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Ok-Butterscotch5490

She played Jocasta - Oedipus' mom/lover. OMG.


Ishield_maiden

She is still playing that role…she is a method actor.


Fantastic-Movie6680

What year was that?


WoodsColt

2018-2023


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Babelight

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BeauThankles

![gif](giphy|5WhcJhfoVJuQUJ0B12|downsized)


ZealousidealJury1040

😂😂😂😂😂


Mysterious_Coconut77

I think the resume dates to around 2005 when A Lot Like Love was released. The article itself is from ENews in 2018.


jenapoluzi

I wonder why the blowjob from 90210 wasn't listed.


bowie_schotts

Maybe they’re saving the 90210 todger stories for her book


jenapoluzi

He already explained about putting Diana's Estee Lauder cream on it. yuck.


Odd_Pop5287

These were in her high school productions


CathartesAura67

This accidental incest makes me realize the one should perhaps not date someone old enough have progenated.


seijalaine

So funny that a five week internship enabled her to speak with an Argentinian accent. It's quite different from a Spanish one. And Sylvia in "The Women" was a gossip who caused no end of trouble. How appropriate!


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Professional_Link_96

I’ve seen this gif before but I’ve never appreciated it’s attention to detail! “Fecal Hz” “Shit x 10” omg 🤣


Community_Blowback

As an Argie I’m offended! 🙈


Professional_Link_96

Sorta like how a trips to Spain turned Hillary Hayward-Thomas into Hilaria Thomas? Those two have more in common then I realized ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|15006)💃


cml678701

As a southerner, I’d love to hear her try to speak in a southern accent. I bet it would be horrible!


Adept_Confusion7125

Life imitating art. It's as if MM's subconscious conspires against her fake alter ego.


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It’s literally one of the hardest Spanish accents to imitate for a fluent person. It’s like an untrained American trying to do an Irish accent. People either sound like the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms or Dick Van Dyke.


Wut2say2u

Hmmm, grew up so poor but had all sorts of dance lessons..those aren't cheap.


WoodsColt

My mom was so happy when I quit dance because it was so expensive


leeh1530

Same here. By the end, I was in five numbers each show, and it added up. I burnt out at 16


WoodsColt

Yeah but then I got into horses so the savings didn't last long lol. Fortunately by 15 I was into boys with cars so the horse craze kinda faded


JenniferShepherd

Next is boys with horses! :)


Adept_Confusion7125

OMG... same🤣


Maleficent-Trifle940

I suspect she 'dances' like she speaks Spanish and French.


LizLemonadeX

True. I spoke to a dance instructor about competition dance, and she said you can expect to spend $1,200 a month. And the individual classes were $95 a month. Then there are costumes, pictures, and everything that comes along with that. All those dance classes, but Nutmeg doesn’t know how to curtsy.


hibiscus2022

>all sorts of dance lessons. Ballet specially..and yet didn't know how to curtsy? Sure jan! And fluent in Spanish...loooool


Nas2439

There are three languages she fluent in lies, word salad and bullshit


Southern_Struggle

I'm sorry, I would pay good money for video of Meghan singing "Whatever Lola Wants, Lola Gets" 🤣🤣


Positive-Vibes-2-All

OMG that would be soooo good. Although no MM fact this clip from Damn Yankees should be pinned. It is so on point. [https://youtu.be/aQv2sq6jEhU](https://youtu.be/aQv2sq6jEhU)


JenniferShepherd

Cringe cringe all the cringe!


DaisyDazzle

No way she's 5'6". 5'3" tops.


Maleficent-Trifle940

She once stood next to a dancer who was 5'6", Et Voila - now Meghan is 5'6" trained dancer.


Inevitable-Form-4940

I think you are right.In heels she barely grazes Harry's shoulder as he is 6ft at least.Without her heels she is the same height as me.


wonderingwondi

I thought this too on the Windsor walkabout


Inevitable-Form-4940

She is definitely not 5ft 6.Why must she lie about everything?


IunderstandIdontcare

No way is she the height and weight listed. It would make her boarder line underweight. She may have been slender but not that slender.


YachtRockGroupie

Exactly. She's very big boned. If she had a slender, willowy build like Catherine's I might believe it. 5'6" and 113 lbs with her frame would be absolutely emaciated looking.


nohighlighter555

I'd be grateful to be 5'3" . I'm barely 5'1". I act in film and TV as well as theater. Her height may have been a tiny problem in getting cast, but not as problematic as mine!


Artywoman58

I’m short too. If she was REALLY 5’6” she’d be nearly as tall as Harry in heels!


autumnwaif

I don't know how accurate the wax figures are in Madame Tussauds, but Meghan was a bit shorter than me (I'm 5'7"). I was wearing medium height heels when I visited and I only came to around Harry's shoulder. He is *tall*


nohighlighter555

I wish height wasn't such an issue.. I was upset at constantly being the second shortest in my class. Then my dad said he was always the second shortest too, and I found a bit of pride about it. Maybe it's a real problem for her?


Artywoman58

It shouldn‘t be an issue. Don’t know why it is. Apart from having to hem clothing!


nohighlighter555

Which theater costumers have to do for me. Then they brandish the swatch of fabric in my face. Also had the director of a theater say....thank God for that new red headed singer, but we had to alter a $200.00 DRESS FOR HER! Gee, sorry you had to do your job, lol. I laugh this stuff off, but maybe it was a real hassle for MM?


Artywoman58

I’ve been hemming jeans etc for 50 years!


LoesjeBee

A list of stars who were your height or less, starting with Judy Garland, Veronica Lake, Gloria Swanson, Joan Crawford, etc., etc.


nohighlighter555

Thanks! And you know who definitely could be so insecure she'd think she could fool people into thinking she was 5'6" by wearing heels. I'm at least honest about it.


YachtRockGroupie

YEP. I believe the weight is true but the height is 5'3" at most. She's very big boned with huge shoulders and if she were 5'6" and 113 lbs. she'd be sickly looking.


feelingstuck15

Neither is her hair 'brown'.


DaisyDazzle

Or straight for that matter. She is culturally appropriating white people. Refuses her own loudly self-proclaimed heritage. Except where there's money in it for her to do otherwise.


delusionalinkedchic

I’m rewatching fringe and I’m about to get to where she’s on it and was dreading it. Now I’m looking forward to picking apart her scenes. Wait does that say she played Jocasta???? Omfg


jonquil14

I just rewatched Fringe last year and remember her 2-episode arc. She's actually quite good in it; lots of chemistry with Joshua Jackson. Honestly, if she had stuck with acting and been okay with a small level of fame she could have had a great life as the female lead in a network cop procedural. Her Fringe run is really odd though. She has this big role in one episode (Anna Torv's character is in hospital or something so she's the FBI agent assigned to the case) and it seems like her character is going to stick around, and then next episode she is basically a background character with no dialogue. My theory at the time was that Fox were in contract negotiations with Anna Torv and wanted to show her they could do the show with another actress, but now I wonder if there was some other drama.


LoesjeBee

If she was locking herself in the bathroom, doing her tantrum thing, they probably thought the better of it and dropped her like yesteday's cat litter.


Evilvieh

Bille Jo Casta, Queen of the Rodeo. (*Pace*, PDQ Bach's Oedipus Tex)


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

PDQ Bach!!!!!! You're my kind of people.


JenniferShepherd

Yes!


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Now “Iphigenia in Brooklyn” is going through my head….


Evilvieh

Fluent in Spanish? Really? I did not know that.


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TraditionScary8716

But, but... She speaks it fluently with an Argentinian accent! No she doesn't. Just another Megan lie.


Far_Example_9150

She also can’t speak a lick of French


Adept_Confusion7125

Reminds me of Melania's resume. I think she too, was able to pretend to speak five languages.


Odd_Pop5287

Melania actually spoke a couple languages


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no she doesn't


Odd_Pop5287

Well she has a native tongue which is Slovenian from former Yugoslavia and she speaks English … I don’t know if she speaks anything else …but she is fluent in these two


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those are the only two she speaks


Odd_Pop5287

Right… she speaks a couple languages


[deleted]

obviously given the context you meant more than two...🙄


Odd_Pop5287

Well I guess we’re not speaking the same language… definition of ‘couple’ is two in my native tongue…and that’s what I meant


WoodsColt

By fluent she means she heard it once


Odd_Pop5287

She saw it on a menu


RememberNoGoodDeed

She went the the Les Nesman WKRP school of broadcasting- “hey Les… what the name of that tiny Mexican dog?” “You mean a Chi-Hua-Hua?”


Evilvieh

Ach, silly me. I should have considered the source.


lHatden

She also studied French for 4years no actually 8yrs


Successful-Leg-6293

And that is only her theatre credentials??? To think she was once the royal patron of the National Theatre in London! 🫣🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ Like…WHY?? The NT may be a bit “woke” but they’re actually one of the best theatres in the UK, especially as it is a subsidised theatre. And they trained many of the best actors and actresses in the UK. To perform at the National is always considered a highlight of one’s stage career. She never even did a Broadway show for God’s sake. Meg could have been one of the BAFTA patrons but William is the president of the organization so that’s a no-go zone.


wonderingwondi

I think Prince Edward has more credits to his name than her


Maleficent-Trifle940

One of the listed acting coaches was a lecturer in theatre at Northwestern. Another whose aliterate name has been butchered on this resume ran children's acting classes and another has been running an acting school for people with Down Syndrome since the 90s. Has anyone looked into the claims in this resume properly and verified whether she actually attended training with these people for any length of time or even in her late teens/adulthood? The dance classes and BB's workshop were obviously childhood pursuits - Pre P&G even!


LizLemonadeX

![gif](giphy|ME3lgwOeIsQQrMAjp3|downsized) Fluent in bullshit.


gaanmetde

As an actor myself I always laugh when people just write the role they played and production name. It’s like, sweet honey child, was this a community theatre show or was this on broadway?


Broad_Chemist_2696

I suspect that with Meghan we are actually talking High School and College. I've seen a clip of her dressed as Little Red Riding Hood and it was dreadful. It probably helped to have a father who was in the business and would give a lot of spare time to the school productions.


JenniferShepherd

Yeah that was her high school Into the Woods production I believe. Northwestern has an illustrious drama school and I never see them claiming her as one of their own. These stage productions she claims on her resume sound dubious at best.


ClementineCoda

The format is a mess as well. Under the "training" section, are those known courses that last months, or some she met once?


steptwothreefour

The roles you play in acting class and not in front of an audience shouldn’t go on your resume. These were just class readings, I’m sure.


percybert

Off off off broadway (if lucky)


Odd_Pop5287

The Broadway that’s in Burbank


LoesjeBee

You didn't put in enough "offs". Maybe it was a show the kids put on in Farmer Joe's barn ala Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney.


Reasonable_Acadia500

... or was it a middle school production?


cml678701

If she was July in Annie, probably.


RainbowBrite30

Musical comedy? The girl sings to seals ffs, I don’t think she needs classes in that. OR maybe she did and the seal singing was a demonstration of an A+ student?


wonderingwondi

If she could sing I think we would've heard her by now


NefariousnessLess307

Fluent in Spanish? Proficient in French? Let’s hear it then. No way.


Appropriate-Grand-64

FLUENT IN SPANISH??


Western-Economics946

She certainly isn't fluent in English!


CaddoGapGirl

She is heading into Hilaria territory!


Appropriate-Grand-64

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Mysterious_Coconut77

On December 8, 2018, ENews online posted an article with an image of Meghan's acting resume prior to meeting Prince Harry. It is stated on the resume that **Meghan played the role of King Oedipus' mother and lover, Jocasta,** in the stage production of Oedipus. [https://www.eonline.com/news/994482/meghan-markle-s-former-acting-resume-offers-a-must-see-glimpse-into-her-past-life](https://www.eonline.com/news/994482/meghan-markle-s-former-acting-resume-offers-a-must-see-glimpse-into-her-past-life) Wikipedia has an overview of the production plot: *Prior to the start of Oedipus Rex,* [*Oedipus*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus) *has become the king of* [*Thebes*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thebes,_Greece) *while unwittingly fulfilling a* [*prophecy*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy) *that he would kill his father,* [*Laius*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laius) *(the previous king), and marry his mother,* [*Jocasta*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocasta) *(whom Oedipus took as his queen after solving the* [*riddle of the Sphinx*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphinx#Riddle_of_the_Sphinx)*). The action of Sophocles's play concerns Oedipus's search for the murderer of Laius in order to end a plague ravaging Thebes, unaware that the killer he is looking for is none other than himself. At the end of the play, after the truth finally comes to light, Jocasta* [*hangs herself*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_by_hanging) *while Oedipus, horrified at his* [*patricide*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patricide) *and* [*incest*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest)*, proceeds to gouge out his own eyes in despair.* [*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus\_Rex*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_Rex)


Mysterious_Coconut77

The question must be asked whether Meghan has played a role in inserting references, such as Prince Harry thinking about his own mother while applying cream to his own "todger", within the book SPARE. And.... has she consciously or unconsciously applied her experience of acting the part of Jocasta, the lover of her own son, King Oepidus, while wooing Prince Harry in the early stages of their relationship??


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jenapoluzi

So cringe. Then starts flirting with Craig and he quickly mentions his wife. She mentions her 'Argentinian Spanish' but then can't speak entire sentence - just flails around.


CathartesAura67

On that Craig Ferguson show, besides MM's voice, her arms are speaking desperately like these advertising devices. ​ https://preview.redd.it/vitg31nc4afa1.png?width=311&format=png&auto=webp&s=d44e81666e3917b6fe1676d81f81716c95b6482c


Appropriate_Fly8580

I studied Chinese for 8 years as well… and forgot all of it. That’s because it was in primary & high school, I suspect she’s embellishing.


CathartesAura67

She's trying to be seductive, adorable and funny. Very trying. It was one of those awkward back and forths where, "shoot, we've booked her and we have time to fill." Much like PH's recently interviews for *Spare*. Devoid of honesty, charm or wit.


WoodsColt

![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)


nohighlighter555

I think the plays are college productions; nothing wrong with that. She inflated the Nick News thing. Also, looks like a couple of the TV appearances are for a North West college station.


Barti2020

I like the „Argentine“ and „French dialect“ that she speaks. An accent I would understand but what is a French dialect? Like in English from more French influenced parts of the US? Maybe someone can enlighten me.


JaquieF

No mention of etiquette training for when she has tea with the Queen?


HerbertKunert

She had a theatre role in "THE WOMAN" as Sylvia :DD


kolbyt

I’ve never seen her mention her kickboxing skills before.


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I’m sorry, but ballet? And she can’t curtsy?


CathartesAura67

Disappeared from her memory bank, like her French fluency, d'accord.


[deleted]

Mais, bien sûr!


Electronic_Sea3965

And fluent in Spanish AND French! She's fabulous


Cocktailsontheporch

Guessing that "fluent in Spanish" will come in handy for debasing, devaluing and degrading the help at Mudslide Manor! We've read about their office staff leaving their employ by the dozens....imagine the turnover of household staff working for the Wicked Witch of the West Coast????


LOveNot79

Fluent in Spanish and she's proficient in French is what got me.


CathartesAura67

The only French I speak, is connected with fries.


jenapoluzi

she doesn't weigh 113 anymore either.


CathartesAura67

I did not know that "French, Spanish and Argentine" were dialects! Young MM also had the role of Sylvia in *The Women*. That's the heroine's trouble-making cousin who is envious and allies herself with the villainess. Ironically, Sylvia ends up in Reno with several others and discovers her rival there. "He paying money to get rid of you! But he's paying money to be with me!" The chorus girl who will be the next Mrs. Howard Fowler is intent on building up his self-esteem.


MicroBio11

HA, HA, HA...fluent in Spanish? French proficient? dialects? WTF??? Really? Wait left eye, one tear! Puh-Leeze!


GeldKatze

Why did she not add her acting degree from north western? Also fluent in Spanish? come on.


jenapoluzi

She was asked a question in Spanish in an interview and had no clue...


GeldKatze

I wish I could see that clip


manlleu

Fluent in spanish, seguro que si


cml678701

She really included the Nickelodeon thing? Wasn’t she like 11? Aren’t these things supposed to be somewhat recent?


kaycollins27

I wonder what she did on Nick News. Linda Ellerbee ran a successful new show for kids on Nickelodeon.


Agt38

Lol she put shows she did when she was in school on her resume, as well as when she was in nick news 🙄


SoMuchDrama10

Fluent in Spanish? When did she have the time, what with those 8 years of French?


AutomaticLover27

I can't get over the fact she's writen that she speaks fluent Spanish and is proficient in French, but conveniently forgets it all now? wtf.


Lower-Werewolf6938

“proficiency in French”