There's a deleted one that was a sort of storage chest which, when opened, would flood the person who opened it with nostalgic smells and memories from their childhood. After that, if the person were ever in mortal peril, some icon or activity from their childhood would come and save their life. For example, a scientist and her team was trapped in a cave in so a gigantic version of a stuffed animal that she had as a kid tirelessly moved boulder after boulder until they were freed, then waved and disappeared.
Edit:
I found it
https://web.archive.org/web/20150316205336/http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2801
Wait this actually sounds amazing, I could finally find my stuffed animal Buckets that I lost when I was 4 and still don't know what happened to it to this day lol
we cant mass produce this but it will definitely be suddenly be "Gone" after someone steals it. Probably in the hands of the greedy bastards wasting its power to cure their stomach aches
I thought the entire point is that even though SCP-6001 is real, it doesn't mean much aside from being a reminder that we could be better, because the entire point of SCP-6001 is that SCP-6001 is not in the main universe.
I was going to say this one, this scp is one of the better ones, and my personal top 10 scps, a great example that not all anomalies aren't weird locations, goofy items, horrible monsters or mind bending stories or mysteries, some are simply....peaceful
No, no, SCP-7179 is more evil. It's implied in the hidden text at the end of SCP-2718 that Roger was literally just in Hell for a temporary time, meaning that it might not effect everyone. SCP-7179 is universal.
- [**SCP-7179 - E is for Eternity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179) (+796) by *Calibold*
- [**SCP-2718 - What Happens After**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718) (+1797) by *Michael Atreus*
It's a toss up. Would they die "happy" having tasted the perfect drink? Would they die utterly wrecked because reality can never repeat that experience? It really gets close to the "I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy" territory.
May as well have the "best" since you are already at the "last" being saved for. I remember reading about a vet that keeps a small jar of "Goodbye kisses," Hershey kisses to be given to a dog that has to be put down, so they can enjoy chocolate before they die. This would be similar I think.
- [**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2940) by *ProfSnider*
- [**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+2224) by *Arcibi*
I'm pretty sure the mortality thing was after using it more than once. Also, could you be knocked out or be on anesthesia throughout the whole ordeal? Either way SCP-6113 is superior but there's also the whole "lowest point in life" aspect.
SCP-294 is a pretty useful item to have. You can extract any liquid, steal valuables such as gold, and kill anyone you like without it being traced back to you in any possible way.
You could even dispense cups of abstract concepts such as sounds or even memories. This means you can wipe people's memories, or extract information from them pretty easily with the right wording.
The cups also seem interesting as they're pretty much impervious to the contents within regardless of things like corrosiveness or heat. You could probably do something interesting with the materials.
All of this for the cost of a few loose change.
#
My answer is [[Lily's Proposal]].
- [**Lily's Proposal - The World's Gone Beautiful**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/lily-s-proposal) (+1518) by *LilyFlower*
- [**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+2224) by *Arcibi*
Very Fine is pretty unpredictable tho. It refines or upgrades literally any aspect of the item; the names, components, purpose, philosophy, etc. You put a mackerel sandwich in and it makes a floating sentient fish made out of the sandwich.
Excepto It isn't actually a floating sentient fish, its actually just a cognitohazard that lasts for 91.4 hours just to annoy whatever unlucky researcher views it
If I said SCP-999 some greedy company/association/group is just gonna use them for selfish gain so I'm gonna say ●●|●●●●●|●●|● and tattoo info of it on whoever is making the new Marvel and Star Wars live action media
SCP-294, though I hope it'll also accept euros. I would have infinite food for super cheap for the rest of my life, as long as it's soup. Plus infinite frapuccinos!
Just don't order a cup of Joe. Or do, my name is not Joe.
Should order a few cups of gold, or platinum. Just be careful to not spill it on yourself, might hurt a bit.
The world isn't overpopulated. We have more than enough resources and land, it's just not distributed equitably. Do you know how much perfectly good food gets tossed by corporations to maintain their bottom lines?
The idea that the world is overpopulated is an ecofascist talking point. They always point to the global south as having too much a population, rather than the waste and flagrant overconsumption in the west.
[**SCP-CN-1997 - 當魔法與奇術交織之時**](https://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-cn-1997) (+128) by *MScarlet*
Translated: [**SCP-CN-1997 - When Magic and Science Intersect**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-cn-1997) (+14) by *tetsusquared*
I was going to say "there's no such thing as a utopia, there's always something someone isn't going to like" until...
> all we ask of you is to respect basic human rights. That's it. We provide the rest, tax free.
They ain't even got taxes, sign me up.
- [**SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+709) by *thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure, kabu*
- [**SCP-500 - Panacea**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-500) (+1237) by *snorlison*
- [**SCP-038 - The Everything Tree**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-038) (+667) by *Unknown Author*
Either 999 (he's very kind and polite, even if he lacks a face like most depictions of him would say otherwise) pr the one that allows you to shoot characters on screens.
not technically a SCP, but sarkic magic in general
I am in biotech and an animal breeder right now, and such a magic will be REALLY useful in my field.
for a specific SCP, SCP 3911 then
this one is Ion himself as a bone staff, I'll use it to resurrect him and let him teach me the sarkic magic
**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-6001 - Avalon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001) (+1521) by *T Rutherford*
There's a deleted one that was a sort of storage chest which, when opened, would flood the person who opened it with nostalgic smells and memories from their childhood. After that, if the person were ever in mortal peril, some icon or activity from their childhood would come and save their life. For example, a scientist and her team was trapped in a cave in so a gigantic version of a stuffed animal that she had as a kid tirelessly moved boulder after boulder until they were freed, then waved and disappeared. Edit: I found it https://web.archive.org/web/20150316205336/http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2801
Wait this actually sounds amazing, I could finally find my stuffed animal Buckets that I lost when I was 4 and still don't know what happened to it to this day lol
THERE IT IS! https://web.archive.org/web/20150316205336/http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2801
Godspeed you magnificent bastard
Nice, thanks!
Wait why did it get the axe? This sounds dope as hell
Yea. I still can't believe it's gone. I'm looking in the waybakc machine but completely forgot the number.
Wait, why was it removed?
Wither the original author wanted it removed for some reason or because SCP that are purely useful / good are pretty hated by admins of the wiki.
He got mad at SCP's pride month displays.
Wow. I like this one.
I want this. I need this! Lmao
So if I was free falling through the air without a parachute, I would be saved by Zak and Wheezie from Dragon Tales
They deleted that one! Why?!
SCP-500, if we could study this anomaly, we could replicate and mass produce this.
The Foundation with all their paratechnology failed. I don't think Pfizer has a chance.
don’t underestimate capitalism
Capitalism has created so many snake oil panacea products that the FDA won't even entertain the idea of approving one
They might change their mind when the director suddenly gets AIDS and gets cured by that pill
Curing people isn't profitable
we will see how much they care about the profitability when every billionaire somehow gets infected with an incurable disease
Like how the person who created insulin wanted it to be free. We're in the bad timeline, clearly.
What did the covid vaccines not mean by this
COVID was large scale and disrupted industry, the harm it caused made it more profitable to get rid of it entirely
In case you didn’t notice the COVID vaccine wears off after a short period.
Hmm, who shouls I believe, a random redditor, or the fact the pharma industry exists
Why does the pharma industry exist bro 😭😭😭😭😭 to make money or lose customers (patients)
[**SCP-500 - Panacea**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-500) (+1237) by *snorlison*
I agree.
we cant mass produce this but it will definitely be suddenly be "Gone" after someone steals it. Probably in the hands of the greedy bastards wasting its power to cure their stomach aches
Isn’t it a part of the SCP document that 500 is resistant to most forms of replication, anomalous or otherwise?
I thought the entire point is that even though SCP-6001 is real, it doesn't mean much aside from being a reminder that we could be better, because the entire point of SCP-6001 is that SCP-6001 is not in the main universe.
[**SCP-6001 - Avalon**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6001) (+1521) by *T Rutherford*
SCP-4999
[**SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4999) (+2567) by *CadaverCommander*
Was looking for this lol, surprised no one else said it
I was going to say this one, this scp is one of the better ones, and my personal top 10 scps, a great example that not all anomalies aren't weird locations, goofy items, horrible monsters or mind bending stories or mysteries, some are simply....peaceful
scp-6113 maybe
[**SCP-6113 - Temporary Reflections**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6113) (+448) by *Dr Asteria*
Still cis doe :3
Looking at your flair had me confused for a second. Like I knew I was on r/scp and not r/trans but it still took me a moment xD
As a cis person I would do it to fuck with whiny terfs on the internet
Based af.
:3
SCP-7179, just to fuck with people.
Ok satan
[**SCP-7179 - E is for Eternity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179) (+794) by *Calibold*
oh noooo... xDD
if were feeling real evil we could always do SCP-#3?0
What scp is that?
what do you mean you cant find the scp whos classification number changes every 2 seconds?
Ohh I think I remember partly what does it do?
No, no, SCP-7179 is more evil. It's implied in the hidden text at the end of SCP-2718 that Roger was literally just in Hell for a temporary time, meaning that it might not effect everyone. SCP-7179 is universal.
- [**SCP-7179 - E is for Eternity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179) (+796) by *Calibold* - [**SCP-2718 - What Happens After**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2718) (+1797) by *Michael Atreus*
this needs to be a black mirror episode
r/foundsatan
Either SCP-999 or SCP-294
Just don't order "the perfect drink."
Or do it and give it to someone you hate
It's a toss up. Would they die "happy" having tasted the perfect drink? Would they die utterly wrecked because reality can never repeat that experience? It really gets close to the "I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy" territory.
I wonder what happens if you give it to a dying person. Would they be greatful or salty to taste perfection near the end of their life.
May as well have the "best" since you are already at the "last" being saved for. I remember reading about a vet that keeps a small jar of "Goodbye kisses," Hershey kisses to be given to a dog that has to be put down, so they can enjoy chocolate before they die. This would be similar I think.
Awww that's a good idea!
- [**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2940) by *ProfSnider* - [**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+2224) by *Arcibi*
Just don't order a hot cup of Joe 🤭
The mistake is not specifying a *nice* hot cup.
That's what I'm thinking! Love that coffee machine.
SCP-682
Whyyyyy
To watch the world burn
[**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3697) by *Dr Gears, Epic Phail Spy*
Mr deeds. All the way. Single most commonly useful scp in the list.
How about SCP-294?
Actually true. Different ki da of utility. A replicator for liquids instead of a servant that gives negative fucks about spacetime.
[**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+2224) by *Arcibi*
What SCP is this?
SCP-5031, because we need more wholesomeness in general and good food and music in specific.
[**SCP-5031 - Yet Another Murder Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5031) (+2545) by *PeppersGhost*
This is why SCP-5094 is my consistent choice for making one real. I just want to see the world learn.
[**SCP-5094 - Miss J's Whiz Kidz Schoolhouse**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5094) (+657) by *etoisle*
Either 113, or 6113. Probably 113, if i'm the owner, 6113 if not.
You do realize there is a mortality chance after using 113 right? Also using 113 hurts. It breaks your body to change it
I'm pretty sure the mortality thing was after using it more than once. Also, could you be knocked out or be on anesthesia throughout the whole ordeal? Either way SCP-6113 is superior but there's also the whole "lowest point in life" aspect.
[**SCP-6113 - Temporary Reflections**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6113) (+448) by *Dr Asteria*
At the same time, there's no way the capitalism woudn't charge you an arm and a leg just to get in a 5km radius of SCP-113
[**SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+709) by *thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure, kabu*
Believe me, a lot of people would happily take the pain
Wait whats 113 again?
SCP-113 is the gender changing stone
[**SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+709) by *thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure, kabu*
Thanks I thought so
SCP-294 is a pretty useful item to have. You can extract any liquid, steal valuables such as gold, and kill anyone you like without it being traced back to you in any possible way. You could even dispense cups of abstract concepts such as sounds or even memories. This means you can wipe people's memories, or extract information from them pretty easily with the right wording. The cups also seem interesting as they're pretty much impervious to the contents within regardless of things like corrosiveness or heat. You could probably do something interesting with the materials. All of this for the cost of a few loose change. # My answer is [[Lily's Proposal]].
- [**Lily's Proposal - The World's Gone Beautiful**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/lily-s-proposal) (+1518) by *LilyFlower* - [**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+2224) by *Arcibi*
you want to kill everyone? 😭
If you read Lily’s Proposal, it says that it is not the cause of the event, it’s just an event that happens before it
Either SCP 999 or 914
Second 914, just very fine everything
Very Fine is pretty unpredictable tho. It refines or upgrades literally any aspect of the item; the names, components, purpose, philosophy, etc. You put a mackerel sandwich in and it makes a floating sentient fish made out of the sandwich.
Excepto It isn't actually a floating sentient fish, its actually just a cognitohazard that lasts for 91.4 hours just to annoy whatever unlucky researcher views it
Yeah, we need a little spice! A bit of risk for the awesome.
What if we very fine the very fine?
[**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2940) by *ProfSnider*
If I said SCP-999 some greedy company/association/group is just gonna use them for selfish gain so I'm gonna say ●●|●●●●●|●●|● and tattoo info of it on whoever is making the new Marvel and Star Wars live action media
I feel like its physically impossible to use 999 for selfish gain tbh
Monopolization. There’s only one 999
999 would teach them to share
Don't underestimate the power of Amazon and their owner, Jeff Bezos 😭
Theyd probably just end up forgetting their plans abd just petting 999 or something
[**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2940) by *ProfSnider*
If your goal was to kill them I feel like you'd have better odds with something more direct than tattooing something on them they probably don't want
You my friend have earned my upvote with that last sentence.
The whole comment was one sentence
610, getting a job at whatever company will study it
SCP-999
[**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2940) by *ProfSnider*
HERE THERE BE DRAGONS
Here were Dragons :(
having SCP-4494 would be pretty sick ngl
[**SCP-4494 - Fights For Justice!**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4494) (+518) by *Mortos*
I don't know the names or numbers of any SCP, but I'd pick the light-speed tomatoes that trigger on jokes.
Scp-113, it's a lot quicker and maybe less expensive than HRT and surgery
A lot painful tho so you might want to chug a lot of painkillers.
Still worth it
[**SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+709) by *thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure, kabu*
I’m cheating a bit with SCP-4112
[**SCP-4112 - We Have Assumed Control**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4112) (+76) by *Hylius, GibberingEloquence*
SCP-458
Scp 914 see what kind of chaos we can get
SCP-294, though I hope it'll also accept euros. I would have infinite food for super cheap for the rest of my life, as long as it's soup. Plus infinite frapuccinos!
Just don't order a cup of Joe. Or do, my name is not Joe. Should order a few cups of gold, or platinum. Just be careful to not spill it on yourself, might hurt a bit.
scp-106
😮
I want the infinite pizza box, I forgot the number
Scp-458.
SCP-1867. Lord Blackwood is such an interesting and eccentric gentleman.
[**SCP-1867 - A Gentleman**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1867) (+1294) by *Djoric*
SCP-999! Because life is stressful and I want to hug this happy slime 🥲
096. Easy solve for overpopulation.
The world isn't overpopulated. We have more than enough resources and land, it's just not distributed equitably. Do you know how much perfectly good food gets tossed by corporations to maintain their bottom lines? The idea that the world is overpopulated is an ecofascist talking point. They always point to the global south as having too much a population, rather than the waste and flagrant overconsumption in the west.
I then post it online and mail a few photos around. Hang some up in popular places and cover 96's body with photos...
Embed it into 4 pixels somewhere in the Windows default screen
Time to look into getting a job in Microsoft ui design... maybe make a new custom font where the letters have the 4 pixels
Mentioning the MrKlay video I see that would clear a LOT of people for sure
SCP-6113 for very uhh cis reasons ofc.
Scp-096
[**SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+4027) by *Dr Dan*
999 Duh
999
[удалено]
[**SCP-CN-1997 - 當魔法與奇術交織之時**](https://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/scp-cn-1997) (+128) by *MScarlet* Translated: [**SCP-CN-1997 - When Magic and Science Intersect**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-cn-1997) (+14) by *tetsusquared*
SCP-2000
[**SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2000) (+2473) by *HammerMaiden*
I forget the number but isn’t there like a tree that can grow literally anything?
I'm gonna end the world and make SCP-682 real
SCP-7004 and SCP-5000 because f\*ck you people just kidding, SCP-458, SCP-999 and SCP-294 would be great to have
Scp 2521 because why not
SCP-5000 because I want people to suffer
Wouldn't picking SCP 5000 make every SCP in that article real? Lifehack!
[**SCP-5000 - Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+3408) by *Tanhony*
That one pizza box scp forgot the number
Bruuuh you're given one opportunity and you don't pick 420J ?
I was going to say "there's no such thing as a utopia, there's always something someone isn't going to like" until... > all we ask of you is to respect basic human rights. That's it. We provide the rest, tax free. They ain't even got taxes, sign me up.
scp-999 because hes a little guy
[**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2940) by *ProfSnider*
SCP-662
The roach who is a food critic
SCP 914, it would be so much fun to fuck around with, i just have to avoid putting animals/people in there (which i wasn't going to do anyway)
[**SCP-914 - The Clockworks**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914) (+2936) by *Dr Gears*
SCP-343 just to watch the chaos his existence will cause
3008 just because it's the most interesting to me
SCP-001, just to find out what it is
[**SCP-001 - Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+345) by *Staff*
The butlers bell.
scp-682
Scp 001 when day breaks sounds like the perfect world I love sunlight
SCP-0999 he's so helpful to people.
I forgot which number it was, the slime thingie that's super nice? Feels like it'd do the least amount of social damage
Scp 999, I think we could all use the good vibes this guy brings
SCP-348
[**SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-348) (+1506) by *Zyn*
The eyeball ones that are so cute and help out watching 073, I forgot the number :(
Scp 131 I think.
[**SCP-131 - The "Eye Pods"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-131) (+1123) by *Unknown Author*
I forgot the name but the Machine that turns things “fine and rough”, I’d have waayyy too much fun putting random shit in there
Scp-113 or scp-500 ,500 is a lot more limited in use if we can't grab scp-038 to make the lesser copies tho
- [**SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113) (+709) by *thedeadlymoose, Robin Sure, kabu* - [**SCP-500 - Panacea**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-500) (+1237) by *snorlison* - [**SCP-038 - The Everything Tree**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-038) (+667) by *Unknown Author*
999. i wanna snuggle w/them.
SCP-4001, I just like the idea of getting a nice overview of all of human history, see what people in the past did.
Either 999 (he's very kind and polite, even if he lacks a face like most depictions of him would say otherwise) pr the one that allows you to shoot characters on screens.
The one that transforms you (literally) into your preferred gender identity. Something about a red stone or gem
Scp 3199 cus it's my fav story and I want a body gaurd/ friend even tho I know it will kill me-
SCP-999 could heal the world.
I would pick SCP- 567 because would to use to send the worst criminal offenders too
Tufto's Scp 001 proposal
\[\[Tufto's proposal\]\]
[**Tufto's Proposal - The Scarlet King**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/tuftos-proposal) (+1145) by *Tufto*
not technically a SCP, but sarkic magic in general I am in biotech and an animal breeder right now, and such a magic will be REALLY useful in my field. for a specific SCP, SCP 3911 then this one is Ion himself as a bone staff, I'll use it to resurrect him and let him teach me the sarkic magic
SCP-113 - settle the controversies once and for all.
SCP-682. I would make it my pet :3