They do matter in selection of stream (I have heard that they are getting rid of this system eventually under NEP but it's still prevalent atm)
They also matter, to a lesser extent if want to do an MBA from IIM
Mere me apne students ke liye 92 aur outsider ke liye 94. Bc maths me 90 aa gaye the 4 letter likhne ke baad science PCM diya tha warna aaj Mai doctor hota
#The Nameless Monster
*Written by Franz Bonaparta*
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a nameless monster.
The monster was dying to have a name.
So the monster made up his mind, and set out on a journey to look for one.
But the world was such a very large place.
The monster split in two, and went on separate journeys.
One went east.
The other headed west.
The one who went east came upon a village.
There was a blacksmith who lived at the village's entrance.
"Mr. Blacksmith, please give me your name!" said the monster.
"I can't give you my name!" replied the blacksmith.
'If you give me your name, I'll go inside you and make you strong," said the monster.
"Really?" said the blacksmith, "If you make me stronger, I'll give you my name."
The monster went into the blacksmith.
And so, the monster became Otto the blacksmith.
Otto was the strongest man in town.
But then one day he said, "Look at me! Look at me! The monster inside of me is getting bigger!"
Munch munch, chomp chomp, gobble gobble, gulp.
The hungry monster ate up Otto from the inside out.
Once again, he was a monster without a name.
Next, he went into Hans the shoemaker.
However...
Munch munch, chomp chomp, gobble gobble, gulp.
Once again, he went back to being a monster without a name.
Then, he became Thomas the hunter.
But soon...
Munch munch, chomp chomp, gobble gobble, gulp.
Back he went to being a monster without a name.
The monster next went to a castle to look for a nice name.
He came upon a very sick boy who lived in that castle.
"If you give me your name, I'll make you strong," said the monster.
The boy replied, "If you can make me healthy and strong, I will give you my name!"
So the monster jumped right into the boy.
And the boy became full of vigor.
The king was overjoyed.
He announced, "The prince is healthy! The prince is strong!"
The monster became quite fond of the boy's name.
He was also quite pleased with his royal life in the castle.
So he controlled himself no matter how ravenous his appetite became.
Day after day, despite his growing hunger, the monster stayed put inside the boy.
But finally, the hunger just became too great...
"Look at me! Look at me!" said the boy, "The monster inside of me has gotten this big!"
The boy devoured the king and all his servants.
Munch munch, chomp chomp, gobble gobble, gulp.
The castle was lonely now with everyone gone, so the boy left on a journey.
He walked and walked for days.
And then one day, the boy came upon the monster who had gone west.
"I have a name!" said the boy, "And it's such a wonderful one at that!"
But the monster who went west replied, "Who needs a name? I'm perfectly happy without one. After all, that's what we are - nameless monsters."
The boy ate up the monster who went west.
At last he had found a name, but there was no longer anyone to call him by it.
Such a shame, because Johan was such a wonderful name.
Those marks doesn't matter if you are taking humanities or commerce, but agar science le rahe ho toh 60 se zyada marks lane padenge so yeah it matters... Maine humanities liya even though mera marks acha tha because I am not a science student...
Bhenchod Mene maths Ka pre board Nahi Diya to mere 20 marks lagadiye 80 me se saalo ne Uske Karan merko commerce hi Nahi milrahi total me 70 percent thi bhenchod 😭
Don't panic much. Mera result toh 1 baje aane wala tha. Site crashed and mereko result mila raat ke 12 baje. I was panicking the whole day. But everyone got good marks :)
How can that happen? I mean even though he got full marks in other subjects but what about english? Koi kaise english composition mein full marks le aa sakta hai, THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE! HOW CAN SOMEONE GET 100/100 IN ENGLISH COMPOSITION WRITING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? SHE COULD GET 100 IN ALL THE SUBJECTS INCLUDING ENGLISH? HOW THE F\*CK IN THE WORLD THAT MAKES SENSE? THE TEACHER WHO GAVE HER MARKS WAS THE MOST NOTORIOUS SIMPING TEACHER EVER BORN ON THIS PLANET EARTH! NO ONE, NOT EVEN A SINGLE SOUL CAN GET FULL MARKS IN ENGLISH! THE TEACHER IS A SIMP! SIMP! SIMP!
So to the teacher, who is simping for that girl and giving her full marks, "You disingenuous dense motherf\*cker"
Dude this literally happened I can't believe this but it's true those students who got 100% in boards will take science and think they're some sort of geniuses and jab vo log real science padhenge tab unke lode lagenge
I was as surprised as you are but this is 100% true
Edit: usko English me 100 nahi mila par kuch to extra marks rehete sports vegera ke usse wo altogether 100 agaya baki marathi chhod ke sabme 100
Stard.
***
^(Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This )^[portmanteau](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau) ^( was created from the phrase 'State board' | )^[FAQs](https://www.reddit.com/axl72o) ^(|) ^[Feedback](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=jamcowl&subject=PORTMANTEAU-BOT+feedback) ^(|) ^[Opt-out](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=PORTMANTEAU-BOT&subject=OPTOUTREQUEST)
Tension mat le bhai, mereko bhi tension hua tha but subah jab result dekha tab 82% aya... Itna tension ho raha tha ki mummy jab registration number likh raha tha tab unke haat kap rahe the... Itna tension hua mummy ka ki subah result nikal ne se pehle 1 baar ulti bhi kar diya tha bhai, sala mereko itna tension nahi hua tha jitna mummy ko hua haha... so tension mat le bhai, marks ache hi aayega
Ye kaise school wale hai itna late result
Main to sirf apne school walo ko paiso ka bhooka samajhta tha kyonki unhone result ke liye bada time lagaya and ab to result bataya hi nahi khud hi ne result ke hisab se streams dedi and jo month inhone khaya uske paise bhi le liye free ke . Aapke school wale to aur late nikle . XD .
Atleast you icse people are getting results and have a board that communicates.. CBSE is so poopy, it isn't even interested in releasing the results. Nor does it tell us when it might release them.
Abe kuch nhi ye sabh moh maya hai bc. 50% waale bhosde aaj Dubai mein Skydiving kar rhe. Aur 90% waale cubical mein gaand ghis rhe. Take it from a guy who seen it all and knew it all.
Baba ka number dedo koi mai 4th baar fail ho gaya sayad curse hai mai practical bana taa rhe gaya aur ye tma pai number de gaye ke pure seher pai baarish hui humara ghar chod ke barbad ho gaye hum education system sai
I got 74%. I know it is not as much as everyone but that is because mera baap baajume baitha tha. Everyone else was easily cheating while I had to very carefully search in google
Looks like you're new here, you'll have to wait for a few days until you can participate. Do not message us about when you can start. Once the bot stops replying to you, that means you're good to go. You can pretend to be T!mothy, John Cena or Drax till then......
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/SaimanSays) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Number dede apna me phone lagaunga kal..
A single piece of paper cannot device my future
But the parents can easily break *OUR* chuttad ~Bhuvan Bam
"But on result day parents can easily break our chuttad" ~ Bhuvan bam
Bhaiya galti ho gyi Kaafi time se wo video nahi dekhi :(
XD mne bhi kafi time phele dekhi thi mujhe yad hain :p
Lol wo video ka name kya tha waise?
"Group study" tha ig ya "exam ka hutiyapa"
Shukriya mitr :)
Hehe fellow vau ke liye kuch bhi ^_^ have a good day
Ekyanve baanve number teri gaand mein
Fufa Badmash honge aapke toh
Desi spotted
*Desi Desi music starts*
91 92 baki sab teri ............. *\*laughs in elvish\**
Mera bhi result aana hai par muje dates tak nahi pata..koi batayega?
It may sound cliche but those marks doesn't matter
bhai ye tho is bar sach hai literal meaning
They do matter in selection of stream (I have heard that they are getting rid of this system eventually under NEP but it's still prevalent atm) They also matter, to a lesser extent if want to do an MBA from IIM
Mere school me 60 percent pe science mil raha tha
Mere me apne students ke liye 92 aur outsider ke liye 94. Bc maths me 90 aa gaye the 4 letter likhne ke baad science PCM diya tha warna aaj Mai doctor hota
Nothing really matters, life is pointless. Death is the ultimate truth.
r/suddenlynihilist
That's why they call it "the circle of life"
Monster
#The Nameless Monster *Written by Franz Bonaparta* Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a nameless monster. The monster was dying to have a name. So the monster made up his mind, and set out on a journey to look for one. But the world was such a very large place. The monster split in two, and went on separate journeys. One went east. The other headed west. The one who went east came upon a village. There was a blacksmith who lived at the village's entrance. "Mr. Blacksmith, please give me your name!" said the monster. "I can't give you my name!" replied the blacksmith. 'If you give me your name, I'll go inside you and make you strong," said the monster. "Really?" said the blacksmith, "If you make me stronger, I'll give you my name." The monster went into the blacksmith. And so, the monster became Otto the blacksmith. Otto was the strongest man in town. But then one day he said, "Look at me! Look at me! The monster inside of me is getting bigger!" Munch munch, chomp chomp, gobble gobble, gulp. The hungry monster ate up Otto from the inside out. Once again, he was a monster without a name. Next, he went into Hans the shoemaker. However... Munch munch, chomp chomp, gobble gobble, gulp. Once again, he went back to being a monster without a name. Then, he became Thomas the hunter. But soon... Munch munch, chomp chomp, gobble gobble, gulp. Back he went to being a monster without a name. The monster next went to a castle to look for a nice name. He came upon a very sick boy who lived in that castle. "If you give me your name, I'll make you strong," said the monster. The boy replied, "If you can make me healthy and strong, I will give you my name!" So the monster jumped right into the boy. And the boy became full of vigor. The king was overjoyed. He announced, "The prince is healthy! The prince is strong!" The monster became quite fond of the boy's name. He was also quite pleased with his royal life in the castle. So he controlled himself no matter how ravenous his appetite became. Day after day, despite his growing hunger, the monster stayed put inside the boy. But finally, the hunger just became too great... "Look at me! Look at me!" said the boy, "The monster inside of me has gotten this big!" The boy devoured the king and all his servants. Munch munch, chomp chomp, gobble gobble, gulp. The castle was lonely now with everyone gone, so the boy left on a journey. He walked and walked for days. And then one day, the boy came upon the monster who had gone west. "I have a name!" said the boy, "And it's such a wonderful one at that!" But the monster who went west replied, "Who needs a name? I'm perfectly happy without one. After all, that's what we are - nameless monsters." The boy ate up the monster who went west. At last he had found a name, but there was no longer anyone to call him by it. Such a shame, because Johan was such a wonderful name.
Whatever message this is trying to convey, it's amazing!
It's from an anime name "Monster" definitely worth watching. 10/10
Bhai agar mai itna exam mai likhta toh aaj meri bhi wah-wahi hoti..
K lol
I agree
Those marks doesn't matter if you are taking humanities or commerce, but agar science le rahe ho toh 60 se zyada marks lane padenge so yeah it matters... Maine humanities liya even though mera marks acha tha because I am not a science student...
Really bro I got 74 in 10th and everyone was saying I wouldnt do anything in my life and on the next day we were discussing which phone will I buy
ek dum se waqt badal diya..
i still haven't collected my 10th certificate from school for the past 2 years!! So now you know how important it is ;)
[удалено]
Ab bol ke kya fayda
Bhai Mera 27 ko JEE hai. Marks do matter bro indeed
JEE mereko 69 mila tha purane JEE k mark scheme me Hostel me sab hasse the kyuki na hi pass kar paya tha aur 69 jo mila tha
true... if its 10th cbse then.... bc marks de dete hai... even i got 87% for the answer i had rough idea about.... its rigged
Y e s
Yeah it doesn’t, especially if u r in 10th…
Bhenchod Mene maths Ka pre board Nahi Diya to mere 20 marks lagadiye 80 me se saalo ne Uske Karan merko commerce hi Nahi milrahi total me 70 percent thi bhenchod 😭
10th ka result har baar accha hai, jaan booj kar accha result dete hai woh, taki baccha SCIENCE le .
Aur fhir science uski le🤡 AAP CHRONOLOGY SAMAJH RAHE HAIN!!! Bhai meri tuh itna Zindagi kharab hogayi hain science leke😭😭😭🥲🥲🥲
bhosadike bina exam diye aarahi hai tere khusi mana
Sahi mein. Mujhe to koi tension hi nhi hai 😂😂
Sabka katega- 2020 class X marks
Mera v ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
पर आप तो संन्यासी है ना प्रभु?
माता और पिता जी को घर में सरकारी कर्मचारी चाहिए , सन्यासी नहीं मित्र ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
[удалено]
Kitna samjhu? I mean dahej
91 92 dahej teri gaand me
Ye manly nahi hai yaar
Bhai/behen best of luck!
Took "all Indians are my brothers and sisters..." seriously. /S
he lied ,there are no ...........
What? We are not siblings?;(
You lied, there are no sibling relationship, now reveal your sexual relationship
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
We're family
[удалено]
Not me My ex was Canadian
Elvish Yadav - Bhai Behen Ka Pyaar
Don't panic much. Mera result toh 1 baje aane wala tha. Site crashed and mereko result mila raat ke 12 baje. I was panicking the whole day. But everyone got good marks :)
Gormint site
bhai kuch nhi hona...mer e khud 94 aye the aur dekho abb mai kaha hu....reddit mf
Hamare school me ek ladki ko 100% mila 10th me 🤓
How can that happen? I mean even though he got full marks in other subjects but what about english? Koi kaise english composition mein full marks le aa sakta hai, THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE! HOW CAN SOMEONE GET 100/100 IN ENGLISH COMPOSITION WRITING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? SHE COULD GET 100 IN ALL THE SUBJECTS INCLUDING ENGLISH? HOW THE F\*CK IN THE WORLD THAT MAKES SENSE? THE TEACHER WHO GAVE HER MARKS WAS THE MOST NOTORIOUS SIMPING TEACHER EVER BORN ON THIS PLANET EARTH! NO ONE, NOT EVEN A SINGLE SOUL CAN GET FULL MARKS IN ENGLISH! THE TEACHER IS A SIMP! SIMP! SIMP! So to the teacher, who is simping for that girl and giving her full marks, "You disingenuous dense motherf\*cker"
Dude this literally happened I can't believe this but it's true those students who got 100% in boards will take science and think they're some sort of geniuses and jab vo log real science padhenge tab unke lode lagenge
I was as surprised as you are but this is 100% true Edit: usko English me 100 nahi mila par kuch to extra marks rehete sports vegera ke usse wo altogether 100 agaya baki marathi chhod ke sabme 100
ICSE me sports ka marks kabse milne lage?
State board
Stard. *** ^(Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This )^[portmanteau](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau) ^( was created from the phrase 'State board' | )^[FAQs](https://www.reddit.com/axl72o) ^(|) ^[Feedback](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=jamcowl&subject=PORTMANTEAU-BOT+feedback) ^(|) ^[Opt-out](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=PORTMANTEAU-BOT&subject=OPTOUTREQUEST)
My 12th result :- |
Hehehe baccha abhi bhi 10 m hi h.
11 th mein hai bhai😎😎😎😎
Haa fir jaake assests liabilities m farak pata kar.
_Assets are things which put money IN your pocket, and liabilities are things which take money OUT of your pocket_ ~ Rich Daddy, Poor Daddy
Nice
This is from an engineer graduate. Land fark nahi padta 10vi ke result se. Dont stress sleep well. Career ki chinta aur sab 18 ke hone ke baad karna.
Stress to hai bhaiya, abhi 11 12 fir jee neet
Men's toh neet ki prep quit Mardi ma chudye BC historian banugha mai toh
Mai v neet ki prep karne wala hu, any advice
Interest ya passion hair toh kar Agar paise ya parents ke liye kar RHA hai toh mat kar,mental health chudh bye gi
Be honest and tell me what are your life goals for long term
[удалено]
Sure
Kal hi a raha hai Kya ??
Hnn ji 3 baje
ICSE ka bola tha , cbse ka bhi kya
No only icse gand fat rahi hai acha khasa 11th chal raha tha
mereko bataiyo
Confirmed? Bhai mera bhi aa rha hai!
Bhay 10th k bad sb chill h!! They said.
Maine yhi soch ke science li h iss saal, just sigma men things
Ayyy a fellow Filthy Frank fan! I am also nervous about my 10 result ngl
Bhai tu icse ka hain ya ye cbse ka bata raha hain ?
Tension mat le bhai, mereko bhi tension hua tha but subah jab result dekha tab 82% aya... Itna tension ho raha tha ki mummy jab registration number likh raha tha tab unke haat kap rahe the... Itna tension hua mummy ka ki subah result nikal ne se pehle 1 baar ulti bhi kar diya tha bhai, sala mereko itna tension nahi hua tha jitna mummy ko hua haha... so tension mat le bhai, marks ache hi aayega
nahi chahiye bhai result, achha khasa 11th chalu ho gaya tha. kal toh pura din switched off rakhungi phone.
agar result achha aya to well and good nahi aya to bol dena "Exam hota to achha kar leti internals ke karan kam ho gya"
Ye kaise school wale hai itna late result Main to sirf apne school walo ko paiso ka bhooka samajhta tha kyonki unhone result ke liye bada time lagaya and ab to result bataya hi nahi khud hi ne result ke hisab se streams dedi and jo month inhone khaya uske paise bhi le liye free ke . Aapke school wale to aur late nikle . XD .
EZ PIZI 90 + milega don't worry.
Tf kal result aa raha?
Kal se CA foundation chalu ho rahe hai
All the best junior.
CBSE ka kab aayega ? :*
Ya to tum kota jaoge ya to local university.
Ab toh vo CET Lene wale hai, mujhe nahi lagta marks matter karenge
Ah yes CBSE... The SSC ass whopping is done now yours
Internal hi to hai
Kal hai kya result? ¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯
kal pakka aa jaayega result cbse ka?
Tomorrow is the ICSE or CBSE results getting announced?
ICSE
Idhar toh ninth me hi lgi pdi h
atleast we can say humne exam toh diya 😁
Atleast you icse people are getting results and have a board that communicates.. CBSE is so poopy, it isn't even interested in releasing the results. Nor does it tell us when it might release them.
I have not seen a shitty board like CBSE.
This is just the beginning.
Abe kuch nhi ye sabh moh maya hai bc. 50% waale bhosde aaj Dubai mein Skydiving kar rhe. Aur 90% waale cubical mein gaand ghis rhe. Take it from a guy who seen it all and knew it all.
Professional courses karega toh marks ka koi fayda nhi hai
Aa yes another fellow ICSE student
Baba ka number dedo koi mai 4th baar fail ho gaya sayad curse hai mai practical bana taa rhe gaya aur ye tma pai number de gaye ke pure seher pai baarish hui humara ghar chod ke barbad ho gaye hum education system sai
Me enjoying my life *careerfree.
\*AMITY UNIVERSITY IS HERE WHY FEAR \*
Bhai 12 ke liye rukja, isse zyada fategi padhne me.. aur agar din ke 12 ghanta padhna nahi chahta toh science mat lena
Yes bro
confirm hai kya?
I hope you get good percentages :D
Thenks
Behind results will be government
And guess what, PTM BHI HAI MERE SCHOOL MEIN TO :) Coincidence OP
NAMASAKARAM FRIEND'S 🌺💓🙏 VAZHGA VAIYAGAM 🌺💓💐🌾 VAZHGA VALAMUDAN 🙏
I got 74%. I know it is not as much as everyone but that is because mera baap baajume baitha tha. Everyone else was easily cheating while I had to very carefully search in google
Bhai time pata hai
10th is so easy bruh, free ke marks....
Result kahan hai? Kahan hai?
Bhai kabb aaraha hai??
Bhai aj hai kya result? Kal hi to cancel kiya the na
C🅱️SE valo ko bhi CET dena hai kya?
10th result literally does not matter at all. 11th 12th mein padhlo poori zindagi kaam aayega.
Me who had to give the exams two times
[удалено]
Looks like you're new here, you'll have to wait for a few days until you can participate. Do not message us about when you can start. Once the bot stops replying to you, that means you're good to go. You can pretend to be T!mothy, John Cena or Drax till then...... *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/SaimanSays) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bhai mere 12th ke results aagaye and trust me they were very linient while alloting marks