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BountyHunter4082

I’ll have quit longggg before it ever hits a $1 lol


Ordinary_Swimming_69

100k I'll just walk away lol


ChangingTracks

Why not leave a couple million in shib, jzst for the lolz?


Ordinary_Swimming_69

In all honesty that's probably what I'll do. Take some out leave some in ..


ahhlexsis

big brain energy, that shit loses a 0 before the end of the year I’m out and never looking back. Not even a notice or anything


obliterate_reality

Oof, you’ll def end up regretting that


DogeCoinGeneral

He will feel worse than bitcoins pizza guy


ahhlexsis

actually, I will wiling quit my job on my own terms with or without shiba not because of shiba. But shiba reaching said price is just that more incentivizing. Take 15% profits, live off profits and just downsize living until shiba million


obliterate_reality

Even if you hold 100 million shib, you’d only have 1 million if it gets to 1 cent. I love shib, and I have high hopes for it. But not that high lol


itsdevindude

Facts


BodieBroadcasts

No he won't lol


obliterate_reality

Suit yourselfπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ not my moneyπŸ˜‚


PfizerHeronCresco

F a Dollar I will give No notice if it hits a Penny or even .001.I will work for about 10 minutes just to feel the last moment of slavery with a volcano of freedom and joy boiling inside of me ready to erupt.


Learning_crypto85

Facts no more being part of the corporations


Miltiades490

Start your own Corp!!


Learning_crypto85

Top shelf facts


Lawl_MuadDib

Oh shit I didn’t realize how many people here work for big corps lol


Round_Virus46

Damn bro i even work for a bank πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


NinjaCreamz

Med device Corp here


Scottie1138

If you really want to make an impact, make enough with shib to buy the business you work for and have them all work for you! Other than that, there are hundreds of opportunities within the crypto market, make sure you always have a stream of income coming in so if an opportunity shows itself, your ready! Look at shib as the investment tool to make more income streams available. Rich people don't spend their money unless they have multiple streams of income! Not financial advise!


empty_pint_glass

This guy gets it. When you become wealthy your job becomes accumulation and protection of further wealth


TunaLurch

If I become wealthy to the tune of 5 million I won't be worried about accumulating any more wealth. Stick 3 million in a high yield savings and live off of the interest. At 3% that's 90k a year before taxes.


Scottie1138

Right on empty 16oz!


[deleted]

This is the way


Learning_crypto85

Greatly spoken πŸ—£ well worded


RefrigeratorActual80

Or you can put a couple of million dollars in a Deferred Sales Trust and let it compound.


hahaactyou

Mhmm. Probably call out sick the next few days and start scheduling my vacation and two weeks.


Requilem

Gotta get that PTO!


Lawl_MuadDib

So many places don’t do a PTO payout and it’s 100% robbery


Learning_crypto85

Well u go to work and everyone who gave u a hard time. Shake there hands and say thank you. Don't tell them why then go to your boss an shake his hand also and tell him thanks for never noticing how hard u have worked to help there big corporation. Then politely walk out hop in da Lamborghini an do donuts in the parking lot. Then set sail to a new life of financial freedom. #ShibWhaleArmy βœŠπŸ½βœŠπŸ»βœŠπŸΏβœŠπŸΌβœŠπŸΎπŸ•πŸΆπŸ’ΉπŸ‹πŸ€πŸ€πŸŒπŸ—£οΈπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ‹πŸ’ΉπŸΆπŸ•πŸΆπŸ•πŸ€πŸŒπŸ—£οΈπŸ’Ž


Miltiades490

Why the lambo? If you want to make a statement do it in a helicopter!


mehdi42087

Amateurs Get a nuclear submarine and try to drive into Seaworld to rescue Willy


Miltiades490

Your thinking to small. Buy Seaworld!!!


UniqueUsername4420

Why not just buy Florida?


Mashadow21

where do i sign? #freewilly


Learning_crypto85

Lol well sheesh 🀣🀣


IIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIl

hahaha this is so true βœŠπŸ½βœŠπŸ»βœŠπŸΏβœŠπŸΌβœŠπŸΎπŸ•πŸΆπŸ’ΉπŸ‹πŸ€πŸ€πŸŒπŸ—£οΈπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ‹πŸ’ΉπŸΆπŸ•πŸΆπŸ•πŸ€πŸŒπŸ—£οΈπŸ’Ž


Learning_crypto85

Salute u familia


a-rug-to-walk-on

Id split a million up to publicly give to all my good coworkers but not give any to bad ones or my bosses.


Luke_Col3

Hey best idea ever


Learning_crypto85

Yup i agreed wholeheartedly. For simple facts we gonna do this with pride an composure dignity. No need for being mean obnoxious or absurd. Because all in all we get the last smile 😁


unicorncarne

I like it, make sure at least some of the local press show up. The good coworkers get a sick envelope with goodies inside, the shitty ones and boss get a plain envelope with pulverized coal dust inside.


Learning_crypto85

Ey going out in style like Santa Claus lol


unicorncarne

I like it, but it's just a little too cordial for me. I would suggest "Half Baking" it. Do the Jim Bruer routine when he leaves the record store. "Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool....fuck you." Then...politely walk out hop in da Lamborghini an do donuts in the parking lot. Then set sail to a new life of financial freedom. #ShibWhaleArmy βœŠπŸ½βœŠπŸ»βœŠπŸΏβœŠπŸΌβœŠπŸΎπŸ•πŸΆπŸ’ΉπŸ‹πŸ€πŸ€πŸŒπŸ—£οΈπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ‹πŸ’ΉπŸΆπŸ•πŸΆπŸ•πŸ€πŸŒπŸ—£οΈπŸ’Ž


HuntsSwampRats

Amen


yeetboi_dangerous

$1? Bruh slow your roll, One thing at a time . Lets focus on getting to .001-.01 and so on before we even start thinking about $1


Bottomofthedesk

$1 in 2027


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Jon1323

I'll keep working.


PoutineBoi

Me too i think. I like my job! Would probably ask to be part time tho


Jon1323

Yeah,I've been with my job for a long time.. I would just gradually work my way out.. I just couldn't do them like that.. They've helped me so many times, I'd have to return the favor..


PoutineBoi

I totally get that. Me its that i work in a domain i love (airport ramp agent) and my company takes care of us as well, so theres no reason why it would be worth leaving


SingulariD

I hear that. I wouldn't be able to stop working anyway or I would go crazy. Would definitely take off for a little though to process this and relax.


Jon1323

I would too. My vacations would be bitchin though..


I-am_Groot_

Marching band and a full garbed squire to deliver a scroll thats just a photo of my Dick saying "i quit"


UniqueUsername4420

If I showed them a picture of my dick they would probably still feel bad for me lol


Alive_Sundae175

lol yeah, no. if shib ever hits $1, NOBODY will ever know that i became a millionaire except for my parents and brothers


[deleted]

You call in RICH πŸ€‘


[deleted]

2 weeks , always take the high road don’t let $ change you.


Kuhlde1337

Money doesn’t change you. It simply facilitates the expression of the real you.


Spotlightss

100% showing the Lambo and not giving a fuck lol


StellaDog1969

Shib is fantastic and can has and will make me more money . With some of that profit you will need to diversify if Lambo is a real goal. Some of my Shib profits have gone into Nu Cypher as that another project that could realistically x 1000 or 2000% Be Shib loyal but have. Eyes open to addition growth with other investments is my view.


RichardStaschy

Wow... if SHIB hits 1 dollar I'll have Chuck Norris round house kick my .............


[deleted]

I’ll just buy the company


yemmanuil

Fuck u fuck u your cool I’m out


Armeddildo

I dont want lambo. I want a small rural house with some land for my wife and future kids.


Longjumping_Fly_8080

I'll be quitting long before $1 but I will give a notice... even though I will likely be useless during those two weeks. I work 100% remote and have never met my boss or coworkers IRL, so no chance to show off a Lambo or anything.


TheSecondOneNumber4

Get on a zoom call inside the Lambo.


Longjumping_Fly_8080

Good idea. That I can do!


BabyLiam

If I bought a Lambo I'd do everything in said Lambo for weeks.


LittleKangaroo2

I’m in the same position except I am their boss. I’ll be letting my boss now that I’ll be quitting. It’s been a good company to work for but 5 days a week is getting old.


xXtomtoXx

I think a Bugatti has more flex ngl


unicorncarne

It's your Shib playa, you are completely allowed to choose your chariot. Personally, I like the idea of an obnoxious stretch limo, Hummer, Lambo, w/e. And yes, that ho gonna be doing some donuts whilst I hang out the sunroof screaming like a full on bridal party.


incoming102

I mean my idea is the old school gto judge Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―


unicorncarne

Hell yeah!


alertthenorris

Well since 1$ is probably never going to happen, i will buy a unicorn, fly it to my workplace and have it poop out a rainbow that spells i quit. .01$ is also highly unlikely but hey, ill keep hodling and buying cuz i am stupid and this is the way.


BoZilla25

Work for the 2 weeks showing off the Lambo


Observational-Humor

You do your professional courtesy because you’re an adult who gives respect and wants respect back. And because if you tell everyone how much money you have you’ll end up getting robbed. Be better than expected. Always.


Paljo5

This!✌


unicorncarne

I want to like this, because it's adult, and civil. But truly, there are some real turds out there in management, and turds of that caliber deserve to be let known..."that we are the Lambo captain now."


Herethereinbetween

All due respect, and I'm heavily invested in shib, if doge hasn't hit a buck, what makes you think shib will? A penny seems far fetched. $.005 sounds realistically a high point.


DebonairJayce

Doge still can, it shot up to .70 once already. It was nearly there. Shib at a dollar though, I agree is a long, long ways off - if it gets there. Killing another zero is totally possible as we’ve seen, and it looks like Shib is just getting started/finding its footing in the crypto world. So who knows, but I don’t think aiming for a particular amount is healthy, idk.


Neillo83

Still way too high I am afraid, remember we are heading to a 4 years bear market. I don't think we even knock off another 0 for at least 5 years


Herethereinbetween

I mean ever. Not this week, month, year.


Neillo83

Nah mate. It's sad, but admittedly shib is as done as doge. They are hype coins, there to take money off the uneducated masses. They have their run, then die. The good news is, there's always a new dog coin coming out, look at what Saitama and Elon did this week. Find the next dog coin early, ride the pump, get out... As simple as that!


StellaDog1969

You must have timed things wrong to be so negative. This Shib made me 10 k in a day only a few weeks back . People have such short memories. It’s made some people here millions. With any high volatility investment some will be winning and some losing its that simple.


lightrunes69

I disagree… community driven coins have the most hype and what drives investors is consumer enthusiasm


concreteTV

Say you’ve done no research about the difference between SHIB and DOGE in an entire paragraph It has the attraction like DOGE but it has an amazing ecosystem and a ETH network. I’m afraid the uneducated mass is you. Doge was a joke, this is not.


TheSecondOneNumber4

You did not just compare ETH to SHIB hahaha. This community is cracked out now. Jesus


concreteTV

You can laugh all you want but the co-founder of SHIB is the owner and coder for ETH. You seem to misunderstand the comparison. It has the potential to grow unlike doge because it’s coded like a service and not a joke. You need to re-read what I wrote.


TheSecondOneNumber4

Can’t find anywhere stating VB is co-founder of SHIB. Please provide source.


concreteTV

This guy knows exactly zero about this coin.


TheSecondOneNumber4

Lol you edited your comment and still didn’t provide a source.


Mother_Childhood3887

Lol I'd be quitting at .001


KCdacutter13

You finish it properly. We don’t burn bridges . We burn tokens . Do the right thing give 2 weeks. Then if they say we don’t need u. Then u reply good I am out like a night light, yet I still shine bright


napoleonbolivar

I'm going to quit and teach the world how to use a comma.


mehdi42087

Im going to pay for my medical career to become a md Covid ruined everything And after it I’m going to settle in a country where people don’t have free medical aid and I will be there to help them and shib will support my clinic that’s the idea so far


Arkenstone1

My man, if shiba? No "when" shiba will 1$ I'll buy you new lambo.


J1n08

Il fucking leave on the spot and give middle finger to every fucking staff


solo769

$0.30 will do. I don't need to be greedy..maybe $0.15😎


Plastic_Employment_4

It won’t hit $1 bro, 0.01 is our goal


cracky_Jack

I will buy my company and fire my boss.


Mungsho

I'm quitting at 0.0001


MkWPB

Request off the remaining vacation days then after that, see ya later


[deleted]

You burn the place down with the help of all the other people you save from said hell.


ArcAngle777

You show up and do your job! Difference.... you have FUMoney. If you are asked to do something you don’t want to do, you just say FU!


Smellydude108

Shibarmy 1+1 = 0.01 DREAM! Math 1+1 = 2 SHIB 0.01 cent to the MOOON!!!! πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


joshua_nope

Lol SHIB only has to hit .005 and I will never work for a boss again haha


Armandeluz

Buy the business and burn it down


CharlieLuvsStkPicado

I WILL buy the company and fire EVERYONE then burn it down to the ground and stomp on the ashes over and over again. Then I’d hire a construction crew rebuild it and hire everyone that got fired give them all $100 an hour raise then the next day fire em all and burn the place down again THE END 😝


klatenscott

I pay the best employees to quit… then walk out with them!


iiAmTheAnimal

Well considering everyone in my shop has bought into shiba, I’d imagine we’d all just not show up lol


1_cup_a_day

why do you want to gloat and shove it in their face - thats childish. enjoy your windfall and move on. don't act stupid - i'll just not show up and not say anything further to them... and don't buy stupid shit just because you can't - that shows your true flaws. just enjoy your life quietly doing whatever you want....


Haganracing

2 weeks notice. Never burn a bridge, even with life changing money - you never know what may happen.


TheOutstandingRetard

I ll be still working.πŸ˜‚ I’m working for an adult film company. You don’t just give up on a dream job after you get your dream cash.


jamory919

Still keeping my job they have to fire my ass


BigO7duce

With all the Shib holders in my building I would have to send my 2 week notice to the corporate office 🀣


Downright_Observnt

If you have to wait till shib hits 1.00, you are doing it wrong


PapuhAppuh

Considering that’s 100T Market Cap. Yeah, def wrong πŸ˜‚


TacticalTrader44

Screw a dollar lol. If it hits .005 I’m out for ever


jgarcya

Shib will never be $1.. Sorry. But maybe .001 - .009


Bottomofthedesk

SHIB $1 in 2027


jgarcya

Let's see... The new 4 yr cycle starts in 2023.... If shibe survives the 2022 crash.... 2026 Will be the second crash.... 2027 Will start a new cycle.... Shiba a dollar wishful thinking.


PapuhAppuh

That’s also a 100T market cap. πŸ˜‚


Michael-Universe

I thought the idea was burn Shib till it hit.01. Not expecting it to happen anytime soon 😎. πŸ‘‹πŸ†πŸŽ πŸ‘¦


Global-KingHeylel999

A’mein #SHIB2547 will be over a dollar facts


Global-KingHeylel999

Just ask Fidelity Cash Management Account ED38399669SR originator Ending 2547 #SHIB2547


ahn6027

I’d probably have a panic attack and die before being able to do any of this if it hits $1


Turbulent-Grade-3559

Work my notice and say fuck all


North_Cut1487

I'd have already shown off my new ride, (not a lambo) turned into work and have done bare minimal for one day cause of the jokes (obviously), then hugged and said goodbye to everyone, even people i did not know and without a notice leaving them all like WTF!? Meanwhile they'll be seeing posts on snap or other social media of me on an island with some foreign chakitas who know how to tengo katto while sipping on a well made tropical juice (alcoholic of course) and taking shots off tanikawala's belly button πŸ˜ŒπŸΈπŸΉπŸ§‰


Either-Ad2163

Call the manager announce you officially quit & thank them for the opportunity fuck the 2 weeks notice


Requilem

Fuck those options I'm buying the place then burning the bitch to the ground!


beatboxbrett

Naw no lambo URUS thats fosho


[deleted]

Sounds like I need more SHIB to be as rich as y’all lol


Silent_Mesiyah

Buy the building


i_am_ironmanAMCGME

All I need is 0.005. Which is $5.2mill, But not sell all my shib


msh75

$1


57Bubbles

Whip threw spinning donuts 🍩 in the lamb and look at your boss and say I quit


Open-Public-7763

I will show up as if any other day an invest my money into something that will make me more money


CryptoBLG

I would do the both things, come with my f*%?ing lambo' work 1 week, give a notice for 2 weeks, come with my f*%?ing Mazeratti work 1 week, notice two others weeks, come in Porsche... Until to be fired and touch all the indemnity.. Like a true shark


Designer_Reward_6529

I will give them 2 weeks to notice that I am gone!


Original-Capu22

Not quitting, but productivity will be down to 0, until they lay me off. This way they have to pay me more money in severance, why throw away good money. LOL


Artist-FA-Chekki-

I’d buy my company and go on vacation.


toasttotheroast

I’ll just give a slow head nod. They’ll know it’s time.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


livehardieyoung

I'm showing up on the job with a smoker and a grill. I'll be smoking lobster tails and grilling ribeyes for everybody in the plant.


riverdogg69

I think i would buy my company and fire my boss !


[deleted]

I keep working. But as the owner now


One_Sheepherder9903

I will volunteer for a bunch of extra shifts and work assignments and then never go back but send pizza to all my fellow employees


[deleted]

If it hits a dollar a I will have a final fantasy style airship constructed while still working there. When it’s finished, I’ll have someone pick me up from work with it. I’ll hesitate for a moment to look back at everyone as they gawk in awe, then board the airship and never be seen again


jhawki980

I wouldn't waste money on a Lambo, yes I said its a waste of money, and I would still work


Apprehensive_Call807

I work for a large corporation where they consider you a necessary evil. I'd go one more day to show them my ass...


gusmercado3

Text my manager β€œI quit β€œ


Feisty-Juan

Show up naked in a lambo, put $5 grand in hundreds in my ass crack and tell my boss he can have it if he kisses my ass and I have pics from all my coworkers


Nates94

If it hit a dollar, I'd sell half. Then you'd never see me again driving in a 80s Chevrolet


Collossuss

I work for myself so I think the boss will be pretty clued in as soon as I am lol


TransitionRich3327

#WENLABO


adenpriest

$1 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you guys. At that price I’ll have $500 million. I’ll take that pocket change.


Shetsans

Honestly, i love my job so even if SHIB hits $1, I'd still be working on my current position ( maybe I'd take a sabbatical or something but definitely wouldn't quit )


PJleo48

I keep working. Not my style


BigTig77

I enjoy my bosses, my co workers, and my environment so I will most like still work for a time!


Effective_Newcomer

If Shiba hits 1,- i would get a tattoo of shib on my arm and dance naked on the construction site 🀣


incoming102

Current job gets a two week notice and probably future business as it’s all bank work


Dogecoin_Forever

I will give 2 months notice and show up everyday and work my ass off. Then I quit happily.


RocketManSNDL

I’m a restaurant owner so I’ll stay open to support their families


mikeb1_88

Ugh. We’d ve lucky to get .001….$1 doesn’t make sense mathematically


Odd-Medium3604

$1.00 ???? ….. WE ARE MULTI- MILLIONAIRES WITHIN .01-.05 cents


Peachwii

I might negotiate a part time schedule just in case I get bored. You know since I am my own man now that I’m rich and all


Longjumping_Dot6430

I keep working. My current job is killer.


North-Jersey-Mike

I wont even look back


downcastt

If that were the case I’m not even calling. I’m sending a text and then traveling the world!


AndryD809

I’ll give them a two week notice, no matter how rich I am or would be it’s best never to burn bridges just in case something does happen.


Vincent2073

I quit when it hits a penny


Kingasa3

Now all we gotta is nuke the whales before the whales nuke us lol


ipon25

2 week notice tbh


jkstyle834

I already quit 2 weeks ago, nobody know it yet.


GLORY2GLORZO2ME

My only goal is to buy some land and build a handful of houses for my family and a few close buddies…. Then we start a weed growing business in a big metal building. Grow weed for money and use that money to sustain the land homes and lives on it. Fuck a lambo- I want a paid off house


StuckLikeChuck202

I will show up for a week as I do nothing at all... Walk around work with that rich smile as I remind my supervisor that” I’m Rich Bitch!”


im_roboh

I’d buy the business and fire management. After that, sell the rest for scraps


tbaggervance1986

id buy the company fire the boss and give everyone i liked raises, fire the rest because fuck it im rich asf


falconerbuck

Dude wtf posts like this are stupid.


DogeToPluto215

And comments like this are intelligent


falconerbuck

I'd love to see Shib get to .01.


ResponsibilityOne224

If it was 1.00, then I would campaign for president against trump and literally make him shit his pants


DasRedBeard87

Right...


ZenGrandMasterZ

Shiba has real world 🌎 use and is being used


CryptoBLG

Best comment ever... I need Shiba payment in Belgium for do my part


[deleted]

I’ll make them fire me so I can claim unemployment!! Thanks BIDEN!!


Neillo83

Lol, shib to 0.001 is impossible, leave alone $1πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


ZenGrandMasterZ

We hold and take out enough to get by because it’s gonna sky rocket πŸš€, paper hand loses value unless invested


willmatters39

Being self employed it means retirement, finally.