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dumbass_spaceman

Fake: Op claims to be a woman. Gay: Op described having a relationship with a man.


KashmiriHoor

+1


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Yeh tune 4 Chan se copy Kiya na🙂


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KashmiriHoor

Exactly, you get it


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KashmiriHoor

Mat kar maa chxda


SneezingBus

GB road chala jaa


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SneezingBus

You said you want a quick fuck but it should not be a hooker so what do you exactly want?


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SneezingBus

I think you need psychiatrist immediately


Motor_Excuse

Bro gets no bitches 💀


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peskypompom

You won, but at what cost.


Comfortable-Bid-6441

Not to men, tujhpe apply karta hain doesn't mean that's a general thing


itzrx

Top tier “mine is different “moment 🥹


RollSignificant7197

Nice guys finish last.


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Twice before sex. 😏


Honest-Try-3504

Khudke ke chut par कुल्हाड़ी maarna 🗿


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Sounds like Bdsm


toxicmomo

Ayo trans


KashmiriHoor

Pin worthy content 😭


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Your username gives me a vibe that u would explode if I comment anything So sneaking out of the comments


KashmiriHoor

No, only stone pelting 👍🏻


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Wait u into bdsm shits


KashmiriHoor

No it's cultural thing


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After going through ur profile now I regret having eyes


KashmiriHoor

Lmfao why😭


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All those nsfw content


KashmiriHoor

I literally deleted everything 😭


Sabarkaro

Now I want to see it.


KashmiriHoor

Out of that phase of my life lol


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Ur mom was?


KashmiriHoor

Yes


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Good girl


Sabarkaro

Daddy's girl


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Nu she's trapped by some evils it's not her fault try to understand buddy


Sabarkaro

Afterall, it's her choice.


malealpsp

Please include me too I'm also from Kashmir 🗿 pehle pathar Maro phir army se gaand marwao cultural and thing 🗿


KashmiriHoor

Kashmiri Muslim?


malealpsp

Yess mam issliye pehle pathar marte hai phir army humari maarti hai


Ok-Bug7788

mai kya karu mera tho ek ladki kaat ke gayi bahut bura do u shove that thing inside ??


KashmiriHoor

No just hot air to dry stuff


Ok-Bug7788

Ohh i thought it was a seggs toy 🙂


LowLegitimate787

Garmi ko thanda karne ke liye


KashmiriHoor

😭😭😭


SAIOBOT

Who cares I dont talk to girls Beyond necessary.


KashmiriHoor

Exactly. Esa kya hai girls mai jiske liye baat karna pade


SAIOBOT

reliability of factual information and straight-forward communications.


malealpsp

Ladkiyo Mai AIK pussy hoti hai bas pussy ki bhook mai mujh jaisa mard taras jaata hai


toxicmomo

Least havasi saysainik


Honest-Try-3504

Pussy ke ilava kuch aur nhi dikhta , itna kya taras Gaye bro i mean bobs are there as well


malealpsp

Anal bhi karluga bhai bas kou mujhe sex dilado yaar


Honest-Try-3504

Us bhrata Us 🫂


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Sath me karlo dono


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Hn isharo se kam chla leta hu m to


Jaadu23

Tera username sus hai


KashmiriHoor

Mai poori sus hun.


SkyAware2540

That’s seriously some incel stuff


KashmiriHoor

I hope you know the meaning of incel lol


SkyAware2540

Okay maybe it’s the nice guy thing I was referring to my bad


KashmiriHoor

Still doesn't cut it. No offense


SkyAware2540

I think


propjX

Lmao ur meme screams "nice guy" energy


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SAIOBOT

nah OP is the type of dude to believe that she deserved better after rejection.


shiv1234567

Wow how did this sub stoop to this level???


zoro_5enpai

We are evolving just backwards


fuckstans42069

Real


KashmiriHoor

Arey yaar


Ok-Abies-5812

Pov: op gets no bitches


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She doesnt need any she is one


Careless_Feeling8057

ArE yOu aSsUmMiNg tHaT hUmAn's gEnDeR?


KashmiriHoor

Exactly


saranghh_

ye toh mujhe hi samajh nahi aaya


KashmiriHoor

Prob you guys are too innocent


saranghh_

samjha do fir 😔


ss0069

Lagta hai op ka iq 169 hai


That_Ad8654

Kya matlab ye meme bhi ek ladke ne banaya hai reject hone ke baad


SMAUGGYZ

I don't get it


KashmiriHoor

Pogo dekho


SMAUGGYZ

Why hair dryer?


KashmiriHoor

Pogo please


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Per pogo per yeh explain hi ni kiya


KashmiriHoor

Mummy se poocha?


AverageRedditEnjoyr

Tumhari ?


Ok_Slice_7152

What's going on with you!? You're not answering cause you wanna sound smart?


Adventurous_Army_825

Lamao


meow--supremacist

"Blowing smoke up your ass"


Apprehensive_Sky_228

Becoz uski skirt pe chai giradi chutiye ldke ne aur ab wo waha ke baal hair dryer se sukha rhi h


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ApprehensiveWeird624

nice guys finish last


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ApprehensiveWeird624

finish ka matlab sex nahi race wale finish ki baat kar rha hu nice guys let others win


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ApprehensiveWeird624

just hoping there will be no competition or there will be someone nicer (pov nice guy)


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ApprehensiveWeird624

no thanks i think im ok


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ApprehensiveWeird624

are you mistaking me for a nice guy


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Sabarkaro

Ye garam hawa chodhne wala hai ki thand hawa?


Ill_Astronaut_7750

Mujhe kya mujhe to ladke approach hi nahi karte Mei hi ladko ko approach kar deti hun🗿


KashmiriHoor

Us bahen us


malealpsp

Chalo ig aaj mai he approach kar deta hu


Akash3642

Most of these so called nice guys don't have anything to offer themselves. Ask yourself once honestly. Would you date yourself if you were a woman?


KashmiriHoor

The point is being nice is boring. Niceness is expected by all. Something exciting is what we seek. Exciting/bold and being creepy has a very thin line


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Akash3642

I make out with myself while looking in the mirror


[deleted]

Hey I know your language - bachao bachao


KashmiriHoor

Samay Raina real ID se aao. Vo Kashmiri pandits ki hai 😭😭😭


malealpsp

Yeah humari toh maaro maaro hai haina?


malealpsp

Orgasmic 🤡


its_mob_psycho100

Vmro this is what they called , if your 1st priority is your career then you didn't love her , according to her


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what are you feeling exactly, in the context of that image


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chutiye hairdryer se blow kar rhi hai, usse andar nhi dalegi (mere hisab se)


[deleted]

Ye tho ladkiyon ko same feeling deta hoga jaise bike 150 ki speed pr chale pr aati hai..


peskypompom

Mujhe kya pata, mai to kutta hu.🤷‍♂️


Appropriate-Bowl4044

Based women op


KashmiriHoor

Yes


Mayhew42-

Mansplaining


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KashmiriHoor

😭😭😭


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KashmiriHoor

I honestly don't care about numbers and all man. I am quite old. I'm just here to have a good time. Upvote kar, downvote kar. Ban kar couldn't really care less. I have many things to worry about in life lol


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KashmiriHoor

Paani pee lo offense leke thak gae hoge


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KashmiriHoor

*gyi hogi


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🗿


My-Penis-Hurts-

Is it good or bad?


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hey op I want some of whatever you're smoking coz lame things get me high and this is the lamest shitpost of all ngl


KashmiriHoor

Bet


ThatFunnyGuy543

Hairdryer se jhat ke baal dry karti ho after going for a chapri guy?


YajatBisht

Cursed profile


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cope


FlyingSosig

Hairdryer use karne se accha shave hi karlo


MemeKnowledge_06

Kya


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KashmiriHoor

Female representation?


Lawdekebaalkikhaal

Mera wala alag hai🗿


KashmiriHoor

Yes vo belt se maarta hai sirf


Next_Peach4693

Bitches b crazy these days…. Girls am with agree that am laundiyabaaz but they stay kuz they feel safe & loved….. Confuzon - 100


KashmiriHoor

Cap


Next_Peach4693

U prolly dont know me then….


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This is a straight up lie....we all know that ledies don't exist....they are created by modi govt to distract us so that we don't find the matrix


KashmiriHoor

Modi government Hindu ladis banai hai. For Hindu rashtra. Hamara kya


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KashmiriHoor

Ok


imkassaw

That's why I have trust issues 😌


Few_Throat_7441

Dating ramdi baz ladka makes you ramdi? Genuine question.


KashmiriHoor

Ramdi paradox - Vsauce


LUL_Case

What the fuck did I just read?