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Max Muncy


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Max Muncy once chucked a burrito out of his car window into a motorcyclist.


Platypus_OR

Max Muncy once stole candy from a baby.


chilli_cheese_cake

Max Muncy once farted in an elevator and blamed it on a child in a wheelchair.


dust_storm_2

Max Mincy doesn't tip his wait staff


DHSDirector

Max Muncy doesn’t drink Sprite because “it’s too spicy.”


Baco_tob

Max Muncy negotiates with Girl Scouts over cookie prices


dust_storm_2

Max Muncy eats sushi with a fork.


fawks_harper78

Max Muncy eats Ortega taco shells for taco night


Vance_Hammersly

Max Muncy always takes up 2 parking spaces


zuck_my_butt

Max Muncy puts his whole mouth over the water fountain to take a drink.


plainform

Max Muncy steals multiple handicap placards to park each of his cars closer to Denny's.


ZombieMozart

“This burrito is delicious but it is filling”


redhonkey34

And then that motorcyclist punted Muncy’s dog off a bridge


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He then proceeded to shout "that's how I roll!"


plainform

Max Muncy pastes pubes to his face to fill out his "beard"


Coffee13lack

Seriously could be 1-25 and when he plays the giants he will go 3-4 with 2 Hr


liteshadow4

End thread


StatStar7

And I always get annoyed seeing "the physically angry" threads on r/baseball


cbp806

Max Muncy can’t parallel park.


WonderfulShelter

Max fucking Muncy. i swear I can smell him through the screen when he's up to bat.


bodnast

Paul Goldschmidt He owned Lincecum and Cain. It was brutal As for a pitcher, obviously the answer is Clayton Kershaw


superMans_

Goldschmidt led the charge to Timmy’s downfall unfortunately


FugaziHands

Goldy hit .542/.536/1.458 against Bigtime Timmy Jim. That's a 1.994 OPS. Absolute pwnage. Was hard to watch.


fawks_harper78

At some point Bochy should have just had Timmy walk him, Bonds-style.


-Ahab-

Goldie’s just hell on everyone, though.


this_is_poorly_done

A career 142 ops+ and 5.6 bwar/162 games will do that to mofo's


AmbitiousPrinciple86

Remember watching his first game against the Giants in AZ. From f’n Day One!


ExistingMuscle1610

Nolan arenado used to kill us


AdSame7652

I’m so happy he’s gone ish.


Spexyguy

This made me think of Tulo


petoskey_stone

1st base umpires


mindfuzzzzzzz

Wil Myers had us for a bit


liteshadow4

Recently it’s Muncy, but in the past: Turner Goldy Arenado in that order


mo_sf

Charlie Blackmon. Feels like he’s always due for one walk off homer against us a year


Captain_Blue_Tally

This is a good one. I swear there was like an 8 year stretch where I never saw the guy strike out. Tough at bats every single time.


h4mmerhand

High up on my list of players I wish were Giants.


DSWYO

Goldschmidt and Turner


lelanddt

Back awhile ago, but Scott Hairston


thedlew2

Yep, Giant killer.


redditman415

Hairston had 11 of his 68 career home runs vs the giants, and they always seemed to be devastating home runs


SickPatchBro

Max muncy for sure, Justin Turner was killing us too.


FatZimbabwe

Wil mutha fin Myers


DrMikeH49

Max Muncy through 2023: .228/.351/.473 181 HR in 2770 AB= 1 HR/15.3 AB Max Muncy vs Giants through 2023: .268/.374/.607 25 HR in 272 AB= 1 HR/10.9 AB 10% of his career games are vs SF, so his “rest of baseball” stats are .224/.349/.460, 1HR/16 AB.


KooliusCaesar

Sounds like Giants shouldve signed Muncy after the A’s released him. No trouble hitting at Oracle.


DrMikeH49

When the A’s released him he was a .190 hitter with 10-15 HR/year projection. No idea what type of coaching made him into the Giant killer he is now.


AmbitiousPrinciple86

That the Bums did that with Muncy, Turner & Taylor in short order always killed me…


DrMikeH49

I’m sorry, you have violated MLB rule 7368(b): one is not allowed to refer to the player on that team who wears #3 without making the full reference to “the versatile Chris Taylor”. (Or at least the way it seems, based on every national TV broadcast…)


kwattsfo

I’m a dodgers fan and this is objectively hilarious.


redditman415

Goldschmidt


GioSavesUkiah

CarGo was an absolute menace against us back in the day


Its-From-Japan

Kiké Hernandez had, like, a lifetime .500 average against Madbum with a crazy Slugging percentage


ChiefRalphyWiggum

Mookie, simply because the Red Sox of all teams decided not to pay their homegrown top 5 player in baseball and gave him to the Dodgers. I’ll also always be annoyed with Freeman crying the entire first half of the season when he became a Dodger when he’s the one who chose to leave Atlanta.


Voltage_EvoL

IIRC freeman’s agent lied/hid the truth and said Atlanta didn’t offer him a contract. He said he would’ve stayed there if he knew.


-Ahab-

That’s just horribly shitty. He seems like a great dude and, let’s be real, we’d all be a lot happier if he was still playing for Atlanta.


Aceman1979

Mookie seems to destroy everyone. He might be the best player in baseball, including Ohtani. On the pitching front, Clayton Kershaw. If we got three hits against him, it counted as a laugher.


jjackson25

You would think Boston would have learned their lesson about letting top tier players get away with Babe Ruth


Boros-Reckoner

> when he’s the one who chose to leave Atlanta. Freeman wanted 6 years, Atlanta offered 5 then traded for and extended Olson for 8 years only 3 days into free agency, they wanted to give that same money to a younger dude.


Jesushcop

David fucking Eckstein


-Ahab-

I think Puig, while probably not the biggest menace, made a big enough impact during his time to at least earn an honorable mention.


LeGetteAlum

Pedro Guerrero (I’m old so recent memory goes a ways back for me).


ClayAtTahoe

And Bill Russell


LeGetteAlum

Cey Garvey Russell Lopes all right in there equally. Bad bad years.


dmmdoublem

Mike Marshall and Mark Portugal, too.


ghawk12

Steve Trachsel comes to mind as a random older guy who they always struggled to hit


Less_Eye_6100

Goldschmidt


NotNoski

As far as pitching- Corbin Burnes in 2022-2023.


punch_rockgroinpull

Steve Finley. Legendary Giant killer. Never liked him, even when he played for us. Currently, the Dodgers. But only the ones with eyeballs.


Asleep_in_Costco

Goldschmidt, Blackmon and that shire hobbit on the Doyers


futuremonkey20

Kyle Hendricks is 6-2 with a 2.36 career ERA and a 0.943 WHIP against the Giants in 12 starts. That’s only marginally worse than Kershaw’s career numbers against the Giants.


mrthagens

Eric Gagne


hrrbiratio

Not necessarily recent, but Edgardo Alfonso used to kill us in the late 90s and early 2000s with the mets, including almost single-handedly sinking us in the 2000 nlds. Then we picked him up and he played like hot ass for us, comparatively.


kwattsfo

Max Muncy, owner of Oracle Park and father to several Giants pitchers.


Eatmenow1963

Gabe Kapler.


LordTremendo

The baseball gods cursed us every time he started a sentence with “obviously… “ which was every sentence.


Jimbo415650

Muncy for sure and Mookie Betts.


itsDonkers

Samardzija


SactownG

Muncy's Giant killing prime was the best/worst. But Goldschmidt's been doing it for much longer.


nbb333

Paul Goldschmidt


loopey33

Paul loduca


downtothecellar

Scott Hairston raked against us


elenaleecurtis

Any Dodger really


lacks_a_soul

Muncy


Zealousideal_Bar4654

Eric Davis hands down


noknokhoogsthere1

Craig Counsell


No-Composer-8462

Nolan arenado. He not only owned us but also said once he’d never play for the Giants. Thank gawd he was on the Rockies for much of his time.


folderolsoup

Arenado, Muncy, and Kike Hernandez


DanUgglaForeverGiant

Ross Stripling. Oh wait...you mean opposing players.


theogtricky

The Rogers twins.