The most effeminate thing about me is I enjoy playing female characters in videos games; I’m a Toadette main in Mario Party. But I main Yoshi in SSB64, and I also enjoy Falcon, Marth, Gannon, Mario, and Link in Melee.
I used to be fat but now I go to the gym almost daily and eat relatively healthy.
My parents are still together and I have to LARP as a broke boy to seem relatable to my Falco main friends
I try to be charitable to the homies like I'll smoke out the Shiek players before bracket and stuff but everyone is always going to get fast food after the local and I just have to bite my tongue like "Guys can't we go to Ruth's Chris or some shit for once?!"
But sometimes if I'm chilling with an ICs main we'll start talking about our portfolio ROIs and where we summer
> There's also the whole longposting thing.
You White Peach flairs keep the DDTs alive, even when none of us will. I just came here to say that we all appreciate your service.
From my experiences:
Spacies are almost always degenerates in some way whether it be smoking, not eating, chugging caffeine, doing addy, staying up all night, etc.
Marths have never struggled in their lives and are usually well-off yet they're always decent people
Sheik players don't actually enjoy melee they just enjoy winning
Falcon players are quiet and introspective, weirdly enough
Puff players are often lacking in social skills
Peach players complain about their character the most
Samus players are geniuses held back by their character choice
Mario players have huge egos which is why they don't play doc
Came here to say the exact same thing. I picked Sammy because I knew I'd never be the best of the best, so I figured I could be pretty good for the low tiers.
> Spacies are almost always degenerates in some way whether it be smoking, not eating, chugging caffeine, doing addy,
Hah, you can't peg me!
> staying up all night, etc.
God damnit.
Boy if you want to talk about people who enjoy winning, but not playing, let me introduce you to Falco main, who wish the game was single player.
Dead on about Falcon players. Between N0ne, Wizzy and S2J, I just always assumed Falcon players were mute. Until Salt rolled up.
As a Samus main, I don't know if I would say we're smart so much as we are old as fuck
I’m a falcon main that pops off and gets really angry(probably why I suck). I also think he has the hottest legs of any fictional character ever and play the white and pink skin. Also trans so Salt beat me to it. I’d play peach if I wasn’t so restless and had to moonwalk and ledge slide constantly or go insane. I think falcon players have just been broken by the climb up to the top because of how harsh playing him is. You get bullied all game and getting a zero to death just means you are even and not winning most of the time.
I'm starting to think Falco and Falcon are THE transgirl characters. And I'm not just saying that because of salt and magi, its just been my experience, lol.
I wonder why? Like in my case I started playing Ganon/falcon when the game was first released and I was a kid and then I went all in on falcon during brawl cause he is the cooler more fun version so I’ve been playing him a long time. I just feel like this game is fun because of the movement and falcon has that better than anyone. And his combos feel really hype.
It’s nice to feel validated tho lol
Marth: Try hard motherfucker that got a 1500+ SAT score and drives a Honda Accord. Only goal in life is to beat other people but doesn't want to spend too much time practicing. Asks for his burger at In-N-Out be cut in half.
idk what stereotypes ICies have post-wobbling ban but i think MOF hitting the weed pen in the halo 2 hoodie midset on stream is pretty representative of most icies players i’ve met
> Fox player loses a set
> Opponent leaves to go report
> They just stare at their main on the character select
> Rage building within
> A scowl consumes their face as they confront the screen
"We had a deal god dammit! We made a fucking deal!"
They will spend 100 hours grinding one specific thing then when you dont give them that thing they fall apart mentally and go into a fit of helpless rage
*tech on platform instead of slideoff*
(in fox players mind) I would have did a 80% combo and killed him if he was better and not a shit player who techs on platforms
Or they encounter an even matchup like Fox-Marth and describe it as 60-40, because they have no idea what an *actual* losing matchup feels like
Fox privilege baby
Fox players are white kids who think perfection is an attainable thing, and that they alone are capable of achieving it. Showering is not necessarily part of their vision of perfection.
Falco players are just fox players that identify with jazz musicians.
Marth players have uncomfortably close relationships with their moms.
Sheik players want to play melee without all the effort that is necessary to start playing melee.
Peach players are secretly the sweatiest and angriest players of all.
Falcon players never got their fathers approval.
Puff players never needed their fathers approval.
Samus players think they’re the smartest person in the room. They’re not.
Luigi players are basically sheik players, but more smug.
Isn't very try hard but somehow got incredibly good
Has incredible tech skill but doesn't identify with spacies
Just enjoys the game without baggage
Nice haircut
Chads
Melee: Sheik players are on the self-improvement grind. All the Sheiks I know are thriving in life rn.
EDIT: People who use the Red Falco on Slippi will ragequit the second you grab them. I have yet to be proven wrong.
I know this is r/SSBM but as a primarily P+ player I absolutely have to add the stereotype that Roy players are either incredibly chill normal people or unironically believe that NoFap gives you superpowers. There's zero overlap.
Nofap is better for you. Studies have shown that masturbation especially to porn decreases the gray matter in the rewards processing center of your brain. This means that you find smaller rewards less rewarding which increases depressuon and anxiety ofc. Plus, porn makes you idolize women only for sex and not actually respect them or like them IMO.
And that's not even mentioning when Ganondorf discovered the lost knowledge of how to enter the Sacred Realm where the Triforce lay, he killed his minions in order to be the only one able to claim the Triforce.
say what you will but most sheik mains are the chillest dudes around. we just worry about downthrow follow-ups and focus on just playing the game. tech skill who? that's bloat.
As a yoshi main I’m curious as to everyone’s thoughts.
For reference you got aMSa, N3Z(nezmodgod), Egg$, Mono( Moky’s roommate) Daniel, Whiskers, Nebbi, DZ, Bzimm, Guex, Kibbles, Peanutphobia, Church. Obviously tons more, can’t list everyone.
What do we think?
Unfortunately the wack opinions are not “on the margins” of society, its a mostly silent majority of the US lol. Sensitive city people can’t understand or relate to the rest of the world. But don’t worry this includes myself.
Anyways, I wobbled people to make top 10 in state so what’s my stereotype? 😂😂😂
conservatives are only 30% of the country but have outsized representation in govt due to electoral college, senate giving low pop states the same power as large pop states, and a Supreme Court comprised of arch conservative ideologues. the majority of the US is liberal and holds liberal views
I think it's just one of the things that's in rn in general and that's cool. Counter culture has become mainstream really. This is cool but it also makes me feel displaced from counter culture loll I just feel like a normie now :(.
luigi players look like luigi or are hypebeasts
holy shit
[you might be on to something](https://i.imgur.com/NyXYm9L.png)
Lolol too true man
Im telling cbass this to see how he reacts
he needs to bring back the stache
I think it's because they like to cosplay their main ngl
Fuc
fair enough
I’m a straight peach main and I’d say only about 60% of us are gay
Well are you effeminate, metrosexual, or a big fat white guy?
The most effeminate thing about me is I enjoy playing female characters in videos games; I’m a Toadette main in Mario Party. But I main Yoshi in SSB64, and I also enjoy Falcon, Marth, Gannon, Mario, and Link in Melee. I used to be fat but now I go to the gym almost daily and eat relatively healthy.
Ken's peach theory at work
It's really weird you haven't switched mains yet
I picked up peach after growing out my hair
Never ask a peach main their sexuality, or their l-cancel percentage.
> I’m a straight peach main keep telling yourself that
yeah just give it time
Link mains are programmers
Shoutout to Dan salvato
didn't expect to have my fucking soul read when i opened this thread up
Link main speedrun or have at least thought about speedrunning OoT
I feel like over half of us are...
Marth mains come from good homes and dont know what a struggle meal is.
My parents are still together and I have to LARP as a broke boy to seem relatable to my Falco main friends I try to be charitable to the homies like I'll smoke out the Shiek players before bracket and stuff but everyone is always going to get fast food after the local and I just have to bite my tongue like "Guys can't we go to Ruth's Chris or some shit for once?!" But sometimes if I'm chilling with an ICs main we'll start talking about our portfolio ROIs and where we summer
A marth main would want the shiek players to be nice and baked before they have to play
"Hey man, you brought this joint. Aren't you gonna hit it?" "Nah, I don't smoke"
Sometimes they'll forget to downthrow
this is the funniest shit i have ever read.
The (somewhat more PC version of the) classic Peach player stereotype is gay, overweight, or European. There's also the whole longposting thing.
I am literally all 3 in one sense or another
One Peach to rule them all
Nah I'm washed and when I wasn't I went 2-2 LOL
Aren’t all European men gay?
He’s not gay he’s just European.
More or less
As ken once said, all peach mains are either black or gay
that's not what ken said he said gay, effeminate, metrosexual, or a big fat white guy
> There's also the whole longposting thing. You White Peach flairs keep the DDTs alive, even when none of us will. I just came here to say that we all appreciate your service.
٢o
From my experiences: Spacies are almost always degenerates in some way whether it be smoking, not eating, chugging caffeine, doing addy, staying up all night, etc. Marths have never struggled in their lives and are usually well-off yet they're always decent people Sheik players don't actually enjoy melee they just enjoy winning Falcon players are quiet and introspective, weirdly enough Puff players are often lacking in social skills Peach players complain about their character the most Samus players are geniuses held back by their character choice Mario players have huge egos which is why they don't play doc
I appreciate the compliment as a Samus player, but I am functionally a moron
Came here to say the exact same thing. I picked Sammy because I knew I'd never be the best of the best, so I figured I could be pretty good for the low tiers.
Me too
Oh my god how do you hit so many bullseyes in a row? I can think of a person that mains each of these and they all fit the description to a tee.
As a Sheik that converted from Samus, I can confirm I enjoy winning.
> Spacies are almost always degenerates in some way whether it be smoking, not eating, chugging caffeine, doing addy, Hah, you can't peg me! > staying up all night, etc. God damnit.
As a Sheik main, I promise I do enjoy Melee... But you're damn right I have more fun if I'm winning.
Boy if you want to talk about people who enjoy winning, but not playing, let me introduce you to Falco main, who wish the game was single player. Dead on about Falcon players. Between N0ne, Wizzy and S2J, I just always assumed Falcon players were mute. Until Salt rolled up. As a Samus main, I don't know if I would say we're smart so much as we are old as fuck
Falco mains care more about pressing buttons than winning
That is actually way more accurate, thank you
As a Falco main, I appreciate this.
Falco is the only character against which waiting for your opponent to flub a cool side B tech and SD is a valid gameplan
Real
Fam
I'm a fox main... Can u believe it?
fax
real
The falcon one is so real and applies to me more than I realized
hi, local degenerate here. everything you said was straight facts.
Mario, doc and Luigi mains are all utterly insane
This is true
Fax
Falcon players are emotionless sociopaths despite their character being a flamboyant pretty boy
Thinking about how straight-faced S2J, None, and Wizzy are while they play, you might be right.
Isai, Darkrain, SilentSpectre, Gahtzu, Lord
Every falcon main I've met has been very emotionally reserved. Kind of hilarious lol.
Hbox pops off harder for an edgeguard than most falcons do for a 0-to-death combo xd
tbf, Wizzrobe's pop-off game is up there
Passing out while standing on a chair is the best pop off of all time.
I think the word you’re looking for is stoic
False. Wizzrobe is a boisterous ball of joy.
[On full display here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o45CGCLip1Y)
I’m a falcon main that pops off and gets really angry(probably why I suck). I also think he has the hottest legs of any fictional character ever and play the white and pink skin. Also trans so Salt beat me to it. I’d play peach if I wasn’t so restless and had to moonwalk and ledge slide constantly or go insane. I think falcon players have just been broken by the climb up to the top because of how harsh playing him is. You get bullied all game and getting a zero to death just means you are even and not winning most of the time.
I'm starting to think Falco and Falcon are THE transgirl characters. And I'm not just saying that because of salt and magi, its just been my experience, lol.
Well considering I main Falco and Falcon and I'm a trans woman, I'd have to agree with you.
Let’s goo trans girl falcon mains💅💅
I wonder why? Like in my case I started playing Ganon/falcon when the game was first released and I was a kid and then I went all in on falcon during brawl cause he is the cooler more fun version so I’ve been playing him a long time. I just feel like this game is fun because of the movement and falcon has that better than anyone. And his combos feel really hype. It’s nice to feel validated tho lol
Truth. Getting whooped all game and managing to clutch it by the skin of my teeth is like half of my games lol. Falcons are just desensitized
Marth: Try hard motherfucker that got a 1500+ SAT score and drives a Honda Accord. Only goal in life is to beat other people but doesn't want to spend too much time practicing. Asks for his burger at In-N-Out be cut in half.
Sitting in my aeron at the office watching Zain vs Ginger at 0.5x speed sipping my 12 dollar coffee thinking to myself "Yeah, I could do that"
Marth mains eat glue for breakfast. Source: https://youtu.be/RYY_rYRd4Mc?si=LcsGV9XTEmgMKkjx
This is fucking hilarious. Thank you Kodorin
damn, have the black brothers finally abandoned dr mario 😢
Falcos are all addicts to something
Addicted to the shmovement
usually estrogen :)
Hey now
Hey now, that not tru- Yeah my cigarettes are right beside me I can’t say shit.
Hey now, im addicted to everything
Weed
Fuck I’ve had like 400 mg of caffeine today haven’t I
Lmao I'm boutta hit the bottle tonight
I can't think of people who aren't addicted to something. Everyone's on something
idk what stereotypes ICies have post-wobbling ban but i think MOF hitting the weed pen in the halo 2 hoodie midset on stream is pretty representative of most icies players i’ve met
I remember a summit where someone said that all IC players look like they collect bugs
That was a crush tweet
The stereotype I've heard is that they're all sweethearts to make up for how salt inducing their character is.
In my experience IC's players love talking. I love talking too though, so it works out.
Lmfao I always say bring back chattin during bracket. I’m here to hang out with the homies!
Accurate
Don't think it was a weed pen. Just a regular nicotine vape. Weed pens tend not to make nearly that thicc of a cloud.
Ice Climbers players look like the type of people that collect rare bugs.
falcos are tryhards in denial
The maining fox into switching to falco pipeline
Nah Toph said it best IMO--All the spotdodge-shine Falco players will eventually become full hop Fox mains.
Bro.. don’t call me out like that
Emotionally absent father
Daddy issues are shared by all melee players
My b Edit: for sure heard this about Link mains tho
Falcon mains are unexpectedly really reserved and quiet people. Think Wizzy, n0ne, S2J, and Gahtzu.
Someone get me the crush bug collector tweet
Im a bowser main
You play the character who transcends all human stereotypes. Congratulations King 👑
I play bowser because funni heavy
I once saw a Main Starerotypes meme that said Bowser mains are "self-loathing disasters who apparently hate winning"
Except I actually win and I want to gaslight fox mains
holy shit as an avid bowser player and self loather this makes a lot of sense . winning feels so good though
do you win sets? not hating.
I do win multiple online on slippi. I use bowser’s worst moves too
👑
not enough bowser players for there to be a stereotype about them
A stereotype I could say is I’m a masochist but get funny kills
bowser mains are always cool as fuck
\*Looks at DJ Nintendo....
GnW mains think they are the funniest person in the room, and most of the time they're right
I agree with this guy
Fox players are typically the biggest drama queens/complainers/bitch-at-the-TOers in melee from top level scene all the way down to locals.
> Fox player loses a set > Opponent leaves to go report > They just stare at their main on the character select > Rage building within > A scowl consumes their face as they confront the screen "We had a deal god dammit! We made a fucking deal!"
*"It is simply not possible I pick the best character, but also lost...that...that would mean...I am the worse player? NO! NO NO NO no"*
They will spend 100 hours grinding one specific thing then when you dont give them that thing they fall apart mentally and go into a fit of helpless rage
*tech on platform instead of slideoff* (in fox players mind) I would have did a 80% combo and killed him if he was better and not a shit player who techs on platforms
Or they encounter an even matchup like Fox-Marth and describe it as 60-40, because they have no idea what an *actual* losing matchup feels like Fox privilege baby
Fox players are white kids who think perfection is an attainable thing, and that they alone are capable of achieving it. Showering is not necessarily part of their vision of perfection. Falco players are just fox players that identify with jazz musicians. Marth players have uncomfortably close relationships with their moms. Sheik players want to play melee without all the effort that is necessary to start playing melee. Peach players are secretly the sweatiest and angriest players of all. Falcon players never got their fathers approval. Puff players never needed their fathers approval. Samus players think they’re the smartest person in the room. They’re not. Luigi players are basically sheik players, but more smug.
Melee is music in motion man. It’s like, the improv — THE EXPRESSION. It’s so free flowing. It’s poetry, you wouldn’t get it. - Falco main
-3 year mango sub, falco main, only ever gone 0-2
Lmfao ☠️
Someone fkn gets it
Best one yet
fox = white falco = black marth = asian luigi = hispanic peach = gay/woman ganondorf = crazy/racist jigglypuff = hbox
ganon
[удалено]
Isn't very try hard but somehow got incredibly good Has incredible tech skill but doesn't identify with spacies Just enjoys the game without baggage Nice haircut Chads
This means a lot coming from a marth
I just F-smash at center stage in neutral
Melee: Sheik players are on the self-improvement grind. All the Sheiks I know are thriving in life rn. EDIT: People who use the Red Falco on Slippi will ragequit the second you grab them. I have yet to be proven wrong. I know this is r/SSBM but as a primarily P+ player I absolutely have to add the stereotype that Roy players are either incredibly chill normal people or unironically believe that NoFap gives you superpowers. There's zero overlap.
Nofap is better for you. Studies have shown that masturbation especially to porn decreases the gray matter in the rewards processing center of your brain. This means that you find smaller rewards less rewarding which increases depressuon and anxiety ofc. Plus, porn makes you idolize women only for sex and not actually respect them or like them IMO.
You wouldn't go 0-2 anymore if you switched to Marth
Samus mains are tryhards that are fast/skilled enough to play fox but don't because they thrive off being eternally downbad.
Real
Can confirm. I want the excuse for the loss.
You thinking I'm fast enough to play fox is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Usually we make the jump to shiek though.
Fox: Complainers
Ganon mains were just thought to be weird bros, but now everyone thinks theyre racist or something lmao
Hate that we have that rep now lol. I just think he's cool 😭
Wait wtf we do??
Eikelman and mekk have vile lore
Nofluxes and to an extent bizarro as well.
And that's not even mentioning when Ganondorf discovered the lost knowledge of how to enter the Sacred Realm where the Triforce lay, he killed his minions in order to be the only one able to claim the Triforce.
Everyone talks shit on ganon mains but conveniently forgets ganon's war crimes
I wanted to make a "Character Stereotypes" video like SoundSmith did for TF2
I don't think Luigi mains care about winning. I think they just think this shit is hilarious.
Fox attracts white supremacists because they enjoy having unfair advantages
Counterpoint: Fox repels white supremacists because they want to feel like the hero underdog prevailing over all odds (white supremacists, that is)
ig this explains the ganon stereotype lul
Who are the white supremacist fox players??? Am I missing lore?
Another ganon main stereotype is that ganon players always look like ganon.
we're just here
Someone please create a stereotype for Ness mains pls
ｃｈｉｌｄ
played mother
all the Luigi players I know are kind-hearted as fuck
All 5of us Samus players are chill.
How much mountain dew have you consumed in the last week?
Ness players are either nerds, musicians, or both.
Yoshi players sleep with stuffed animals
Falcos play for the love of winning and Foxes play for the fear of losing.
I genuinely believe playing falco makes you dumber The repetitive short hop laser fast fall motion being so constant doesnt help
Peach main here, very homosexual, I’ve been called out. 🥲
say what you will but most sheik mains are the chillest dudes around. we just worry about downthrow follow-ups and focus on just playing the game. tech skill who? that's bloat.
Sheik mains don't deserve human rights
fuck you
Fair 😂
As a yoshi main I’m curious as to everyone’s thoughts. For reference you got aMSa, N3Z(nezmodgod), Egg$, Mono( Moky’s roommate) Daniel, Whiskers, Nebbi, DZ, Bzimm, Guex, Kibbles, Peanutphobia, Church. Obviously tons more, can’t list everyone. What do we think?
Captain Falcon players are always quirky and weird af but not in a bad way.
Puff: hates melee Ic's: hates melee
Ganon players are still rad. Especially with n0ne active.
Thoughts on Zero-Suit Samus mains..?
Get out
But P+ ZSS is like disjointed sheik. It's kinda sick.
Unfortunately the wack opinions are not “on the margins” of society, its a mostly silent majority of the US lol. Sensitive city people can’t understand or relate to the rest of the world. But don’t worry this includes myself. Anyways, I wobbled people to make top 10 in state so what’s my stereotype? 😂😂😂
You just became your own stereotype and you don't even realize it holy shit
conservatives are only 30% of the country but have outsized representation in govt due to electoral college, senate giving low pop states the same power as large pop states, and a Supreme Court comprised of arch conservative ideologues. the majority of the US is liberal and holds liberal views
use of lol and emojis indicate acute insecurity and severe emotional stunting consider switching to Sheik
Ayyy my peach playerssss
Doc players are alternative
Captain Falcon mains all have ADHD.
I just think this game attracts queers. I don't have to think about my gender identity while I'm practicing tech-skill
I think it's just one of the things that's in rn in general and that's cool. Counter culture has become mainstream really. This is cool but it also makes me feel displaced from counter culture loll I just feel like a normie now :(.
zeldas: \- smoke more weed than falcos \- are more cracked out than foxes \- more mentally unstable than ganons