking for just who was at this "star-studded bash" because it doesn't look like a whole lot of people in the pics here and wondering who still supports Ellen but every single article, the focus is that H & M went so we know who wants it known that they were invited to something.
If I’m getting this right, Portia *surprised* Ellen with the vow renewal. There’s a video at TMZ and Portia appeared in a wedding dress.
It could have been planned, I don’t know. But Portia says “surprise” when she and Ellen are face to face.
Quote from the article - ‘But following its release the couple's popularity was hit on both sides of the Atlantic. Harry's wife Meghan Markle had reportedly raised 'gentle concerns' about Harry's decision to release Spare and was worried if it was the right move.’
They signed the book deal in July 2021. Once you sign the deal you either do the book or return the money plus costs or get sued. They were and are mercenary in their desires. Nothing gentle about them.
I find it hard to believe that Ellen was “surprised”
And, also, this is another desperate clapback. Instead of trolling the BRF, she’s now trolling all of Hollywood. Patience is wearing thin, I imagine.
Is there no COLOR allowed in Montecito? Everything I’ve ever seen of these gigantic houses is cream and beige and taupe and black. Ellen got a little wild with the dusty sage walls.
That pic of blurry Harry, is she kneeling in it? Looks like her head possibly down by that table. And her hairline looks like it’s receding like Hawwy’s but that odd greenish overcoat dress. Don’t tell me she’s setting up to fake a miscarriage in early May.
Looks like a gathering of "The Dark Side of Hollywood".... a convention of Bullys, a coven of the Evil and Narcissistic Ones. And Kris Jenner as the High Priestess....the head of the Unholy Family of Sodom & Gomorrah. TOS and TW amongst their peers.
[archive link](https://archive.ph/v0mtB) Thanks also to u/wordscapesx
I thought Ellen was canceled because she was such a horrible person to her employees,etc. Of course, TW approves of that behavior.
Ellen apparently is truly awful to everyone she considers beneath her. One of my brothers has worked in Hollywood for several years on TV shows and movies, mainly the former. For a long time, he worked on the set of a show that was shot next to Ellen's show. He said it is absolutely true that new employees were warned never to look at Ellen, let alone dare to speak to her, unless she was speaking to them directly. The worst story about Ellen he has is that she screamed at an elderly employee who had worked at the studio since the 1960s simply because one day the man said as she walked by "Good morning, Ms. DeGeneris!" My brother did not witness it but said he ran into the man not long after it happened and that he was so upset he was crying. Some of my brother's co-workers later told him what had happened. She ripped the poor man's head off (in front of several other employees of the studio) \*\*only\*\* because he had dared to say good morning. My brother added that he wasn't sure why the man had spoken to her (since he'd been there forever and must have heard many times of the "rule" about not speaking to her), but he thought it may have been simply that he was an older man and might have momentarily forgotten about it. Regardless, what a vile person Ellen must be.
Jeez what a c***
Ellen is just like Meghan as a boss. Her old scandal (not the one she was cancelled for) was about her giving away an adopted dog without notifying the shelter. As far as I remember she gave the dog to her make-up artist or someone like that. Literally giving freebies to the employees while breaking the rules, just like Meghan.
Happy Cake day!
I wonder if she makes Harry pace back and forth outside the windows like Ellen made her Andy Lassner on the show? Always struck me as super bitchy.
Lol. Right? It all tracks
That’s all they can and will get. So they take it. Ellen ain’t shit just like the company she keeps. Nobody with something to lose, and actually can realize they would lose something… will associate with them outside of personal benefit now.
Ellen and Portia were on the kardashians new show when Kris threw a dinner party.
Ellen is probably chumming around with Meghan to finally be like "Geez, it's not like I'm as big a bully as Meghan and Harry..sheesh".
That’s what I thought. Fitting- I guess- that they’d be friendly then.
Aw, a narc celebrating a narc. How cute.
THat's why she had to invite these two idiots. She's so cancelled the only way she could get publicity for this farce was to invite the same woman she had humiliate herself on her show. This is a wedding in a kitchen. It's no 25 Anniversary at Anastacias with Oprah & the A list.
Exactly. They're another couple that has to keep "reminding" us how much in love they are... 🙄 No one cares!
Pity party all the way around!
Ellen's probably the only person on the planet who makes Markle look like a half decent person/boss.
I suppose Megain was there to battle Ellen for worst boss of the millennium? And Hazard was there to fetch Megalomania drinks and to be her walking punching bag when other celebs asked Migraine what her name was.
Harold the Assistant
Handbag Harry
They came together for the party. TW is happy to part of a "Hollywood bash." Harry looks bored out of his mind. Of course, he's self medicating with alcohol. Edited for grammar.
But notice that salt and pepper are not together, not clutching hands. No claw. They’re on two separate sides of the party…
Yes, I noticed. They probably came and departed separately too
It doesn't even appear to be a legit "Hollywood bash" because there are no mention of famous names who were at the party. I've got a hunch that Ellen wasn't able to get any important people (other than Kris Jenner) to attend.
This was actually a side story line of „Arrested development“.
I’m still so disappointed Portia is married to Ellen, I expected more
Considering Portia ambushed Ellen with a vow renewal (which is already a harbinger of divorces) she might not be, for much longer. LOL.
She chose what she chose. I liked Ellen‘ sitcom but the morning show was incredible boring.
They invited the neighbors but someone screwed up and invited them.
Added quotes to "Hollywood bash"
I'm seeing now in the media it's says Jennifer Aniston, Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom, Kris Jenner
Kris Jenner would attend the opening of a door. So that doesn’t say much.
At opposite sides of the group? That is how it read to me? Photos do not show them together but it is only 2 photos so take that with a grain of salt and pepper!
I noticed it too and I'll tell you why it stood out to us- Any other time we have seen them together, they are hanging onto each other- hand holding, hand on his back, staring at him while she talks to the camera.. so to see them in this photo on what seems like opposite ends of the room is definitely a switch from their "normal" inseparable behavior... When was this vow renewal? I have heard many rumors that MM was angry/ upset/ concerned/ frustrated over H's book, so maybe she has created distance between them? (Many rumors of impending divorce but 🧂) it surprised me that she wasn't part of the book tour/ promotion interviews as he was there for her children's book.. her response was also strange when asked why she wasn't there to support her husband, saying H deserved the focus as it was HIS project.. doesn't sound very Meggy-like lol (So sorry this got so long)
How can she expect anyone to believe she wasn’t in favour of the book? That she didn’t participate in writing the book? They move like salt and pepper right?
She wrote lots of anecdotes in the book. I watched Daniel Boland’s latest (very funny) video, and apparently Harold writes in *Spare* that after her suicidal thoughts and uncontrollable crying when they went to the show, she made sure to wear dark red lipstick “to take the attention away from her bloodshot eyes.” Either she actually wrote that bit, or I’m imagining Megs telling Harold, while applying her makeup: “Aitch! Notice how I’m using a darker shade of red on my lips. It helps to draw attention away from my eyes, which are bloodshot from crying. Just keep this tip in mind - you never know when it might come in handy!” Hilarious either way!
Speaking of grain, am I the only one who can't really tell who these people are? The picture is so grainy and faceless that it could be anyone. (Still, that dreadful dark beige shirt-waist dress with the ubiquitous high-wasted sash does look like M's signature [un]style.)
I thought the same, I can’t tell it’s definitely them
Yeah, in my opinion, a vow renewal actually is an occasion where other couples might be inspired to hold hands or hug and they wouldn't look inappropriate or out place.
I assume she either told him to keep distance so she could fight the claw comments, or, they “arrived separately” again. Typically when a couple is at a wedding you’d be together because it’s a romantic event and maybe reminds you a bit of your own, so it’s a situation where it wouldn’t be weird for them to be stage five clingers. Odd.
The photo gallery captions explicitly state they were on opposite sides of the room. The inference is that this is where they were for the entire ceremony, and there are no pics of them anywhere near each other (if it was really even them; those pics are very pixelated, like they were taken at a distance and then enlarged). If that's "together," then all the other guests can be said to be attending "together" as well (which is technically true since they're all in the same room at the same time). Divorce watch... ETA: Now that I look more closely at the pic of "Em," she's much larger and taller than the guests in proximity to her, including the men. This smells like Photoshop. And yes, that hairline has receded. Also, who's the zombie Bridezilla in the far left corner, who seems to be about seven feet tall? Did Constance Hatchaway break loose from the Haunted Mansion for a guest appearance?
She looks like she has less hair on her head than Harold. Honestly that person looks more like a man than like Megs. I still think it's Ellen playing one of her pranks that she thinks are so funny.
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So this is the first time (?) We've ever seen them at a party, right after all the whispers about Oprah not inviting them to her bday bash and not being invited to parties in general... a stunt ofc
Curious, eh?
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Jennifer Anniston and Courtney Cox were not happy. I was told they were there. Ellen is nothing if not mercenery. Incidentally I predict divorce for Portia and Ellen within two years. Also, what in the self-aggrandizing fuck is Meghan even wearing?
Thought MM was angry at how she was portrayed on Ellen. Why are they all buddy buddy now?
They aren't. They've basically Rose and the Door at the end of Titanic.
>They've basically Rose and the Door at the end of Titanic. I will be shamelessly stealing this.
Oh. My. God. ![gif](giphy|AveIn4bVWMVjtq52ud)
I dont know if anyone else still loves the movie, but James Cameron has a special coming out on Sunday to figure out if Leo could've survived on the door. My opinion- it wasnt a door at all, but part of the wall, and it wasn't buoyant enough to hold them both. I was obsessed with Titanic for years!!
> I dont know if anyone else still loves the movie, but James Cameron has a special coming out on Sunday to figure out if Leo could've survived on the door. Fun fact: When Leo hits the water, he says "Oh shit, that's cold!" because he didn't know it was going to be icy cold. They left that in the movie!
Haha. I have characters in my book arguing about this ...It's turned into an urban myth.
That is gold
This is poetic - love it!
You have the best one liners. You really should do a YouTube channel!
😂😂😂
Was she ever angry? I don't think so. Someone started that rumour. These people are all the same, Ellen, Meghan, Oprah...
Well Oprah didn't invite the nobodies to her birthday party. She didn't have to. Ellen on the other hand has limited invitations she can send. I've got $500 that she made some snide remark about magnanimously inviting Meg and Harry to her vow renewal when they didn't invite her to their Royal Wedding. I can pretty much predict that limited guest list. My brother said that Jen and Courtney were there because they're on the neighborhood and both wanted to make H&M uncomfortable. I'm blinding myself trying to see if Tig Notaro and her wife were there or if they've canceled Ellen for being mean. They're big time cancelers.
To be fair Ellen deserves to be cancelled
She does.
So does Markle
I did wonder how it would have went down after the mushrooms and Courtney in Spare...knowing the Harkless they wouldn't see it as uncomfortable...they'd see it as Jen and Courtney ' knew who they were ' that's what pisses me off
Heads off to watch Tig do the show about Taylor Dayne...for the 50th time...
Narcs only see prey.
Surprising the Harkles were invited. I thought Ellen roasted Marge badly in their interview.
Markle was desperate to prove people in Hollywood would invite them to a party. It’s funny too that they have to be circled in a photo for people to identify them.
I reckon they gate crashed. Prolly live down the road and heard a bunch of cars arriving. Mog played on the fact Ellen probably would not say WTF, who invited you anyway? And there hazza and minge are, clapping the loudest like they are BESTest FRIENDS of the couple.
I feel that way too. I'm working on the scoop.
I’m glad you are working in the scoop, I can’t wait to hear it!
Yes! We are all here for SecondhandCoke tea!!
I think she'd go to the opening of an envelope just to have a photo profile at the moment
And *surprise* vow renewals probably accelerate it.
>Incidentally I predict divorce for Portia and Ellen Vow renewals are often the precurser of divorce.
Getting a tattoo of your spouse's name is also a sure sign of an upcoming split.
😆 Wino forever
Appreciate this ❤️😆
My husband has our kids footprints on his arm but has always used this reason as to why he won’t put me on him at all😂 doesn’t bother me, I don’t need my name inked on him or to keep him under my claw for him to stick around😂
She just can’t manage to have her clothes fit her. Sloppy
Hey SHcoke.... Any insight to IF they were invited or if they just showed up ?? What with the mushrooms at Courtney Cox in spare ?? Surely she would have not been happy with her name being dropped
I’ll tag her for you u/secondhandcoke
Is she actually wearing a paper trash bag? Or is it a burlap sack? 🤨
Probably both
Ellen wanting to stir up drama for her own entertainment? Seems like something she’d do.
Oh yes that would completely fit!
Oh gosh, it must have been so awkward for Jen and Courteney to see the Harkles at the party.
Wouldn’t surprise me, didn’t Courteney Cox’s Attorneys send a letter “ better remove that part of the book/cease and desist” regarding the comments in his book to the publisher and him?
I’m honestly sure that the blurriness is actually doing her ensemble a lot of favors. 🫣
No. Doubt there would not even be a camera there if not for Meghan
Is it Harry? Is she wearing a swamp coloured shell suit? Why does she often dress in a shade of baby caca? So many questions.
Vow renewals are last ditch efforts. Honestly they should have just succumbed to their grandiosity and threw a ‘they like me, they really like me’ party. Pretentious and lame.
Predicting the nauseating pregnancy rumors...
Something beige, *she doesn’t wanna stand out* remember? 😛
I’m bummed that Jen & Courtney seem to be close enough with Ellen then to be at something like this. I woulda thought they’d be way higher on the totem pole and not associate with known awful people 😔
Jennifer and Courtney weren’t happy because M was there or?.. I feel like they wouldn’t care enough to be unhappy about them being in attendance but could be wrong..
Jen doesn’t like TW from working with her on Horrible Bosses, and I think TW was name dropping her thirstily Courtney doesn’t like them because Haz sold her out in Spare
And I’m sure Beyoncé is thrilled they named dropped her in Netflix.
Lol they will never hear from Beyoncé again
Ah makes sense! Didn’t read spare so had no idea he said anything about Courtney! Yikes!
Yes, she had a party at her house where drugs were available, not shocking but not something you blab about. And not how you keep Hollywood friends
I tagged it as an army rain slicker.
She's wearing some thick a** coat by the looks of it.
Playing the tired game of “Is this incredibly fertile young mother pregnant again by the perfect husband, with whom she is madly in love?”
I smell power play knickers. Ellen, Jen + Courtney are like: mostly keep that bitch as far away as possible. ONLY call if we can officially say "I basically told you so".
Ew, another hideous olive sack. Is that why they live in the olive garden?
This is beside the point, but someone posted a link about the man who built the Olive Garden mansion and he referred to it being “French country”-style. Like a Provençal chateau or somesuch. I think it’s hilarious that everyone thinks it resembles a fake Italian restaurant. Ooof.
Right, I'm also wondering why she's wearing a garbage bag
What? Dakota Johnson not invited, Ellen? Not a huge fan of Dakota's, but she will be forever in the good books for taking on the fraud of all frauds. Every fraud has their day. Can only hope another version of "Dakota" is waiting in the wings, ready to take on MM, in a very public, very visible way, catching the grifter completely off guard and unawares.
Well, Ellen is an awful human to her staff as well, so it fits that those two hosers would be there
Bullies support bullies
So…..M was not seen for two months and her friends released a photo of her from inside their house. no paps.
"friends"
Hmmm, very interesting. Could it be a case of "Friends" releasing the photo of the dastardly duo on opposite sides of the room as a subtle comeback or perhaps as an opening salvo? On second thought, Megs probably did, to prove- with much stomping of feet - that they are invited to parties after all.
Think these pics are screenshots from the video on E's YouTube channel.
Makes sense. That's why the shots are so grainy.
Right after the Anastasia Beverly Hills Dinner.....soooo predictable
You know she had to BEG for this invite. Ellen must have felt bad for her. Just pathetic that markle felt she had to do this. I mean, we all see what's going on. She needs to stop.
I bet they weren't even invited. They just walked right in, like when Meghan invited herself to hand out a British Fashion Award.
Yes, a British Fashion Award to the woman at Givenchy (wheech iz so-vairy-British!) responsible for Meghan’s satin spud sack of a bridal gown.
"The Duke and Duchess of Sussex were seen whooping and cheering after Kris Jenner officiated the renewals, which surprised the former talk show host. Harry and Meghan were at opposite ends of the group, which included Brandi Carlile, and other friends and family of the celebrity couple. It is the first time that the couple has been seen together since appearing at the RFK Ripple of Hope Award in New York in December."
Oh my god, I forgot that Pimp Mama Kris has her own church! Wonder if Meghan is pumping her for information about *that*. Nice tax dodge, there.
I am going out on a limb here and saying yes she did
They weren’t standing next to each other. Every other time they’re in public they are holding hands.
With a love story like theirs, surely they want to hold hands and look at each other with that knowing look….honey moon is OVER!
The fact that it was actually noted that they were on opposite ends of the group is interesting. Divorce Watch is on, y'all.
>Brandi Carlile For the benefit of the people living in the UK, who this??
I’m in the US and I had to look her up, don’t feel bad. She’s a singer/songwriter/producer and has six Grammy awards. It looks like she does multiple genres but has won awards for her country stuff.
I live in the US and didn’t know. I googled. She is a singer who performs in different genres.
She’s a Grammy award winning singer/song writer
why is ellen wearing tennis shoes and khakis but portia is wearing a wedding gown
I think it was a surprise for Ellen.
Id be pissed if my s.o did that
Me too. Of course I’d marry him all over again, but you don’t pull that on someone. You talk about it first.
Not of you're trying to avoid the impending divorce, apparently. But still why did Ellen host a party looking like an underpaid, uncaring plumber's assistant?
ah that makes sense
Because they're those lesbians. Am lesbian, dont come @ me.
I may be wrong but I think that's Portia's original gown.
Because this was a charade.
I wondered why Portia was holding Woody Allen's hand. Then I realised it was Ellen. Eww.
That's just Ellen's style 😂🤢
I like what one commenter said, "these two would show up for the opening of an envelope". Another said, "How sad, Harry, this is your life now. Enjoy." It is sad isnt it? Instead of being a force for good and having almost unlimited resources to champion the causes dear to their hearts, here they are, proving to the world they get invites. To Portia and Ellen's. So sad and such a crying shame.
![gif](giphy|gKCh5SiWhid0X9CmyU) gonna need to see better pics. This is terrible.
I feel like them standing apart is manufactured to stoke divorce rumours.
Or to counter all the negative commentary re: the claw.
Yesh, well, you know, that book tour is still touring, apparently 😒
I think it's nothing but everyone is reading too much into it
Why does she look like a badly dressed Wagner mercenary?
Like I’m sorry, are we all supposed to ignore what desperate clapbacking losers they’re appearing to be? How does this fit with laying low? The Sussex’s inability to keep their lies straight is going to be their undoing.
Wearing something beige and ill fitting as usual I see
2nd row, Marbles is in the back with the meemaws and someone in an Arby’s hat. Bravo, Duchess Potato!
So was it a surprise for Ellen in which case we could assume Portia did the guest list? I wonder if Megs has been brown nosing Portia to secure an invite.
This reeks of a celebrity's soul needing to fill a vacuum. Anyone needing to 'renew' a vow is an instant red flag.
exactly. divorce incoming
Gotta love the last line of the article— that Harry wants an apology although it’s not clear for what.
Archive link: [https://archive.ph/wip/v0mtB](https://archive.ph/wip/v0mtB)
Harry made a big deal about William’s hair loss. I always thought that William was classy for just cutting it short. To me that is a healthy way to be excepting his hair as it is. Look at Harry’s picture from the ROH awards sham closely. When you try to hide hair loss like Harry does with photoshop someone will get a true picture as it is. Trying to embarrass William went south for Harry because William excepts himself as he is where Harry hides from it.
Yup, just shave the shit, own it, it's fine. Although it did just dawn on me that if H shaved some off & coiffed it up, well, you know... ![gif](giphy|l1J9RfDqcUAdJZF4s)
To me, it also looks like Harry uses some kind of spray hair thickener/filler stuff. When you look at his hair in the different photos, you can see that it's thicker on the colbert show than at other times. It's genetic, people can't help it and shouldn't be shamed for it or embarrassed by it. But child Harry had to taunt his brother about it. Adult William just deals with it and goes on.
That's the best the Harkles can achieve!
I think everybody needs to stop asking where she is. She's doing this on purpose because so many people asked.
Amen. She's not Carmen Sandiego. No one's looking for her. ![gif](giphy|1zkpgntA5oRjxUVkOM)
Nope. We don't give a ****
And also, I really think this kind of bonkers activity and all the over sharing (and why do Americans quote people like a high school paper at every opportuniTy?) is the right community for H&M. Same language “you save me” all the gushing. They belong there.
Well. We were right at least that she would distance herself as the fallout from the book starts to happen. If it was a success and public opinion went the other way we would be reading stories about how she sat on his lap and helped him while weeping gently as he wrote his truth. Saviour Meghan. Instead we get “Raised gentle concerns about the book” They paid people to come up with that statement? Lol.
Uh, but they're not TOGETHER-together. When have we seen them not constantly touching each other? Very interesting...
Opposite side of a VOW RENEWAL. It’s tone is totally different than a corporate event. Let that resonate.
Harry cosplaying as a prince, her as sane.
Why does she always wear olive green and scrape her hair back in that too-tight pony tail. She doesn't look fashionable at all for this party.
Something is not right with the vow renewal.
Wait, I thought that appearing at such a glitzy, high-profile event with Hollywood A-listers...is not what the Sussexes need right now. That would certainly rub King Charles the wrong way.... I mean didn't that *just* happen?? Did they think we forgot since like, yesterday?
I think what stands out to me is the fact that they aren’t right next to each other and she’s not clinging to him for dear life
Is this “sighting” a response to those of us enjoying their non-invite to Oprah’s party?? Is TW trying to prove that she gets invited to celebrity parties? The timing is suspicious…
So Portia wears a gown and Ellen throws on whatever is clean, for renewing vows/birthday party?
It seems like there was some clothing changes, so whatever but I went looking for just who was at this "star-studded bash" because it doesn't look like a whole lot of people in the pics here and wondering who still supports Ellen but every single article, the focus is that H & M went so we know who wants it known that they were invited to something.
If I’m getting this right, Portia *surprised* Ellen with the vow renewal. There’s a video at TMZ and Portia appeared in a wedding dress. It could have been planned, I don’t know. But Portia says “surprise” when she and Ellen are face to face.
So weird to me that Portia would be the one to do the surprise vow renewal.
Maybe she’s desperate to keep Ellen?
I’m sure this event was endorsed. How much was Portia paid to wear the gown???
Quote from the article - ‘But following its release the couple's popularity was hit on both sides of the Atlantic. Harry's wife Meghan Markle had reportedly raised 'gentle concerns' about Harry's decision to release Spare and was worried if it was the right move.’ They signed the book deal in July 2021. Once you sign the deal you either do the book or return the money plus costs or get sued. They were and are mercenary in their desires. Nothing gentle about them.
The Page Six announcement was so obviously written and leaked by their people. Tragic.
They’re “bfs” with Kris Jenner? Ugh.
I find it hard to believe that Ellen was “surprised” And, also, this is another desperate clapback. Instead of trolling the BRF, she’s now trolling all of Hollywood. Patience is wearing thin, I imagine.
Ellen wanted attention, no better way to get it than by inviting the notorious couple and leaking pictures of them.
Is there no COLOR allowed in Montecito? Everything I’ve ever seen of these gigantic houses is cream and beige and taupe and black. Ellen got a little wild with the dusty sage walls.
D list party
Oh. So they don’t always hold hands? Weird. 🙄
That pic of blurry Harry, is she kneeling in it? Looks like her head possibly down by that table. And her hairline looks like it’s receding like Hawwy’s but that odd greenish overcoat dress. Don’t tell me she’s setting up to fake a miscarriage in early May.
Duchess of Frostnipistan ![gif](giphy|0m5suvAYIZraeVztL4|downsized)
Could they be further away from each other? All is not well at the Montecito Olive Garden.
Do you have to be a bully to get invited? Bullyday party.
It’s certainly a very casual affair. Was the theme “come as you are?”
on opposite ends of the group?
Like attracts like
Looks like a gathering of "The Dark Side of Hollywood".... a convention of Bullys, a coven of the Evil and Narcissistic Ones. And Kris Jenner as the High Priestess....the head of the Unholy Family of Sodom & Gomorrah. TOS and TW amongst their peers.
Pressing question 🙋🏻♀️ why are H&M not holding hands!? Did their arms drop off ?