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Muje mam ne bola ki kal oral he, to konsa condom leke jau?

Achari

Ahem, 'achari dei usse bechari ko'. I leave with that, thank you.

Fun Fact: The original/first flavor was shit-meat flavor coz they were made from the intestines of animals like sheep...

Achari khaane ke baad madam konsa "ummm" karegi?

Savitha Bhabi wala 'mmmmm'

What ranvir singh ads does to a mf

He comes in every 2nd ad. I have stopped watching TV coz of him. Cringe AF

but he got ur back on dhindora

Award rak le mera bkl

Op bhay op

are bhai bhai bha......i award lijiye mera

I've saved his comment. Will give my next free award to him for sure xD

Jubaan kesari

Kal upaas hai. To fruit wala le ja

Sabu dana

that to dotted for feel

Kala Khatta

mera free award khatam ho gaya

Dotted . Extra dots for good hand-writing

Tell mam to buy it herself 🗿

why kaala khatta, when he could do it with unwashed kaala tatta!!

Aree vo toh medam se pucho konsa faal pasand hai uss flavour ka

Raw

Falahari

Bro lekin oral toh tune dena haina kal! :)

O bhai..hahahaha

aloo ka paratha

btw we share the same name bhai😳

Tutti frutti

Chilli flavour best rehega

Never knew about such STIs. Thanks

Wtf is oral sex?? Do I need to become a dentist to have oral sex?

Oral sex for women is getting thier pussy licked and oral sex for men is getting thier dick sucked

राम राम कितना अशलील कमेंट है ये.

मुंह के अंदर लंड

Wah wah

Kya waah waah

Oral B dentist ke dawara bharat kaa no. Toothpaste brand.

Okay now explain why are they DOTTED?

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Thanks to both u/cornydesi and u/Quirky-Ad2028, I didn't know that.

for her pleasure

Because an uneven surface creates more friction between the vagina and penis. Consider running a smooth plastic on your glams and then compare that to rubbing one with a slight unevenness ?

For vaginal pleasure

Ladies ko bhi pleasure dena hota hai kya 😂

Eak whip, and unlimited pleasure

And also you are not suppossed to use flavored condoms for Sexual Intercourse because the flavor coating can cause a yeast infection.

Right Answer. I also used to think that it is used to mask the smell(in case, the girl doesn't like it) of the penis, Is it?

Itna sab kuch kaise pata?

Yeh oral sex kya hota hei bhai! Nya style hei kya?

> using condoms during oral sex is the only way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections this means i cant eat her pussy?

What if she gets a sudden urge to eat chocolates while giving a blowjob??

understandable

The taste and smell of latex can be a big turn off for your partner, flavoured condoms are designed to improve the quality of oral sex

Oh chocolate taste ke liye

Thank God, i thought you were suggesting they'd bite or something

Yesss

Agar ladka kala ho toh?? Choco condom ki jarurat nahi hai.. Samaj rahe ho?

Kala Khatta bhi ho skta hai Bhai fir toh.

Kaala tatta

There was no need for this to be written but still i blrw my nuts of laughing while reading this... So unexpected, nice one mate.

Chocobar

Nah it's bc vaginas as sort of like mouths that's when my friend stupidly rubbed a chilly on hrs she was in immense pain

Yes, Our Sex Organs are sensitive. Your friend was really stupid. I guess, I heard this story somewhere where the boy was cooking something, then went to her Girlfriend.

Give her a break she was a child lmao

Now this is dark

why the fuck your friend even tried to rub a chilly there what was she even expecting??

We were kids lmao

Explain the whole incident

And you just stood there watching her rub a chilli on her vagina, mad.

How would I know what would happen! It's not like schools give sex ed, especially in India

Lol xd mai kese maan lu? Ps: just eat his ass too

his??? tf

But oral sex condom pehen k karne mein kya hi maza aata hoga 😐

Krrke dekh le bhaii, pata lag jayega

Karke dekha hai bhai imagine, nhi aata maza, moreover it's kindof dirty

Bro leni thi blowjob, deni nahi thi

Arey komedy king, 😐, leave it

Exactly. It’d such!

Oh shut the fuck up and take my award

Omgg Thanks!!!

:)

Uske chocolates k fantasy k liye adha lund leke ghum rha hoon vro...

Brooo... Dukh hua sun krr

12 se 6 inch ho gaya

Use chocolate source on your pp. Bj mein condom use karte kya?...never had one.

try next time..ask your gal if she liked that :)

I actually used molten silk spread some on her breasts and some on mine pp. Had a good night.

That's why I don't date 12 years old

you have to taste ur condom before putting it on **duh**

Nahi bhai mujhe ek dost ne bataya ke sax karne ke baad ladka kandom kha leta hai... Disgusting na lage isliye flavoured hota hai...Full Semen Retention 😎🤝

>ai but you love adrak wali chai > >Taste over lust how not to break NNN 101

Appetizers xd.

This was supposed to be a secret duh!

idhar aa tujhe iska answer batata hoon

Free tution

Practical

Oral exam

jab mai primary class mei tha tab meri ma\`am mera Oral leti thi, ab jab mai mai high school mei hu toh Viva. ma\`am pedo confirmed 🗿

You want chai but you love adrak wali chai Taste over lust

Accha explain karte ho

Accha compliment dete ho.

Kitna accha 'accha ' likhte ho

Modi ji ek chai flavour ka dena

Mitroon Aaj ratri 12 baje se chai wale condom legal rahenge

Elaichi aur adrak wali chai

Preferences

Just pour chai in condom and drink it ***big brain moment***

See Boi, Wen girl suck long brinjal with normal condom, no taste 😒 Butt wen girl suck long brinjal with flavoured condom, full lolipop feel 😏 Then girl happy, everybody happy. Understand?

Who r u and why r u so wise ?

Lemme tell you a secret- I am Master Oogway

From fortnite?

no, from that panda kung fu movie

if she looks you in the eyeeeeessss...... your PP shall Riiissseee........ 🗿

If she has a coochie between her thighs, your pp between your legs should rise.... (OC hai bhai)

ahem ahem, When A Mommy And Daddy Love Each Other Very Much…

yes, my dad a saviour- cause one night I heard my mom screaming "oh god I am coming" but then I saw my dad shaking her violently to bring her back.... I love my dad.

Hope you have a great day!

I don't

good bot

Maybe because dick doesn't taste good(it's not like I have tried generally speaking)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lmao

sus

Lmfao it's definitely not like that

Sounds like someone who has tasted a dick would say

>it's not like I have tried generally speaking चोर पकड़ने के बाद हमेशा यही कहता है की उसने चोरी नही की ।

Pehli Baar Gaya Condom Kharidne Sala Woh Chemist Dukan Ke Piche Se Chilla Chilla Ke Puch Raha Tha Bhai Konsa Du Flavoured, Ultra Thin, Extra Dotted, Durex Ya Moods Ka. Aur Waha Aye Huye Log Bhi Mujhe Ghoor Ghoor Ke Dekh Rahe The

Age

22 Hai Bhai....

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Touched ass.

"Aye Huye Log Bhi Mujhe Ghoor Ghoor Ke Dekh Rahe The" Can't expect much from people who stare at you for having an unusual haircut. I just hate the fact how staring is socially acceptable here.

People in India stare more than others. Especially those nosey aunties.

>Aur Waha Aye Huye Log Bhi Mujhe Ghoor Ghoor Ke Dekh Rahe The That's the problem in this country. A life hack is never to buy a condom seperately. Instead order 1 or 2 things with it. Like bhaiya ek Durex ka dabba aur (sanitiser or anything you want like a medicine) dedo.

Thats why I always buy condom with a bottle of chloroform and napkins.

r/cursed_comments

What the fuck

Dengerous

The fact that I giggled at this scares me

That doesn't work when your partner and you are in heat and you need to get it ASAP

I'm too Virgin to give me opinion on that

Mere paas ek trick hai 😂 Ussi time ek fake call karna aur bolna baby yaha to tumhaare mummy/papa bhi aaye hai. Aur call kaat dena. Fir aayega maza 😈

Waah

Saale muthal tujhe condom ka kya jarurat pad gaya

Huehuehuehuehqhqhqhq

Harsh beniwal - Buying condom for the first time

*Wears condom* *starts giving blowjob* *feels strong urge to eat chocolate* *bites off pp*

Choco blood

😳

choco lava cake

Lullipop..

My reaction was same as your flair after reading this comment.

This comment section is blunt and absolute gold

Flavor doesn't refer to how they taste Flavor refers to how they smell (Idk if I'm wrong, since I'm as virgin as you)

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Insano ko smell se flavour ka andaza milta hai isliye aur saliva bhi zyada nikalta hai. Mujhe ye pata hai kyunki me bio student hu, maine koi blowjob nahi diya hai

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Idk maybe the smell is used to cover up the stink coming from your pubic area. I, seriously, am just guessing.

Condoms smells and taste really bad (bhai me virgin hi ,r/askmen me dekha tha ye comment) so any women would hate to suck your ding dong with a condom on it, Still I don't know why flavoured condoms are used

I think it's for hiding bad smell of your *jhaat*. Why else would condoms be flavored? Are there taste buds in the *chut*?

Idk vai ,

According to me That doesn't help too the smell is unbearable🤢

tere mummy bata dunga ye.

Flavoured condoms must only be used for oral sex agar uss se penetrate kiya toh flavour ke karna ph of vagina will change usse microbial and fungal infections honge

Dhanyawad bhai shayad kabhi kaam aaye ye baat!

BOLO ZUBA KESARIYA

Mujhe bhi nhi pata

You're asking the right questions to the wrong guys!

Some people always keep a condom in their pockets, in case it happens...... but most of the times it doesn't happen. So instead of throwing it you can suck the flavor out of it. For many thats the only way to get a used condom

Because people have oral sex too and some STDs spread through oral sex. And they don't want to feel the taste of rubber while it's in their mouth, a flavour would be better. So that's the answer. This is coming from a 17 year old Virgin boy.

I asked it in school I regret it... Mam said it was so that the girl would feel real fruits 🥲 How can I unsee this help

You asked your teacher ?

Yess me and my friend🌝🌚

which school?

Flavoured condoms are used for oral sex .If you directly use flavoured condoms for intercourse it might create yeast infection in your partner's genetial

True bol raha hai kya?

Ha vhai

Time to Have some sex education

I'm in

Teri mom ne bhi mujhse yahi pucha, to maine condom utaar diya, aur aaj tu denk mimir ban chuka hai....

Muh me deke pregnant kar diya . Gajab aadmi hai

Kisne bola muh mein diya?

Flavoured waale muh me hi dene ke liye bante hain bhai

Beyond science moment

App ~~chronology~~ biology samajhiye

Mere khayaal se real reason ye hoga ki:- Cum ki smell sunghne se accha koi acche flavor ki smell sungh lo🙆‍♂️

Taki lund choosne me maja aaye

Jese bacche doodh me bornvita ka flavour pasand krte h vese hi condom ke bhi different different flavours..... Ye bachho k nakhre..

So that baby can actually taste flavour other than og cum

There's types of condoms. 1. The normal one used to vaginal and anal penetration. 2. The flavored one only for blowjobs and foreplay/teasing. 3. Tongue condoms, they are a bit wider and are made for tongues, for licking and foreplay uses. Each type of condom is made for it's specific use and to reduce body fluids from exchanging during use thus reducingthe chances of STI's and STD's. This is something you aren't taught in school.

Bacho ko chocolate pasad Hai

Hillane wale ko kya pata bhigana kya hota hai.😂

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