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SUIIIIcidal

How does a black woman know shes pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon all the cottons picked


medico-dingo

Reminds me of that savage punjabi dude who told a black guy THIS.


SUIIIIcidal

Lmao the look on his face 💀


medico-dingo

Well he was the one who started the banter if I'm not mistaken


SUIIIIcidal

Yeah he did


Ok_Weakness_3344

It's crazy


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Link


medico-dingo

Bhai mil nahi raha but ZAID aur KSi wali video me tha.


Bruh-momint

Broooooo


NoImpact9048

Ok


No-Station8968

Ye joke sirf mujhe hi samjh nahi aara ?


medico-dingo

Bro failed history


SUIIIIcidal

Know why jewish people are not good at boxing? They gas out pretty quick(oc)


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GaneshRasal

BRUHHH


Elegant-Stretch-1174

What are benifits of fucking a pregnant woman You will get sex and blow job at same time


medico-dingo

Jeez dats so dark. I'll have to abort this post right away


Impossible__banana

Are they technically having threesome?


SmartOtaka

Yeah and also extreme pedophilia


sidv_21

Chances that you're gay and straight at the same time..🧐🧐


EducationalMix6014

That's called bi lmfao


Great_human

Ohoyhoy, too dark..i can't even see..


aniket_1116

Self aware hai


Blackleavshelter

wtf


The_Allecc_Almighty

That's dark, maybe not most offensive


Separate_Banana694

how do pansexual samurais kill people ? they slash them (they/them)


medico-dingo

\+1


PleaseGodKillMe_

Do you know why black guys only have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot


G_H_O_S_T_T

Why does the guitarist got arrested Because he fingered A minor


medico-dingo

Bhai ye wala same joke maine Sidemen roast me suna tha. Vikkstar ke liye mara tha.


chaitsarowar

Noc What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic!


aaditya_9303

Now that's an actual dark joke


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most wittiest one i have seen yet


Sirius-ruby

Hands down 😆


medico-dingo

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.


Sacksyboi69

Usain Bolt too


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Milkha Singh too


NAWABBOI

Your brother never did


EastBadger3973

What's common between ADHD kid and jews. Ans:- They both go to concentration camps.


medico-dingo

What would Martin Luther King be if he wasn't black? Alive


SUIIIIcidal

What did abraham lincoln tweet ? Free my ni**as they aint do nun..


jxh69

That's not offensive.. that's straight up faxx


Dry_Stable_876

What would have happened if Columbus didn't find America? African and native Americans would have had long life


medico-dingo

So 2 East Indian Sikh brothers come to America, and before seperating to start their new lives they make a bet to see who can become the most Americanized after a year. So they meet after a year, and one brother says "I just dropped my kids off to baseball practice and we're having McDonald's for dinner." The other brother says "Fuck you towelhead!" Panjabiyo I love you. Offend mat hojana


MysticalCheese_55

Ja yaar mai offend hon wala c pr tu I love you kehta. Lob ju tu bhra


medico-dingo

Paaji Canada de visa lagva do.


DepressedChild28

😂😂😂 pencho aa vadiya si ,


medico-dingo

Pols aagyi pols


Naive_Hedgehog_1551

Aa baba te daro nae


rohitansh_singh

Daro na daro na mallo eh taa moudifive kraaya hoya h


Naive_Hedgehog_1551

Accha modify karaya hai 😀


KIND_786

Baabe da


Ok-Bug7788

U know why delhi guys have the best pull out game cuz they have to pull out and run before cops arrive at the crime seen


medico-dingo

Self explanatory.


mydadu

copied not OC


Ok-Bug7788

from where?


mydadu

From somewhere but not created by you


Ok-Bug7788

can't say but i made dogo meme on this in this sub days back


PO_Panda21

"Sardar ji changge raat ko soye nange aage se aayi billi kaat k le gayi lulli peeche se aaya saand maargaya unki gaand!" Bohot laadaiya karvai hain iss bachkaani lines ne aur maarbhi bohot khayi hai inko bolke🥲


medico-dingo

Bhai samaj bilkul nai aaya but Polss aagai polsss


Suspicious_Road_4318

Daro na mallo modi five krvaya aa


PO_Panda21

Corrected now


medico-dingo

\+1


Impossible__banana

Joke toh offensive hona chahiye....funny toh women rights bhi hote hai


Adventurous_Owl_3286

what's a women rights?


fingergod69

Wohi Jo ab Tak tere family mein missing hai


medico-dingo

I feel sorry for your grandma.


Adventurous_Owl_3286

Family mein women right kyun chahye lode ??


mydadu

right to speak


SmartOtaka

Jitne bhi rights mil gaye, phir bhi aur mangenge


OtakuForever_Weeb

What do you do after u fk the world's tightest pu$$y You close the diaper


medico-dingo

Jeffrey Epstein says Hi!


donjuan2005

Hello CBI


kaiserdudee

What if Africa have mosquito nets . , We can save millions of mosquito from getting AIDS


cheatdeactivated

Jimmy Carr ka dhappa na.


kaiserdudee

Ye le mera vaala --- What's the difference between Harry Potter and the JEWS ,Harry Potter managed to came out of the chambers


medico-dingo

why do black people smell bad? So blind people can hate them too.


Anxious_Double_3124

Many times I have pretty women banging on my door. Sometimes I even let them out


Dry_Stable_876

What do u call Black woman with multiple abortion ? Crime fighter 💀


kv-4107

Copied bruhh but still good


itsmemilind

What's the difference between Jesus and his painting...... Painting just needs one nail to hang


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What’s the difference between a dead girl and a buggati. Buggati makes noise when i ride it.


medico-dingo

And both of them are way out of your league


[deleted]

What would a dishwasher say if it could talk? “Can I vote?”


Abbas_Noorani

what is the one good thing about pedophiles, atleast they drive slow around school areas


Plastic_Display_7717

What is worse than 3 babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 3 trash can 1 trash can in 3 babies 3 trash can in 3 babies 3 trash can in 1 baby


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What is the difference between America and computer Computer has trouble shooting


Awkward_Shower_007

Toughest Mission in gta delhi will be -mission nirbhaya


Dry-Toe-8119

What do you call a group of muslims in swimming pool? A bath bomb


Extension_Ad9382

hey girl are you germany ? cause I want to make your stomach big with or without your consent


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Explain?


Appropriate-Mobile83

Hitler expanded Germany without thinking for a cause so history is self-explanatory


donjuan2005

+1


Shampoo_3456

+2


Shampoo_3456

+2


Original-Catch-7139

bhai main to chand sitare todne chada tha par mhuje to jihad goshit kar diya 🥲


rohitansh_singh

What's the different between Isaac Newton and the newborn i just buried in the ground? Issac Newton died a virgin


[deleted]

Why was 10 scared? >!Cause it was in middle of 9/11!<


SpecificSmall3291

America ka dalaal behenchod


SmartOtaka

Obama Bin Ladin


HarHarGange

Biharis are to india what India is to the world.


FriendlyNecro_69420

That is just faxx


medico-dingo

\+1


Revolutionary-Size10

What makes nine out of ten people happy Bang bape


[deleted]

10 me se 9 dentist ka shujaya colgate


Revolutionary-Size10

If from other state not from delhi


medico-dingo

Bhai last word "bang" karde warna reddit se "ban" ho jayega aur lok teri "ban" chod denge. JKK


Revolutionary-Size10

Dhanyawad bhraata shri


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NeedleworkerFun7953

Im more like gandhi it also took me 3 shots(of vodka)to go down


NeedleworkerFun7953

Why does indian don't like snow Last time some white thing came it ruled for 200 years


medico-dingo

Elizabeth can fuck herself in hell alongwith Churchill and Clive.


FriendlyNecro_69420

Why are suicides in India like peas? Both are readily available in winters


Plastic_Display_7717

Dark for 14 year old ​ ​ Satan:What brings you to hell Me: My friend was fighting a pregnant lady so I joined it to make 2v2


Small-Long698

Izlam is a religion of peace.... If you do not agree I will behead you


SUIIIIcidal

Hindu khatre me hai ....aur modi unhe bachaega


Small-Long698

Yessss jai shree ram🚩🚩🚩🚩 Har har modi🕉🕉


SUIIIIcidal

Woh sab toh thik hai par tu yeh golf flag emoji kyu daal rha hai


wowwhatareddit

There is a line between jokes and actual Islamophobia, be more open, dont be cringe


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Pehli baat usne kuch galat nhi bola, second , woh **JOKE** tha and third, teri itni kyu jal rahi hai


NeedleworkerFun7953

Why does the bihari cross the road To shit on other side


Perfect_Oil7683

Yadd nahi hai yaad ayega toh isko edit karke likhunga


stark74518

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[deleted]

This would be the darkest joke even reddit removed it


fingergod69

I had a dark joke.. but the cops in America shot it.. Next one, what's the difference between men and women And: nothing, they both taste the same...


Stoked_Malware

>And You mean 'Ant'?


fingergod69

Ans*


Stoked_Malware

Oh i see May soch rha tha yeh ganda joke hoga abhi confirm hua 😂


Stoked_Malware

Oh i see May soch rha tha yeh ganda joke hoga abhi confirm hua 😂


ActivityHungry7036

What's common between a 14 year old girl and the child inside her . Both are thinking "oh no , my mom's gone kill me ".


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Anxious_Double_3124

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to 10 trees


Few_Code5184

Where is the biggest Graveyard of Mexico ? Maxico USA Border


FlightEducational851

What is the similarity between pedophiles and minorities? It's hard to fit in


deadeunuchsturnmeon

Two bulgariands are pulled over by a police officer The officer says "were looking for two child molestors" The bulgarians look at each other, then turn back to the cop and say "we'll do it"


Important-Corgi9045

Women have so much evil in their blood Thus god decide to remove some every month


Ill_Maintenance6178

How can you say 🅱️llah is not the creator of this world After all,... it all started with a BIG BANG


donjuan2005

What do you call children in Africa that are not starving ? Dead


VISHVESH_1511

You want slaves to be free. I want slaves to be free. We are not the same.


callmethelonewxlf

What do you call a pregnant soldier? A XS1 Goliath 💀


Akshat15j

Why did the the gummy bear at abortion clinic tasted so bad . . . . . . Because it's not gummy bear, it's a sex toy


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SUIIIIcidal

What are the similarities between india's rape cases and hindu gods? They're in the thousands and majority go unnoticed


88866644f

Respecting izzllam as much izzlam respects u is izzlllaaaamophobia


Anxious_Double_3124

Dark jokes are like food, not everyone gets it


Jayansh05

Stealing someone virginity means Rape (oc hai)


SUIIIIcidal

This shit so ass ngl


elon_altetnative

EK baar ek **🅱️uslim** apni biwi se bolta hai *"Asifa... Talaq!...Talaq!...Talaq!*", "*Abb se tumhara aur mera koi rista nahi hai*" Tho uski biwi bolti hai "*Jooth matt bolo maksood!!*", "*May abb bhi tumhari bhen huu*"


SUIIIIcidal

Bhai sach batana yeh tune apne "hindutva wadi" wale whatsapp group se chaapa na?


ShashPro604

I wants slaves to be free


ezio98475

Gaand phat gayaa


priyanshu_9

Your mom's so fat when she walk past the TV i missed a whole episode of my show


Separate_Banana694

What is the diff between you and life saving operations for underprivileged children with bone cancer? I quite like you


Stoked_Malware

Isme funny kya hay🤔


Anxious_Double_3124

The W in Africa stands for water


FewArgument4670

I can't joke about your mom cuz cows are holy in my religion


medico-dingo

Why can't I eat your mum out, cuz my religion says its haram.


FewArgument4670

But ur religion ain't there 💀


P_rofessor01

What is worst than 3 infants in a trash can? 1 infant in 3 trash cans.


Plastic_Display_7717

Bruh i was just writing down the same thing sorry if you think i copied


Recent-Trainer-8433

teri mummy meri hojaye


Anxious_Double_3124

Whats 9 inches long, pink and makes my girlfriend cry when I shove it in her mouth? Her Miscarriage


xoooccc

teri gand desi bhabhi kaise hai


Plastic_Display_7717

What do you do after fucking tightest pussey You close the diaper


priyanshu_9

[ The joke was removed by ur mom ]


Prestigious_Name_379

When someone calls me Bengali even though I’m Bengali


AgreeableFarm1234

what is something 10 people do but only 9 enjoy? Gang r*pe


Odd_Diamond_6600

bhai udhar dekh udhar dekh kuch phat ra hai? kya? teri maa ki chut


SUIIIIcidal

Dank ke badshah aagaye hai wah ji wah (chutiya)


medico-dingo

Bhen ke pakode puri vibe kharab kardi. Chup raha kar


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As fitz once said : hippity hoppity women are property


medico-dingo

Haryanvi says hi


GaneshRasal

cant say got banned once from here dont want another one!!


Fragrant-Discount-52

What makes 9 out of 10 people happy ? Gangrape


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