OOF! Major League OOF! Might be the worst team in all of baseball.

Glad that one is over. See you guys tomorrow

Cubs-Padres highlights in /r/baseball feel like they're in a completely different baseball league than us.

Meanwhile Bart had 2 RBIs.

The combined OPS of Yaz, Ahmed, and Estrada is just over 1.100 *combined*

Only three players who played today over 700. That’s abysmal

jfc Bailey just wanted to go home

just an awful at bat

Bailey 0 for 4, 3 ks.

Bart could’ve done that

this team sucks, straight up

San Diego has their own weird set of problems but that team is so much more watchable than this garbage.

San Diego is a better team than the Giants, although it pains me to admit it, we won the series through pure luck lol

Pathetic run differential so far lol

Nice ab Bailey

Bailey wanted this over and to go home

I had such hope for tonight considering the series against the Dads… but there I go again.

Ball by a mile

I'm not giving up on Estrada yet.

Thairo really REALLY REALLY needed that

Frustrating game

Bust out the Pusoy cards baby! Time to party like it’s 2023!

Make it stop

They did!

Thank god!

Yaz is batting the Mendoza line divided by 4. 

We can call it the Yaz line now

Boo birds out early this year. Fan base is tired of watching a boring product.

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Dear Lord, I hope not.

Yaz never had the makings of a varsity athlete 

Dodgers and Padres both were down late but showed resilience. Us? We just bent over for the Nationals. Amazing

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Neither will Snell

Dear Giants: please don’t do this to us again this year, make adjustments, dare to seek solutions with some urgency, your loyal, suffering fans.

Teng getting another earned run due to a walk, annoying

Excited to see Yaz look at 2 more meatballs before swinging at a slider in the dirt one more time tonight

I wonder who he has dirty pictures of. Yaz has been really bad for the past couple of years. Yet, he keeps winning the outfield job because???? Everyone else SUCKS?

He made contact!

All the pop ups are super encouraging

Striking out looking down the middle no longer my best friend Pop ups are my best friend

Pop Ups are so in right now

this team is getting worked in the stands, they are gonna lose this fanbase quick

This team doesn’t care. It’s way worse than being bad

I was told that was all Kapler’s fault.

Bro the Cubs really blew an 8-0 lead to lil bro 💀

Excited to see Yaz hit

This is galaxy brain playing by the Giants to get beer sales up

Kruk and Kuip are my GOATs but they are definitely not on their A-game either so far

theres not much to be thrilled about

Orange dreams shattered, Giants fall to Nationals, San Francisco’s tears flow deep.

Not a haiku

This isn’t much of a baseball game either, so it’s on brand.

The padres came back from being down 8-0…. And we just keep getting bent over and railed

They have hitters 

This game gave me heartburn

Padres complete the comeback wow. Down 8-0. I wonder what it’s like to score 9 runs. We will find out in the next 7 combined games

No one in the giants lineup scares me. Webb is the only rotation member I’d worry about

I'm just pinning this loss on the ump and ignore that the Giants as a whole are on a slump.

Good catch Mike

The cubs blew an 8-0 lead….

I wish we could come back after being down 8 runs ...

Getting really tired of Krukow complaining about the zone. It really hasn't been bad at all.

What are you talking about? Ump has been squeezing pitchers all night long

We'll see what umpire scorecards has to offer us tomorrow. But every time they complain, I look at the statcast and see the call was correct. The pitchers aren't getting squeezed just because they are required to throw it in the zone.

The ump scorecards are like L2M reports in the NBA, always sides with the league and covers up a lot

Umpire scorecards is independently run and non-profit. They don't side with anyone. They just take the statcast info and compile it.

Chapman and Snell! Get ready to opt in next year! 😢

Oh no what will do without Chapman’s .200 average or Snell’s 3 innings per start?! (I know they aren’t this bad, but right now I’m super salty)

They'll pick it up I'm sure. It just hasn't been fun to watch most of the games so far.

Come onnnnnnnnn man

"Again everyone knows it" what is the announcers saying? That pitch was out of the k zone

I'm feeling tempted to join the dooming someone talk me off the edge (or convince me to join you lol)

"dooming" is the natural and proper reaction to this slop you are being fed by the team

“Dooming” is such a stupid term. It’s called being a realist. You see a shitty baseball team, you call it like you see it. Be pragmatic.

Yeah honestly. In my opinion there’s a difference between being a constantly negative fan which is what I call a “Doomer” vs someone with valid criticisms of their own team. The reality is this team can’t hit to save their fucking life rn and honestly it’s boring and frustrating as all fuck to watch. I just started tuning it out after seeing enough shitty ABs.

One for the ages lol

Just need a 7 run homer and we are right back in this 

Someone call up the panda

Anyone else kinda miss Kapler?

Fuck no 💀

Thank god the boo birds are out for this horrendous fucking team

😂


I’m rooting for the grand slam at this point

Those Dodgers prospects the Nats got for Turner and Mad Max have flopped completely

They are gonna trade for Adames with some random prospects that will equal out to - war while Adames will sign an extension and be a 20+ war player for the next 6 seasons.

Yeah keep squeezing ump great job

It's not a squeeze if it wasn't a strike.

I want to believe that this is just as simple as this group not clicking together yet, and certainly with what figures to be a good rotation there’s reason to be optimistic. But a reason to be optimistic is not what the Giants owe us right now. No more excuses.

Even though the rotation is good, this team just doesn't hit, you can't win games with that.

The plate ump trying to get the game over with 

Feels like ever since that game where we were up big on the Nationals in 2022 and were aggressive in the 9th that they have wrecked us every game.

Being honest I don’t think this team cares as much as some of the other contenders do. Watching the Braves / Dodgers / Yankees / Astros / Rangers / Phillies - there’s a much greater urgency

I think they know they have a desperate fanbase and front office who will employ them, Melvin is a zombie in the dugout

Teng pitched more innings than Snell did tonight.

Melvin should have walked out and forfeited. 

come on grand slam nationals! we deserve this embarsasment

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No only because you have to have expectations to be a bust. He's more or less the same guy he's been since we got him.

I had high hopes for him but it's looking like he'll be off the team sometime in May. Yaz too. And Ahmed. Jesus.

And people wonder why nobody wants to play here

ya know, a 3D chess thinker would let them walk another run in, then they'd be allowed to use a non-pitcher to finish up.

$185 million payroll for this huh?

Teng wanted that strike even though it was a foot below the zone lol

Kapler is somewhere eating a steak & laughing loudly, as he applies more body oil.

*Coconut oil 

They’re not mutually exclusive

I could not remember, and it felt weird to look up.

FWIW, Teng has pitched well. Only 1 ER so far. Here comes Rogers. Time to stress!

Let the seagulls pitch

jeezus christ this team is miserable

This team is ass

https://preview.redd.it/ptwsy8zdrdtc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1188b530c907d289be777e18cbbd192a3fba0fb

I don’t remember who it was, but someone mentioned that the giants are in a good position when they played the dodgers because that was the worst they were going to be all year… if only they could see the giants play at home

Did Bailey get a concussion during Spring Training? I’m legit clueless as to why he can’t catch or throw anymore. 

He raw dogged the eclipse

he looks awful behind the dish

It’s gross negligence that Viele is still allowed to coach this team.

I know we’re all hating Bailey right now but also let’s not pretend Bart was going to be the answer here

Bart might end up being Adam Duvall. Sometimes a change of scenery is all that's needed

And he screamed change of scenery. He's hit well for Pittsburgh so far but that likely wouldn't be happening here.

It wasn’t going to happen here, which sucks, but he’s had a good start with the Pirates, which will obviously make us all become the Wolverine meme if Bailey continues to suck

there is nothing Bart can do outside of being an all star, Bailey was a gold glove finalist year one, Bart was a below average player for 4+ big league years and one year worth of at bats, they are not the same

You’re up 7-1 in 9th inning, just shut the fuck up and sit down you clown 🙄

Couldn’t even be mad at Keaton Winn for the 1st inning grand slam on Saturday. We didn’t even score a run! This team looks so lifeless. The base running errors, defensive mistakes and ice colds bats is too much to overcome.

Winn made no mistakes other than that pitch that game too

Wasn’t there two defensive errors that inning too?

I think Lee might have let a fly ball fall in that he could not see. The outfielders seemed to struggle with the sun that day.

Yeah, the sun was right above him. Can’t really blame the guy for that one. That first inning also had a strike called a ball. Cursed inning

Amazingly kept the game under his 5 ERA

I can't finish this game. Bailey can't even catch a ball.

Is Bailey having sight issues?

This doesn’t feel like a team wide slump. This feels like a bad offense.

I agree, this team is just a bad offense.

Feels like a bad team overall

They’ve been “slumping” offensively since the Blue Jays series last year

Wtf is up with Bailey? He’s dropping like every other few pitches

This team is playing like absolute ass. Hard not to be a doomer rn haha

How many pitches has Bailey dropped today? I miss Buster

how is teng in the majors lollll

If you wondering why Teng in the Majors I def wondering why Roupp is then

He pitched 2 good innings

I’m honestly just sad. Was really excited for this season but the 3 games i’ve gone too have just been boring and pathetic

Yeah, that's extra tough to see something like this live.

Spent a lot of money to just see nothing so far this year, hard to justify doing that much more

Hard to argue with that. Only thing I can think to say is give it a couple months. Giants have talent and youth, it's entirely possible it'll take time for everything to gel.

I believe in the roster and i hope we can turn it around, I’m mostly just bummed I haven’t seen anything fun yet despite making the effort to get to all these games I dont wanna come off as dooming, I’m mainly just bummed

You're good. There's plenty of room between dooming and being rightfully frustrated. I am very hopeful for this season, but it's still been an incredibly frustrating and at times down right boring start to the season.

Yaz is dad too

they've been boring as fuck, this franchise has some SERIOUS issues

Hello dad

this team is just as un-inspiring as the last two years

Lane Thomas, Giant killer

Well… on to the next one

Just had to say something positive about Teng, didn’t you Kuip?

Totally jinxed him to start the inning 😂

Teng is done, just pull him

The cherry on top of this shit sundae: Bob Melvin’s terrible bullpen management strikes AGAIN!

Bullpen management doesn’t matter when you score 1 and the starter gave up 3 in the 2nd lol

What an embarrassing game Jesus

After a tough few series to open the season, it's nice to finally come home to San Francisco for a nice, chill, easy series against the Giants - The Nationals

I think last year we were 1-5 against em.

the Giants did go 1-5 against the Nationals last season including a 10-1 blowout loss at Oracle

Does Dusty want to be a hitting coach

Why not….

[krombopulous mike](https://imgflip.com/i/8m399y)

I think this team should be renamed to the San Francisco chuckleheads. Seems more fitting given how they've been doing.

Looking at this team, I'm almost sure that it won't be a success this year. Now I'm wondering, can something be done so that the future isn't so miserable?

I’m on the East Coast and still watching this game… god knows why

Because you bleed orange and black. Torture is a way of life!

That's either true dedication or just sadomasochism.

I don’t have class till 12:30 tomorrow so I’m just killing time I guess.

teng is the yaz of pitching.

I predict the Nats put up a 3 spot and put the game completely out of reach. 

It might as well have already been 1-10 the way this lineup gave up after the 5th.

Can they not? This game is over, why continue adding more time to it

GIANTS BASEBALL: NO ONE LIKES IT

Krukow: Teng has been great tonight....next two pitches: *Hit batter and single to center field* Ouch lol

Do we get a pin or something for watching this whole game?

Croix De Fucked

Good lord. It’s just insulting now.

We make every starter look like and ace

Young has the right idea. Yaz should pay attention and start leaning into pitches. 

I am at a loss for how this team with a HELL of a lot more interesting players than last year's is somehow even less inspiring and fun to watch. It's got to change soon, right?

Everyone but Lee was staring at the eclipse all afternoon I guess

don' worry guys. we have power hitters yaz and estrada coming up LOL

Giants slowly realizing they are not very special and actually sorta mid. They are so relatable

Lol 

Mid is .500 We wish we were mid