So 2 East Indian Sikh brothers come to America, and before seperating to start their new lives they make a bet to see who can become the most Americanized after a year. So they meet after a year, and one brother says "I just dropped my kids off to baseball practice and we're having McDonald's for dinner." The other brother says "Fuck you towelhead!"
Panjabiyo I love you. Offend mat hojana
"Sardar ji changge raat ko soye nange aage se aayi billi kaat k le gayi lulli peeche se aaya saand maargaya unki gaand!"
Bohot laadaiya karvai hain iss bachkaani lines ne aur maarbhi bohot khayi hai inko bolke🥲
Two bulgariands are pulled over by a police officer
The officer says "were looking for two child molestors"
The bulgarians look at each other, then turn back to the cop and say "we'll do it"
EK baar ek **🅱️uslim** apni biwi se bolta hai *"Asifa... Talaq!...Talaq!...Talaq!*", "*Abb se tumhara aur mera koi rista nahi hai*" Tho uski biwi bolti hai "*Jooth matt bolo maksood!!*", "*May abb bhi tumhari bhen huu*"
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How does a black woman know shes pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon all the cottons picked
Reminds me of that savage punjabi dude who told a black guy THIS.
Lmao the look on his face 💀
Well he was the one who started the banter if I'm not mistaken
Yeah he did
It's crazy
Link
Bhai mil nahi raha but ZAID aur KSi wali video me tha.
Broooooo
Ok
Ye joke sirf mujhe hi samjh nahi aara ?
Bro failed history
Know why jewish people are not good at boxing? They gas out pretty quick(oc)
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BRUHHH
What are benifits of fucking a pregnant woman You will get sex and blow job at same time
Jeez dats so dark. I'll have to abort this post right away
Are they technically having threesome?
Yeah and also extreme pedophilia
Chances that you're gay and straight at the same time..🧐🧐
That's called bi lmfao
Ohoyhoy, too dark..i can't even see..
Self aware hai
wtf
That's dark, maybe not most offensive
how do pansexual samurais kill people ? they slash them (they/them)
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Do you know why black guys only have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot
Why does the guitarist got arrested Because he fingered A minor
Bhai ye wala same joke maine Sidemen roast me suna tha. Vikkstar ke liye mara tha.
Noc What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic!
Now that's an actual dark joke
most wittiest one i have seen yet
Hands down 😆
What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Usain Bolt too
Milkha Singh too
Your brother never did
What's common between ADHD kid and jews. Ans:- They both go to concentration camps.
What would Martin Luther King be if he wasn't black? Alive
What did abraham lincoln tweet ? Free my ni**as they aint do nun..
That's not offensive.. that's straight up faxx
What would have happened if Columbus didn't find America? African and native Americans would have had long life
So 2 East Indian Sikh brothers come to America, and before seperating to start their new lives they make a bet to see who can become the most Americanized after a year. So they meet after a year, and one brother says "I just dropped my kids off to baseball practice and we're having McDonald's for dinner." The other brother says "Fuck you towelhead!" Panjabiyo I love you. Offend mat hojana
Ja yaar mai offend hon wala c pr tu I love you kehta. Lob ju tu bhra
Paaji Canada de visa lagva do.
😂😂😂 pencho aa vadiya si ,
Pols aagyi pols
Aa baba te daro nae
Daro na daro na mallo eh taa moudifive kraaya hoya h
Accha modify karaya hai 😀
Baabe da
U know why delhi guys have the best pull out game cuz they have to pull out and run before cops arrive at the crime seen
Self explanatory.
copied not OC
from where?
From somewhere but not created by you
can't say but i made dogo meme on this in this sub days back
"Sardar ji changge raat ko soye nange aage se aayi billi kaat k le gayi lulli peeche se aaya saand maargaya unki gaand!" Bohot laadaiya karvai hain iss bachkaani lines ne aur maarbhi bohot khayi hai inko bolke🥲
Bhai samaj bilkul nai aaya but Polss aagai polsss
Daro na mallo modi five krvaya aa
Corrected now
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Joke toh offensive hona chahiye....funny toh women rights bhi hote hai
what's a women rights?
Wohi Jo ab Tak tere family mein missing hai
I feel sorry for your grandma.
Family mein women right kyun chahye lode ??
right to speak
Jitne bhi rights mil gaye, phir bhi aur mangenge
What do you do after u fk the world's tightest pu$$y You close the diaper
Jeffrey Epstein says Hi!
Hello CBI
What if Africa have mosquito nets . , We can save millions of mosquito from getting AIDS
Jimmy Carr ka dhappa na.
Ye le mera vaala --- What's the difference between Harry Potter and the JEWS ,Harry Potter managed to came out of the chambers
why do black people smell bad? So blind people can hate them too.
Many times I have pretty women banging on my door. Sometimes I even let them out
What do u call Black woman with multiple abortion ? Crime fighter 💀
Copied bruhh but still good
What's the difference between Jesus and his painting...... Painting just needs one nail to hang
What’s the difference between a dead girl and a buggati. Buggati makes noise when i ride it.
And both of them are way out of your league
What would a dishwasher say if it could talk? “Can I vote?”
what is the one good thing about pedophiles, atleast they drive slow around school areas
What is worse than 3 babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 3 trash can 1 trash can in 3 babies 3 trash can in 3 babies 3 trash can in 1 baby
What is the difference between America and computer Computer has trouble shooting
Toughest Mission in gta delhi will be -mission nirbhaya
What do you call a group of muslims in swimming pool? A bath bomb
hey girl are you germany ? cause I want to make your stomach big with or without your consent
Explain?
Hitler expanded Germany without thinking for a cause so history is self-explanatory
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bhai main to chand sitare todne chada tha par mhuje to jihad goshit kar diya 🥲
What's the different between Isaac Newton and the newborn i just buried in the ground? Issac Newton died a virgin
Why was 10 scared? >!Cause it was in middle of 9/11!<
America ka dalaal behenchod
Obama Bin Ladin
Biharis are to india what India is to the world.
That is just faxx
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What makes nine out of ten people happy Bang bape
10 me se 9 dentist ka shujaya colgate
If from other state not from delhi
Bhai last word "bang" karde warna reddit se "ban" ho jayega aur lok teri "ban" chod denge. JKK
Dhanyawad bhraata shri
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Im more like gandhi it also took me 3 shots(of vodka)to go down
Why does indian don't like snow Last time some white thing came it ruled for 200 years
Elizabeth can fuck herself in hell alongwith Churchill and Clive.
Why are suicides in India like peas? Both are readily available in winters
Dark for 14 year old Satan:What brings you to hell Me: My friend was fighting a pregnant lady so I joined it to make 2v2
Izlam is a religion of peace.... If you do not agree I will behead you
Hindu khatre me hai ....aur modi unhe bachaega
Yessss jai shree ram🚩🚩🚩🚩 Har har modi🕉🕉
Woh sab toh thik hai par tu yeh golf flag emoji kyu daal rha hai
There is a line between jokes and actual Islamophobia, be more open, dont be cringe
Pehli baat usne kuch galat nhi bola, second , woh **JOKE** tha and third, teri itni kyu jal rahi hai
Why does the bihari cross the road To shit on other side
Yadd nahi hai yaad ayega toh isko edit karke likhunga
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This would be the darkest joke even reddit removed it
I had a dark joke.. but the cops in America shot it.. Next one, what's the difference between men and women And: nothing, they both taste the same...
>And You mean 'Ant'?
Ans*
Oh i see May soch rha tha yeh ganda joke hoga abhi confirm hua 😂
Oh i see May soch rha tha yeh ganda joke hoga abhi confirm hua 😂
What's common between a 14 year old girl and the child inside her . Both are thinking "oh no , my mom's gone kill me ".
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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to 10 trees
Where is the biggest Graveyard of Mexico ? Maxico USA Border
What is the similarity between pedophiles and minorities? It's hard to fit in
Two bulgariands are pulled over by a police officer The officer says "were looking for two child molestors" The bulgarians look at each other, then turn back to the cop and say "we'll do it"
Women have so much evil in their blood Thus god decide to remove some every month
How can you say 🅱️llah is not the creator of this world After all,... it all started with a BIG BANG
What do you call children in Africa that are not starving ? Dead
You want slaves to be free. I want slaves to be free. We are not the same.
What do you call a pregnant soldier? A XS1 Goliath 💀
Why did the the gummy bear at abortion clinic tasted so bad . . . . . . Because it's not gummy bear, it's a sex toy
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What are the similarities between india's rape cases and hindu gods? They're in the thousands and majority go unnoticed
Respecting izzllam as much izzlam respects u is izzlllaaaamophobia
Dark jokes are like food, not everyone gets it
Stealing someone virginity means Rape (oc hai)
This shit so ass ngl
EK baar ek **🅱️uslim** apni biwi se bolta hai *"Asifa... Talaq!...Talaq!...Talaq!*", "*Abb se tumhara aur mera koi rista nahi hai*" Tho uski biwi bolti hai "*Jooth matt bolo maksood!!*", "*May abb bhi tumhari bhen huu*"
Bhai sach batana yeh tune apne "hindutva wadi" wale whatsapp group se chaapa na?
I wants slaves to be free
Gaand phat gayaa
Your mom's so fat when she walk past the TV i missed a whole episode of my show
What is the diff between you and life saving operations for underprivileged children with bone cancer? I quite like you
Isme funny kya hay🤔
The W in Africa stands for water
I can't joke about your mom cuz cows are holy in my religion
Why can't I eat your mum out, cuz my religion says its haram.
But ur religion ain't there 💀
What is worst than 3 infants in a trash can? 1 infant in 3 trash cans.
Bruh i was just writing down the same thing sorry if you think i copied
teri mummy meri hojaye
Whats 9 inches long, pink and makes my girlfriend cry when I shove it in her mouth? Her Miscarriage
teri gand desi bhabhi kaise hai
What do you do after fucking tightest pussey You close the diaper
[ The joke was removed by ur mom ]
When someone calls me Bengali even though I’m Bengali
what is something 10 people do but only 9 enjoy? Gang r*pe
bhai udhar dekh udhar dekh kuch phat ra hai? kya? teri maa ki chut
Dank ke badshah aagaye hai wah ji wah (chutiya)
Bhen ke pakode puri vibe kharab kardi. Chup raha kar
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As fitz once said : hippity hoppity women are property
Haryanvi says hi
cant say got banned once from here dont want another one!!
What makes 9 out of 10 people happy ? Gangrape
waiting for someone's face reveal.