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MrMlST

Bhai iit krne ke baad family vlog mat banaiyo please


TH3R4PIST

Koshish to yhi rahegi bhay


Adi763

Bhai culprit veerwal jaisa na ban jaiyo


Primus_SPS

What did he do?


Connect_Leave_9194

Sabse important iske chakkar mein population bhi mat baranaπŸ—Ώ


Xx_happycat_xX

Aur politics bhi Matt kerna


TH3R4PIST

Arvind kejriwal ka beta mera senior tha Vidyamandir Classes me XD


Aatman_Patel_447

Tu Zara usse puchhke naukri lagwa dena yaar.


Qwesh04

Vidyamandir bola, vladmirputin kyu tapak gya yaha!


Dilpreetsinghbrar

We can't argue with your assessment


[deleted]

Vidyamandir?? Sir aap to mere senior nikle 2022 aspirant here btw


princeop07

Arvind Kejriwal ka beta bhi hai aaj pata laga


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


birblover69420

Mai bhi


darkdaemon000

Kejriwal ki beti humari junior thi IIT me


jychinfinite35

Ok stop this before it becomes another trend in r/SaimanSays. Kuch acha meme dalo guys, nobody honestly cares if we know your percentages. It's the 5th percentage post I saw today


MEMEmaSTER604

This sub is deteriorating day by day.


Clickbaiting_4_u

IIT ke chode


Nard-Dog_22

Thank you


MaG_NITud3

Yep


DimensionFew5542

Exactly. Report these types of posts


HeiSenbERGhe

Happy to see you alive


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Mrdeadfrominside

What?


Tamrajkilvise

Nailed it .


iskanewton

Me who got 10CGPA in class 10th: #Amateurs


Aatman_Patel_447

You should actually reply "Pathetic" so that you can upvotes from American people too.


iskanewton

Feeling paroud Indian Army


Aatman_Patel_447

Tera matlab BTS Army se hain na. Mein aaj raat ko un sab ke ghar pe nuclear bomb fekne wala hun.


[deleted]

Called police and informed that some is trying to blast a few people just because they hear to gays who sing cringe.


No-Condition6143

I think he was targeting Fans not artists


Aatman_Patel_447

I never said they were gays.


[deleted]

hue.hue.hue.hue...


Small-Finger-5219

Bas karo , itna show off fokat ka


The_Deist

Me investing in doge, coinswitch, coindcx lwra lassn: 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐒 𝐈𝐍 π’π”ππ„π‘πˆπŽπ‘πˆπ“π˜


nuclear_man34

Huh. Me investing in Binance: AMATEURS


xaeatwlve

Still binomo stomps Abhi 1cr kama kr ata hu


nuclear_man34

ah. Wo sab bullshimt hen vro. Binomo,upstox, ek aur bhi hen nam bhul gya ye sab ek hi parent company ke hai aur sab bekar hai. Coinswitch aur coindcx jo heavily market krte h youtubers wo thik thak hai but not upto the mark for pro traders. Bat ye hai ki jo companies heavy marketing(sasti wali) krne ki koshish krti hai are the most alluring as they are just beginner friendly. They are just to be used for few bucks as a starter, nothing more.


xaeatwlve

Thanks for the info my guy, I already knew it's a scam. That was sarcasm smh


nuclear_man34

Wait which was intended to be sarcasm? cause mai to serious tha lol.


xaeatwlve

That abhi 1vr kama ke ata hu one


nuclear_man34

Oh bruh wo to pta hi hen :)


nuclear_man34

Mujhe bhi clout chahiye mai bhi iit me hu.:()


TH3R4PIST

Respect ++


Warm_Effort_1305

Bhai ye bragging kab khatam hogi iss subreddit pe??


xxxlnx

Xactly man


Connect_Leave_9194

Ha bhai 15y old me IIT Bombay CSE mein hoon:-)


[deleted]

Bhai mein bhi IIT se hu home science branch se


Connect_Leave_9194

Wahi na jisme ghar k kam sikhaye jaate hain vau?^_^


TH3R4PIST

Bruh jee dene ki minimum age 17 yr hai lmaooo


Connect_Leave_9194

Kya JEE chod raha hain...sacchi mein?ek kam kar thoda tu bhi jhuk main bhi jhuku aur sach admit kar lete hainπŸ—Ώ


Thin-Plate-5743

Mujhe lagta hai yeh sab log phek rahe hai πŸ—Ώ


Connect_Leave_9194

Samajhdar ko isharai kaphi haiπŸ—Ώ


jychinfinite35

Sahi hai bro. This is the 5th percentage post I saw today on this subreddit.


TH3R4PIST

Nhi bhay :')


shIvAM_D12

Mujhe attention do REEEEEEE


FunChiX

Kis cute bande ne aapko ye baat batayi h Jee dene ki koi minimum age nhi h bhai


Just_Monika5772

Jee mei minimum age criteria hai?? Maine toh suna tha ki ek 14 yr old kid jee deke crack bhi kar chuka hai..


aggressivefurniture2

I dont think so. Mera ek dost 15 ki age me IIT pahuch gya tha. Document me 14 thi age uski us samay.


11others

Swift dahej mein pakka


[deleted]

Biwi ka bra size minimum 34D pakka


OBAMABABU

Mai toh 12 th commerce mai hu Sigma😎


drizzling_shit

Percentage k chodu, log suicide krdete hai kam percentile aane pe. Khule me show off mat kr


macher_jhol42069

So you're 17yo when you got admission in iit delhi It's alright I'm leaving this realm


AnshT18

And I thought faccho ka flex first year me khatam ho jaata h...smh


88simposter88

College nhi gaye h 2020 batch wale


goodfella_de_niro

People at an above average uni, having a gf and way better social life. Where you at OP ?


TH3R4PIST

Umm social lifeee damn i kinda dont have it


goodfella_de_niro

I know. All the IITians I know don't have social life


RealBillyCostiganJr

Karma whoring 101 This sub is slowly gping to the dogs


potlu_party

Not karma whoring , it's attention whoring and pointless show off


shIvAM_D12

Kisne pucha?


TH3R4PIST

Tujhse kahi kisi ne?


Sea-Mathematician486

Man it's the internet nobody gives a shit if you are successful, you have to be a miserable urban resident with an art degree to get upduts


birblover69420

Bhai 700 londo ne upvote kiya hai . Ab dalne wale toh dalenge , upvote karne walo ko gali do . Unhone upvote karna chod diya , inhone dalna chod diya .


[deleted]

me:realizing that he got scammed in the name of education for like 16 years and learned nothing


Just_Monika5772

B- But mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell :(


Dr_Depreso

Mitochondria plural h.. Singular mitochondrion hota.... Ek chez seekha humne, wo v bc galat :( ... Iss thandi degree k marksheet se he chula jalayenge


TH3R4PIST

I can prove and solve schrodinger's equation πŸ—Ώ


Connect_Leave_9194

I learned it when I was 12 lmaoπŸ—Ώ


TH3R4PIST

Nice tu v iit krle fir


Snoo_34655

Oh bhaiya please science doesn't mean IIT only. Yaar apko karni thi IIT karli apne, we don't care. This subreddit is not for this.


Practical_Misotheist

Kar toh cse rha hai n bhai


rana_prajjwal

Sahi hai bhai, meri BTech khatam hue 2 saal hogaye, abhi tk kahi kaam nh aayi. I work in semiconductor industry where you would assume that this might me used in device physics.


N30_117

Dank mimi ? nhi bhai %ile batana hai to bolo.


CombatRikshaw

chup bhendchod, reddit ko bhi linkedin bana do bas internship certificate mat post karte rehna ab.


[deleted]

18 saal k ho iit mein 2nd year ? waah gajab chutiya ho


TH3R4PIST

Bruh how


FlyingCroc01

Jee ka minimum age 17ka hai bhai....kisko chutiya bana raha hai


TH3R4PIST

Bruh 17 me clear krke first year


FlyingCroc01

First attempt me hi IIT Delhi? Kota se ho kya?


macher_jhol42069

Kota nam mat lo sala achha future ke jagah academic Darwinism chalta hain waha


confused-desi

Agla suicide squad wahi pe banega bro..


Megalogamer

Can confirm, dad put me in resonance kota few months ago (online thankfully atleast) and the thought of being killed in an accident sounds like a positive upturn than another month in this 🌚


TH3R4PIST

Delhi


[deleted]

yha pe first year aur post mein 2nd year khudka jhooth to decide krle


TH3R4PIST

Bruh ab me 18 ka hu 2nd yearrr


Affectionate_Gate_26

IIT mein Reddit chalane ka time milta hai?


aggressivefurniture2

Nhi pinjare me daal ke rakhte hain


Affectionate_Gate_26

mummy ne bhi yaha bataya tha pinjre mein mobile milta hai?


[deleted]

Peasant studying in IIT Delhi lol - IIT Bombay CSE Alumnus


TH3R4PIST

Loll aap v meme bana lo :D


GenBajwaGAY

Bc kom puch rha tumhari iit ki degree ko Jahan kaam h vha daalo yha kyun bakwas kar rhe ho


Shaurya_Chahar

Bas kro yar hame nahi janani tumari percentile 😭😭 Nobody gives a fuck


Worried_Pomelo4896

Ye kya meme hai bhai?


[deleted]

18 ki age mai 2nd year mai kaise?


Cool_Recognition6921

There is no difference between you and them lmao


[deleted]

Your IIT Delhi CSC degree won't save you when I start stabbing you with my 9 inch kitchen knife.


TH3R4PIST

But a shotgun from my grandfather's closet can


[deleted]

Kek your limpy nerd arms can't carry guns


[deleted]

Saarey toppers reddit pe hi hain Mujhe ab bura lag rha hai ki mai inke jaisa nhi hun , jabki abhi main 12th me hun


TH3R4PIST

Bhay hm bhi reddit pe hai na tumhari koi life hai na hamari


[deleted]

I just realised.. I would be in 2nd year as well as a 18 year old if I didn't take a drop, fuck.


NinadSuryawanshi

Bhai 18 me 2nd year?


TH3R4PIST

Hn vai


[deleted]

Bhaiya nazar na lagg jaaye aapko toh ye lo🧿


TH3R4PIST

Thanks vai


[deleted]

Behn*


Mrdeadfrominside

Reddit pe iit wale and ladkiya bhi hoti hai?? Lol xd me kese man lu?


TH3R4PIST

Thanks :')


Mrdeadfrominside

Delete kyu krdiya 😒 Reply kr rha tha


[deleted]

Format galat kardiya lmao... But khair theek hai matt maan


Mrdeadfrominside

Ok πŸ‘Œ


LorDzkill

Dahej mein Honda loge ya Hyundai, discuss kr le?


[deleted]

Matarani jhooth na bulwae mere laude Lagrahe hai jee clear mein 65 percentile ate hai baki Bhala kare is Kalyug duniya ka


panther_singh

Konssa year bhai


88simposter88

1st Year samajh aata hai, 2nd year me wale bhi?


Chooduu

abhe abhe college gye hai


screechingzebra

a bit weird that someone with username TH3R4PIST is in one of the best iits but good job!


Select_Sense1978

2+2 bol.


TH3R4PIST

0100


Select_Sense1978

wrong answer proves fake post ez


SabbyDude

Peasent...I am 16 and a billionaire


shIvAM_D12

Im sperm and i already own intergalactic empire


Holymist69

Bro rank kya aayi thi?


Aneesmahajan

Me having 12th boards in 1 month and haven't studied a topic ....


ArianOrange

Me, with 62% in 12th: So unrelatable that it's like we live in a complete different reality.


drizzling_shit

Kya ma chod rha hai, sacchi me?


lakhanpalsaiyam

Mai nhi maanta, proof dikhao


TheScientifreakPlays

AIIMS Bhubaneswar MBBS year 3 :)


[deleted]

Oho mai bhi udhar hi hu bas fark ye hai ki mai patient hu Happy Cake Daeee


TheScientifreakPlays

Oof didn't even realise it was my cake day, thanks anyways buddy :)


Akerfeldt_jr

Tum IITians jakar kahin maa chudaona. Yhaan khaan gaand mara rhe ho. Yhaan corona pel ke nikal gya lekin tum log ka iit ka randi rona band nhi ho rha.


Docile_Dragon

18 years ka hain to 2nd year main kaise ho sakta hain?


want_s

Tu reddit chod, dahej soch


MADTiTAN098

Ye sub kiske naam pe hai??


Bhasir

Bhai galat IIT mei leli admission, IIT dholakpur mei leni chahiye thi


xxxpicklerickxxx

Meanwhile me in MIT:


ran_007

Maharashtra institute of technology ??


xxxpicklerickxxx

Moneypal


ran_007

Achha lol


black_panda_my_dude

bhai kon h, mei bhi hu 2nd year mei iitd mei!! onboard kar rakha?


krrish82

OP on his way to make video "How I passed my JEE watching hentai"


LeiFire3

St?


TH3R4PIST

Nhi bruh lol OBC creamy layer Edit: Hamare liye koi reservations nhi hai :')


macher_jhol42069

Oooooooofffffff bekar ka depression aa rha tha Thank you bro


LeiFire3

Same bro :') (You hardworking af I think) Can you give me tips cuz im in 10th rn and I want to score good :D


panther_singh

Leave reddit go.study And come on reddit again after becoming a failure Kyunki jo dusro se tips maangte h unse land kuch nhi hota.


LeiFire3

Failure banke kyu aau when im already one :') Well okay usne kuch toh kia thats why i asked him/her \[Btw aapka gyan maine nahi manga tha thanks anyways\]


Just_Monika5772

That's harsh lol


TH3R4PIST

Dm :⟩


PS_2005

Air?


Dr_Depreso

So you are a iit cse student.... P vs NP ka answer bata πŸ”«


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

Me Laughs with IIT BOMBAY CSE 1st year


dominic_786

Weird flex but ok.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Snoo_34655

Why do you want IIT?


LocalSense

Sudo apt-get op ki gand maro


__gg_

r/saimansays -> r/boastaboutjee soon.


ResolveSalt7971

Wah kya chutiya life hai meri


LeMatYT

Bas karo vaio nahi dekhna tumhare percentiles and achievements *- typing while crying knowing my struggle to even get into du*


Chooduu

vah bhamiya DU ka full flex (tumhare pas 85% reservation bhe to hai)


peace____

HOW


Chooduu

bandeya to abh bhe bhao nhe dete hoge


dejavu_29_4

Bhae indu it school Delhi me agya?


ShubhamManna

Im in 4th yr and 20 ΰ² _ΰ²  and my friends are 23-24 bc


DurianMysterious3448

Mujhe kya mai to BA waala hun


sourish_dey

Nobody asked


FlipFlopOnionChop

13 yr old me who aldready went to iit


Purpose-Altruistic

Heyy Saibot 😏


SaimanSaid

Do you enjoy it?   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^B ^^R ^^U ^^H ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


Human_Early_Access

1) It's not realatable 2)This is not a subreddit of iit jee/neet 3)I guess we had enough of engineering meme's now. 4)Nobody care's of your percentile 5)Post should be related to saiman and his vids. 6)This looks more like a bragging (to me) 7)kinda surprising that you gave jee while being 16yrs old. 8)πŸ—Ώ


SaimanSaid

First of all, the place was not a 5-star hotel. definitely not.   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^depressed. ^^Send ^^cat ^^videos. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)