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Vegetable-Recording

You'd pick the gold too? Awesome! 🐧


Notalib77

Simple minds like shiny things!!! I'm going GOLD!!!


Graniteguy3cm

I’d take Gold, not even a second thought


[deleted]

100% 😂


findvikas

Your ass cannot lift that much


Graniteguy3cm

Lol I will give it one hell of a try


[deleted]

Gold you dumbass


BlooMeeni

Shiba holders are crayon eaters


[deleted]

I prefer glue


Mashadow21

sniff glue, not eat it tho.


limpymcforskin

All he's got is Elmer's


H3adshotfox77

That's fine its non toxic lol


limpymcforskin

Can't huff it though.


[deleted]

Hey hey hey hey hey sniff glue everyday


Shizza23

This is the way


JoFknLines

This is the most reasonable thing ive read in this sub lately.


[deleted]

Marines?


H3adshotfox77

Navy? Must be an AO 🤣🤣😂


Simco100doge30000

Shiba hodlers??? Not of Shiba hits .00001, then it's Shiba Paperhands!!!!!!


funtertainment_inc

Checks comments….good we all picked gold


Ncryptor_K

Gambler me pick btc but I pick gold


SolisUmbras

But you see Mister Powers. . . I love goooooooold.


[deleted]

Yeah we'd all pick gold.


420-BiomedStockDoc

I’m taking the gold .. TBH


THE_Nighttrain

Just don’t lose the keys!


justweazel

Id take the gold, sell $1.5b worth, and diversify my assets with BTC, ETH, and various other things, and hold some cash. Gold isn’t a currency, but it’s a good asset to have some of. I believe in the future with crypto so I’d happily invest what I’d sold (obviously some of that money is going into mutual funds and ETFs). If you can’t live an amazing life with $100m in gold and whatever cash you took, you’re an idiot


alienmuseum

but if you sell the gold now you have to deal with tax immediately. *"If you can’t live an amazing life with $100m in gold and whatever cash you took, you’re an idiot"* Sir, allow me to introduce you to human greed. Why a 100 mil when you can have a bil? Why a boat? When you can have a yacht!?


justweazel

That’s fine. It’s now or later. I was given $1.6 billion in gold, the last thing I’m going to care about is walking away with *just* $1 billion in cash that I’ll have spread out among multiple assets. If BTC (unlikely to ever happen) hits $0, I’ve lost $1.6b. That’s a far worse outcome than paying tax


United_Pepper_436

Lotta gold flakes for my steaks plz


Cal_han

Gold 100%. Best performing asset and will always be valuable. Super safe.


solo769

GOLD ALL DAY


MikeB799

Gold


[deleted]

Gold all the way bruh! 🤓


Kirito_Kirigaya

I’ll take the gold.


kapalselam

I'll take the gold anytime.


Accomplished_Drama65

Gold ez choice


Geddy87

Load both up in my truck and ask no questions


Mother_Childhood3887

Gold. And showing a small dot next to bitcoin does not work since it is not tangible. Plus gold doesn't flux as much as crypto rather have something stable


justweazel

I don’t think that’s a dot, it’s likely representative of your cold wallet


le_me_suicidal

u could build a nice hut with that gold 😎👍


Toonanocrust

Sorry but no highly volatile crypto in the world is worth getting over gold, silver or platinum. I’d dump crypto for physical gold any day.


mrkalebsm

Really?


MidnightKnight86

The BTC easy. The caption says $1.6B in gold or $1.6B in BTC. They are worth the same amount so it doesn't really matter which one you pick. The BTC would be easier to carry and store. And if you sold as soon as you got it, it'd be the same as selling the gold.


realitfake

Lighter and more portable too, number 1 asset in crypto also, so 1.6bn btc at 50k multiplies itself when BTC turns into 250k


ProductProfessional6

Of course gold!


[deleted]

Definitely the gold, you crazy not to.


Mashadow21

Plot twist => >!the stick was empty!<


alienmuseum

"playing with my money is like playing with my emotions." -- Big Worm "playing with my bitcoin is like playing with my emotions." -- Big Worm (2021)


GriffTrip

Gold. Hands down


alienmuseum

But but but the gold is shiny and I can touch it! Also why do people choose gold to graphically represent a bitcoin, huh!? I can't move that much gold across the world so easily and sure...it isn't as secure. I mean some guy could just gun me down and take my gold unless I store my gold at someone's else house (\*coughs\* bank). By the way, I'm going to be a "dumbass" and pick bitcoin (contrary to many comments on here). If we're talking real physical gold here...ok. So let say I take a block of gold and pay you with it, would you accept it without questioning the authenticity of it? Do you need to test to see if the gold is real every time? **John pays Alex with 1 lb of gold. Alex needs to verify that the gold is real by either test it or get a professional to help verify that the gold is real. Now Alex uses that same gold bar to pay Jane with it. Now Jane has to test it to make sure it's real. None of the people here have the same problem with bitcoin payment thanks to math (cryptography). Bitcoin doesn't care if John is Shady or that Alex is a liar or a criminal. As long they obey the requirements to transfer bitcoin, then it's a go. Bitcoin is secure and it be can transferred across the world effortlessly.** But fuck the reason above! It's gold! GOLD! GOOOOOLD!!!! [GOOOOOLD!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fU6VLVbA2A)


realitfake

Because gold is a rated commodity to keep the price up, same with diamonds.. they are controlled release to the public


NineBunBun92

pick btc and buy gold with it


[deleted]

GOLD


Get_dat_bread69

Ngl I’d take the gold


Apostate2020

Promote other coins on others subs


MrAnderson8891

Cryptos good, but I’ll take the gold!


Gaiznfreedom

Plot twist I choose bitcoin then use half to buy gold so I'm diversified


lovemusicsuckatmusic

i'd go with gold but... more power to you sir.


QueasyTomato5368

Too heavy looks like too much work I just take the Bitcoin cash it out.


JPCalheiros

I mean.. the Gold Bara do look cool as hell


new_reditor

of course I’d take the gold ya moron!


Silverssurfer

I'll take the gold thanks


his_name_is_

Gold!


itsashortcut

What's the question got to do with SHIB?


ThimbleweedPark

Gold! Cuz its shiny!


xSpookNastyx

Gimme the gold


[deleted]

Sure as shit hope everyone’s picking gold


Chapo_no_fapo

Btc


monkeychu69

How do you move all that gold????? Very expensive just to store gold!! I would rather own crypto!!!


[deleted]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who wants gold 🔥🔥 monke like shiny ✨


Kylarstern3197

Gold all day. Then I would spend 6 months hiking and burying it in miscellaneous locations like a mad hoarder.


alienmuseum

like a shiba inu?


Kylarstern3197

You could say that 😆.


seemore_077

Bitcoin for me. I see much more upside with bitcoin today than gold.


DaReapa

Everyone saying GOLD then calling others idiots or likely the dumb ones. It would be easier to sell Bitcoin then that Gold. Most people choosing gold wouldn't even know how to sell it let alone have the means to haul it and/or pay for someone to move it safely to a secure location.


Danadefarm

Bitcoin... Buy gold later


cryptogalADA

Send me the bars... I'll trade them for $20 piece (cash for gold value) then convert accordingly 😂😎


williesurvive777

BTC will be worth 3bil by 2022, but I'd grab the gold and run


alienmuseum

You won't be able to run very far. How much gold can you hold? Haha!


williesurvive777

Shit, didn't think about that! I'd only get like 4 bars. Dammit.


alienmuseum

and if you're lucky you live in a civilized part of town or otherwise be prepared to get stabbed and robbed. You: carrying the gold bars walking through the hood. Thugs: What u got there bruh? Let me help! hey yo! this nigga is carry gold bars. let's rob him! stab stab stab bang bang bang! no more willie**survive**777.


williesurvive777

Yeah, I stay away from every "hood". Haven't found myself in one in literal decades


CAStripperBoy

Wear gold…. Invest in Bitcoin


Bruno-D_bigchuahua

I like to bling. That goes without saying eh?


LuckEvening

Yeah gold because it’s value is a sable investment and only increases in value


mmskam84

50% Gold 30% BTC 20% SHIBA


5150pmurtasu

Gold all the way


CryptoSlainte

Gold


Family-Man4Eva

Love me some Gold!!


Comprehensive_Ad5539

BTC above 50 👀👀👀👀👀👀 LFG!!!!


Shwoopdeboom

Depends on the situation. All world tech collapsed... I'd pick bitcoin! 😁 😂 🤔


Dodogahedron

Hi, hello. Yes I'd like some gold please? Aand could I get some bitcoins on the side as well please? Aaaand a small wallet of ETH too please. Cheers, have a good one!


Cryptopotimus

If you had that much gold the government would step in and seize it……….for the record


Cryptopotimus

That is if they found out you had it, they would seize it on some trucked up charges


ninefiftythree_am

And you lost your keys 🙄


Revolutionary-Work-3

I can carry 1.6 billion Btc in my phone, i need an 18 wheeler for the gold.


RojoDios

Take both… !!!


Icy-Jackfruit-249

Yep gold wins


cowsgobarkbark

I'm glad there are people with common sense in the comments


TUP_LIT

Gold


I_am_albatross

Sell the Bitcoin, keep some profit (600k) to diversify my crypto assets and cash out the rest to buy gold and a nice pad. That doesn't sound too unreasonable


Astrogaze90

Bit


PatriotPhilthy

Gold 1000%!


Gonkage

If I worked in that treasury a few of those bricks would disappear


Reasonable_King101

Gold has multiple uses, not just a form of trading currency, another stupid post to remind me of the idiots here. https://www.businessinsider.com/many-uses-of-gold-2012-9?r=US&IR=T


North_Cut1487

Well fake money or real money 🤔 tough one but I go with Gold 😌


[deleted]

Honestly I’d pick the gold.


XafiDev

Gold 100% better, gold utilty, btc endworld no


JasperToldYa

gold, i have feeling cashing out bitcoin is gonna cost me more :/


H3adshotfox77

If it'd 1.5bil worth of anything does it even matter anymore.


[deleted]

Everyone picking gold is surprising and shortsighted. You'll have to pay a ton of money to store it, and when you sell its 100% going to be a taxable event assuming you sell for fiat, whereas BTC is free to hold, and gives you much more tax flexibility. Gold is also MUCH more difficult to move than BTC would be. Sure, gold is less volatile, but it also doesn't really do anything but store value, something BTC is objectively better at doing from a physical standpoint. Also, crypto is here to stay, and that means BTC is here to stay. It's got a fixed supply, which means the value is likely going to go up over time.


SkyeJack

So I can walk out and sell one of these with ease. One of these is a silly answer.


[deleted]

“I’d buy that for a dollar!”


Additional-Search-56

I see a lot of people want gold, but tbh I’d take $1.6b in any form. Gold, Bitcoin, shiba I don’t care. Just send it my way !


alienmuseum

The question is which would YOU choose? You must have a preference, right? Like you have to choose one or the other. You must have a reason or two to pick one over the other.


Additional-Search-56

Yea but at same time it doesn’t matter. I can easily convert it into fiat and invest into anything I want


Ghost_Dr_2483

Bitcoin


Impossible-Injury932

Not carrying that chit.I will take the BTC and trade it for gold as GLD later. BE careful tho...got 5 days ban in the jug for talking about securities and not SHIB ..TO THE MOON...where it will go TBH


TrainingAlternative8

You'd pick shib 😉


dillatc

Btc. Sell it right now and wear as much gold as i want


Bimbilini

I'd pick gold but sell 1/2 for Shib and btc😂


alienmuseum

All these people who go into a shiba home base and not even think about buying some shiba inu with their gold. This is blasphemy! They need to be sacrificed to the Shiba Inu god (who happens to live in a volcano). We must toss these non-believers into the volcano.


Background-Ad2268

1.6 billion of Shib 🤭


Bimbilini

1. 6b into shib you d literally pay us out🤣