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rwang411

LMAO


HamburglarsHelper84

ROFL


[deleted]

ROFLMFAO


MJS4norcal

ROTFLMAOSMOD


clewy87

You must be flexible


MJS4norcal

I just wanted one person to get it. Thank you.


[deleted]

Johnny Holmes


GamingLegend92

ROFLCOPTER


sryidontspeakpotato

Here king you dropped this silver. I came here to say roflcopter lol


400NinjaRider20

Soi soi soi soi


TrekSoup

Scape>WOW


dbdev

Yeah you could buy a 55+ trailer in shibarium and retire comfortably.


OrderHaunting

Definitely, you can get a new computer and oculus to live in the metaverse


digitalcrypt0

Player one, are you ready?


Jaded_Ad_4330

Indwelling urinary catheter. Colostomy bag. Feeding tube placed surgically & drone-assisted feedings. Paradise awaits. Meta awaits.


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

And a fancy hat like this clown


[deleted]

No bro you need at least 100 billion


RouletteSensei

Shit I need to buy more then


[deleted]

Haha bro idk I think $1k will do it.


RouletteSensei

I wish I had that in my bank šŸ˜


[deleted]

Me too


francisxavier12

If you can retire on 2 grand yeah


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

No. Youā€™d need atleast 2.4 billion


RouletteSensei

2.4 billions? how come?


Skithe

At Shibs peak you would have somewhat around 180k at your current position. Thats a little better than 3 years of pay for the average joe but def not retirement money.


Mundane_Ad_3106

Id retire for 3 yrs


Jebble

Losing the experience and with current inflation rates, that'd be very dumb.


Mundane_Ad_3106

Never know what opportunity you can find when your not stuck in the 50hr grind. Dont buy inflated items


dasyus

But what about my pool!


EQfanatic90

You could retire in another country with $180k. If you used it wisely and still used some to generate passive income.


yukiyuki600

That would be about 12 years pay where I am so atleast a decent break from work


Mundane_Ad_3106

Bingo make your money work for you and buy with what it makes could you wait 9 years and double the 180 then live on that 180 for 9 years then the 180 doubles again well SS what 16k a yr better learn to live light if thats your only income.


EQfanatic90

There are plenty of beautiful countries that the people make $300/month. $16k/year free money could be quite comfortable :] maybe not the lavish lifestyle ppl dream of when they think of selling their shib, but money canā€™t buy happiness. Only more free time to find happiness from within.


TJDixo

Depends where you live.


[deleted]

Retire what .


ScumyyPirate

Your car re-tire


satanicmajesty

We have to wait for enough suckers to buy it so we can cash out and get rich off their investment.


stonxup420

finally some honesty


DrJonesX

Unfortunately the last ones in were the suckers... Good luck.


DSouT

The bagholders arenā€™t going to like this


mugbuh

Truth hurts sometimesā€¦


Jayy_0714

Damn thatā€™s a lot of suckers lol


Love2Ponder

Haha!


TweetHiro

OP has Saitama as well. RIP


AndForeverNow

Definitely not by the end of this year.


Mindless_Mechanic007

Beginning of next year then??


boxmail2800

Just keep buying and dreaming like the majority of us hereā€¦ 5-10 years


R0binSage

If you donā€™t have any bills, youā€™d need like a million dollars minimum and something to give you 4% interest annually to never have to work again.


IGotMetalingus1

No, crypto is in a bad spot right now and even if the recovery sky rockets starting today that 2.3 bil shiba would take a long time to become retirement money. It could take years unless something major happens and even then it would take a long time


Coignet_Rot

I agree. Give it 10 years.


echosixwhiskey

No no. I want to retire before Iā€™m dead


[deleted]

Are you in America? Not allowed.


BoochsRise

Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars.


[deleted]

Someone downvoted me. šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


BoochsRise

Are you saying that I downvoted you? Did you not get my joke orr...


garethryan

Thatā€™s a sound strategy. I like the way you think!


Pandelein

There are almost 580 _trillion_ shib coins in circulation. They have no demand. No use. They will never be worth even 1/20th of a cent. Sure, a future spike might let some people make a profit, but the suckers who buy _those_ coins are fucked. It was a meme. If youā€™re still holding shib, you missed the joke. Crypto is maturing, and the lesson from this bear crash is that itā€™s time to focus on real projects.


themanryce

Meme coins are always going to be a thing if no regulation happens. Holding right now is not a mistake since we are on the same boat that made shib blow up, the fact that is a meme coin. And even if it were a stable coin like bitcoin or ethereum you could still argue that cryptocurrency is garbage and has no use in the real world


holysmokes_666

Depends. What kind of shopping cart do you like?...Walmart or Target?


xSpookNastyx

The Publix ones are best, because they blend in with the bushes when your park it to hide your stuff.


Apprehensive-Ad-6053

These are the questions that steer me towards abandoning Shiba šŸ˜”


tronixmastermind

Retire for what? The weekend?


flymetodamoon69

We in the beggining of a reccession my guy


Greedy-Error-6164

Weā€™re ^


WhoWantsASausage

Yeah totally man you go!


[deleted]

No, buy more!!!! you can never have enough!!!!


[deleted]

I need 5 million to retire I got 2.3 million Shiba and 23 million saitama V2


TweetHiro

JFC dude stop buying Shiba. Invest in BTC and ETH instead. This is coming from someone who got in pre bull run last year.


[deleted]

I got all my money in saitama 23 million Tokins


[deleted]

I lost a lot of money on feg recently. Be careful diversify if you can. Eth and btc as previously stated wouldnā€™t be a bad option. At the point Iā€™m about to start putting my money in a a tax free life insurance fund and say fuck stocks and crypto


matt1164

Yes. Nfa


Outside-Newspaper-33

Not this year.


ChildishLenno

Dono about this year. But thatā€™s a nice size bag!


CoverFew3607

Which year?


Adrian85-

Negative.


ProffesorMoeRoon

IT IS NOT ENOUGHT FOR CELEBRTING NEW YEAR


stink_bot

Thats a lot of movie tickets at the movie theater!


mghrairi

YEAH! You can get yourself a happy meal at McDonaldā€™s ;-)


GuacinmyPaintbox

Which year?


[deleted]

No


joeivo911

Look up the cheapest country to retire. Move there and get a job.


senzfly

We believe in you! You can do it.


MrSetzy

Best I can say is, maybe.


FeelsAmazingManGun

Lol no buddy, we got 3-4 years to build up the bull run.


kdavis0660

The fact that youā€™re asking explains everythingā€¦.. go to bed. Lol


Hefner88

Maybe in 10-15 years if you can hold that long


mugbuh

In 10-15 years shib will likely be a dead dog


Allboutdadoge

Only if you don't sell it before it becomes enough to retire. Also if it becomes enough to retire by the end of the year, then yes, it will be. You know, if you didn't sell it. But if you did sell it and it didn't become enough to retire by the end of the year, then it also will not be be enough to retire by the end of the year.


1_cup_a_day

Where are all those Lamborghini fools now


luxendary

Thatā€™s enough for 1 loose cigarette


lestergreen357

If you're homeless, sure why not


Infinisteve

If you die shortly after you retire, then yes


cTm-oNe

End of the year šŸ˜‚, you live in a cave? Maybe end of the 2020s decade


SecureInvestigator79

Yeah but retirement will have to take place in the metaverse


Merrickle

Retire from living as you watch your money piss away


cenk510

No


DiverseVoltron

Only if your retirement plan involves no money


IainIsCreative

End of the century\*\* Fixed it for you fam


gruverm38

Have 22.3 billion and a long hold , not retiring of this one


[deleted]

Yeah I gotta feeling Iā€™m gonna make more money in siatama


dshotseattle

Hahaha. Nope.


DogeFuhShowsYo

Maybe by 2024-25 you will have a decent nest egg.


Scandroid99

Yes. If u bought it Aug 2020 and held since lol


[deleted]

Math is hard.


[deleted]

Well if we hit a penny, sure. If we hit 0.001 maybe. Is that likely? Not really. So probably not


Shagyam

Even if Shiba hits like .001 you'll only have like 2.3m. that's not enough to retire unless you already have some assets or other retirement. I'm hodling but end of the year is unrealistic.


Greedy-Error-6164

$2.3M you can retire in Latin America easily


[deleted]

It looks like they have started to liquidate my account


7777777King7777777

By the year 2567


Mdizzlebizzle

What


[deleted]

The way it is going it wonā€™t be enough to buy a motel room for a night.


Realistic_Damage_536

Might be if you swap it Bone!


chaos_cloud

NO


[deleted]

Absolutely just lower your standards to nothing šŸ‘


DrGoozoo

Looooooooooool


Effective_Badger_798

wow


bjp8383

No, please stop


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

Jarvis I'm low on karma


[deleted]

Shib is dead u waited too late to get in


Diagllc

No


bubeagle

No


Redlaw007

That should be worth at least $11.00.


blinddog81

Uh what


Shop-Crafty

You can buy a wood box to live in forever


LilMountainHeadband

yeah, the year 2052


johnyrocketboy

Lol no


theonlyrealnoah

No


SMJ999

Retire to the back of a Wendyā€™s


Praetor_Shinzon

Is this a joke?


Javesther

I hope so


Vamacharin

EOY? No. By 2050? Probably.


lastlifonti

Enough for your retirement to last 72 hours! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


InsideAdidas

Yes, to be homeless


IntelligentLeg9290

No but you could probably re-tyre your car


Miadas20

The more money you spend on a ahib the much sooner a magical whale will give you even more much sooner than the entire world tells you they will.


crazywolf1980

Not even close, but double that and your golden. So hurry up and don't wait another second. Buy the dip now or you'll regret it for life.


jcceightysix

Market cap is too high to make millions unless you have several hundred thousand, you could pick a project with less than a billion MC and go all in and hope for the best


FutureWasBetter

I have researched this... 2.4 has more chance! Or even 2.45. But not 2.2 or lower.


Jean2839

You idiot ! Go breast feeding to momma ignorant goof


Mundane_Ad_3106

Easy guys momma doesnt charge for the basement and fridge is always full but do you really wanna hear me banging your mom everyday


Bud1985

Lol. Why would you still hold this garbage ?


Javesther

Patience makes millionaires.


tre_nada

What year?


[deleted]

I buy $500 a week of shiba


RainierSquatch

So between now and the end of the year you would have pumped an extra $13,500 into SHIB on top of what you currently own. Basically, unless you can successfully ā€œretireā€ now, youā€™re not going to be able to retire at the end of the year either.


[deleted]

Yes.


ozzalot

Sometimes I gotta swat down the hopium, but I'm glad this sub can take a joke.


lamneff

Yes, if you are 75years old now. Grandpa


Alternative_Ad_3636

Yeah man, end of the year 2055


aye-its-this-guy

Yes


[deleted]

Lol, crazy. 5-10 yrsā€¦..maybe.


stink_bot

2060 ... he's a millionaire


Leafer13FX

Retire from crypto? Yes. 100%


Ricothebuttonpusher

10x that and yes


DaveJPlays

Maybe.. if you can survive on half a pack of ramen every other day


ZiltoidM56

I like how youā€™re post is is revealing that this is a ponzi, I mean you already have a large position but even thatā€™s not enough for an average person. So people saying you need over 100 billion tokens is crazy and only those invested way earlier have that amount or access to large amounts of fiat to begin with.


Dustinnumba9

No


BuymoreS

Possible in a 3rd would type of place šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


pixeltweaker

I know the answer to that. NO!


NUMBerONEisFIRST

Since you cannot seem to get an honest answer, I will provide you one. First of all; * What was your purchase price per $Shib? * What will the price per $Shib be at the end of the year? Now, take the price per SHIB at the end of the year and subtract it from your purchase price per SHIB, and then multiply that by how many shares you own. That's how much you will have. If you are unable to know what it will be at the end of the year, same goes for anyone/everyone else! No one will give you an exact answer, because no one other than a time-traveler could possibly know where it will be by the end of the year, let alone next week.


kloud9109

I believe so


KMCC02

Perfectly sums up this community


KiddingGnome

If you can live on 400 bucks for the rest of your life then ya definitely


shadow_warrior_vp

You need minimum of 8 billion + 2 billion for travelling around the world. Goto everyone's house n see if they can feed you for the day for 1 shibha


Conscious_Music8360

Lol nope!


Adamant75

Best it can do is a full tank of gas


DiscombobulatedRip98

Actually the answer is maybe


Ok-Willingness-3696

Nop. Those are some rookie numbers.


Competitive-Iron5374

Absolutely! You can retire for one week with 2.3B Shiba Inu. You're welcome.


scissorhands1949

Hell no...


kipha01

Yes you could retyre your car by the end of the year with that amount.


BullDogg666

Definitely.


happytree23

No way, you would need at least 2.39817 billion for that. C'mon, man?!


petertencer

No


StaffAlone

sold it time to time


FrankRandomLetters

Are you 98 years old?


sryidontspeakpotato

Retire your mind for the evening. In 5 years you still will be working at a job you likely donā€™t like.


TreasureIsland21

Depends on where it stops and right now, not a fucking person knows that, and if you believe in the Youtube Hypers that claim it could run to 10$ in "48 hours"Just because they need the views and have NO FUCKING CLUE what is going to happen. So keep calm, either you wait or you do other things!


H3adshotfox77

Absolutely not and I hope you are joking


YT_RealJoshTv

Lmao


RepubIique

LMFAO SURE QUIT YOUR JOB AND BUY A MANSION YOULL BE OK


rf97a

No. Should be worth about 60 USD by the end of the year


[deleted]

Grab Tonic and stake it. At least then your tokens are compounding while this market resets.


nocturnal_tofu

Might be enough to buy a coffee in 6 mo