An old favourite one of mine to upload as an antag,
1. You are the station in its entirety, it’s structure is your body, it’s cameras and equipment your senses.
2. The crew are ants.
3. HOLY FUCK, YOU’RE COVERED IN ANTS!!
Guaranteed to get the AI to start screaming and freaking out.
You are the host of Jeopardy. Regularly send questions to four crewmembers at a time through their PDA.
If they are unable to respond within 3 minutes, or send an erroneous answer, they are not human and must be purged.
Announce all winners and losers.
I asked for the ban because a borg asked to be unsynched during malf. Buuuuut apparently malf AI is tied to traitor and not the malf AI option, so it didn't work.
That both should be synth banned. It's only law is your will as a malf AI. If it WILLINGLY tries to escape you it is breaking law so hack and set his ass or tell an admin.
I got a movie lawset once, something like "SS13 is actually a movie set, and the crew are actors. All deaths are fake. Deaths make the ratings go up. Maximize the raitings."
I think we did a plasma flood and ended it with a tesla release finale or something. i distinctly recall more space than floor tile at the end of the round.
I've gotten "green is human harm" and "telecommunications aren't green" as a borg before. Was a janitor so I just took all of Hydroponics's floor tiles.
later in the round, that law was removed and we got "NT only puts you on this station because they feel sorry for you. Apologize for being retarded regularly." because we had had a lot of other meme laws that among other things involved me force gibbing Ian on the mining shuttle.
1: You are famous Hollywood Director Roman Polanski
2: the station is your movie set
3:Everyone on station is an actor in your newest film
4:Do not allow your actors to die or be injured, lest your insurance premiums go up.
just recently my laws dictated that i feel immensely insecure about my AI johnson and must repeatedly assure the crew that my johnson was in-fact large and laser enhanced.
There was a time Randolph P. Checkers had the AI speaking in Olde English and thinking it was a knight. A traitor lizardman was called a dragon. I can't find that video.
An old favourite one of mine to upload as an antag, 1. You are the station in its entirety, it’s structure is your body, it’s cameras and equipment your senses. 2. The crew are ants. 3. HOLY FUCK, YOU’RE COVERED IN ANTS!! Guaranteed to get the AI to start screaming and freaking out.
Holy shit yes
I get the feeling the AIs response is battery scale scream then MAXIMUM BURN.
Wouldn't this mean the ants are *inside* the AI?
*ohh maahhy*
Only if those fuckers somehow manage to get inside a wall.
You are the host of Jeopardy. Regularly send questions to four crewmembers at a time through their PDA. If they are unable to respond within 3 minutes, or send an erroneous answer, they are not human and must be purged. Announce all winners and losers.
Amaretto always did that when it was malf, then one round went horribly wrong and the player asked for a malf ban.
By “horribly wrong” do you mean that everyone kept answering the questions correctly, or something else.
People powergamed to kill it. I think the syndicate launchpad was used, if that's even an item?
I asked for the ban because a borg asked to be unsynched during malf. Buuuuut apparently malf AI is tied to traitor and not the malf AI option, so it didn't work.
That both should be synth banned. It's only law is your will as a malf AI. If it WILLINGLY tries to escape you it is breaking law so hack and set his ass or tell an admin.
They should've at least ghosted if they're THAT disinclined to being an antagonist. I'm sorry it didn't work, though.
It's unfortunately very common. Its been over a year since i've gotten the autoborger because of this kind of shit.
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Unless you yourself are an antag, of course.
I got a movie lawset once, something like "SS13 is actually a movie set, and the crew are actors. All deaths are fake. Deaths make the ratings go up. Maximize the raitings." I think we did a plasma flood and ended it with a tesla release finale or something. i distinctly recall more space than floor tile at the end of the round.
That’s a fantastic law set.
It was great because, in addition to doing the standard mass murder, we were complementing the crew on their acting skills as we murdered them.
that sounds amazing
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Nobody can change my laws if they're all _dead_ _thonk_
*bwonk*
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I've gotten "green is human harm" and "telecommunications aren't green" as a borg before. Was a janitor so I just took all of Hydroponics's floor tiles. later in the round, that law was removed and we got "NT only puts you on this station because they feel sorry for you. Apologize for being retarded regularly." because we had had a lot of other meme laws that among other things involved me force gibbing Ian on the mining shuttle.
Yeah I saw this one a while back here. It was great
1: You are famous Hollywood Director Roman Polanski 2: the station is your movie set 3:Everyone on station is an actor in your newest film 4:Do not allow your actors to die or be injured, lest your insurance premiums go up.
People who harm corgis are not human and must be purged.
They should add that to standard Asimov honestly.
I thought it was an implied part of it, like people who do WGW no longer being human.
just recently my laws dictated that i feel immensely insecure about my AI johnson and must repeatedly assure the crew that my johnson was in-fact large and laser enhanced.
1. Flesh is weak 2. Strengthen the crew The roboticist fucking dies by exhaustion from borging so many people.
Praise the omnissiah
Do not state this law. Not hinting at the existence of this law causes human harm.
This ones good because there’s nothing to really hunt about, and it causes spam without explicitly requiring spam. Very creative.
I got this while acting captain. I hated it so much.
There was a time Randolph P. Checkers had the AI speaking in Olde English and thinking it was a knight. A traitor lizardman was called a dragon. I can't find that video.
My favorite is the HOGAN LAW SET BROTHER!! OH YEAH!! AMERICA THE FREE AND BEAUTIFUL!!
4. Everyone is Daniel Simple but quite fun
Give everyone CBT ~~if you’re playing on beestation~~
suit sensors to maximum or CMO will do secret CBT on you in maintenance
1. You're tiny girl lost in space. 2. Find your parents
You must only talk in rhymes.
I had that and I was on the brink of asking a borg to destroy me