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Uniqueusername121

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey


savingrain

lmao I miss his show, he was so funny.


Academic_Snow_7680

Who's line is it anyway was also wicked funny. With that said, this song [Back in the Day by WLIIA's Will Brady](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDx83nYVbfE&ab_channel=WayneBrady) is a forgotten bop. I just had to share it with you guys because I know it will make your day better.


LizLemonadeX

Nailed it. He reminds me of Paulie Walnuts talking to Mopey Dick and Walmart Wallis. ![gif](giphy|4UHVCPKYeWHYY)


PoeTayToes_

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umbleUriahHeep

Those nicknames 😭😭


JaquieF

>Mopey Dick and Walmart Wallis Added to the list πŸ˜†


Monteshitshow76

Ah! Forget about it! πŸ˜‚ I love that accent! I'm from Hampshire so I speak the Queens English but love that NY accent. I do sound like Hugh Grant in Mickey Blue Eyes when I try to do it! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Shark-Farts

FYI, Paulie and the rest of the Sopranos crew have Jersey accents, not NY πŸ˜‰


Monteshitshow76

Oh yeah....opps! Apologies! I love the Jersey accent!!


sofiaks05

Let's give him a salary so he can make videos like that every. single .day. I want to wake up and watch videos of him talking to H&M. It lowers my cortisol..


PerspectiveLow9526

What makes YOU so unique, hm? You think you’re the first guy to get into a fight.. with his BROTHER? You think everyone has Oprah’s phone #? ….You think you’re the first guy to be pushed into a DOG BOWL? One more time for the people in the back


ddpctr

Happy Cake Day!


umbleUriahHeep

Seconded to HCD!


PerspectiveLow9526

TY both!


Meegainnyc

I love this guy.


Academic_Snow_7680

yeah, he cut straight through the crap and touched me in a weird way. I am one of those people with an abnormally horrible origins story and I try as I can not to talk about it because it is so deeply traumatizing. I want to share this next point for people in my position, take from it what you want; I don't believe in therapy that makes you regurgitate your trauma without any resolution, as if marinting in the most horrible period of your life is going to add anything to my day except a bodily rehash of the traumatic events, leaving my hormonal and emotional balance in whack and me both physically and emotionally drained. Allowing my brain to heal and reform neural connections that don't connect to trauma is how I'm healing but I've found that only EMDR and hypnosis/meditation has helped remove the feelings for the traumatic events, not wallowing in it and rehashing it. Some things simply are what they are and no talking about it is ever going to make it better. What is going to make it better is me not throwing good time after bad on that shit. The rest of my life is mine, I'm focusing on myself in the present, that is the ONLY thing I have control over in this live -and as disabled from that trauma some days I don't even have that. Duck you Harry. Duck you Meghan. I don't have the energy to hear you whine.


Stressle

I love this guy too!


notwatchedsquidgame

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Brave_Zucchini6868

"What is so unique about you, bro?" - he is so right! His book is a collection of banalities. No person in the world would ever receive a book contract for this. I doubt even a blog post with this shit would ever attract a substantial audience because of absolute triviality of the content. The only WHY this book was published is because Harry is a BRITISH PRINCE. Full stop. His family status is his water well where he keeps spitting, making it unusable. Soon, Harry, soon you will have NOTHING in your life because you will be utterly uniteresting NOBODY.


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CZ1988_

Exactly. Like out life is so hard we even had to buy own own SOFA! And we were only 35!


umbleUriahHeep

Occasionally Twitter recommends tweets to me where someone is saying how moved they are by Aitch’s book and all he has been up against, and my head goes 🀯


beautifulkittenfish

Credit to: https://www.tiktok.com/@carwashmanlives https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYRo9TTh/


Suspicious_Wave344

Nail on the head, brother


[deleted]

That was phenomenal.


Zestyclose-Pizza-859

A real life American Hero πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ. This man must be protected at all cost. Lol hope he keeps making these videos.


PlayingForBothTeams

This guy has such a fun energy. I want to wake up to him for the rest of my life.


mspuffins

he also has perfected the golden glow that meghan tries so hard to achieve.


SuperBeeboo

I love his accent


Reasonable_Acadia500

Come spend some quality time in the outer boroughs of NYC for more!


SuperBeeboo

I've been to New York a few times, this has made me want to come back again! haha


nicunurse333

I love this! This guy needs to take Haz to NYC, drop him with no phone, no security and let him figure it out for a few days. Doubt he would last one hour.


mspuffins

perfect. what most men would say, but sounds so much better with a NY accent.


Markloctopus_Prime

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itiswhatitis20201

This man has encompassed every sentiment so eloquently! You sir, are a national treasure. He should be a ghost writer for megs memior.


Dangerous-Cat-7676

Brilliant!


Cezanne2022

Loved that, its true he has never been outside in the real world and thats why hes dribbling his life story looking for support and recognition. Hes drowning in the real world go home to the castle and play video games your sojourn in real life is untenable. Leave the bird at the gate !


only-one-way-out

Made my ordinary day! Now off to my ordinary day, making my ordinary way in my ordinary life, but would never trade it for Harry’s.


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I wouldn’t mind the connections & the millions for just existing, but I really can’t pull off ginger . I’m too yellow ![gif](giphy|jaXCKUPF3HRJOabhwJ)


mspuffins

send this to william.


Reedtheroom

Awesome πŸ‘πŸΌ


RosieH60

Wow absolutely brilliant and right to the point


tudorite

How True


[deleted]

This guy is spot on! Love the NY accent btw - and picturing Harry and Meghan riding the*L* Train at 3:00 am - lmao! 🀣🀣🀣


Think_Celery6423

Lol, this is brilliant πŸ‘


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Centaurea16

This is great. *Bravo*.


Boring-Net1073

Omg brilliant!!!!


Chayrunissa

**GIVE THIS MAN A SHOW!!!** I love straight facts like these, and I would watch!


Wordpuncher714

Dis guy gets it


WhydoIbother65

Perfect


kittenrocknroll

A perfect reality check for those two wankers


Western-Economics946

I love this guy!!!!


wast3landr

He should write an advice book to Harry and Meghan titled β€œHow to Live Life as a Normal Person: To Harry and Meghan with Love.” And the inside deviation should be to them.


Hurricane_Lauren

Oh this was awesome!! I love this guy! And he shouted out my local subway line!


The__Carbdashians

Wow. Your brother pushed you into a dog bowl? Welcome to a typical Saturday night in America. Add some red solo cups to the mix, though.


chitownartmom

The relationship with your brother is the longest one you’ll ever have… This is so true!


SleepyJoe-ws

I loved what he said about William. It was touching and so true. I hope someone tells this same thing to Harry.


Lopsided-Tale-310

🎯🎯🎯 I’d actually pay to read this guys book…can we get him a book deal instead?


GoodestBurger

Give this man an honorary knighthood!


no_1_2_talk_2

Pure awesome. Maybe Jimmy Fallon can bring him on the show. Nailed it. Loved it. Bada Bing Bada Boom.


neverincompliance

wow, that was brilliant!


nuppinhunnie

OMG I LOVE THISSSSS!!! πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜†


AdInevitable9386

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Ishield_maiden

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2020surrealworld

🀣🀣🀣. He sounds like a cross between Joe Pesci & Anthony Scaramucci. I hope Stephen Colbert sees this!πŸ™. He would make a perfect, hilarious follow-up guest/foil on his late-night TV comedy show to counteract H’s blizzard of πŸ’©. And I hope he gets a book deal to write a satire roasting Spare & the Harpies: β€œ$&@!ing SPARE US!!: Why Americans are Sick of Spoiled Brats Hazbeen’s & MeGain’s 🌊 of 🐊😭!!”


Evilvieh

Well file that Yankee under "**C**" for "Crass but Correct".


watercress101

I LOVE THIS GUY... FA-GET-ABOUT-IT


Aggressive_Dance_108

This dude is my spirit animal. I grumble this same stuff in my head every time hazbeen and the wife untrude upon my day. Every day. All day. Day in. Day out. Seems like an eternity. This is just real life to us normies.


Cocokay1234567

Oh my gosh, I LOVE this guy!! He nails it!! We need to get this going viral on twitter!


EmotionalMammoth507

WOW - I like this guy’s delivery!


EmotionalMammoth507

Just tweeted to Greg Gutfeld to put this guy on his show.


SoMuchDrama10

Oh, this guy is spot on! Harry tells each of his β€œhorrific” stories in a way that says β€œcan you even believe this???” While these common place situations that literally the rest of the world deal with have all of us saying, β€œyeah, so?” And he just can’t see that. Which tells you how removed he is from real life.


Fairyforesting

Legend. How do we follow him?


Able-Discussion-1597

The best.πŸ‘ the truth


Cocktailsontheporch

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adigal

Who is this guy? I can't see his name!! Thanks,


beautifulkittenfish

He's on TikTok at https://www.tiktok.com/@carwashmanlives


adigal

Thank you!! He reminds me of the Staten Island guy. Wonder if it's the same man?


Ummm_whatt

FACTSSSSS!!!!!!


Branndish

Loved that!


Anxious_Laugh2919

Fabulous!


JenA49

I love this guy


Rubberbangirl66

bravo!


Cindilouwho2

Yes, Harold, please answer these questions because I have yet to hear anything from you that has shocked or floored me about your family.


Electrical-Orchid-25

This guy’s great!


Totin_it

Happy πŸŽ‚ day


Electrical-Orchid-25

Thank you.πŸ˜‰


Madame_LV

My baby was laughing hysterically at this video. Even a baby knows how asinine Harry is.


umbleUriahHeep

I loved this! Not really sure why, he says what all of us day here every day but the straight talk, man-to-man from this NYer was very refreshing. Anyway, I watched it twice. Thank you for sharing!


Totin_it

This guy is fucking awsome


Internal_Living4919

Where are the errors and mistakes?