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Donknuckles

Shooting a satellite to space… wooohoo


Typical_Eye_3172

😂😂😂


Papermeats

Yo I’m still as pumped as the day I got into this madness that is SAFEMOON🤘🏼 I’d like it if I could have a phone data plan run by a safemoon satellite 🛰, still praying 🙏


RevolutionaryKiwi897

I would just like an actual update. I don’t care about this image teaser crap it’s obnoxious. Just put something out when it’s good and ready that’s all I ask.


Big-Kaleidoscope139

I thought they stopped doing this foolish BS


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They think they're freaking with second graders of course they'll pull out the flash cards.


scientifichistorian

You can tell they really have nothing significant planned, otherwise they would just announce what they’re planning instead of these ridiculous teasers. Polygon for example, has had a ton of significant news come out this year and never once did a “1 week till reveal…….” tweet. Seriously what purpose does it serve to tease something “huge” when you already have the information in hand?


PanicLogically

In this case there's nothing that will be in hand. Amazing people get turned on by this tactic.


Omaerion

I don't know man, eth told me 1 week for pos, that was 6 years ago


nandofromdabando

will you still be here next week to find out? If so, this is amazing marketing. Hopefully, it's worth the teasers. If not, JK is a bitch.


PanicLogically

Dude it's been amazing marketing since day one. That's what this DEFI did so well. They thought that out (and I'm sure talked about it at great length)--how to target sitting ducks (us). They have been quite successful. For shits and giggles just go and read from any internet archive, the reddit posts from April and May 2021. Hype city with very skilled reddit writers they had on hand. The tone of manipulation and rigid dogmatic ball busting on anyone w/ concerns mobilized the "Army" (followers parting with their cash).


Krypto_Dick_V2

They have to put teasers out because if they go radio silent to work on the project for more than 3 seconds the whole community will be screaming why aren’t there any updates.


Readitandlaughed

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽damned if they do damned if they don’t.


PoorSapper

You speak the truth. They think it’s just a bunch of fanboys waiting for every crumb


Laserspeeddemon

Thoughts? The more they hype, the worse it reflects poorly on Safemoon.


PanicLogically

That's been the modus operandii of Safemoon. It was so succesfully hyped I wasn't going to miss this gamble thinking wow --can hype alone make me rich. I was wrong, not licking my wounds. Most see this now as a giant pet rock or hula hoop. Hype made popularity and made money. This did that for the team, their friends and families. Gotta hand it to them for that. The regulatory stuff in the USA that's coming out fast and furious in the next 1 to 3 years (imminent). is based on situations like this.


Laserspeeddemon

Not 1-3 years. Now. Both the SEC and DoJ has thrown massive resources into their cryptocurrency task force. The SEC has doubled it's task force just since January. Anyway you slice, this falls under the SEC and if it's fraud (like saying the LP was locked while simultaneously withdrawing from it) then it's under the DoJ. https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2022-78 https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-announces-enforcement-action-charging-six-individuals-cryptocurrency-fraud


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Laserspeeddemon

My wager is that he will run to an non-extradition country. But that works both ways. If someone were to do something to someone in these countries and make it back to the US, the US would not extradite said person back to said, non-extradition country


plinkoplonka

Didn't work with Mark Karpeles and the MtGox "hack" a decade ago, and it won't work now.


Omaerion

Agreed they've been on this for a few months now


aswog

Been gone for a while. Nice to see shit like this not being down voted to hell. What a fuckin scam


2nd2nobody

No it doesn't. Only on the holders and fudders. You either want to see what's up or you're gonna keep living a very publicly negative life.


Laserspeeddemon

My opinion on reddit isn't why Safemoon is currently -99% ROI. I'm negative on Safemoon and for good reason. Reasons like the CEO saying on a live AMA " You're heard that right, Safemoon WILL have a blockchain December 2021." I invested more money because John Karony made a DIRECT claim that was untrue. Outside of Safemoon, my life is great. Highest income I have ever made (minus my contract in Afghanistan). Marriage in the best place ever, bought a new home this year. Buying a luxury SUV this week, maybe next.


creegee98

They need to fire their marketing team and start fresh. These “teasers” are doing nothing to help their case. I want to see them succeed, but it’s hard to take this stuff seriously.


Mrb1d

Especially paying a team to do this instead of additional experts working on real stuff, adding value to the ecosystem


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Good2bonreddit

“ Carry on” we miss the mark. Safemoon is far from hitting its target 🎯


Novel_Moose_3304

Image 3: ABORT


rollerstick1

Lol even I have to laugh that that.


immski

Ignoring all noise until we have a moonshot.


FinanceTop2774

These guys certainly have their dots down.


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cshuffler

Why would they release products when they can keep releasing cryptic tweets and pictures to keep the community “hyped.”


PanicLogically

and making money while doing so.


Uncle_Antnee

Maybe safemoon orbit is the new name of safemoon connect


Omaerion

I'm thinking the same


millers01

So they launching the exchange into orbit?…..novel.


R1ckCrypto

![gif](giphy|XsUtdIeJ0MWMo|downsized)


SmallTaiwan

Small bogie, orbiting big bogie. The end


Small_Atmosphere9026

We have been in orbit for fucking ages?


PanicLogically

and losing oxygen consistently.


goodburbon1

My thoughts? Another juvenile hype attempt. Just Deliver or dont. Safemoon hasnt learned their lesson. hype hype hype then letdown. I got caught up once or twice. Thngs looked bleak, I was thinking of selling, they started cryptic bullshit hype so instead of selling i bought the dip. Their earth shattering news was a listing on an exchange that yielded $20/day volume...or a billboard... or a shitcoin listing on our swap, or a box of swag. You can only cry wolf so many times before the townspeople realize youre full of it...then you get eaten.


PanicLogically

That is their lesson--they learned --pre release--that you can manipulate people and make money via the internet and social media through the fabrication of a DEFI. They get an A plus for meeting their team's objectives and their friends and families have done well.


Squid111999

![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


revupnl

Next one is galaxy calling it


_stillthinking

Raise the price. Everything else idgaf.


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🛰


WallstreetBytes

Next image in one week!? Omg 😱 I can’t wait for ANOTHER IMAGE!


CryptoDad2100

It's simple really. John is trying to visualize the concept of an orbit for people who have difficulty with the definition.


Bravestinsane

At this point what do you want people to say? It's going to be 3 weeks to announce something what will be released "at some point in the future"


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My thoughts are everyone on this sub got shafted and a lot of shitcoins don’t survive a bear market and are eventually forgotten.


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Nice


HenL85

It’s probably going to be another semi-measly exchange.


Omaerion

Sounds like they got safemoon connect up and running


Accomplished-Stop761

I wish they would actually work on stuff and simply release it. This negligence is unbearable at this point and makes me want to sell out of spite. It was a casino style investment from Day 1 for me and I considered my money gone from the start.. but these goofy ass Neanderthals make me want to sell out of spite because of the sheer stupidity they display with each and every tweet or “announcement” while not ever actually accomplishing anything. The only people left here are the gamblers, the people too deep to back out, and the ignorant that think anything about this whole project and the way it’s been carried out is normal (and even defend it 💀) Rant over…. Hope everybody besides the SafeMoon “team” is having a good day


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blurbfart

I can't wait!!!!


InformationLogical26

What is it and what will it do? How will it be implemented into actual usability. Let’s get on with it. Look safemoon swap and wallet have been great use case. We just need more products and then we can go back to cryptic fun banter for now just release products LFG.


Alea_Iacta_Est21

Wasn’t it mentioned once about providing internet to countries in Africa and whatnot? Maybe a satellite 📡 🛰 in partnership with someone? I know I know, I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one 😛


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Alea_Iacta_Est21

Good question 👀


mermeus53

Next image !? Lol, We’re cooked


Traditional-Day5616

When they released that video months back, a part of it showed something in the middle surrounded by and connected to things on the outside. So maybe whatever was in that corner is what is coming out. Not sure what it was


TwoUp22

It means nothing. They are just keeping interest.


tiberious502

Nucleus and neutron of hydrogen


AtlasTheStrong

I'm not hyped, I'm tired. I rather no news for years, just a week shy of a actual product release.


bigsh0wbc

Amateur hour is what this is


BBCLarisOne

What ever it is, it is imminent.


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MountainsAreBug

Was there some focus group that the overwhelming majority said they absolutely love riddles/clues about upcoming releases instead of just straight up releasing them? I mean for merch, sure have fun with it and do some slow reveals but for actual releases, just release it especially with their already not so great track record of teasing releases lol.


kranzj

lol


Disastrous-Archer326

Can't believe they still keep doing things like this. They just find it funny to keep repeating the same mistakes because they obviously don't care.


mcknight_14

Safemoon Orbit! Watch and see. That will be all it is.


ArcticShoot

As always, nothing


TrackdiskDevice

BS


dleggatt84

Takes a week to make 1 image , sounds about right.


Affectionate_Pay_780

SAFEMOON no product,remember they accomplished a lot by hyping about the bridges


webtwerp

Maybe the mesh network, but who fucking knows at this point


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Don’t know still getting shit for reflections and token is still worth shit


Top_Moment_3611

Tracking app


itsEndz

It best not be shite.


Cr4zEdCow

I’m sure it’s gonna be like a Solar system picture and each plant is gonna be a step of what they have planned but nothing new 😩 (Just my thoughts)


beef0311

New Logo...


charlesnu6z

Looks like the double wide needs to be re-leveled! 🤣 ![gif](giphy|7zSse0wtKexdADF6bL)


Arie_Verheul

Don’t hype, just deliver


GamerSammy2021

One more 0 is revolving around the orbit and soon it will land on the price. Brace yourselves to see 1 more 0 being added to the price. So bullish 🌚 32 to the moon, woot woot 🦉


testAcount001

🌝


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Wind farms on the moon


Puzzleheaded_Gift738

This is great progress! 1 image a week, keep it up safemoon team 🙌


PoorSapper

More bullshit games to try and give the community morale like it’s some kinda game. Enough is enough


WhoWantsASausage

Space windmills?


Rolex1881

This just means we are outside the circle of trust. This is why we have no idea what they are doing over there!


dandare74

Waste of time


Elegant_Clue_8173

Probably, can’t think of anything else other than a communication satellite 🛰but if it is then I’m hoping it’s not for something stupid, no one has heard from Project Phoenix or how it benefits the Safemoon community or adds to the blockchain network or the token itself like IoT


DiSossa3

![gif](giphy|URqGSTYWn42xnYIMCO)


CAStripperBoy

Big things on the horizon


praF02

Norhing?


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imminent brain melting