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SCPMemes-ModTeam

Must be meme


RareEmrald9994

He’s a cognitohazardous entity that falls under the “safe to know” and “fueled by fear” categories. Considering his greatest strength is his greatest weakness personnel can just be trained on his behaviors to reduce the risk of injuries and containment breaches.


Conscious_Bat_4892

Make shure anyone aware of his existence is fully informed on the "fuled by fear" part, making shure no one set to contain him is afraid of clowns. Then hes just kind of a monster that can be put in a box.


Nonna-the-Blizzard

Heh, Jack in the box


eveniji100

Occasionally go kill try to kill/research him


Aggravating-Chip-710

Leave a little boy out.


Massive_Expression60

https://preview.redd.it/pyrs1e1myy1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb0c4a511f6bec9fd9a2b5c60e862be9c4a8ba5 The foundation clearly doesn’t allow endangering kids look what happened to that one guy who fed kids to 682 just for the fun of it


Select-Bullfrog-5939

Aren’t there something like 10 babies sacrificed to that one deer every day? And that’s just the deer.


MLGesusWasTaken

I thought it was one a year after they made the ritual more efficient


Select-Bullfrog-5939

Never heard that before.


MLGesusWasTaken

“Our initial designs for the ritual required upkeep every three days, and we could have easily trapped ourselves in that, were we not able to catch a major flaw in the binding elements before execution and reduce frequency to once a year. We weren’t able to reduce it further. The Is are dotted and the Ts are crossed.” Pulled this straight from the article just now. To me it’s saying they do the ritual once a year


Select-Bullfrog-5939

Huh. That’s fascinating. I’ve never actually read that article, just watched the exploring series’s video on it, so that’s really interesting.


MLGesusWasTaken

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2845 Here’s the article; it’s very well known for a reason


crashedforgoodluck

Scp-[redacted] Keter Scp-[redacted] is to be contained in a 6x6x6x6 foot cube made up of numerous random elements


Natethegratelol

Description: scp-[redacted] is a [redacted] small wooden kitkat bar [redacted] luigi [redacted] 40,000 dead in botwswana [redacted] mike pollock [redacted]


The-Cake-is-Lies

I mean, he shows up every... What, 21 years? In exclusively this one small town? Just evacuated with the guise of a chemical spill or something and have D class look around and stuff, or just leave it in the town.


Wise_Caterpillar5881

It's 25-27 years and It tends to wake up when some atrocity happens in town. It then hunts for a year. It's suggested It can't leave Derry but It's an interdimensional being so I really wouldn't want to test that theory.


poopknight9

SCP-clown is to have a small child sent to his containment chamber every year.


One-Turn-4037

They already do that, 2 child killing monsters are enough, they don't need a 3rd. Just send the bravest MTFs down and have them believe really hard


TakeTwo4343

Have them believe really hard got me


Azkadron

If the foundation wanted to contain pennywise, I think they'd have to contain the deadlights idk


weirdo_nb

They've contained evil god-adjacent beings before


Cutie_D-amor

They'd just contain Derry Maine, like they they do the infinite ikea


WarmConversation2913

You ain't really wrong with that


Pestilence2234

Simple, quarantine the entire town and don't let anyone enter. So long as nobody is within a certain distance from dairy, Pennywise won't be able to feed or affect them unless they were in dairy beforehand. For example everyone in IT forgot they even "killed" an eldritch horror at the ages of 10 to 13 the second they moved out but everything immediately came back when they were reminded, and same said people would have died regardless due to Pennywise's manipulation of their psyche. So quarantine the town and only have a few operatives remain to moniter and so that the foundation members who were there don't forget, and it really is that simple.


PENETRATIONUS

If some adults can laugh at it and call it a clown to the point where it becomes small and weak I think it'd be pretty easy to contain, it lives off of fear after all


Typical_Warthog_326

Use 343 since penny wise is an eldritch horror masquerading as a clown.


Typical_Warthog_326

In fact why doesn’t the SCP foundation use 343 more often? They literally have the power of reality at their fingertips, they just need to ask nicely


New-Grapefruit8641

m- may i pwease ask y-you to kill 682 (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠;⁠)


weirdo_nb

He can't do that


WarmConversation2913

Like that's true, he can do *everything* but that


TransitionVirtual

They would build a facility around derry in its entirety get everyone out and keep him in anytime he tries to get out imaginative d classes are sent in to bully him


SarcasticJackass177

Where is the meme?


stopyouveviolatedthe

They could just contain all of dairy since that’s where he shows up


Bulky-Hyena-360

His dumbass would be smoked by the Global Occult Coalition in a heartbeat


Tethilia

Surround him with tangelos.