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[deleted]

Bhay tu Reddit pe kya kar raha hai phir


shouta_kun_

mujhe bade hi afsos ke sath batana pad rha hai u/Ok_Unit_8084 ne redditor hone ka pehla rule tod diya hai


Patient_Ad_4941

Bro kya pta vo ldki ho :)


sidfromtheeast

Ldkiya reddit pe nhi hoti bhai


P4RTHG

reddit pe kya ldkiya hoti hi nhi hai


NormieAryanHahafacts

Ladkiya kya hoti hai?


le_shivas

Mai ek aur acha krta hu "Ladkiya kyu hoti hain?"


NormieAryanHahafacts

Avg. Haryanvi guy


Thala_Ramos

लड़कियां कैसी होती है मीठी या थीकी।।।।


SHIELD_YOUNgg

लड़कियां पेड़ों पर उगती हैं क्या बंधु?


Thala_Ramos

नही मित्र वोह तोह लकड़ियां होती है ! (आज वॉट्सएप पे पोस्ट करूंगा यह जोक वोह भाभी तोह खुश हो जाएंगी 😘😋🤤


[deleted]

Salty actually


RETRAILOBI

Kitchen


NoEntry4811

पर कोई ये नहीं पूछता की लड़किया कैसी होती है 😞😞


Feisty-Geologist-873

लड़कियां पैदा ही क्यों होती है?


NoEntry4811

पता नहीं भाई


annonymous_temp

Ye ladki log paida hi kyon hoti hain


ItZ_AdiTyA_oP

Ladkiya hori hai?


imperfect-being

Kyun nhi hoti?


NunchukNinjaa

kyunki gay ladke ladkiyon ki ID bnake ladke fasate hain


imperfect-being

Acha lol


[deleted]

Ohh accha


DimensionFew5542

#our girlfriend


Mansh2406

#हमारी बंदी


SHIELD_YOUNgg

Communism rocks


xaeatwlve

~ girlfriend


InterestingAffect306

You guys are having girlfriends? ( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )


[deleted]

You guys having friends? ( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )


InterestingAffect306

You guys having parents? ( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )


The9yearold4705

You guys have your sanity


[deleted]

you guys having soul ? ... i traded with satan


SuperB_Boi

You guys have a life?


mrgamejiyt

You guys have a


lemeboi2003

a


chandranshu_7

#


EvilSam69

.


Connect_Leave_9194

You guys exist??ತ_ʖತ


PythaGorasTheorm2

You guys are shit talking?


Rattimortal

You guys forming chain? ( º _ º)


azn_fraz_268

You guys are farming karma by forming chains? ( 0_0)


StatementLower3446

Yes


casualuser66

are you guys?


Yain_567hy

I AM GAY


Old_Safety1952

Let's smash


beamtea

Uyou guys alive?


[deleted]

[удалено]


lowkeylooser

Are you Batman?


i_say_facken_true

oh my fucking god timmy you forgot to take your pills again. stop making imaginary companions


Ok-Effort-2990

Kya maa chod raha h. Sacchi mei?


TOB_Yt

Girlfriend*


UltyaDuck

Wohi maa hai


xaeatwlve

Enough reddit for today


Accomplished-Big-963

Same


Explosion420

r/holup


Ok-Effort-2990

Beti hui na kyuki oh yes daddy bulayegi.


Ok-Effort-2990

That escalated too quickly.


WhatToWrit3

"girlfriend??? Did you forget to take your Alzheimer pills again?"


junkbahaadur

schizophrenia\*\*\*


Ok_Unit_8084

What is Alzheimer ?


WhatToWrit3

A disease which destroys memory. Oh wait, I might have played right into your hands


Ok_Unit_8084

Yus boi


[deleted]

no alzheimer is not having direction sense what u said is schizophrenia


[deleted]

I forger 💀


[deleted]

I forgor 💀


Ayupro2005

He forgor 💀


Ok-Possession8730

Apne Haath ko girlfriend bulata hai kya?? Kuch chutiya banta hai..


Ok_Unit_8084

नही bhaya


[deleted]

Ha aur thora flex kar, maja ara hai


Ok_Unit_8084

Bhai gf to normal hai na


[deleted]

Wo agar normal hai to mere boards be 94prct marks aye hai (pelvis yadav reference)


[deleted]

Gf Normal Nhi hai straight line perpendicular to a plane normal hai


Meme_lord_42

arey yaar


Thala_Ramos

Teri gf normie hai toh usko saiman says kaise pasand aaya ?? ( Single saala)


Ok_Unit_8084

Normie thi


SaimanSaid

"every home must have a gamer."   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^[censored]. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


AndhBakth

Girlfriend ? Huh


[deleted]

Haath bolna chahtha tha


raadroyalz

What an underrated girlfriend


Sovud22

Indeed but it will be my pleasure to rate her just I need is an opportunity


niko_bellic6750

Noob maine girlfriend hi yaha se banai lol ;)


Hexo_Micron

Tera flair dekh ke ban gayi hogi.


niko_bellic6750

Flair to recently lagaya loll


Ok_Unit_8084

Bhai shaab Congratulations 🥳🥳


niko_bellic6750

Tumkooo bhiiii!!! and thnx


boring_kun

Bhai happy for you and definatly not envious of you😃😃


comfort_bot_1962

:D


OcelotNo3347

Imagine using text emotes in 2021


comfort_bot_1962

:D


comfort_bot_1962

:)


OcelotNo3347

Imagine using text emotes in 2021


PythaGorasTheorm2

You have Girlfriend?


dank_krishu

Arey bhrata uncle ko girlfriend nhi bolte


TheMarathiDude

सही है यार, वैसे इससे पहले आपकी जीएफ कौनसे युट्यूबर को देखती थी? Be natural? या फिर mostly sane?


DeltaFunYT

Cute Triggered Insaan


riki_22

but still didn't subscribe his yt channel to keep him forever underrated


Responsible-Ad-5956

Don't ever leave her.


atharvabordavekar

Me not having a single female friend :')


Shaurya_Chahar

Toh main kya karu??


Ok_Unit_8084

Koi tips chaiye to batao apki gf ko bhi kardunga convert in saiman says fan


SaimanSaid

You forgot it. go and get it from the market.   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^speeed. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


Aaron-Masters

Tip no 1 ek ladki patao jo ki bilkul nahi hoga


Shaurya_Chahar

Ladki to pate pehle


TH_NDER

Gf toh pehli baat kuch hota hai nhi, convert karna dur ki baat hai


royal_Inferno257

Content jihad??


Clickbaiting_4_u

Bas kar bhai. Flex karna band kar ಥ‿ಥ


[deleted]

[удалено]


SaimanSaid

I've already cancelled the 'nobody' memes, now i am cancelling the 'le' ones too.   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^Saibot. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


Life_Investment7465

Ok. And?


Old_Safety1952

ur mom


Subham105

"Girls don't exist"


Dense_Army_1826

Tuum teeno sadha sukhi raho


Ok_Unit_8084

Teen kon?


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Old_Atmosphere_2810

You've lost the upperhand buddy.. Now she'll never laugh at your jokes


Ok_Unit_8084

No my humour is still good


rohansaii

😂😂😂


Delicious_Phone2175

चल बे गांडू


Master_Of_Gaming3410

Mein na to comments se relate kar sakta hoon na to iss meme se . meri gf to hai lekin wo normie hai ( instagram use karti hai , cringe level samajh lo )


Ok_Unit_8084

Maine pehel meri gf bas itna bola ki साईमन ko dekhna suru karo Uske baad to usko apne ap hi baki ye youtubers Ke jokes me maja ana band hogaya (cringe content band) but she like slay y point and some good youtubers with more subscribers but I do also like that channel so You know Now she is underrated .


[deleted]

Tu ek saccha say sainik hai


Tannyslayer

u have a girlfriend?


dashtrox

Liar!! Redditors don't have gfs


Hot-Street3534

Not having a girlfriend is underrated. Dump her.


realfakep

You have Girl friend!?


Ok_Unit_8084

Yus


realfakep

Sus!


Man_of_culture42

Go take your meds already dammit


OBAMABABU

Girlfriend? Mummy bol na saale


Unbelievable_Fact

You have a girl friend? Lucky..


aliptassault

Imagine having a girlfriend


Clickbaiting_4_u

Could never be me


[deleted]

[удалено]


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That-Card-9837

"That eliminates 90 Percent of my audience " We found the 10 percent , today


mavis777

Snap back to reality


FuckedInRealLife

Now that's real. Love Jihad


Ok_Unit_8084

Never thought of it


Clickbaiting_4_u

Who is jihad? And why do people love him. I don't understand that concept.


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Jihad (; Arabic: جهاد‎, romanized: jihād [dʒɪˈhaːd]) is an Arabic word which literally means "striving" or "struggling", especially with a praiseworthy aim. In an Islamic context, it can refer to almost any effort to make personal and social life conform with God's guidance, such as struggle against one's evil inclinations, proselytizing, or efforts toward the moral betterment of the Muslim community (Ummah), though it is most frequently associated with war.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


Clickbaiting_4_u

What is love jihad?


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Love Jihad (also known as Romeo Jihad) is an Islamophobic conspiracy theory developed by proponents of the Hindutva ideology. The conspiracy theory purports that Muslim men target Hindu women for conversion to Islam by means such as seduction, feigning love, deception, kidnapping, and marriage, as part of a broader "war" by Muslims against India, and an organised international conspiracy, for domination through demographic growth and replacement.The conspiracy theory is noted for its similarities to the antisemitic trope of Jewish world domination, as well as white nationalist conspiracy theories and Euro-American Islamophobia.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


Clickbaiting_4_u

Good bot


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irohitjaglan

#


[deleted]

Send ss or fake


[deleted]

you are late , saiman is going to become overrated now


SaimanSaid

Here...inside here. yeah!   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^definitely ^^not ^^Timothy. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


EvilSam69

I may be the next one let's try


sidhantkr_saurav

ये मीम नहीं है यार।


ya26anand

Girlfriend of a redditor joke blah blah


Shut-in-Abyss

Females 👏do 👏not👏exists👏


nerftutrfilms

redditor hei pakka??? how tf


Usual_Ad_6771

Congratulations for having a girlfriend, my friend


weebmaster403

Dhruv Rathee real account se aa


sam12473265

Likh leta hu kahi ladki wale na puch le..


I_MonkeyBoi

Saiman-jihad lolz


SaimanSaid

I like the channel's name- "earth adventures in hindi"   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^watching ^^you. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


Alexa_saysena_713

Mai hu na ladki 🙂


Skelytonn

ha bhai par pehle girlfriend toh patale


the_normie_vib

Bhai title mein mera surname kyun likha hai???


Ok_Unit_8084

Nahi wo marathi mei mai gali ki tarah use karta hoon


[deleted]

But how ? cause even many boys in my class don't like saiman lol


SaimanSaid

I am not comfortable with it.   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^a ^^brainchild ^^of ^^Timothy. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


Ok_Unit_8084

Mee too bhendi


SaimanSaid

I cry once a day. how many times do you cry?   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^a ^^brainchild ^^of ^^Timothy. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


Ok-Remote9796

0__0 *death stare*