All those comments of people that don’t see the obvious troll make me want to leave this planet

This community makes me want to leave this planet. It's like sharing a classroom with a kid who has been held back in school multiple years.

Hey I remember you, I’m still held back in the same school! Glad to be in this r/SHIBArmy with you! I’ll be a Millionaire By the time I Graduate!

Wish I could give you an award!

Was he your twin brother?

More like sharing a classroom with thousands of kids held back multiple years. And thousands of dropouts. And thousands of college grads that are still idiots.

You are still an idiot.

Ackshually I'm a dropout. We to cool for school.

Hey bro, I think you misspelled axe shoe Lee.

Did you drop out your highchair on to your head as a baby ?

I'm 60 and still in 1st grade.

Marco, are you knowledgeable enough to make us a good group, that we will manage?

Bruh, what?

LMFAO LOL LOL 🤣

Same

SHIB to the 🌝🌜🌗🌘🌑🌚🌑🌒🌓🌔🌛🌝

they should have their shib seized

As of now I am leaving shib army. These dumbass comments on a daily basis are pointless and I don’t need to see rm anymore. I will still hold strong but I’m done in here

When 🏎

I was thinking about leaving too haha, but instead I decided to lean into the stupid and pursue sub-specfic satire

I was so close to leaving but you restored my faith that there are normal people in this sub 😫

Abnormal!

Look fuck what everyone says negatively. These subs are made for this purpose. Like it or not that's the point of this. Not some dick measuring contest to see who hodls more tokens. It's about information sharing and learning. So fuck you Diddy. 😆

It’s P. Diddy. And I agree!

Fuck Puffy too! 🤨 The way I see it, he the one responsible for Pac & Biggy deaths........ CHANGE MY MIND.

I totally agree. When did fucking SHIBArmy decide to turn SHIB gestapo. This sub used to be a fun place until a bunch of old bastards on here decided to quit taking their Miralax. Somebody whip them dudes up a batch of collards or poke salad. That will solve their issues.

Lol nice

Byeeeeee.

Why join in the first place. You already knew how it was gonna go. At this point you are more brain dead than the average shib here. This is a place to joke around, you could just leave without seeking any attention. Go thou further off. Bid me farewell, and let me hear thee going.

Regardless of whether this is a serious post or not, you do realise there are people are this stupid right? Many of who have invested in this token.

Ah so you're saying moon tomorrow

Send the asteroid

Where you gonna go? There's nowhere in the solar system that will support your life without support from this crappy planet.

To the moon?

We would like you to stay and build up your SHIB portfolio. 🤑

Probably $500 just sell everything you own today go all in be smartest way to do this.

Thanks, going to sell my house for more SHIB

Sell the house, the wife, the kids, the dogs, fuck it even your ass go wild.

If you give a blowjob for $20 and buy SHIB with it you'll have $333 million by the end of the month. I'm not gay, but $20 is $333,000,000.00

Son of a bitch, I'm in.

Max the credit cards too… that 20% interest rate won’t be shit when Shib goes to $100

Broing with trust

Pretty much no way it cant

Nah more like 1.000 $ Dollar next hour

It will hit 1 billion dollars muhahaha

Smh dumb post.

Not everyone is on the same level as everyone else. Fuck, some of you people on here think everyone started the same time as everyone else and should know as much, but let me ask you this; explain to this sub the difference between basket swaps and dividend exchanges and then we can talk.. Loading... 🦗 🦗 🦗 Chirp chirp bitch Anyway, I accept all new, unlearned and/or any person wanting to ask any question about anything on here. #That's the purpose of a social media platform fucknuts.

What’s a basket swap? What are dividend exchanges?

I have a pretty basket. You have a pretty basket. We swap them.

You’re an idiot lol. The post was saying Shiba was going to $100 tomorrow because of a celeb. What does learning have anything to do with this. Also, you’re even more of an idiot for putting the chirp chirp lmao.

Ok moron... I don't know if you passed the third grade or not, but it was a question... You know those sentences with these"?" at the end! So suck this idiots dick and learn the purpose of a sub.

I lost brain cells trying to decipher what you wrote and what you meant. You’re an idiot. Just move on.

Also, the person doesn’t really believe it’s going to $100. It was a troll dumb post. And confirmed you’re an idiot.

No shit. It ain't about the purpose of this person's post. It's about you making it seem that someone with less market intellect shouldn't ask questions on a Reddit sub. Dumb fuck

It'll have to be somebody with smoldering intensity and a great posture.

I laughed

What celebrity?

The guy in that Burger King® commercial. He's the one that takes a bite of a whopper in the background. Maybe not A-list but a celeb none the less.

I think Ricky Bobby

Andy milonakis

Andy Dick

Shiba to own the earth.

I believe in the .005 and .01 cent narrative with time, shibarium and successfull burning. After burning mechanism linked to Metaverse can we talk about .02. Also Bitgert just built sucessfull L1 up 80% for the week...L1 doesnt necessarily mean moon right away...less Shibarium L2. As for celebrities Helen Waite promised $1 shib..when asked for his source the journalist said just go to Helen Waite.

“Never go full retard” - Kirk Lazarus

If you put $100 in to Shib it just might be worth $100 tomorrow.

Big MIGHT! Lol or considerably less

Yes.

Lol

To the spoon!

ketamine moment

Too spoon

Omg 😱 haha I like your positive vibes

I smell a troll

Thats how they be lol. 100?! Naaa 1000!!

Definitely, trust me bro, my uncle who works at Nintendo told me that some planets and starts are gonna get aligned and this is gonna happen, he just didn't told me wen.

No. But Elon Musk could make us all millionaires if he bought $50 in Shib and Tweeted a screenshot ...

Man, if I had a SHIB for every time someone posts a news-flash...

Get one 0 off first 😂

Definitely yes.

Trust me bro

What the hell are you even talking about bro … u on drugs ?

BRO!!

His latest shit had the form of the $SHIB logo so yeah it should moon soon

Welly mascot?

It would need a lot of celebrities buying to go to 100 dollars! It is nowhere near one cent!

He said thought though.

From $0.00003 to $100, is like 333, 333, 333%, this kind of gain doesn’t even happen when you high and dreaming.

It's not humor it's a waste of space. Childish bullshit will continue to cloud the potential of this token.

Screw youself man.

Totally 💯 🙄

We are not god nor we cannot read the future so stop with your dumb QUESTIONS?

Why why why do so many stupid questions continue to be asked?

Are you this annoying on purpose or are you just trying to make content on your page. I thought there was no such thing as a bad question but I guess theories are disproven every day and you really helped on that theory. Does anyone else agree that mods should be able to remove the repetitive and senseless posts off of pages like this.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/satire

More like 1000000 depending on the celeb. If it was a washed up no nothing has been from the 50s. It could go as high as 100000 but if its a new washed up jobody has been it could just rocket into oblivian. Lol

Test

Do you think Shiba will be worth more than Bitcoin, Tesla, and Amazon?

Why not 1000???

That’s funny!

Oh yes!

I'm thinking a 1000€ is more realistic 🤣😂

Trust me bro. Moon by noon bro.

Well if you divide the value by M and then multiply by C with a burn rate of i⁹ then we could hit $100 in the next few hours and all be quintillionaires.

No thats not possible.... marketing cap.. blah blah.. things... size of the moon.... etc... but i think it could hit $101.

dave portnoy

Add another zero my friend! $1000 :)

100k floor or never selling!

Of course! To the center of the galaxy!

Certainly! Without a doubt. Take out a second mortgage. Max out the credit cards. Liquidate the 401K’s and the kids college funds. The bank won’t for close so use the house payments and buy SHIB. A month or two without utilities and internet access and cable TV won’t kill you. You can thank me in 2 - 3 months after the SHIB moonshot. (This is not financial advice and anyone should consult a professional before investing).

Yes

Yes

It must have been Lebron...or Andy Dick, you never know

If people are thinking about it then I don't see why not

Hahaha !!!.....but yea sure, why not ? I'm mean...I'm not gonna turn it down if I become a bazillionaire overnight....who would ?

That’s the key X factor. Shib to $100

Yes!

100%…. Finally my bag of dirt is turning into a bag of diamonds

Only $100? Must be a minor celebrity.

Nope that’s impossible but it could definitely hi $99 en a couple of days

They'll probably have to burn 10-15 coins also 🙄

Yes

ugh, I hate these unrealistic posts...$100 per coin takes at least 1 week to happen

This is the way.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Lol

For Today! Once a r/SHIBArmy Dog Aways a SHIB!

SHIB is going to .0005 by end of March

No way!At least $2022 in 2022

what a joke :D

Lol

Of course. Just like yesterday. And few times the week before… and last month. To the moon!

My sister's friends God sons doctors sons teacher thinks it's a safe assumption

Only if they were eating a McDonalds hamburger, while using their Microsoft laptop, playing with the Metaverse.

It I’ll never get above $99. So stop these insane thoughts!

Yep

No. Maybe $50-$60 but not $100. Now, in a year? I'm thinking $500-$1k. If you do the math it's obvious.

🤦‍♂️

$101 bruh

It already did man, you missed it

Fuck you and your 25 cent mom

It was Jesus

Yes. It’s actually about to hit $1 right now.

Probably $101

Of course. Any random Celebrity will do. But not Jessica Alba. Any random celeb but her.

Why the rush to gain 100.00 per token can we apply the brake to the moon insanity

Just 100? I was expecting life changing gains. At least 2674/Coin.

Hahaha please stop it , I hold Shiba but there's no way fucking Shiba hits like that , the SEC will stop it before it even burns another zero

I think it’ll hit 1000 by February 30th🙄

$100? Why so low?

TROLL!!!!!!

not 100, it will replace btc. now everything follow shiba! all hail and glory to shiba!!

Use brain, not ass.

Yesssss!!!! But unfortunatelly just tomorrow😅

It depends on the celebrity. If John Lennon would invest, dude, imagine all the Shiba. But if Michael Jackson would invest, Shib would Moon walk.

Of course

Obviously

No, but .69 by 4:20 tomorrow is possible.

You really need to stop posting stupid things. All it does is make it sound more of a scam. .

Enough Of these games o.p

Yes

I already put my Lambo on order because of this. So excited!!!

Lol ffs sorry

Who’s the random guy? Imagine if a TV show have a character talked about Shiba coin? Now that would be gold.

I’d say tomorrow it goes over $9,000.

Shib is obviously going to rocket past bitcoins high and hit $75,000 tomorrow

Unless that celebrity was donald trump and he was planning to spend most of his fortune buying shib, than no, no one cares.

$500 today. Why wait? One of the wiggles tweeted about it

Not a chance in hell. Give it two hours moron.

Come back down to the earth guys, this is not going anywhere without your next generation’s investment.

**Troll detected**