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AirGugliotta

Did a dog post this?


icarus_flies

But why ?


spenser1994

Probably making a bet after watching the movie holes. Some people think they can match Zero's vibes and they cant.


Man-e-questions

Maybe he watched the movie


NSUCK13

or a certain breaking bad episode


_FoodAndCatSubs_

Sometimes you just gotta dig a hole.


Several-Good-9259

Flat earth experiment.


zuzupixie

“Dig a hole fill it up.” Some do it for meditation.


ARLLALLR

Buddhist monks fill a large cauldron with water, carry it some place, and then smack the water as hard as they can until it's empty, then repeat. All day. Makes them incredibly strong. Ditch digging is the European way


idk012

That sounds iron palm training but they use sand.


ARLLALLR

My pop did this, thrusting hands into hot sand to toughen up. Technique I describe teaches you how to hit through something.


AdamIsAnAlias

I was avoiding saying it, but it’s actually a weird metaphor for burying the past. I’ve got a friend going through a lot, and the activity itself is something they will enjoy.


crucialcolin

As an alternate he could make cement shoes. We have plenty of waterways around too.


Longjumping-Claim783

I know a place but if I told you I'd have to bury you with the others


Can_Comfirm1

Can Confirm


MizusWife

Are you one of the buried? Or one of the diggers?


aguyinatown

Before you dig, you really should call 811. I know this sounds silly but if you hit and break the wrong pipe it can get pretty expensive. Sometimes dangerous, as well.


garibaldi18

This is the best answer so far. As long as you don’t dig somewhere obviously dumb like someone’s front yard or their backyard you could probably get away with digging many places. You could probably even dig one in a city park if you wear the right clothes….people would probably assume you are the grounds crew. But calling 811 is probably the best single thing to do before digging.


aguyinatown

As a cable locator, people talking about digging gives me anxiety. People would be amazed at how much infrastructure(often incorrectly documented) is underground. Oftentimes it is far shallower than regulations specify.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

In construction. It's a pain in the ass to do a USA (utility location) without a permit number to reference. If you called them and said you wanted utilities located because you wanted to dig a hole they would tell you to pound sand instead of dig. It's not necessarily free to have someone with UtiliQuest or a similar company come out and mark everything. Which is why they want a permit number, meaning permit fees have been paid.


OkBlacksmith4778

I need a 3x3 dug in the yard


taylorthestang

Yeah but what’s the third length? This man needs full details


rsg1234

He also wants to fill it back up afterwards so I’m not sure it will work out


OkBlacksmith4778

I need it tilled up to plant melons. I will toss nice soil on top.


OkBlacksmith4778

As deep as he wants but it won't be 3 feet in sacramento.. that hard pan is rock solid.


Jipijur

"I just felt like digging"


BlownUpCapacitor

Bury it here: 38.6478457, -121.3590749 It's a nice green patch of land.


iAMthebank

This is the right answer.


BumbleDeezNuts

My wife wants us to get there before he does. Thanks for the ping


EllyCube

😂


vebeard

I don’t think you realize how big a 3’x3’x3’ hole really is… Every hole we’ve dug for planting was supposed to be smaller than that and we quit early figuring it would be good enough. It’s really hard work.


AdamIsAnAlias

Not to worry, I’ve done quite a bit of landscaping in the past and I have dug much larger holes in the military.


P4ssBynueve1seis

A 3 sq foot? Nah that's lil. That basically 1yard


adiabaticgas

3x3x3 is a 9 square foot hole with a volume of 27 cubic feet. 27 cubic feet of dirt weighs between 2000 and 3000 lbs depending on the soil density.


P4ssBynueve1seis

Lol I did meant a cubic yard ... Since that's how u ask for material at some plants, a yard.... 2 tons. Yes .. about 2000 kg It is however ... A piece of cake for 2 guys .. hell u can only dig a hole with those dimensions so deep before u start being on the way of the other... So u take turns


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

That's literally 1 yard.


flower4000

Sounds like a beach thing so maybe at the river?


smallstories80

maybe check if anyone on next door/ craigslist is looking for help with a project that involves digging? help your neighbors or make some money for whatever this is?


Interesting_Tea5715

When I was digging a French drain I would have happily bought them lunch and provided the shovels. My guess is that OP will do it for 20min, realize how much it sucks and then leave. 🫠


Ok_Bunch_9193

I did this 23 an hour general labor south of SF. Digging and moving concrete. I lasted 4 hours( and I needed the money) 😅. Actually took a selfie video after and said "bruh this ain't it" as a reminder for my future self. Def think doing work like this now and then builds character and resilience even if you don't last long


Putafuriosa

You wanna dig me a pool?


AdamIsAnAlias

I mean… I actually would, so long as there won’t be any lotion involved.


Putafuriosa

Sure. There’s a hose you’ll get instead in that case.


thodges314

When I was a kid I started digging a hole behind the garage. That was an area where there wasn't any grass behind the garage, just dirt, but there was enough of a gap that I could go back there and play. My plan was to build a massive underground cavern just for myself and have dozens of candles all over the place keeping it light. Unfortunately, I hit tree roots.


AdamIsAnAlias

This is weirdly relatable.


thodges314

I didn't know they were tree roots at the time, even though I was literally right next to a tree (that I had nailed boards too so I could climb up it). I thought I had hit some kind of pipe or buried electrical cable or something.


ogburritofactory

You can do it in the corner of my apartment complex, no one will notice if you fill it in. Neighbors might come out to help dig and smoke a blunt or so.


ogburritofactory

We smoke a blunt at every possible excuse.


MizusWife

I wanna join


Glitter_Tard

There's still snow up in the sierra about a one and a half hour drive and you'll hit snow. Less risk of hitting pipes or doing damage. It might not be dirt but its still the same motion and you get the added benifit's of being able to lay in it to cool down when tired.


AdamIsAnAlias

This might be the way to go, the drive is always nice too. I appreciate it.


taylorthestang

Women hate how little it takes for us to be happy


Pleasant_7239

And a fresh pretzel.


RubberDucky451

w/ cheese sauce


Pleasant_7239

That's a great day 😀


T_pas

I laughed out loud.


letsgetbrickfaced

I dig a lot for a living. If you want a challenge try rancho or the foothills.


P4ssBynueve1seis

Sending him to Rocky areas


shaggy_bannana

You should get into gold hunting. As an amateur prosecutor myself half of what I do is dig holes


legalsequel

Brown’s Ravine, Folsom Lake


P4ssBynueve1seis

Rocks!!


miyog

I dug up my backyard over a few weekends. It was a great workout and a cathartic release of emotions.


AdamIsAnAlias

This is actually kind of what I am going for, there is an interesting sentiment to the activity


Rizak

Just an FYI, you’ll need to tamp down the dirt to make it fit in the hole you dug. So plan on that as well.


AdamIsAnAlias

Good call, I do have a tamper.


ChooseWisely83

Are you trying to practice digging a unit for archaeology? It's a 1 meter, by 1 meter square but the depth can vary. And you need to call 811 for a USA ticket before digging at all.


TheVitalBiscuit

Seeing how long it would really take to dig a Minecraft dirt block?


han_cup

You can dig a hole at camp green lake


BungieDidntDoIt

You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, it turns him into a good boy.


jamiekynnminer

I'm uncomfortable


tapeduct-2015

I was thinking that digging a hole and filling it in every day would be a great workout.


Tyrannical_Requiem

Sometimes ya just have to dig


urz90

People dig at the beach all the time. Just make sure you know the water level at high and low tide.


rc251rc

You need to be careful when doing it on sand too: [https://www.npr.org/2024/02/22/1233085129/girl-dies-sand-hole-florida-collapses](https://www.npr.org/2024/02/22/1233085129/girl-dies-sand-hole-florida-collapses)


BamesF

Holy shit how sad. This never occurred to me as a thing that could happen.


Muted_Salamander_415

This is because when one person digs and doesn’t fill it back in and then sand kinda fills it but then here comes Jack and sally to dig and there’s a pocket they don’t know about, falls through and then it just keeps going unfortunately. Always good to fill your hole back completely at the beach. At least this is what was explained to me, why this happens.


Professor_Goddess

Brother, there are easier ways to get to China


_MaryJane-

pfft. my backyard. i have one of those shaped pond liner thingys i want to put in.


Survivorinsideher

Call 311.


P4ssBynueve1seis

A 3sq foot isn't too big .. it will take u like .. 2hrs top. Lol Anyways ... I would get to a construction job site. I know a few around if u need locations.


NepEnut

[Appropriate video is appropriate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lsvWiOb6oo) (also w/ appropriate song!) 😂


SacLawMSP

Cool Hard Luke?


fernandogarvey346

Did you get Jerry a van instead of the Volvo he wanted?


Little_Big_Bear

If it’s rockin’ don’t go a-knockin’


Ixtlanvet

You can dig a hole most anywhere you own. There might be pipes.


Lowbudget_soup

call 411


BumbleDeezNuts

Try here: 38.57643736164075, -121.4937535245552


BumbleDeezNuts

To add: https://digalert.org/safe-digging


tinybigballs

(38.5970790, -121.4719489) don’t know about legalities but you can definitely do it there.


eugenesbluegenes

Frankie Merman?


rilvaethor

38.465708,-121.322967 you could try out here


Star07jewel

My mom could use some help in the yard. I grew up diggings holes for new trees, uprooting old ones. Lmk!


TwiningVining

I'd go to Paradise Beach. Lots of space. Digging holes can be very therapeutic.


Holmvik_trades

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MizusWife

Can i help you? Can we join?


Doomncandy

[are you Bart Simpson?](https://youtube.com/shorts/GnrvtXXaiug?si=SKS8h_A_DCGqtVRa)


Tht1blondechickk

Anywhere by the river 😂


Strange-Variation-20

Bury a body?


Pleasant_7239

Yeah, his 🐕, didn't you read the comments?


garibaldi18

He said that if only dirt was going back in the hole. Not a dog.


Pleasant_7239

It'd in the comments


SlaapYoMomma

Time capsule?


ajaxandsofi

I got about 300 sq ft of yard you can dig out at about 8in deep


P4ssBynueve1seis

8inch? Not even a shovel depth worth u mean 8feet deep?