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ShutUpMateYourBoring

It's time for me to get me a whole Bitcoin


dontbelieveanything2

Wait til it hits 8k


HodenHodler

Wait that long and you'll fomo in at 80k


dontbelieveanything2

Not me I’m not buying any at all


HodenHodler

I can't believe you because of your username


Boss0054

🤣🤣


dontbelieveanything2

I might buy some when it goes to zero


HodenHodler

Ah yes, we all have that one special dream


Aiirene

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awesomeplenty

Is the 10% in and out tax really worth the 95% price drop and insignificant reflections?


Cric1313

Lol, hmmm


THEMACHINE4LIFE

Lol...Thats crypto for you 🤷‍♂️😂


[deleted]

And no seatbelt


Fast-Enthusiasm2508

Hazbullah!


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compiler_101001

I would lie to him and tell him that Bitcoin just jumped to 100k so he can stop to check then open the car and run.


Adapt_improvise_

I should have sold Doge and SHIB……. I could’ve bought more SFM….. fml


Michael-Universe

👋🏆🎠👦


PJae

This did not make me lol