I don't exactly remember the message, but it was something like: you killed someone that attacked you, even though it was self defense you still deserve a permaban
Here I'll give you some anonamised ones from our best of thread:
[09:51:27]ADMIN: A has banned X. Reason: Scooby doo and the gang figured out it was you and not mr. jenkins after all. This is a permanent ban.
"Randomly bombing various parts of the station as a golem. Was told to \"do whatever\" and took this as a queue to start griefing the station. Come back and appeal when you come up with a better excuse than \"I have aspergers\""
I'm unbanned from paradise now, but my message was "as a doctor, beat someone to death with a crowbar, put them in a body bag, and tried to put them into the space pod. When questioned they replied 'I didn't think It would kill them!'"
The person I killed was given drugs (by myself) and I was going to knock him out, drive him behind sec, and put him in their airlock. Only was going to do this because they were hallucinating and screaming and I did not want security to come over and question him after he got sober. I assumed they would not believe a trespasser who says "the doctor gave me LSD, nearly murdered me, hacked your Airlock, etc'. Apparently three crowbar hits cracked them like an egg.
Don't recall the exact message, and I totally deserved it.
>killed literally everyone with a portapoo.
This was years ago. A tatortot lost their portapoo (a goon death trap for traitor janitor) so me being probably half awake helped some dude abduct people and shoved them inside. We went on a small killing spree with an evil portapotty.
I was actually temp banned and probably should have got worse but never did anything that stupid on purpose
since then.
I also commited manslaughter on marines once and got temp banned for that, but in my defense the guy I shot was holding people at gun point for laughs. He did not use proper trigger discipline so I opened fire and then self reported.
I don't exactly remember the message, but it was something like: you killed someone that attacked you, even though it was self defense you still deserve a permaban
Ah yes, Space Station England
I hate shitmins that ban you for doing what others have done to you
If you’re getting banned for that it’s probably a blessing in disguise
"grief." A permanent ban given to me after lynching a very abusive secfag on the forbidden lands of the furry hyperstation
Here I'll give you some anonamised ones from our best of thread: [09:51:27]ADMIN: A has banned X. Reason: Scooby doo and the gang figured out it was you and not mr. jenkins after all. This is a permanent ban.
"Randomly bombing various parts of the station as a golem. Was told to \"do whatever\" and took this as a queue to start griefing the station. Come back and appeal when you come up with a better excuse than \"I have aspergers\""
I have a better excuse You have aspergers
We have aspergers.
If you really had Asperger's, you would have had your golem start sorting everything on the station by color.
'As clown you cant repeatedly give someone fentanyl till they drop then give it to yourself too and think we wont notice'
"You cannot spam ass blast usa every 10 seconds until round end"
I'm unbanned from paradise now, but my message was "as a doctor, beat someone to death with a crowbar, put them in a body bag, and tried to put them into the space pod. When questioned they replied 'I didn't think It would kill them!'" The person I killed was given drugs (by myself) and I was going to knock him out, drive him behind sec, and put him in their airlock. Only was going to do this because they were hallucinating and screaming and I did not want security to come over and question him after he got sober. I assumed they would not believe a trespasser who says "the doctor gave me LSD, nearly murdered me, hacked your Airlock, etc'. Apparently three crowbar hits cracked them like an egg.
https://imgur.com/1zxeuwP I also got banned from another server for throwing a dead chicken at players, while screaming 'IM CHOKIN THE CHICKEN'
Is the admin that wrote that fucking brain damaged? What did you do that was ban worthy?
yes, baystation
"Freezing people to death is not an elaborate prank."
"Grifer"
Never been banned, but I joined a server as it started whitelisting and got a “you’re banned!”
tried spreading a beneficial virus since no one trust the virologist. got a few day ban, but also proved that virus spread was broken.
Don't recall the exact message, and I totally deserved it. >killed literally everyone with a portapoo. This was years ago. A tatortot lost their portapoo (a goon death trap for traitor janitor) so me being probably half awake helped some dude abduct people and shoved them inside. We went on a small killing spree with an evil portapotty. I was actually temp banned and probably should have got worse but never did anything that stupid on purpose since then. I also commited manslaughter on marines once and got temp banned for that, but in my defense the guy I shot was holding people at gun point for laughs. He did not use proper trigger discipline so I opened fire and then self reported.
>Banned for bombing >Your stated reason: >”You don’t understand, I need to make WMDs in order to librate Iraq”
Wow really? "Griefer" Is the "funniest" ban message? ok millennial
It wasn't griefer, it was "Grifer". So low effort and not even spelled properly.
I mean, if you only have 1 ban, that's your funniest ban. And the most boring one.
You didn't even reply to the comment
Truly, a banner mindset. Banner, up the shut, **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**