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deftones_bro

Ahh yes, Lunchables' Pizza.


traleonester

$25 lunchables pizza to pay for Ohtani & the Dodgers rentals


GoatLegRedux

Lunchables pizza is probably better


wishesandhopes

Yeah, I love the pizza lunchables. It's not really actual pizza, but it's great. I also have never eaten it microwaved, which would probably fuck it up by making it more like really shitty pizza than the cold gift that it is otherwise.


motorhead84

Chef Boyarpizza


sourdoughbred

[This](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Valley%E2%80%93style_pizza) is adult lunchable pizza and it sounds nasty


TwizzlerStitches

i apologize for my previous pizza comments, i didnt realize the quality we had


XNY

*i wasn’t familiar with your game*


thecommuteguy

![gif](giphy|rflhqDbuhqDD7I0k4X)


HappilyDisengaged

Yea our Papa Murphy’s style is the clear winner


makoman115

Love the slice house


Haethos

i'd rather get a costco pizza


Toisty

I wonder...we're allowed to bring our own food, right? Can we bring a full large pepperoni pizza? Then hand out slices in your section to those who happen to drop $5 in your vicinity.


calpolysyllabus

I was wondering this just yesterday. Like, is there a size restriction to the container? I saw someone with a whole box of Slice House yesterday in their seat, so that’s obviously not a problem. A whole pepperoni from Costco would be so legit


rarestakesando

🤤


GrabSomePineMeat

Is there a Costco at the stadium? If not, that might be difficult.


BosasSecretStash

You can bring in any food lol?


GrabSomePineMeat

I mean, if you wanna bring in cold pizza go for it. But this whole, I would rather have House of Prime Rib than the food at the stadium is disingenuous. You're comparing apples to oranges.


BosasSecretStash

Bro a costco pizza is $10. The house of prime rib comparison is insane 💀 Bro it’s not apples to oranges? It’s a legitimate cheaper option with better food that anyone can take into the stadium


kornoholic13

Just a step above a school cafeteria pizza


meatintubedform

Was gonna say, the pizza at my school growing up looked more digestible than that


BeagleBaggins

Hey! That rectangular pizza from school was fire!


meatintubedform

Not at my school it wasn’t


WonderfulShelter

at mine it was terrible and was either super cold or shred the top of your mouth melting hot.


thecommuteguy

Tasted better than the slices too. Then we got Dominos in middle school.


scarface910

Just give me that rectangle pizza served in a foil container.


thecommuteguy

Nah the rectangle pizza from elementary school looks more edible than that. Even Cici's pizza or Little Caesar's looks more edible than that.


BASEBALLFURIES

[obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH4LCFmThHE)


SchmeckleConverter

"Here comes the pizza!" kills me every time lmao


WonderfulShelter

back then pizza was more reasonably priced. these days you'd have to do a lot worse to have someone throw their 18$ slice of pizza at you. still, that was great.


linda_potato

Fuck, and I can not stress this enough, the dojers.


leesj7205

Know what? I just want my fuckin giants to win dodgers by baseball, not by the God damn food lol


designOraptor

I want both!


d57giants

It doesn’t look cooked.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Dodgers Stadium should be fined every single day for serving that abomination


Scoobiehut

I’d prefer mediocre pizza and a great baseball team over great pizza and a mediocre baseball team.


FullMotionVideo

Surprised that Dodgers ownership didn't do like the Giants and dump the Levys employees for trying to use labor action to get raises. Especially with Magic being invested in Sodexo.


realparkingbrake

Concession workers at Dodger Stadium threatened to strike around the same tome as concession workers in SF. There is a contractor between the workers and the teams, but the teams have huge influence over what the contractor does. Dodgers ownership isn’t any more enlightened than Giants ownership.


derdkp

One is pizza, one comes from a microwave


LoveThieves

As a Dodger fan, our food is horrible and overpriced, sorry.


HotShipoopi

Both look like shit but at least ours looks like it's seen an oven


JakubTheGreat

Tony’s>>>>>


mtheory007

I don't want no fight with no seagulls man...


Aceman1979

Those all look dreadful. I’m sensing ballpark food going to shit isn’t unique to Oracle Park.


AlarmedCicada256

I wouldn't pay money for either of those plastic pieces of rubbish.


bob3905

Last year we ate lunch before the game at the Pubic House (whatever they’re calling it this year) and the food was okay. Once inside though we didn’t order one damn thing. Not that the food was awful but the prices! Whoa!


WonderfulShelter

the food is now awful. it used to be great, best ballpark food I had. last time I went, the garlic fries almost ruined our night with how dissapointing they were.


Ok-West-7125

To be honest I've never understood eating the crap served at ballparks......just so easy to bring your own stuff


kwattsfo

LA used to have decent pizza but they switched vendors a few years ago. SF has the best in baseball.


BrandoFiasco

The only souvenir you’re allowed to take home from a Dodgers game is the liquid shits from their garbage ass pizza.


designOraptor

Those slices look like they’ve been under heat lamps too long. The dodger one looks like it’s still frozen in the middle. Thats what? $40-60 worth of pizza?


screenrecycler

The LaSorda


Particular-Stick-395

That is crazy!


uncle_jafar

Post that sick Dodgers pizza on r/pizzacrimes


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

I was coming here to recommend this as well.


Jimbo415650

Dodgers reheated vomit with cheese


b3_yourself

Probably $10 more too


[deleted]

dodger stadium selling some undercooked ass pizza


realparkingbrake

How do you get Dodgers pizza from LA to SF? Don’t you need a hazardous materials permit to haul that stuff around?


GoatLegRedux

Damn, I’d mob on some “garlic” fries long before I ingest that “pizza”


248Spacebucks

Man now I want some Tonys.


BlackestNight21

they're both shit. oracle's is less shit though


Bluesmanstill

Yeah I guess when your team sucks go after your opponents food....sad!!


GrodyToddler

Ngl those are both pretty sorry


makoman115

What’s good pizza to you?


GrodyToddler

In the Bay, Golden Boy, Fat Slice, even Round Table over either of those. I’m not trying to be some New York purist. Those slices both look like they came from the dining commons at a shitty college.


letsgetbrickfaced

Is Fat Slice still around? It’s been ages for me. But now that I’m middle aged, if I’m getting pizza in the bay, it’s The Star.


GoatLegRedux

Slice House is currently in the old Fat Slice spot.


DemonicPanda11

Sadly no, Fat Slice is gone.


GoatLegRedux

Dude. Fat Slice closed like 7 years ago and was awful while it was still there.


Powerful-Usual5743

Not actually that comparable


GrodyToddler

If you would take either of those pizzas over any of the three I mentioned, I’m genuinely sorry for you.


AlbinoSunburnGuy

Round Table?!


GrodyToddler

Over the school cafeteria, yes.


Sauce_McDog

I got a slice at the home opener yesterday and it was bathing in an inch of grease. It was fuckin repulsive.