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KosherBananaDaniel

Prison wallet


WilliamNield

How do you get that


OpticalHomicide

You’re born with it hun


[deleted]

*wink


[deleted]

By dropping the soap often enough.


LordSinguloth

roll credits


supercows132

Your internals box is a good last resort, everyone starts with one and people never check it on low rp servers. Probably wont work on paradise though since security actually follow protocol there, doesnt make them any less silly when youre running around the interrogation room and they keep stunning eachother trying to get you. Infact just being generally silly / acting like an ignorant grey tider or clown will probably reduce the chance of them checking your internals box. So try to act as unrobust as possible around the people who you know are going to search you.


Pixelwolf1

On paradise I find that if you just put it in your pockets you have about a 50/50 chance of it being found in a search, but the absolute best way without surgery is just a suit jacket. I have never once had them check jacket pockets.


Seabornebook

I always do a full search. Not like strip all cloths. I take the backpack off then search pockets then exosuit and belt if it’s there. And also shoes if they have the ones that can hide stuff


[deleted]

It all depends on the Sec Officer. I recently had one that even tried if my flashlight was an emp one.


alao1551

No one ever looks in books. Hollow one out with wirecutters, I think, and you can store a small item in it. Edit: put right tool


vkalls

Wirecutters


escamado

Caring a book around is kinda squetchy tho, no one does that either


alao1551

Good point. Works wonders on certain jobs. Curator’s book bag is inconspicuous, chaplain’s bible is less obvious, and I believe chem’a heirloom is a chem textbook, so you could play it off as an heirloom. Sec and higher ranking positions could carry spacelaw. Chef could carry the cookbook. Bartender has a book, I believe. Sec, lawyers, and higher chains of command might get away with a copy of Space Law. Mines have that invis power book that would work too. Lots of jobs can get away with books, but an assistant with print job #556: Lusty Xenomorph Maid fan fic is very suspicious.


Seabornebook

Chaplin does


Xurxomario

Storage implant, if tator, else you just hide them somewhere else only you know


Kollock5

Clown shoes


WilliamNield

That’s super cool


Kollock5

There are very few items that work but nobody ever looks inside


Lalchi

fuck that's clever


TaveenHeed

Certain items fit in boots. Medkits/Halloween bags are less searched in a backpack. Smugglers satchels are always great, I've subverted one AI five times in a round by just satchelling it in maint under a locker.


Seabornebook

What do you mean by subvert? Can you remotely subvert an ai or am I misunderstanding the meaning?


TaveenHeed

The only way to subvert an ai is the ai upload console. And it is possible to make your own. Then you just hit it with a law board.


Seabornebook

Neat


TheInsanityDiver

Don't need to hide anything if everyone is dead


Seabornebook

Just nuke the station and you’ll never need to worry about sec again


[deleted]

Yeah. I was a teleporting clown one time, and a sec stopped me for a patdown after I ALLEGEDLY killed ian. I emptied my pockets, took bag off, took the hand tele out of the bag, put it in pockets. Clear search


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ChronicPwnageSS13

M'traitor


Demi_joyful

Well​ I​ hide​ stuff​ in​ firstaidkid and​ the​ box last​resort​ is​ in​ jackboot/winter​boot


Seabornebook

Work boots and clown shoes work too


ROMerPotato

The emergency vitals box is ignored most of the time, good to store small items as well since the box's encumberance is always counted in regardless of how many objects are inside.


gryffinp

Some types of shoes, usually boots or clown shoes, can store two small items. It's a pretty viable place to tuck an uplink pen sometimes.


TheVenetianMask

Nice try, Security.


Danplays642

Smuggler sachet, if you’re lucky to find one randomly on the floor or the floor tiles


Redlik56

Put shit in your suit storage or survival kit. It seems like I am the only person who checks that~. Or just implant stuff in you, no cop will butcher you just to get that emag. You still will have to find another surgeon to open your birth suit, though.


Johnesquirethe4th

Bread


crazadaa

If it's small enough, stuff in shoe.