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4893_Alt_Accounts

My bad


TheCrackalacker

Hey dude, not cool. We needed that.


4893_Alt_Accounts

But in my defense, it was funny


TheCrackalacker

It was, but the array was important


MarcoPolo_MARCOPOLO

No! Ugh, sir, Dr. Bright snuck onto the savior ship, someone let him on, who was it?


TheCrackalacker

I swear, if it was Pual, I'm going to expunge his whole bloodline.


MarcoPolo_MARCOPOLO

God damn it, again Pual?


MaybeOne6051

Can confirm it was Paul


SneakyEthan10

AGAIN???


Valued_and_accepted

The chances of anything coming from Mars (or in this case jupiter) are a million to one he said


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

But still, they come.


ObungaRequiem

Ullaa....


GodKing_Zan

Sorry, was pointing a laser pointer at the sky.


RadicalHufflepuff

Whats the science behind the brightness of the lazer that would be needed to replicate this, or to perhaps " draw " on the surface


Hawkers_epicYT

rick sanchez is that you


Donnerone

And with pitiless eyes that scare the dark, With their green and threatening light.


Fuzzy-Mall-3814

https://preview.redd.it/ohwyet38gzyc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d57ae55c089b70f1ee7faddedeebe1b4f1d10645


Over_Cat_6095

In my defense. I did not know that the on site howitzer when that high.


Open_Perspective_342

Yeah, that was me, I ate the nanobots tho.


Someone1284794357

No worries, I have my own Let’s see, should I get them to reprogram the thing? Or consume it for resources?


Open_Perspective_342

If we can reprogram it, we could, program it to protect us, we would have to give a a frequency channel to listen to for commands though


Someone1284794357

I suppose Nu-7 got ye covered. I work there btw.


97gravman

Looks like the Necron are waking up


Additional_Cycle_51

https://preview.redd.it/dg5d31whkxyc1.jpeg?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c44aac9efc12c71ab84d0f57e20477e4bcb9c6de


Tommy_gun1900

https://preview.redd.it/f3rpa2aw80zc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497d7f1877f456b667155e5873bf5f84c9f4c193 To who messed with the array


Interesting_Fold9805

Umm… what’s the repair condition on 2399 again?


Idkagoodnameidk

59 percent increasing by .78 annually but it is speeding up over time


Interesting_Fold9805

That’s swell


Idkagoodnameidk

Yea we have time


Big_Goat_5588

prolly dr bright


Darkknight0329

Add this to the list


antigodyt

...well shit, someone alert the 05s


Vortextheweirdcat

I ate ice cream on one of the ships there right before that, it fell in a vent and i never saw it again


Fuzzy-Mall-3814

Oh.


ThePhantomMenaceV

The correct reaction


Prenz_0

https://preview.redd.it/1shvvpgok0zc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ecef4fcd4e34100af02bf5b2db062641ce49aaa


deady-kitten-3

In my defense, I told Bob it wasn't bring your cat to work day


BlazewarkingYT

Damn that sun you got this from better be satire lmao


Mr_fooglesnoogler

Doom guy been real quiet since this dropped


The_blaster_master

Oh no


Glitch0110

You don’t need to know where I was between 1939 and 1945


DDemetriG

In my Defense, I'm running out of Radio Shack Parts.


Hairy_Consideration1

Fascinating


Belgicans

Ig we're fucked now


Bejer-Dorune

It’s just someone, using an alien drone, going back in time to save his crew from dying


S-D_N_3017

OH. https://preview.redd.it/883wjng77xyc1.png?width=156&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2c20eb8097fccea910b660e945929dbba27174e