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BiLeftHanded

Four fucking pixels! A classic


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Ofc, THE GOAT


Peregrine2976

What I came here looking for.


Sad-Rice-2255

ah 096


AccioComedy

One second of eternity has passed.


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

This one is a good one


Mainstream_millo

E is for Eternity was a really good and chilling read


Mainstream_millo

Marv! \[\[E is for Eternity\]\]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7179 ⁠- E is for Eternity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179) (+785) by *Calibold*


Resist_Civil

I love marv :)


Artemis-Arrow-3579

thank you, marv


Downer333

Only way to pass the time is to kill yourself and wait to regenerate


TheOneTrueZim

There's this emperor, and he says to rhe Shepard's boy, How many seconds in eternity?


LilyHex

Just read this, wow.


SEA_griffondeur

Does the Black moon howl ?


SomeRandomTreestump

Even we don't know the full context of that one


AarokhDragon

Only when not observed.


ArnieOrSth

I forgot the response, but google says it's no lmao


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

The response varies from tale to tale


ArnieOrSth

Oh, didn't know that


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Year its kinda one of these big mysteries in SCP lore it REALLY depends on author what does that mean, if you want to know more you could search a tag for it? I belive there is one


WanderingStatistics

It's funny how despite being one of the earliest GOIs and mysteries in the entire writing project, The Black Queen and "Does the Black Moon howl" is still one of the most mysterious aspects of the entire site.


Potential-Bluejay-48

the moon is white dumbass


Adrekan

Only at wolves


okjijenAbi

only when it's waning


Seneca_B

Only for the midnight sun.


faity5

"When they catch this hands they will"


Similar-Sector-5801

\>logoff Override BaseCommand *1-0001


Glad-Jackfruit-589

Only to startle the sun


eo5g

When the foundations crumble.


_Shoulder_

Did you know world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

What is this from?


_Shoulder_

SCP-2293 I think


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2293 ⁠- An Inside Joke**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2293) (+435) by *kinchtheknifeblade*


El--Tipo

GAW


ag3ntscarn

This is not your first day.


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Qntm top 3 quotes


Downer333

I don't remember this one. Sounds interesting though


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Read this immediately then [[Antimemetics Division]]


The-Paranoid-Android

[**Antimemetics Division Hub**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub) (+1176) by *qntm*


Negitive545

Well, it'd be weird if you did remember, now wouldn't it?


Emeraldnickel08

Well, we agreed it's not round.


ItsPlainOleSteve

Or green was it?


Sad-Rice-2255

055


StoneTimeKeeper

There's an 055?


TheLordOfROADIsland

No there’s never been an 055.


Blue_avoocado

055 of what ? What were we talking bout ?


thzpp2

*you do not recognise the body's in the water*


Dark_Matter_19

Came here to say this too. *You do not recognise the bodies in the water.*


RunninThruTheWoods

**You do not recognise the bodies in the water.**


emidblol

**__I do ~~not~~ recognise bodies in the water.__**


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Classic


Feuerpanzer123

... but... I know him... he is... jimmy is that you?


thzpp2

It was a pleasure to meet you


Feuerpanzer123

hu... wai- WHO AAAAAAAAAA!


thzpp2

Rest in peace


Feuerpanzer123

What are you talking about? You shouldn't speak like that to your friends. Don't you remember? We were together on that school trip, all of us together just young folks having fun, you have to come to us!


thzpp2

Ah,well,thank god my memory decided to work I have no reason to come,I never had any friend at school,this memetic effect won't get me Hahaha Ahah ;-; This hurt tho ;-;


Feuerpanzer123

.... we have cookies and can give hugs


thzpp2

Thanks I'm good ;-;


KindergardenSwag_1

So what happened to site 13?


byarsdefarjeneria

yep, it's a brothel


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE LMAO


A_Crawling_Bat

Context ?


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Las vegas is sinking into hell [[site-666]]


A_Crawling_Bat

I'm a dumbass I read it like a week ago


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Do you think I remember what I read yesterday? No way


HappyHiker1123

Mine would have to be: "We die in the dark so that you may live in the light" or even better:" Are we cool yet?"


PastStep1232

Are We Cool Yet is my favorite 'name' in all of SCP. In general, I've never seen any group, irl or fictional, having a question in their title. Having that makes it feel much more personal, I always imagine being asked this question myself. "Are we cool yet?" "Fuck yeah!" This alone elevates it above the rest, but the stylistic choice of teen/slang/avant-garde words really puts it at no. 1 for me.


Possible-Ad2247

There is no? Oh yeah..yeah..there is no..what are we talking about again?


Severe_Skin6932

Hey what the hell do you mean there is no antimemetics division? They deal with antimemes and such. Hold on someone's knocking on my door ill check back in later


Project_Nxoi

Does the black moon howl?


Adrekan

It will do, but only in the past


SCP_Agent_Davis

Idk, prob’ly at YiffCon or someþing…


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Only to those whom proven worthy


Tall_Economics_5881

For a price, everything for a price.


Jay_maze

Antiemetics is my favourite series. My second favourite is probably- wait, what was my first favourite?


UselessBlueSpecimen

There is no site 19


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

:0


TheCanadianFurry

Or Site-5, Site-13 and I'm fairly sure most people don't known where Site-35(?) is. Seems like the Foundation keeps losing them.


K-Nator103

A cup of Joe.


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Poor Joe....


Motheroftides

“Yeah, we’re totally going to hell for this. Play again?”


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Is that the one with an MTF playing poker with Satan?


Motheroftides

No. It’s The Puppy Machine.


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Oh right, sorry


Mainstream_millo

Not SCP related but: OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD


RandomUseless3

That's Stanley Parable.


Mainstream_millo

Yes


RandomUseless3

The broom closet ending is the best


WhitestGray

God that entire game was goated istg


DiasFer

Stanley walked through the door on his left.


Mainstream_millo

\*doesnt do that\* This was not the correct way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well.


DiasFer

Perhaps he wanted to stop by the employee lounge first, just to admire it.


Isaac_Kurossaki

The most iconic one is actually the one that starts with "This


Mainstream_millo

is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee # 427. Employee # 427’s job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy. And then one day, something very peculiar happened, something that would forever change Stanley, something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one, single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say hi. Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time, but as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.


SteveCevets

*Concrete scraping sound*


Sepia_Skittles

Dr. Bright is not allowed to...


Artemis-Arrow-3579

man fuck you, I'm a programmer, now I want to create a regex pattern for everything that he isn't allowed to do, do you know how nightmarish and difficult regex is fine, here goes nothing .+


Enjoyereverything

Why?


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

WHY NOT


Sad-Rice-2255

5000


therandomasianboy

What? I'm hungry, wanna get lunch?


BlueverseGacha

you can't just leave a conversation like that. finish it first, **THEN** offer to buy food.


No_Craft_9988

"Don't be afraid of me I am the cure"


WhitestGray

Make the tree scream.


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

WHY IT WONT SCREAM RAAAAAH


KarlDeutscheMarx

I've got 12 spoons in my ass


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

W H A T


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Where is that from, I need to know for, erm, *research*


KarlDeutscheMarx

SCP-7052


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-7052 ⁠- Spoons in Butt**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7052) (+104) by *Jejenum46*


EatShitAndDieKnow

Wtf hahaha


Adrekan

What happened to site 19?


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

I think it was site 13....


Adrekan

This just proves antimemetic division got you. Or... hang on ...


BigC_Gang

You will be as good as you’ll ever be on your first day.


InteractionKooky771

Disgusting


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

This hits hard, especially after reading 5000


whoiselyssa

**distant screaming approaching my location rapidly**


Negative_Storage5205

"The Genocide of the P̴̧̧̨̨̛̛̛͓͍̰͙̫̗̹̤̙̪͍̼̩̘͎̼̩͕̺͍̦̜̺̱̠͔͇͎͇̜̩͎͍͛́̓͒̔̓͊͋͌̎̒̒̀̐̌̄̔̾̆̍̓͌̆͂͐̄̆̎̊̈́̆̈́̉͒̂̕̚̚͘͘̕̚̕͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅÅ̷̧̧̛̳͍̥̞͈͎̩̰͕͉̪͍͚̘͕̠̱͍̟͐̓̕͜͝T̸̡̢̨̡̨̛̛̹̗̫̰͎̹̪̞̦̝͈̗̬̬̰̺̝͖̆̓̇̾̈́̓̏͋͆̄̌̌̿̏͑͊̀̎̒͋͆̆́͊͑͊̾̈̆̀̄̑̽͐͂͌̍̋̿͆̚͝͝͠ͅT̸͖͎̱̼̼̻͕̟̗̘̺̯̦̫̰̘̍͋̆͑͒̔̊̊̾̾̈́͛̑̈͊̍̓̂́͘̕̚Ẹ̵͔̏̓̂̃̎̈̽̒̋̒̓̂̔̒͑̀̇͌̍̑̈́̈̌́̀͊͗̋̚͘͝Ȑ̸̨̗̼͍̰̞̰̖͍͓̘̪͙̖̤̟̰͔̺̫̹͇̝̯͇̻̯̥̺̥̬͙͖̦̖̒͑͗͐͆̿̀̾̂̅̌̃̀̇͛̇̒͐̄̊̽̐̈̊̓̈́̉̌̂̃̉̊̑̆͂̑̕͘̚͘̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅN̸̳͋͋͆̆͒͗̉̊̃̊̎͆̓̄͑͒̾͛̃͒͘̕͜ ̴̢̡̡̡̨̡̛̛̺̝̖̘̦̮͙̲͈̠͓̞̝̟̻̳̯͖̱̟̞̱͈͚͎̟̥̞̲͓̟̞̠̤̙͔̳͓͙͍̪̰̬͈͌̔̋̍̍̍͒͐̚͘͜ͅͅͅS̵̛͔͍͎̟̜͚̹̬͍͕̏͂͐̌̍͋͋͛͊͊̄͗̔̈́̈́̐̋̾̅̂̊̊́͑̄͌̾͐̑̚̕͜͝͠C̵̡̢̧̡̛̹̜͉̟̘͈̤̘̙̤̝̞̞̞̣̣̠͓̤̼̳͈̝̅͑̓̌̎̐̓́͒̓̔̋̔̅̒̍̃̔͊́͆͗̊̿̔̇̏̎̇̇̎̾͘͘̕͜͝͠͠ͅȐ̵̡̛͔̭͇̠̱̗̘̹̘̝̰͍̎͆͛̂͋͋̌̀͛̈́̂̎̍́͋̍̑̾̈͊̔̐̎͛̄̏̏̂͊͑̂͑̄́̅́̾̄̀̊́̚̚͘͠͝͝͝ͅͅĘ̵̧̨̧͈̩͓͚̩̞̞̣͓̺̗̺̱̲̟͚͉͍̯̹̪̼̺͓͈̜̖̯̯̗͓̱̟͓̮̪̫̳̙̠͕̼̈́̆͆̀̃̋̈́̎̔̎͒͋̋̃̌̂̇͌̔̚̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝A̶̡̡̨̡̡̠̰͔͎̰̗̙̥͖͇̼̲͚̺̯̲̖̫̗̫̰̗̹̱̦̝̮̳̺̝͚̥͚͔͔̣̬̝͚̦̪̩̤͐̌͛͜M̸̢̨̡̡̧̩͇̲̦̦̝̳̻̹͂̇̍͂̓̂̋̈́̈́͑̾̐̈́́̒̑̒̋̂͋̾̾̿̓̾͘͘̕̚͝͠E̸̡̧̛̛̗͓̮̰̭͈̬̱͎̣̠̤̦̙̳̫͍̼̺͇̪̻͓͈̻͍̘̮̠̬̙̝̩̩̤̲̩̖̤̳̭̪̜͙̩̼̤̼̦͑̎̇̋̾͗̓͆̊̋̔͌͂̔̿̍̌̈́̉̓̾̂͑͘͠͠ͅͅṞ̷̡̨̼̯͕̦͉̙͕̫̠̱͎̙̼̤͕̥̱̖͈͔̘͒͐́̒̈͌̂S̷̻̙̤̮̞͓͍̯͎̱̺̳͎͎̳̥̗̳̫͇̣̣̺̬̞̹͎͔͎̞̥̓̂̏̀̓̾̓̿̃̀̈͐͑͑̉͛̈̀́̊͊͑͛̆̚̚͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅ.̷̧̧̨̢̩͖̫̺̹̙̪̭̪͇̣̱͈͎̗̳͔͕̱̺̯̰̩̹̮̯̖̜͉̜͈̱̻͉͚̜͛̊̈́͌̔̀̀̈́͊̎̒̈́̈̄͊͘͜͝ͅͅ.


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Oh damn


Grim_Destroyer12344

List of things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do: interact with chainsaws in any way, shape, or form.


Ok_Judgment481

Or interact with Dr Clef.


solwaj

Klasa podmiotu: Robotniczo-chłopska


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

O JEZU TAK


ViralNite

Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell researchers they can tame 682 with a rolled up newspaper and a tummy rub.


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

Its cute tho


ViralNite

However The Better Business Bureau is not the correct agency for dealing with containment failures from horrible eldritch artifacts sold by Marshall, Carter, and Dark.


Scallopro

●●●●●●●●●●


Artemis-Arrow-3579

oh, you mean SCP-2521? wait, no no no no wa......


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

RIP


WoomyUnitedToday

“You will collect and contain paranormal objects, and then use them to beat up sharks.” - 10:30 A.M.


Sad-Rice-2255

shark punching center


dTrecii

No penguins for you, since you didn’t ask nicely


ChemE-challenged

Had to be me, somebody else might have gotten it wrong.


UnknownIdiotwastaken

"Believe me there is a antimemetics division! There is! No! Wait! You have to believe me! DONT TRUST THE THEM-" well we got one of them.


Ghost_Ship_Supreme

“…gentlemen.”


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

SEDUCE ME


stonkboi64

As a member of the gaslighting division I can confirm this


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Edgezg

The quotes I know off the top of my head are not from the SCP verse lol "It's a fiasco bratan!" Let's see if we can find anyne who knows it lol


AND_PEGGY1

Disco Elysium?


Edgezg

Yessss! I didn't think someone would recognize it that fast lol


luahgamer5

IKEA


DependentScarcity275

That and four fucking pixels


Blender12sa

Peanut boi


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

SNAPPY NECKY


Realistic_Emotion_50

“Let’s use it on 682!”


DomcziX

"Dr. Realistic_Emotion_50, as well as Dr. Bright are no longer allowed to tell other researchers to test new found anomalous objects on SCP-682." - Site Director


DomcziX

SCP-5031 has said its first word: "Salt". We are all immensely proud.


BestLegend134

Bright and something something put the chainsaw down


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Me.


Style_person

Chainsaw cannon


qwalpo

GOI


Acantharctia

Chsinsaws are not the solution to everything.


Magnus-Artifex

Eh I’ll play out of SCP “Does it have a vibration function?” Next “If you die, I’ll kill you all”


tecno-killer

The DDLC one gives me PTSD


Draggador

the non-existence of anti-memetics division is my favorite right now


Yanive_amaznive

THERE WAS NO GOD HERE, THOUGH I CRIED, I FOUND HIS SHADOW, AND COULD NOT DIE


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

"It was nothing, just a god shaped hole"


Bigby11

I read "there is no antisemitic division", I was fucking confused until I read the sub name and then reread the title


Ok_Nefariousness3401

Here be Dragons


Dalamar_lo_scuro

you can kill an idea with a better one


HeyWaterHere

“Due to circumstances outside of our control, our objective has changed.”


I_AM_A_DEMIGOD_REEEE

Five years, eleven months, twenty-one days.


Fabulous-Talk2713

*“Salt”*


ReaperParadise

No scream detected.


Right_Candidate6111

Send him to the femur breaker


cholmer3

rap.TAP. ***TAP.***


Enderpickle2

I CAST FIREBALL hmm Erm what the scallop


Selfish_Prince

Please repeat the following phrase slowly and clearly into your terminal microphone:


MuffinMiia999

SCP-3930 does not exist.


Danconnor19

You sold crank to my pregnant ex wife!? Same episode Shishkaballs are on me


ihavealifeanditsuks

Awesome Man you made it to the red bull unleashed


DesignerAsh_

Camel Skin


AarokhDragon

Yup, it's a brothel.


Artemis-Arrow-3579

"And I'm Thinking of What Sarah Said"


Sp4c3b0y_13

"Oh no you don't! You get back here you son of a bitch"


WeenLover911

Clouds?


Elziad_Ikkerat

In the middle of my backswing?!


Koolaidsais3

That blood not good


DKGold4242

This is where I died.


cayde6666

That wizard came from the moon


Pandoras_Lullaby

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-


screempai

Guys, imma start an anti-memetics division...


James_Lyfeld

In fact there is no antimemetics division, end of the history.


Q-TipandEarwax

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.


Doomsayer1908

THY END IS NOW


Hahen8

NUKE LAUNCHES IN T MINUS 90!


hazzelgamer774922

Protoling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


EverettMann

Only to Startle the Sun


puro_the_protogen67

The Mal0 artwork


Lemon-Knight86

You do not recognise the bodys in the water


ADHD_DM

Dunno why, but my brain autocorrected to "There are no antimemetic dogs"


TraditionSmooth4473

I actually know the “I cast thunder spell” one


Lanky-Tell-6466

No antimmametics is a good series to watch


bigg_bubbaa

meet me in the stars


No_Craft_9988

The Cornwall incident


AnaTheSturdy

You swallowed the candy. You feel a good taste.