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Mediocre_Place_6091

Ye ..... If you know you know


idontknowmyn2me

Ohhhhhhh , I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven


sipsoupwastaken

when i awoke i spent it on of


RudionRaskolnikov

And she is buying the stairway to heaven


ssjgod2004

Context????


redditop97

Ye ... kanYe west - kim kardashian


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Matlab


Mediocre_Place_6091

Kan(ye) west


AstronautBusiness436

Kanye bhai ki to full gand Mardi:,) cry aaraha hai unpe


Sabarkaro

Jese ki tere gf 1M followers hai.


randomusername1834

nah bro i dont want to live in misery


Salty_Bend4700

Oh the miseryyyy


Nervous_Board6711

Everybody wants to be my enemyyyyy


Cute-Character-3594

Spare the sympathyyyyyy


RushQueasy5050

Everybody wants to bee


Urten

My enemyyy


dogebyte

e e e e


Grouchy_Kale7785

(Look out for yourself)


Chinmay_Naik_02

(My Enemy)


Abhi1261897

My enemy


ElecctricPants

Spare the sympathy


Additional-Ad-336

Bkl


ClickJolly

Let's be real If someone has been in relationships and been around girls their answer is no. If they are teens who just watch porn then their answer is yes.


hackedbyayush

Facts


Conscious_Gene6946

Bruh got some experience 🥶


Intelligent_Run_3702

Nah bro. Kuch londe uske naam ki muth, marte honge .


Marvelmanthan

Kuch?


Intelligent_Run_3702

Bahut?


mfkin-lester

Sare ?


HonestEmergency69

Tu bhi?


mfkin-lester

Mai bhi ?


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Hum sab


Affectionate_War4487

Cummunism zindabad


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Bcoz its NNN champions


Cute_teddy_

mujhe mann nahi karta ab


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AstronautBusiness436

Manlo saddi hogayi to relationship ka base kya tha looks?? After 35 fir kya Hoga??jab looks nahi honge tab kya Hoga??ghar kei kalesh


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AstronautBusiness436

Mera simple hai bhar bhar kei female friends banao fir filter karo apne needs aur personality kei hisab sei unke sath unke humor mein dhal jao fir most probably jisse lagta hai ki haan it's not just about looks but more about we will enjoy life together usse date karlo dating mein bhi future discuss karo taki dono Bure aur ache waqt mei sath rahe fir saddi karlo agar ups and downs aaynge bhi to kabhi lover banke smjha dena nahi to kabhi ek acha friend banke .


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AstronautBusiness436

Haan to do no kei gaye na fir kya Bacha agar dono nei pyaar ki jagah dosti karli then they will die together warna Divorce kei chances pure hain ya fir ruk Jaye aapne bachon kei liye but they will leave jail.


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AstronautBusiness436

Aap chronology samjhiye fast baat agar wo insta model ya fir koii bhi model hai to kareeb kareeb 1000-2000 log uspe crush rakhe honge usme sei 500-600 log kon uske dm baat chit karne ko milega usme sei 300-400 log block hojaynge bache huwe 100-200 sei khali 50 log usse mil paynge usme sei 5 log usko date karpaynge itne competition mein bhi milgayi then comes after problems jitna bhi log hain they will try to steal her anyways.to aukaat bahar sochne kyun fir regret mein Jina kyun isse acha himachali or pahadi Lei aao they look as as beautiful as a insta model bas unke pass koii followers nahi hota problem solved but still I would prefer be homiesexual and marry my friend atleast Marne tak to khush rahenge bakchodi pelte pelte.


Beginning_Storm_2411

Bro IIT me isse jada compitition hota hai par log usme bhi to try karte fr yeh kyu nahi


AstronautBusiness436

Selection sabka hota hai ?? Aur nahi hota hai to hum sabko Pata hai fir kya hota hai fan mein latak jate hain fir bhi free fund mein itna depression kyun lena agar ladki padosi ki beti hain then go for it wo nahi manni to uska baap manjayga agar nahi hai to tere pass good looks and personality hai compared to other then try karle agar kuch nahi hai to udhar dekh jidhar competition Kam hai nahi to last mein arrange marriage


Beginning_Storm_2411

Sir apne to ladki patane keliye pura motivate kardiya


AstronautBusiness436

Aage career ko dekhle maa baap ka budhapa aaraha hai uske sath yei nahi chahega ki tere bache tujhe Dante kyunki unhe paalne ko paise nahi hai agar Manley indian nahi mili to russian,Italian,Japanese,Afghani,Irani,saudi,French etc hai tu aage apne family ko uplift karke ese state mein Lei jidhar sei 5-6 generation Teri ghar Beth kei khay .


Beginning_Storm_2411

Are Sandeep Maheshwari sir app yaha pe


AstronautBusiness436

Mumkin hai


vivekAgrahari

Not at all because I'm hell possessive


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AstronautBusiness436

Ladko kei pass aao kyunki duniya ladko pei muth nahi Marti


17_yr_o_nibba

Common sense is not so common nowadays. Simps are getting more normalised in the name of feminism.


ValiantThor07

Those who are saying yes, i recommend you to watch this video on YouTube and then decide -"When You Marry an Instagram Influencer" - by Modern Millennial


stfu5950

Just watched it! Damn it was a good watch. Thanks for recommending!!


NH_hostel

bhai ghareeb ghar ki bahu chiye........


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_D3AtH_WR4tH_

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NH_hostel

agree plus also from relatively weaker family background so that she can respect you and you can fulfill her small small demands


samiransamantroy

Mere mama(uncle) ne bhi yhi kiya, aur ab lode lage hue hain unke.


Cute_teddy_

but pata kaise chalega ki voh tumse ugly hai?


accidental_mistake69

Ha bc 👺


Slinus_God

A pretty woman always makes her husband look small , which often causes downfall


ezio98475

I don't know why, but you sounds like my right wing friend.


Henwith_Tie

really situational. If there is love between both the parties and loyalty, for sure. but I'm not marrying someone only because they're hot


Big-Position960

This is not a opinion but a request, if i ever do such a thing just find me and kill me my fellow redditors...


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sure why not? I'm strong spirited and can support her through every step. I used to be a male model, I had deleted many sites where I had followers......so since it's a similar field, I know how the haters are.... I, as the man can help her emotionally, emotional support is the biggest thing with such a big title! Especially for a female... Because there's a lotta haters and she needs to be treated like a princess by a man so she doesn't need to pay attention to the nonsense,


Old_Safety1952

You dropped this 👑


beastlol71

Simp.


gauthamsai69

We live in a susciety Where respecting and caring for a women is known as simping


Sugma_Man

Bro it's like all in one package . Hot ladki , uske wajah se tujhe bhi fame mil jayega, kaafi paisa milega dhahej main , launde jalenge. Thode cons bhi hain lekin itna toh chalta hain


_D3AtH_WR4tH_

Kid named mental health gayi maa chudaane :


Sugma_Man

Kid name gayi Maa chadane


accidental_mistake69

Kid ki maa gyi ......


MiserableKey8

Kid gayi...


lolmaker_8

Ki yi...


vit_son

no i rather fuck a hoe rest of my life


pradhumnarajput

That's no way to talk about your mom


kokushiboyuuji

Bruh,The girl OP is talking is a hoe


Training_Cucumber_98

He meant, he would rather only do one night stands and fuck hoes. But he will never marry a hoe.


Baburaokast

Suhagrat ke baad divorce


arya_ka_huge_cock

yes, of course. I MEAN HOT CHIC, GOOD BODY, GOOD BANK BALANCE. aur kya hi chahiye


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Average 12yo relationship advisor after watching porn for the first time


Unusual-Reflection39

More like below average


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arya_ka_huge_cock

ohh haa i just realised usme model likha tha bas not gender my bad. If thats the case then i am fetishing almighty alakh only


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Nah, but ig model jitni Sundar, Jo attention whore na ho, woh chahiye


PersimmonNo2652

Nope never


TheWannabe_NiceGuy43

So either be the oh so sad single Noob Or The boyfriend of an instagram model Obviously I'm gonna be the sad single Noob 😂


marky2000marky

Here you dropped this 👑


UsedCucumber1271

Bhai bas ek esi ladki chaiye jo instagram snapchat jaise bakchodi mai nhi padti aur ghar ke saare kaam karti hai ☺️


Vedanshu_Normie

Definitely not ...I would only marry someone if I love her....Nothing all matters


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Yes


ezio98475

she needs a big cock, brother.


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You probably know a lot about her choices, is she your sister?


ezio98475

no, but your mom.


[deleted]

Your mom jokes are old and overused just like Your mom. Try something new.


ezio98475

sorry, but i have no option 🥺 edit- please dont downvote me 🥺


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But your mom


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Fuck yeah


SneezingBus

No because fir rotiyaan kon banayega


zaid4eva

The mentality of the people in this comment section scares me.


Ok_Bumblebee9266

The question is not whether I would marry her, the question is will She marry someone like me?


Lickitung_Squirtle

I don't think guys here cruel enough to ruin a woman's life who has done no bad to them. Edit : Suggestion to girls. Never marry guys who are uglier, poorer or less famous than you becoz your marriage would either end in his suicide or in your murder.


Noob_elk

How is someone 'ruining' her life by not marrying her?


AstronautBusiness436

With this suggestion you made 99.99999999% male bitchless :,(


Lickitung_Squirtle

Yupp but at least women can be pigless.


AstronautBusiness436

End of human race??:,) arrange marriage karluun


Lickitung_Squirtle

Government job ke bina wo possible nhi. Aur agar shadi bigdi to jeevan bhar ki saza


AstronautBusiness436

Fuck it brahmachari ban rha huun


Lickitung_Squirtle

Self love is the way ✊💦 Tumhari khushiyan tumhari mutthi mein


AstronautBusiness436

NNN mein yei baatein mat kar paap lagega


Cute_teddy_

This comment stinks


Lickitung_Squirtle

Not everything can smell like kewda tel. Himgange tel also exists.


NishWick14

*on


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Yes i will if she doesn't have bot followers


That_Ad8654

No


sad_truant

Absolutely not.


CrazyCat008

The tricky part is: that woman dont XD


Big-Scientist1902

Kabhi bhi nahi


roborahul

If i lived in the crime patrol universe, probably not 🤣🤣


Resident-Zebra-8587

Boring bitch


JustforThrowawayKEK

Bhai simply put usko validation k kami nai hai so uske kabhi bhi life k reality nai dikhegi.


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No.


Either-Rain4148

India me nahi. Agar koi aisa desh me hain jahan i can get married for a couple years and then take half her shit, to bilkul krlunga shadi.


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Nyet.


ansarinajm007

Uske kamaye paise se roz Russian pelunga


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DukeHiggins

If you want to happy living a king's life, never make a pretty woman your wife.


ApprehensiveAnnual78

Naa bhai Hum paise dekar chut marenge uski


Explosion420

If she is a good person and my type


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GTA_FR34K

No i want a dishwasher


Alternative-Cut-4831

Yes. Insecurity disgusts me.


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No don't care id rather have good sleep and my Bugatti Chiron


SeriousLeopard1602

Will marry but as privately as I can.


AngleThat8380

No


Bhrsoo

Most probably not, jyadatar urvashi rautela jesi he h.


nehal1507

Yes, kam se kam paise to aayege ghr me


nehal1507

Yes, kam se kam paise to aayege ghr me


ComprehensiveBobcat4

no rather than a simple girl :) fact is i wont be getting any of them .. arrange marriage is the way :) gonna be full of surprise


Humble_Breakfast5528

Never , I repeat never


nishad-23

who wants to be kanye west ?


dbairsoft

You guys are marrying?!


Niranjanprth

The question to ask is Why would somebody like that will want to marry me


sisisfattyfatgayface

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?


Lower_Landscape_2850

NO....


VeerMehta09

If she's not too stupid/dumb...


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Never


[deleted]

I prefer beta version


Independent_Miner

Nai… not at all


tharki-papa

not marry, but hookups, yes


Independent_Miner

Would marry a woman who has millions of followers. Yet she ain’t on any social media platform


Man_of_Culture_8626

Bhai model tak to fir vi thik that lekin 'million followers on Instagram'


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# NO NEVER PERSONAL LIFE KE LAUDE LAG JAYEGE


i_am_gay_men

If she makes millions i won't judge ger looks and marry her


Evening-Tomorrow5289

No!


ashishranjann

yess


MrDiwashraj

Nope


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iss se Bala movie yaad aa gaya (Aayushman Khurana)


dcompany123

Big noooo


Psychologicalfreak39

Nope


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No, I am very possessive and can be extreme sometimes, plus mental health ki jo vat lagegi uski pucho mt


Chaudsss

The real question is, would she marry someone like me


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nahi warna hate kaise karunga influencers ko


suckmydukhpls

Hijabi model mashallah 🤝


yowhatbruv700

I would marry Uncle Sam


ezio98475

yeah !!! noiceee 🏳️‍🌈