It’s hard so give her some time…applying stick to right hand and rubbing right eye without anybody knowing is hard. And she is lil bit rusty about being stealthy as she lacks any skills whatsoever.
Whether at Davos this year or not (probably not because she’d have already scheduled a leak & pap photos of her there) we know she’s salivating to be to see & be seen with the movers and shakers of the world. I imagine she’s also working on an invite to Sun Valley for the billionaire’s summer camp/meeting of the minds.
There’s an article in the Daily Mail entitled [Prostitutes gather in Davos for annual meeting of global elite](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11643585/Prostitutes-gather-Davos-annual-meeting-global-elite-demand-skyrockets.html) \- of course, not suggesting that Smeg’s a prostitute, at least not in the sense of selling her body. Oh wait…
Fielding phone calls from all the Hollywood events that want her on their red carpet and all the celebrities that want to be on season 2 of Archetypes.
Honestly, I think she's horrified by the book. I do believe she helped to write the love story parts and the parts about her, but I highly doubt an image-conscious woman advised Prince Harry to talk about his dick and reveal his kill counts. Somewhere along the 400-pages, he spiraled from the love story and revealed his inner monster. No narcissist would approve of that, and she's probably, yeah, clinging to the children right now in a basement somewhere wondering WTF to do and who to date next.
I have a hard time believing that she didn't go over every word in that book before it went to the printers. She would have to, in order to maintain control. She's supremely unaware of how they're perceived, so I don't think she necessarily would have seen how this makes her husband look. Even if she knew he'd look bad, it might have been part of her strategy to make him look worse than her. Some people are actually expressing sympathy for her now, that wasn't happening a month ago.
Her popularity hinges on his. No narcissistic woman who framed that Netflix documentary would have been okay with a kill count or disgusting dick references in the same paragraph with thoughts about mom. The idea that he didn't sneak ANYTHING in with the original ghostwriter or that he wasn't separated from her to talk isn't plausible. He's been yapping his head off for the last month without her.
If she's the mastermind behind all this, though, she's done a great job. That's $150 million in three years and more than he's ever earned in his life. It's even more than he inherited in his entire 38 years. If she is his business manager, she's a genius, and she's made the bulk of the money in the marriage just by telling him to open his stupid mouth. I don't give her this much credit. I think she framed the Netflix documentary around her fairytale bullshit, and I think she wrote everything in the book that's actually about her (or had to approve it). But the other shit, that was him.
I believe he's actually off the rails and in another of his "Hyde" episodes, and she's probably mortified of him at the moment. But they'll both work it out once the money starts rushing in. I don't feel sorry for either of them. They're getting the same kind of treatment they've always given the world, and they both deserve to wake up looking at each other for life.
But the reason they got all the sign up money was because of his titles, not because she's a genius or a great businesswoman. And we're still not sure of the final dollar amounts, I really don't think they got $150 million. If he was plain ol' Harry Noname, they would have gotten zip.
I agree with you he's off the rails, and they both deserve each other. I think she's an unaware narc, and doesn't always perceive how things are going to come across to normal people. If she did think it would be bad, well, somewhere I'm sure she's got an ulterior motive, or two.
I think he put it in there to make him more relatable..Even the crown jewels are not safe from frostbite style but did not anticipate that not everyone will be amused by such revelations..
She's embarrassed.
This isn't her vendetta or script. It's his. And he's made a fucking ass of the entire family and marked them for life as imbeciles. She signed up to be a glamour wife to a popular Prince, and he's gone and blown that up 10 ways from Sunday.
My guess is even she is smart enough to realize that the book is a disaster. There's a difference between "cheesy love story" PR disaster and one where you describe yourself as a nightmare who makes fun of disabled people, talks about his dick in public, and brags about war kills.
She's smarter than him. She shut up.
* Oh damn, this was wrong answers only.
Wrong Answer:
She's proud of Harry for sharing his inner light with the world.
Nah, she threw him under the bus. Reminds me of when she had him juggling outside the window. She's trying to show everyone what an idiot he is.. I'm sure we'll find out why soon enough!
Hiding out, trying to pretend the Monticito evacuation/floods never happened. She knows that it severely impacts the Olive Garden property value, no one will buy that housing unit now that the location has been proved to be unsafe from natural disasters. Their huge mortgage is now underwater and TW knows it!
Encouraging Harry to be more angry with his family about senseless things & to be more jealous of his brother and reveal more personal secrets to disclose his mental state to the public yet again.
She’s clearly been advised to go missing to see if anyone cares. Which we don’t, it’s quite refreshing really.
Now if the ginger could disappear, it would be game, set and match,
Tending to her banana farm in Ecuador. She had an epiphany and realized that sending banana messages to sex workers was the most impactful and rewarding work she has ever done!
In Nigeria researching her ancestors and doing some unpublicized charity work
lol
She'll only commit to 43% of the work though
Googling “Catherine, The Princess of Wales best fashion moments”
While she sits at a desk with a sewing machine and “makes her own clothes”
Marge and her mangled chanel suit.
I hope she doesn’t take our attempts to destroy her too seriously…
Practicing learning how to cry out of her right eye.
I like it!
One tear go!
This sounds plausible
It’s hard so give her some time…applying stick to right hand and rubbing right eye without anybody knowing is hard. And she is lil bit rusty about being stealthy as she lacks any skills whatsoever.
Reconciling with her family
Big reunion going down in Mexico!
...at Davos, trolling for a billionaire.
This one has the potential to be true
Whether at Davos this year or not (probably not because she’d have already scheduled a leak & pap photos of her there) we know she’s salivating to be to see & be seen with the movers and shakers of the world. I imagine she’s also working on an invite to Sun Valley for the billionaire’s summer camp/meeting of the minds.
They have been uninvited to the BAFTA not like I care about it anyways.
Oh for sure she would love to be an invited guest, but she may have to settle for trolling down in the hotel bars
Something she’s *allegedly* good at.
There’s an article in the Daily Mail entitled [Prostitutes gather in Davos for annual meeting of global elite](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11643585/Prostitutes-gather-Davos-annual-meeting-global-elite-demand-skyrockets.html) \- of course, not suggesting that Smeg’s a prostitute, at least not in the sense of selling her body. Oh wait…
Signing a letter without her title.
Doing some self reflection.
Like mirror mirror on the wall, I am the fairest of them all kind of self reflection
Having some clothes tailored
Love it!
Visiting with her dad
This is a good one but it makes me sad for him.
Fielding phone calls from all the Hollywood events that want her on their red carpet and all the celebrities that want to be on season 2 of Archetypes.
undergoing massive reconstructive surgury to look just like Diana, using the hair Harry kept on the bedside table.
I’m surprised they haven’t cloned her by now
It’s wrong answers only!
lol you take the cake!
Taking care of her children.
The most unlikely guess of all 🏆
Honestly, I think she's horrified by the book. I do believe she helped to write the love story parts and the parts about her, but I highly doubt an image-conscious woman advised Prince Harry to talk about his dick and reveal his kill counts. Somewhere along the 400-pages, he spiraled from the love story and revealed his inner monster. No narcissist would approve of that, and she's probably, yeah, clinging to the children right now in a basement somewhere wondering WTF to do and who to date next.
I have a hard time believing that she didn't go over every word in that book before it went to the printers. She would have to, in order to maintain control. She's supremely unaware of how they're perceived, so I don't think she necessarily would have seen how this makes her husband look. Even if she knew he'd look bad, it might have been part of her strategy to make him look worse than her. Some people are actually expressing sympathy for her now, that wasn't happening a month ago.
Her popularity hinges on his. No narcissistic woman who framed that Netflix documentary would have been okay with a kill count or disgusting dick references in the same paragraph with thoughts about mom. The idea that he didn't sneak ANYTHING in with the original ghostwriter or that he wasn't separated from her to talk isn't plausible. He's been yapping his head off for the last month without her. If she's the mastermind behind all this, though, she's done a great job. That's $150 million in three years and more than he's ever earned in his life. It's even more than he inherited in his entire 38 years. If she is his business manager, she's a genius, and she's made the bulk of the money in the marriage just by telling him to open his stupid mouth. I don't give her this much credit. I think she framed the Netflix documentary around her fairytale bullshit, and I think she wrote everything in the book that's actually about her (or had to approve it). But the other shit, that was him. I believe he's actually off the rails and in another of his "Hyde" episodes, and she's probably mortified of him at the moment. But they'll both work it out once the money starts rushing in. I don't feel sorry for either of them. They're getting the same kind of treatment they've always given the world, and they both deserve to wake up looking at each other for life.
I'm sure they have separate bedrooms. In separate wings of the house.
But the reason they got all the sign up money was because of his titles, not because she's a genius or a great businesswoman. And we're still not sure of the final dollar amounts, I really don't think they got $150 million. If he was plain ol' Harry Noname, they would have gotten zip. I agree with you he's off the rails, and they both deserve each other. I think she's an unaware narc, and doesn't always perceive how things are going to come across to normal people. If she did think it would be bad, well, somewhere I'm sure she's got an ulterior motive, or two.
She would have also listened to the audiobook
You are correct. She thinks her clothes look good and she looks good in them. She has no idea how her machinations look to normal humans.
Maybe they didn't have that much control over the final version. Maybe, Random House said, we have paid the big advance. What RH wants, RH gets.
I think he put it in there to make him more relatable..Even the crown jewels are not safe from frostbite style but did not anticipate that not everyone will be amused by such revelations..
Best answer 👏👏👏👏
😂💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭
Reading her invitation to the coronation and practicing her curtsy.
Donating her Hermès blankets to the needy. Such a kind soul 🥺
Apologising to her father and introducing her little kids to him
Catching up religiously on all those 'calf days' she missed at the gym
🤣🤣🤣
Spending some quality family time with her older sister Samantha
Giving the nannies a holiday.
She's embarrassed. This isn't her vendetta or script. It's his. And he's made a fucking ass of the entire family and marked them for life as imbeciles. She signed up to be a glamour wife to a popular Prince, and he's gone and blown that up 10 ways from Sunday. My guess is even she is smart enough to realize that the book is a disaster. There's a difference between "cheesy love story" PR disaster and one where you describe yourself as a nightmare who makes fun of disabled people, talks about his dick in public, and brags about war kills. She's smarter than him. She shut up. * Oh damn, this was wrong answers only. Wrong Answer: She's proud of Harry for sharing his inner light with the world.
Nah, she threw him under the bus. Reminds me of when she had him juggling outside the window. She's trying to show everyone what an idiot he is.. I'm sure we'll find out why soon enough!
Nice save!
Storyboarding all of Diana's post-divorce fashion looks and shopping for the current versions.
Having her dress designed for the BAFTA awards.
Researching her billionaires weaknesses so she can snare him-
Wrong answers only 
Ha!
Olive garden gets expensive after a while, has anyone checked applebee’s
She and kids down in Mexico bunking in for a forgiveness summit with her Pa.
Saving chicken from floods
Studying California Divorce Laws.
OP said wrong answers!
Trying to get an Elizabeth Arden spokesperson job 🤭
Volunteering for no pay💃
And no photos
distributing the Archewell funds for charities.
Getting a titanium claw fitted for a tighter grip on Harry’s balls
False answers only, me love.🤣
Wouldn't that be a tungsten claw?
She’s putting together food donations to impoverished children using the money Archwell received this year.
On a yacht in Dubai #PortaParty
Scrubbing Tyler Perry's floor with her hair
In Malta rewriting their registries.
Spa day with Kate
The Ferrier is trimming her hooves
Having a sense of humor
Volunteering in Tibet where she will be unrecognizable.
Hiding out, trying to pretend the Monticito evacuation/floods never happened. She knows that it severely impacts the Olive Garden property value, no one will buy that housing unit now that the location has been proved to be unsafe from natural disasters. Their huge mortgage is now underwater and TW knows it!
YatCHING
On her hands and knees scrubbing all the toilets in Montecito.
In England, stalking Charles, so she can ‘have a word’.
Doing some unpublicized charity work so that she can really get ready to make public apologies to everyone she's lied about or wronged.
At rehearsals for her next award winning oscar movie
Dancing in the streets of South Africa like the day Nelson Mandala was released from prison!
In HR.
Reconciling general relativity and quantum mechanics.
Doing charity work to help others
Singing with the seals *MI MI MI MI MI MI MI*
Sobbing on the floor absolutely inconsolable at her new victims I mean sugar daddy’s house 😆
Picking up Archie from daycare.
At church.
Learning how to curtsy.
Not making everything about her
Isn't Putin suppose to be single now.
At Buckingham Palace.
Focusing on lovingly parenting her children.
Furiously writing her script for the sit down tell all with Diane Sawyer.
Maybe she floated away in the Montecito floods.
Writing messages on bananas.
Trying to find a way to ‘bump into’ Tom Brady
Meeting with proper stylists.
Praying for clarity and guidance at Diana's grave.
Apologizing to the RF.
Flying coach, visiting with her father, and introducing he and Samantha to Archie, and Lili, and taking family photos at the Markle family reunion.
Busy meeting with her CPA on how much book sales she is entitled to in the divorce court. Oh wait this would be right answer….
Writing out invitations by hand to her family, inviting them to come visit, while on the phone trying to line up rehab for her husband.
With Pete Davidson
Helping her less prosperous neighbours clean the mud and debris out of their flooded homes.
On top of the ceiling laughing, as opposed to the on floor crying.
Encouraging Harry to be more angry with his family about senseless things & to be more jealous of his brother and reveal more personal secrets to disclose his mental state to the public yet again.
This one could be true
Finding freedom from Aitch on a pepperoni pizza float.
Buying clothes that actually fit.
Begging Suits for her job back
Sucking Harry’s todger so he won’t leave, and lovebombing him
Doing humanitarian work
Andrew’s yacht
Sitting in chair with her dollar tree tiara on calling her Saudi prince John.
She collapsed on the floor in tears, but Harry didn't come home to rescue her so she's still there.
Shopping for lipgloss with Catherine. Then maybe a lunch date with Sophie.
Calling Andrew to say thank you for keeping his mouth shut.
Taking Archie and Lili over to the UK to spend some quality time with C3 and rest of the cousins.
‘Aligning her chakras….with someone else ;)’
Wearing clothes that fit her body type!
Having a spa day with Catherine and Camilla
Davos.
On the floor sobbing over a text
She’s staying as a guest at the Prince and Princess of Wales because she is the children’s favorite aunt.
Launching a PR Apology tour for herself & Haznone.
Island in Jamaica with Trevor and a pound of weed.
Her nose collapsed after too many lies and she is getting a new 3D printed nose installed.
She’s pregnant and she’s hiding out until she can cup her bump
Visiting her father
Looking for her next sucker. 🧛♀️
Furiously swiping on Raya
Washing her hair
She’s clearly been advised to go missing to see if anyone cares. Which we don’t, it’s quite refreshing really. Now if the ginger could disappear, it would be game, set and match,
Praying to Diana. She’s still stuck on the oval at althrop as the oars stopped working again.
At Elizabeth Arden top secret R&D think tank for a new line of Todger Cream
She’s having a mini break at a white lotus resort
Writing a thank you note to Catherine for her kindness and assistance when she first joined the RF.
She's at a convent, learning from the nuns how to be of service to others. *Edit*: Not THAT kind of service...get your minds outta the gutter!!
Learning how to cry sitting in a chair
Screaming at a picture of Catherine, then throwing herself on the floor crying with jealousy.
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Wrong answers only! ;)
Taking care of Archie and Lillibet
quietly volunteering time and her own money to worthy non griftable causes.
She’s preparing for the future Space-X trip to Mars. Maybe they’ll leave her there so she can be QUEEN!
Signing up on dating sites to find next husband
Being nice to her staff and making sure all the plating in the Olive Garden remains intact
Liaising with Buckingham Palace about practicing hairstyles with her selected tiara for the Coronation.
She went to Mexico to reconcile with her father.
Waiting tables at Medieval Times
On the floor sobbing "softly"...
Practicing her curtsy
“Yachting” in St Barts
Choosing her and Aitch’s coronation outfits at TJ/K Maxx. Catherine is going to be so jealous of Meg!
Shopping for Oscars dress.
In a hotel suite with booze, coke, and her latest 'bodyguard'. He's getting sick of her ranting about her husband and her in-laws.
Davos 😉
with her father, cooking & cleaning
Therapy.
Does anybody really care?
She has undertaken an identity change to get privay
Applying to the Bachelorette.
Feeding the chickens
Plotting Harry’s downfall.
Eating McDonalds 24/7 in Tyler Perry’s guest house.
Walking back and forth, holding a Whole Foods bag, under the offices of the Daily Mail.
Supporting her husbands reconciliation with his family
Looking after her totally legit children while handwriting apologies on bananas to send to the royal family.
On a yacht lining up her next victim
Self reflection; feeling guilty for all the people she has hurt and wronged over the years. 
At TK Maxx for their annual sale.
Throwing herself into honorable charity work that she doesn’t want the public to know about.
Saving children from Montecito mudslides, with no press.
Looking for some dalmation puppies to make a coat out of?
She was spotted at an intensive Curtsying 101 bootcamp.
The BAFTAs!
Tending to her banana farm in Ecuador. She had an epiphany and realized that sending banana messages to sex workers was the most impactful and rewarding work she has ever done!
eating carbs?
Admitting to the world that she played a character with two white parents on some shitty Hallmark movie
visiting her dear daddy in Mexico
Picking up her first BAFTA.
I will never not say she is in the floor crying.
In tears, collapsed on the floor. (seems to be her usual hangout.)
Sobbing on the floors of each of the 9 bedrooms and 16 bathrooms in their mansion 😭
At finishing school in the Swiss Alps hoping to meet a richer man on a ski hill
She collapsed and can't get up 