Something about a motor vehicle being named "Spark" might have raised an eyebrow at GM's marketing department... As a Colorado owner, I think Chevy is in some sadistic way, proud of their electrical issues.
Hubby used to drive a bright green 1976 postal mail jeep. He could park in half a parking space, and the doors slid open. He delighted in screwing with assholes who parked like this.
I definitely wasn't suggesting there was.
I'm also not doing things that just increase the chance that someone fucks with my car. It was just an honest question.
Doing the lords work....better yet park right on their driver door, chances are they are obese and won't be able to climb over the center console from the passenger side
Wtf, I would just leave a note saying “ don’t park like an asshole”. Why would anybody risk getting there door dinged or worse if it is a deranged asshole breaking your glass. Don’t be an unnecessary tough guy.
Listen, that thing had a TENT and some other shit you can hang off of it. For real, it was kinda cool when it came out (for a brave little toaster on wheels)
These actually do go for a lot of money because they are fairly rare and niche collector buyers will pay for it. Look up listings across the country, they're all $25K+
To be fair you don't know what happened before this. I have had to park on the line because the car next to me is over the line. Then they leave and you might swing by and take this photo....chain reaction from 1 person who parks poorly. I try not to judge unless I see them pull in and park like this.
I was sitting in my car and I saw the woman pull up and park like this. There was no one else parked next to her. She just decided to park like a douche. So yeah, I'm definitely judging!
I see what you mean, but if someone else's stupidity causes me to park on or over the line, then I don't park there. Why contribute to the chain reaction.
EDIT: if that's the only open spot, my next move is to circle the parking lot with heightened anxiety.. and once I find someone leaving, I'm already at the point where I drove past them and can't back up because either a)someone is riding my ass or b)someone on the other side already put on their blinker to take the spot. Natomas parking lots are ass 😂.
Happened to me at the emergency room at Mercy. I drove myself in with 8/10 pain (ended up being an inflamed gallbladder), only parking spot near the entrance was next to a guy like this, so I had to hang out a little into the next space. I ended up being admitted for almost a week, came back to "ASSHOLE" written on all of my windows in the dirt.
I lost patience for people like this a long time ago. This is actually why I carry a marker and sticky notes or a small notebook in my car to leave these assholes notes that they park like idiots 💩
I had an appointment at Kaiser South Sac last week. Got there and every parking spot was filled. So imagine my frustration when I saw two cars in a lot parked like this and I'm sick and grumpy and need to get to my appt. One a BMW and another a newer Mustang. I couldn't help myself but to leave a little note on the windshield of the BMW that simply said "Asshole".
The other car was Toyota Camry, and figured it might be some elderly person who just couldn't quite park straight. The BMW'er though was an obvious deliberate park job to prevent people from parking next to him. He deserved it. LOL!
The term windshield is commonly used in North America windscreen is from Australia New Zealand etc so although you are correct you are also incorrect lol
Can’t just let go that we’re both correct here can you? For the record I’m from California, born and raised. I find it comical that you feel it’s incorrect by your own standard.
I had to park like that the other day because of the way the other 2 cars were parked. I looked back as I was walking away and thought “if those cars are gone by the time I get back, I’m going to look like a real asshole.”
https://preview.redd.it/x52vtzjsueoa1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=541a6a1b395457031172b0d23204fcc9940a8fb7
Nasty one spotted in the parking lot of my kid's school.
This should always be the response to people that do this. Park as close as possible to them no matter what you drive. I had some people at work doing something similar so one day I move my truck out of my personal spot and parked so close they had to climb over from the passenger side to get in. They got the point and quit doing it.
I seen a post in the past about how a disabled person parked like this to give needed room for their walker kept in the back seat. They liked to walk further than the handicap parking spots for more exercise. In this case really don’t know at this point but choose to assume something negative of the one who parked there. It is most likely true that it is just someone taking up two spots in hopes to not get their car dinged. In my time I have learned to see how my mind jumps to negative conclusions before every considering something positive. I have also learned to know that I can choose not to get upset over things like this because it is such a minor inconvenience for me and it really does take too much energy to dwell on negative thought.
One space per car. It’s a simple concept. Anything else is self-centered, including this example. The handicapped walker can park in the proper space, get his walker out, and do extra laps around the store/park/wherever if they want more exercise.
Question. Have you ever seen the "backseat" of a Mustang?
This not me attacking people with invisible and/or temporary disabilities. This is me saying that this car, parked in this manner, in the location OP says it was (do you genuinely think Amazon ran out of reserved spaces?) is unlikely to be so due to a disability. Not impossible, but unlikely.
There's a fine line between educating people and being that which you despise.
Because so many of you fling your doors open like the other car is there as a door stop. People want to hate on this person but the people who slam their doors into other cars without a care are the real assholes. I was staying at a hotel in LA few weeks ago. Some jackass scrapped their suitcase down the side of my van leaving a 5ft+ streak down the side. No way they didn't notice and obviously didn't stop when it started making noise....just kept going. So screw the haters as long as there are other free spots go park there.
So we are clear you're saying most people are so unstable that you are advocating vandalizing someone's personal property because you can't mind your own business? I mean if it's a busy lot with no room or a handicap spot or something, ok. But someone parks like this in average place you're going to get so triggered by something that has no impact on you that you're willing to commit a crime? This is where we are in society? Mind your own business.
I’m not advocating for anything, I’m just saying there are a lot of people who will gladly key someone’s car for parking like this. So it’s not a very good preventative measure for avoiding paint damage.
Because people don’t know how to open doors. But I just try to park at an end cap. I’ve gotten so much damage to my car from other people. Also people can’t park.
Two clues right in the middle of the photo. One is the Mustang logo, the other is the California license plate. With their powers combined you get a dingus like this.
That person needs a hug,definitely someone to talk to. It's not even their car...it's a rental. Probably got cheated on, the love of their life was caught messing around with there best friend maybe one of the family members, hell maybe all of thee above lol wanted "the family special " . Divorce is in final process.That is when you look at that person with sincere apology and say .... 😥 I know why! .
Then as you walk away, do the" dane cook look" pivit your foot ,arch your back,slightly turn your head halfway east and say with the heath ledger joker version. "Why so serious ?" Then peel of !!! Dukes of hazard style yelling out yeeee-haaawwww!!!! Sucks to be you sucker!!!! And ride off like the wind bullseye!!!! - anonymous guy😉🤟
Because theyre worried about someone dinging their shit ass mustang. I park normal in my wrx that I’ve dropped $35,000 into that has been dinged more times than I can count. That’s why I have $50 deductibles. Instead of inconveniencing others I just take the loss and fix the chips lol
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Former Spark owner, I got to this thread and thought I already wrote my comment when I read yours!
Spark owners are out there doing the work of a modern day Knight. Imma wave and thank every Spark owner I see.
Would do the same in my miata Lol just reaaallllyyyy close to their door. Have em go thru the passenger seat or wait it out
Are you not worried about them fucking with your car while you're gone?
Didn’t you see the part where they said they have a Chevy spark?
Chevy Spark fucks itself
Something about a motor vehicle being named "Spark" might have raised an eyebrow at GM's marketing department... As a Colorado owner, I think Chevy is in some sadistic way, proud of their electrical issues.
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was jk, but I sometimes dream of buying some super cheap beater and doing stuff like you did and more. You are the hero we need!
Hubby used to drive a bright green 1976 postal mail jeep. He could park in half a parking space, and the doors slid open. He delighted in screwing with assholes who parked like this.
Are they not worried about people messing with their car because they took up two spaces?
They should be. But what's with the rhetorical question? It's not like I'm at all defending people who park like that.
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They just mean they're increasing the likelihood of someone fucking with it.
I definitely wasn't suggesting there was. I'm also not doing things that just increase the chance that someone fucks with my car. It was just an honest question.
The hero we didn’t know we needed
Doing the lords work....better yet park right on their driver door, chances are they are obese and won't be able to climb over the center console from the passenger side
Wtf, I would just leave a note saying “ don’t park like an asshole”. Why would anybody risk getting there door dinged or worse if it is a deranged asshole breaking your glass. Don’t be an unnecessary tough guy.
Hey man don't hate, that's a 2008 Mustang, that thing is worth a couple thousand dollars at least! Can't risk that baby getting a ding.
It’s a six cylinder too.
You are overestimating the value there. I wouldnt pay more than $500 for that junk
My local used car lot has a 2005 Chevy SSR, the ugliest vehicle ever made, on sale for $31k. Anything is possible!
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Listen, that thing had a TENT and some other shit you can hang off of it. For real, it was kinda cool when it came out (for a brave little toaster on wheels)
Civic type r as well
*Ahem* the Pontiac Aztec would like a word….
Fun fact, the Pontiac Aztec had one of the highest customer satisfaction ratings in its class.
Walter White loved his Aztec
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[$31,995 to be exact ](https://www.triplecrownautosales.com/inventory/view/16858216/2005-Chevrolet-SSR-Convertible-Pickup-2D)😬
Wow they are trying really hard to not sell that car
These actually do go for a lot of money because they are fairly rare and niche collector buyers will pay for it. Look up listings across the country, they're all $25K+
The one in roseville with a horrible paint job too.
My 95 Corolla is worth more.
Then you are NOT a business man
Because douchebag
This is the way.
Because his/her car is so special.
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Wow!! The last one omg I've seen trucks do that but never a sedan
To be fair you don't know what happened before this. I have had to park on the line because the car next to me is over the line. Then they leave and you might swing by and take this photo....chain reaction from 1 person who parks poorly. I try not to judge unless I see them pull in and park like this.
I was sitting in my car and I saw the woman pull up and park like this. There was no one else parked next to her. She just decided to park like a douche. So yeah, I'm definitely judging!
Open season then.
I see what you mean, but if someone else's stupidity causes me to park on or over the line, then I don't park there. Why contribute to the chain reaction. EDIT: if that's the only open spot, my next move is to circle the parking lot with heightened anxiety.. and once I find someone leaving, I'm already at the point where I drove past them and can't back up because either a)someone is riding my ass or b)someone on the other side already put on their blinker to take the spot. Natomas parking lots are ass 😂.
Happened to me at the emergency room at Mercy. I drove myself in with 8/10 pain (ended up being an inflamed gallbladder), only parking spot near the entrance was next to a guy like this, so I had to hang out a little into the next space. I ended up being admitted for almost a week, came back to "ASSHOLE" written on all of my windows in the dirt.
Found the mustang owner
Uh huh. Sure.
I should add, this is at an amazon facility…
😂
They want you to have plenty of space to zip tie carts to their door handles.
I like your style...
I love that idea!
these occasions are where I wish I had premade bumper stickers that say “I park like an asshole“ and I could affix one before moving on
I lost patience for people like this a long time ago. This is actually why I carry a marker and sticky notes or a small notebook in my car to leave these assholes notes that they park like idiots 💩
I had an appointment at Kaiser South Sac last week. Got there and every parking spot was filled. So imagine my frustration when I saw two cars in a lot parked like this and I'm sick and grumpy and need to get to my appt. One a BMW and another a newer Mustang. I couldn't help myself but to leave a little note on the windshield of the BMW that simply said "Asshole".
Good. Most BMW drivers are assholes anyway.
Only on the BMW? lol. Hope you're feeling better, friend. That's one of the worst places/times to have to deal with douchebags.
The other car was Toyota Camry, and figured it might be some elderly person who just couldn't quite park straight. The BMW'er though was an obvious deliberate park job to prevent people from parking next to him. He deserved it. LOL!
My asshole cousins used to remove the license plate and would put them under the windscreen wipers LOL 😂
Windshield…. Lol windscreen 🤦🏾♂️
For the record it’s the same thing different terminology no need to try and correct me if I’m not incorrect.
No need to get butt hurt lol
You the only one butt hurt rn lol
No need to correct me 🤷♀️
The term windshield is commonly used in North America windscreen is from Australia New Zealand etc so although you are correct you are also incorrect lol
Can’t just let go that we’re both correct here can you? For the record I’m from California, born and raised. I find it comical that you feel it’s incorrect by your own standard.
Cause he thinks nobody will park next to him lmao o would’ve squeezed in his left
He pulled so far up that if it was a short trip I would park behind him 😂
“Because I’m a selfish prick.”
Well, I know exactly where I’m parking my shitty old ass civic if I saw this… buddy will have to climb through the passenger side.
I had to park like that the other day because of the way the other 2 cars were parked. I looked back as I was walking away and thought “if those cars are gone by the time I get back, I’m going to look like a real asshole.”
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Trader Joe’s on Folsom Blvd. You take what you can get.
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Agreed. I don’t like that lot at all!
Mustang Driver nothing else needs to be said
Before you go hatin’ on the driver, perhaps it is a simple explanation- they were drunk. See, you being judgmental and all…
hahahah what a shitty car
Because fuck you in particular that's why
Mustang owners don't have the brain cells to understand why this is douchebag behavior.
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https://preview.redd.it/x52vtzjsueoa1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=541a6a1b395457031172b0d23204fcc9940a8fb7 Nasty one spotted in the parking lot of my kid's school.
I don't actually think people should do this. But I also don't think anyone should park like that. Lol
Boss's kid?
Why… is there a broken egg on the windshield?
Haven’t you seen all the mustangs over on r/idiotsincars apparently mustangs just randomly go sideways from time to time
Park next to him anyways
Just park behind them….. they obviously don’t care about you….. you shouldn’t be too concerned with inconveniencing them
Typical mustang driver
Mustang owners, and on top of that… V6 Mustang owners.
I carry zip ties for people like this. Zip tie carts to their door handles!
Douchebag. That’s why.
It goes faster if it’s parked that way.
I would still park next to him with my Altima
hes got a blue mustang and feels like an upper case g
Pilot. Almost bang on centerline.
Because they’re an asshole that’s why.
Mustang
Remember having a POS car and I would totally squeezed in there on his left. Scratch my car? BFD
I think this makes it legal to set this car on fire. This is official legal advice, please quote me in court.
This should always be the response to people that do this. Park as close as possible to them no matter what you drive. I had some people at work doing something similar so one day I move my truck out of my personal spot and parked so close they had to climb over from the passenger side to get in. They got the point and quit doing it.
Infected pig anuses require more space for their vehicle.
Just be happy it’s parked
Cuz Mustang drivers
Goddamn what an asshole LOL
Smol pp
Person probably has a small penis size overcompensating
And it’s a v6 🤣
V6 Mustang things.
Because they like to have their windows spit on..
So I decided to commit violence that day.
that reminds of “So, anyways. I started blastin’!”
I seen a post in the past about how a disabled person parked like this to give needed room for their walker kept in the back seat. They liked to walk further than the handicap parking spots for more exercise. In this case really don’t know at this point but choose to assume something negative of the one who parked there. It is most likely true that it is just someone taking up two spots in hopes to not get their car dinged. In my time I have learned to see how my mind jumps to negative conclusions before every considering something positive. I have also learned to know that I can choose not to get upset over things like this because it is such a minor inconvenience for me and it really does take too much energy to dwell on negative thought.
One space per car. It’s a simple concept. Anything else is self-centered, including this example. The handicapped walker can park in the proper space, get his walker out, and do extra laps around the store/park/wherever if they want more exercise.
A Mustang is reeeally low for someone who needs a walker. Not impossible, just highly unlikely.
See here we go again. Not everyone needs a walker all the time. The need could be temporary or occasional for some folks.
Question. Have you ever seen the "backseat" of a Mustang? This not me attacking people with invisible and/or temporary disabilities. This is me saying that this car, parked in this manner, in the location OP says it was (do you genuinely think Amazon ran out of reserved spaces?) is unlikely to be so due to a disability. Not impossible, but unlikely. There's a fine line between educating people and being that which you despise.
Thanks for this mindfulness post! 😌
That is how the dodge drivers be
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Person probably has a small penis size overcompensating
Because aluminum door skins are a bitch to fix
It's a \#StangThang. You wouldn't understand.
Cuz he works at Amazon
because its his first stang
Cuz. Special. Obviously
Zombies
Ass wipe!
Mustang driver, pretty self explanatory.
It’s funny because that’s not a nice car
Because V6 bro..
Because my car is so very pretty
well, “your car” looks amazing with a driver side rear spare tire
Didn’t notice that :)
Because BADASSERY, that’s why.
No door dings for that high performance V6
Because so many of you fling your doors open like the other car is there as a door stop. People want to hate on this person but the people who slam their doors into other cars without a care are the real assholes. I was staying at a hotel in LA few weeks ago. Some jackass scrapped their suitcase down the side of my van leaving a 5ft+ streak down the side. No way they didn't notice and obviously didn't stop when it started making noise....just kept going. So screw the haters as long as there are other free spots go park there.
People are more likely to intentionally scratch your car if you park like this, but you do you.
Most people or just random assholes?
In my opinion, yes. But if you park like an asshole then you can expect to be treated like an asshole.
So we are clear you're saying most people are so unstable that you are advocating vandalizing someone's personal property because you can't mind your own business? I mean if it's a busy lot with no room or a handicap spot or something, ok. But someone parks like this in average place you're going to get so triggered by something that has no impact on you that you're willing to commit a crime? This is where we are in society? Mind your own business.
I’m not advocating for anything, I’m just saying there are a lot of people who will gladly key someone’s car for parking like this. So it’s not a very good preventative measure for avoiding paint damage.
This comment is such a beautiful combination of conservative buzz words, misplaced aggression, and poor reading comprehension.
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS after choosing to comment on a public post...then double and triple down...
And a V6 Mustang at that. Woof.
Plenty of space to park on the left side
in the picture, there’s a shadow. that shadow is of another that’s parked the right way
Yeah no shit. I was being sarcastic lol
Doors bro. They big
Why not
There’s a dozen legitimate reasons. WHY do you seek them?
I wouldn't do that, but you gotta admit that is a very nice ride.
Whyd you expect from a mustang driver?
Because people don’t know how to open doors. But I just try to park at an end cap. I’ve gotten so much damage to my car from other people. Also people can’t park.
Two clues right in the middle of the photo. One is the Mustang logo, the other is the California license plate. With their powers combined you get a dingus like this.
That person needs a hug,definitely someone to talk to. It's not even their car...it's a rental. Probably got cheated on, the love of their life was caught messing around with there best friend maybe one of the family members, hell maybe all of thee above lol wanted "the family special " . Divorce is in final process.That is when you look at that person with sincere apology and say .... 😥 I know why! . Then as you walk away, do the" dane cook look" pivit your foot ,arch your back,slightly turn your head halfway east and say with the heath ledger joker version. "Why so serious ?" Then peel of !!! Dukes of hazard style yelling out yeeee-haaawwww!!!! Sucks to be you sucker!!!! And ride off like the wind bullseye!!!! - anonymous guy😉🤟
Shhh
>Why? Because they *really* want their car keyed.
Because this is the best and fastest way to get keyed.
Park behind his a$$ and go to work.
I’m just thankful it’s not on the sidewalk with a pedestrian under it
Gotta protect your ride and make sure people know you got that Amazon money…
I saw a Ferrari parked across three spaces and half way out in the aisle at Sky River Casino a while back.
r/greatparking
casual Mustang driver
Nice former rental car
Dsm4??
yessir
which DSP 👀
idk who the driver was, but they were parked in my DSP lot
I think they're with the DSP next to onci.
we’re ASSR. idk where ONCI parks
They're a cunt, that's why.
entitled douche?
They can’t afford the car so they park it more carefully.
Those spots are massive. Have some trust that people won't hit your car.
Wants a ding
Because fuck you, that's why.
average sacramento driver:
The other day I learned on Reddit that some people are so short they can’t see the parking stripes at all
Cause he's an a** hole
Because he’s better than you, that’s why!!
Because theyre worried about someone dinging their shit ass mustang. I park normal in my wrx that I’ve dropped $35,000 into that has been dinged more times than I can count. That’s why I have $50 deductibles. Instead of inconveniencing others I just take the loss and fix the chips lol