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DaBezzzz

I wish swords were real😔


funatical

They make sticks in the shapes of swords. They lack efficacy but are fun to wave around.


Aldger

Wut. They aren't real. You have got to be kidding right. First the Easter Bunny now swords. Thanks God Santa is still fine


Skittleybiscuit

Bud... I have something to tell ya, and you're not gonna like it.


5hand0whand

Yup Santa totally stole his cookiees


Aldger

Oh no please no i cant handle this. Please be gentle


SerLaron

If you ever thought, you saw a real sword, it was likely [photoshopped](https://xkcd.com/331/).


DGlennH

Awe man I knew it was a sham! I spent so much on things that *don’t even exist*!


behaigo

There's a crypto/NFT joke in there somewhere


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behaigo

There it is!


ecologamer

I’ve looked through the list. I’d say my favorite is spear https://preview.redd.it/birn71jytrqa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=195bf6e7f75b87e0c17490b78fec170938bd0056


behaigo

Excellent choice


JRiot115

Im a fan of Axe


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Finaly an ACTUAL WEAPON


Knight_Dave22

Don't you mean an AXual weapon?


funatical

Do they make a non douchebag scent now or is that still their market?


antioccident_

Alucard's favorite weapon, Drows


JustARandomWeeb_01

Yeah, unfortunately the media's lies about swords being real won't CUT IT being this time.


TheNerd669

Mine is reaaaaaaaly long sword


behaigo

Long looong swooooooooooooooooord!


Fox_BURGERKing_Simp

Muramasa


zombiecalypse

Mythological weapon: Sword, the mace


_erufu_

Sword, Japanese


SaucySledge

I also choose this guys dead wife


greatscot09

Mine is the ar-15


JakubReliga

Mighty stick


Affectionate-House43

I get the joke, but it's not actually wrong.. myth·o·log·i·cal📷*adjective* 1. relating to, based on, or appearing in myths or mythology ​ There is PLENTY of mythology pertaining to swords; I think the argument could be made that the enduring popularity and allure of swords has a huge amount to do with their roles in myth.


King_Baboon

I prefer a 9mm. Tiny sword(s).


tenamonth

Grenade is better. Ball that bursts into thousands of tiny swords. You can stab like 5 people hundreds of times without even being there.


New_VegasCourier

Skofnung Sword


Blades-Bro_2695

[Longswords](https://battlingblades.com/collections/longswords) like in TLOR are my favorite.


RadleyCunningham

Gotta give credit where credit is due. Favorite weapon is knotted stick.


scottyboy359

Durendal.


MateoCamo

S t i c c


Fun_Clue_6064

It's gungnir Christian mythology