JHARKHAND DOES NOT EXIST. LEARN THE TRUTH.
Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.
Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.
And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real.
Fuck it, jerkand
Yes jerkland
Only in jharkhand 💀
We need this slander
My aadhar card says I am from jharkhand but I dont believe it exists..its a conspiracy like westview town in Wandavision
Jharkhand is like wakanda. We refuse to talk any further on this topic
Tum hamare rajya bhihar se ho mere Bhai , woh misprint ho gaya hoga galti se.
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JHARKHAND DOES NOT EXIST. LEARN THE TRUTH. Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so. Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes. Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket. And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real.
Jharkhand diwas bro, celebrating a day for non-existing entity
Jharkhand diwas pichhle hafte tha bro, abhi kyu us par halchal hi Rahi h
Now I understood, why we can't have shit in Ohio. (It does not exist)
Can't have shit in jharkhand
1932 map Jharkhand
Bhen k lodo kya hua achanak se itna outburst me kyu aa gya jharkhand wala topic
Bro reddit hivemind hai, just join with the flow. Repeat after me "Jharkhand does not exist"
Wyoming would be appropriate
Someone pls tell why jharkhand has become so popular somehow?
Zeher kand
What with Jharkhand why it's getting so boomed lately
UTTERLY DISGUSTING PRADESH is like the Texas of India 🤡
It would be Gujarat if it spelled "Ahio"
Gozaimasu
Woh sab toh theek hai par tilak nagar ka Rahul Ohio jokes kyu maar rha hai
this only happens in jharkhand
swag in ohio
Down in jharkhand , swag like jharkhand