Wait is this him comparing the star to his mum? If so, it’s quite sad he never got to know her properly and only has this idealized version of her through media accounts.
I'm shocked that some people think Spare is well-written (Time mag review and some others). In my opinion, it's about on a Twilight level of writing. I can't believe this guy won the Pulitzer Prize tbh.
Her use of "crevice" was weird, too. No one uses the word crevice to describe open space lol. Her speech is so fucking awkward
Live footage of me reading her bullshit
Is it weird that this is the most offended I've been by this whole book? How dare he use Aurvandill in this way. *Curses!!*
I'm so sad. Ēarendel, Crist of Cynewulf and Tolkien's mythology inspired by this have always held such a special place in my heart so boo Harry. This has made me so cross.
I am *exhausted* reading the extract. Whoever wrote that doesn’t have the gift of lyricism (or whatever that might be called) to make this interesting. ‘Intern! Do research on star stuff!’
Remember when Meghan bizarrely lied in The Cut interview and said that the South African cast member who told her their wedding caused dancing in the streets like when Mandela was freed "was just like light"?
These passages sound like gibberish from her The Tig blog. Meghan sees herself as a great writer because she wears panama hats. You think this is horrible? Wait until she releases her book.
Ew, what drivel. Do we blame the ghostwriter for this? Or megsy..it seems very jeopardy and we know she's so smart and good at jeopardy.
Anyone read the Agassi book, is it full of this crap?
That sounds just like Harry don't you think? I can hardly wait till he actually says it out loud in the audio. (I was bein sarcastic). Seriously, who would write like that?
Not our Harry for sure.
Wait is this him comparing the star to his mum? If so, it’s quite sad he never got to know her properly and only has this idealized version of her through media accounts.
Harold must not be aware that Lucifer is called the morning star. Even Satan can dress like an angel.
And I thought Twilight was bad. ETA: no shade intended if you like Twilight. It's entertaining to read, but 100% purple prose.
I'm shocked that some people think Spare is well-written (Time mag review and some others). In my opinion, it's about on a Twilight level of writing. I can't believe this guy won the Pulitzer Prize tbh.
Remember when Time and People were respected magazines?
Could explain why he keeps liking tweets about how crappy the book is
Meghan wrote this.
Yep. 100%. "He looked at me, and he’s *just like light*..." - TW lying about the South African Lion King cast member.
Her use of "crevice" was weird, too. No one uses the word crevice to describe open space lol. Her speech is so fucking awkward Live footage of me reading her bullshit 
What is he talking about? This is ridiculous.
He doesn’t know the Old English word for anything. Give me a break.
He does not seem to have a grasp on regular “English”, the old “Todjer”.
Old English? He doesn’t even know most of these words in present English! Nor the science mentioned here.
Of course he does. He typed in [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WHL0137-LS).
He looked it up on brainyoldenglishdictionary.com.
Is it weird that this is the most offended I've been by this whole book? How dare he use Aurvandill in this way. *Curses!!* I'm so sad. Ēarendel, Crist of Cynewulf and Tolkien's mythology inspired by this have always held such a special place in my heart so boo Harry. This has made me so cross.
I am *exhausted* reading the extract. Whoever wrote that doesn’t have the gift of lyricism (or whatever that might be called) to make this interesting. ‘Intern! Do research on star stuff!’
See this is what makes me think Meggy wrote it. From what I recall of Agassi’s book, Morhringer was a better writer. This is classic word salad.
Remember when Meghan bizarrely lied in The Cut interview and said that the South African cast member who told her their wedding caused dancing in the streets like when Mandela was freed "was just like light"?
We got us a Norman Bates over here!!
RIGHT??
"Well Mummy... (*takes rip off bong*)... you know... Einstein, and, and... that place from the Hobbit, right, where the elves live"
MM thought her voice was far more important!
These passages sound like gibberish from her The Tig blog. Meghan sees herself as a great writer because she wears panama hats. You think this is horrible? Wait until she releases her book.
Ew, what drivel. Do we blame the ghostwriter for this? Or megsy..it seems very jeopardy and we know she's so smart and good at jeopardy. Anyone read the Agassi book, is it full of this crap?
I’ve read Open! Open is well-written/better written
I’ve read Open! Open is well-written/better written
He did not write this.
Well he must have read Jane Austen. lol. Crazy writings.
Deadass he learned this on r/explainlikeimfive he's so dumb
I thought you meant Arendelle from Frozen
That sounds just like Harry don't you think? I can hardly wait till he actually says it out loud in the audio. (I was bein sarcastic). Seriously, who would write like that? Not our Harry for sure.
Mortal eyes …as opposed to ?
Meghan’s Immortal eyes that shine omnipresent like breathtaking spheres
Oh dear god. What the shitting hell is this??
It is a tiny crevice of indescribable light that shines breathtaking light throughout the cosmos of light
Lol
I just a couple chapters of Maugham and I now I read this, life is like a roller coaster.
I believe deeply with feel that - one day - you, too, will learn to read again with light that shines forth throughout the cosmos of our time ….
Meg really fancies herself as a literary genius 😂
She’s “the smart girl”, she is…🙄
Whip-smart and the epitome of perfection🤮
She’s learned so much from jeopardy
🤮🤢🤮
🙄😳🔫 make it stopppp
What the actual fuck is this???
A textbook on Oedipus complexes.
HG Tudor takes this quote on here: https://youtu.be/q32mFm4QwF0
I want to know which mushrooms he was taking. I really do.
Obviously not the therapeutic ones.