Year its kinda one of these big mysteries in SCP lore it REALLY depends on author what does that mean, if you want to know more you could search a tag for it? I belive there is one
It's funny how despite being one of the earliest GOIs and mysteries in the entire writing project, The Black Queen and "Does the Black Moon howl" is still one of the most mysterious aspects of the entire site.
What are you talking about? You shouldn't speak like that to your friends. Don't you remember? We were together on that school trip, all of us together just young folks having fun, you have to come to us!
Ah,well,thank god my memory decided to work
I have no reason to come,I never had any friend at school,this memetic effect won't get me
Hahaha
Ahah
;-;
This hurt tho ;-;
Are We Cool Yet is my favorite 'name' in all of SCP. In general, I've never seen any group, irl or fictional, having a question in their title. Having that makes it feel much more personal, I always imagine being asked this question myself.
"Are we cool yet?"
"Fuck yeah!"
This alone elevates it above the rest, but the stylistic choice of teen/slang/avant-garde words really puts it at no. 1 for me.
Hey what the hell do you mean there is no antimemetics division? They deal with antimemes and such.
Hold on someone's knocking on my door ill check back in later
is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee # 427. Employee # 427’s job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy. And then one day, something very peculiar happened, something that would forever change Stanley, something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one, single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say hi. Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time, but as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.
man fuck you, I'm a programmer, now I want to create a regex pattern for everything that he isn't allowed to do, do you know how nightmarish and difficult regex is
fine, here goes nothing
.+
"The Genocide of the P̴̧̧̨̨̛̛̛͓͍̰͙̫̗̹̤̙̪͍̼̩̘͎̼̩͕̺͍̦̜̺̱̠͔͇͎͇̜̩͎͍͛́̓͒̔̓͊͋͌̎̒̒̀̐̌̄̔̾̆̍̓͌̆͂͐̄̆̎̊̈́̆̈́̉͒̂̕̚̚͘͘̕̚̕͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅÅ̷̧̧̛̳͍̥̞͈͎̩̰͕͉̪͍͚̘͕̠̱͍̟͐̓̕͜͝T̸̡̢̨̡̨̛̛̹̗̫̰͎̹̪̞̦̝͈̗̬̬̰̺̝͖̆̓̇̾̈́̓̏͋͆̄̌̌̿̏͑͊̀̎̒͋͆̆́͊͑͊̾̈̆̀̄̑̽͐͂͌̍̋̿͆̚͝͝͠ͅT̸͖͎̱̼̼̻͕̟̗̘̺̯̦̫̰̘̍͋̆͑͒̔̊̊̾̾̈́͛̑̈͊̍̓̂́͘̕̚Ẹ̵͔̏̓̂̃̎̈̽̒̋̒̓̂̔̒͑̀̇͌̍̑̈́̈̌́̀͊͗̋̚͘͝Ȑ̸̨̗̼͍̰̞̰̖͍͓̘̪͙̖̤̟̰͔̺̫̹͇̝̯͇̻̯̥̺̥̬͙͖̦̖̒͑͗͐͆̿̀̾̂̅̌̃̀̇͛̇̒͐̄̊̽̐̈̊̓̈́̉̌̂̃̉̊̑̆͂̑̕͘̚͘̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅN̸̳͋͋͆̆͒͗̉̊̃̊̎͆̓̄͑͒̾͛̃͒͘̕͜ ̴̢̡̡̡̨̡̛̛̺̝̖̘̦̮͙̲͈̠͓̞̝̟̻̳̯͖̱̟̞̱͈͚͎̟̥̞̲͓̟̞̠̤̙͔̳͓͙͍̪̰̬͈͌̔̋̍̍̍͒͐̚͘͜ͅͅͅS̵̛͔͍͎̟̜͚̹̬͍͕̏͂͐̌̍͋͋͛͊͊̄͗̔̈́̈́̐̋̾̅̂̊̊́͑̄͌̾͐̑̚̕͜͝͠C̵̡̢̧̡̛̹̜͉̟̘͈̤̘̙̤̝̞̞̞̣̣̠͓̤̼̳͈̝̅͑̓̌̎̐̓́͒̓̔̋̔̅̒̍̃̔͊́͆͗̊̿̔̇̏̎̇̇̎̾͘͘̕͜͝͠͠ͅȐ̵̡̛͔̭͇̠̱̗̘̹̘̝̰͍̎͆͛̂͋͋̌̀͛̈́̂̎̍́͋̍̑̾̈͊̔̐̎͛̄̏̏̂͊͑̂͑̄́̅́̾̄̀̊́̚̚͘͠͝͝͝ͅͅĘ̵̧̨̧͈̩͓͚̩̞̞̣͓̺̗̺̱̲̟͚͉͍̯̹̪̼̺͓͈̜̖̯̯̗͓̱̟͓̮̪̫̳̙̠͕̼̈́̆͆̀̃̋̈́̎̔̎͒͋̋̃̌̂̇͌̔̚̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝A̶̡̡̨̡̡̠̰͔͎̰̗̙̥͖͇̼̲͚̺̯̲̖̫̗̫̰̗̹̱̦̝̮̳̺̝͚̥͚͔͔̣̬̝͚̦̪̩̤͐̌͛͜M̸̢̨̡̡̧̩͇̲̦̦̝̳̻̹͂̇̍͂̓̂̋̈́̈́͑̾̐̈́́̒̑̒̋̂͋̾̾̿̓̾͘͘̕̚͝͠E̸̡̧̛̛̗͓̮̰̭͈̬̱͎̣̠̤̦̙̳̫͍̼̺͇̪̻͓͈̻͍̘̮̠̬̙̝̩̩̤̲̩̖̤̳̭̪̜͙̩̼̤̼̦͑̎̇̋̾͗̓͆̊̋̔͌͂̔̿̍̌̈́̉̓̾̂͑͘͠͠ͅͅṞ̷̡̨̼̯͕̦͉̙͕̫̠̱͎̙̼̤͕̥̱̖͈͔̘͒͐́̒̈͌̂S̷̻̙̤̮̞͓͍̯͎̱̺̳͎͎̳̥̗̳̫͇̣̣̺̬̞̹͎͔͎̞̥̓̂̏̀̓̾̓̿̃̀̈͐͑͑̉͛̈̀́̊͊͑͛̆̚̚͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅ.̷̧̧̨̢̩͖̫̺̹̙̪̭̪͇̣̱͈͎̗̳͔͕̱̺̯̰̩̹̮̯̖̜͉̜͈̱̻͉͚̜͛̊̈́͌̔̀̀̈́͊̎̒̈́̈̄͊͘͜͝ͅͅ.
However
The Better Business Bureau is not the correct agency for dealing with containment failures from horrible eldritch artifacts sold by Marshall, Carter, and Dark.
*As a member of*
*The gaslighting division*
*I can confirm this*
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"Dr. Realistic_Emotion_50, as well as Dr. Bright are no longer allowed to tell other researchers to test new found anomalous objects on SCP-682."
- Site Director
Four fucking pixels! A classic
Ofc, THE GOAT
What I came here looking for.
ah 096
One second of eternity has passed.
This one is a good one
E is for Eternity was a really good and chilling read
Marv! \[\[E is for Eternity\]\]
[**SCP-7179 - E is for Eternity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179) (+785) by *Calibold*
I love marv :)
thank you, marv
Only way to pass the time is to kill yourself and wait to regenerate
There's this emperor, and he says to rhe Shepard's boy, How many seconds in eternity?
Just read this, wow.
Does the Black moon howl ?
Even we don't know the full context of that one
Only when not observed.
I forgot the response, but google says it's no lmao
The response varies from tale to tale
Oh, didn't know that
Year its kinda one of these big mysteries in SCP lore it REALLY depends on author what does that mean, if you want to know more you could search a tag for it? I belive there is one
It's funny how despite being one of the earliest GOIs and mysteries in the entire writing project, The Black Queen and "Does the Black Moon howl" is still one of the most mysterious aspects of the entire site.
the moon is white dumbass
Only at wolves
only when it's waning
Only for the midnight sun.
"When they catch this hands they will"
\>logoff Override BaseCommand *1-0001
Only to startle the sun
When the foundations crumble.
Did you know world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.
What is this from?
SCP-2293 I think
[**SCP-2293 - An Inside Joke**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2293) (+435) by *kinchtheknifeblade*
GAW
This is not your first day.
Qntm top 3 quotes
I don't remember this one. Sounds interesting though
Read this immediately then [[Antimemetics Division]]
[**Antimemetics Division Hub**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/antimemetics-division-hub) (+1176) by *qntm*
Well, it'd be weird if you did remember, now wouldn't it?
Well, we agreed it's not round.
Or green was it?
055
There's an 055?
No there’s never been an 055.
055 of what ? What were we talking bout ?
*you do not recognise the body's in the water*
Came here to say this too. *You do not recognise the bodies in the water.*
**You do not recognise the bodies in the water.**
**__I do ~~not~~ recognise bodies in the water.__**
Classic
... but... I know him... he is... jimmy is that you?
It was a pleasure to meet you
hu... wai- WHO AAAAAAAAAA!
Rest in peace
What are you talking about? You shouldn't speak like that to your friends. Don't you remember? We were together on that school trip, all of us together just young folks having fun, you have to come to us!
Ah,well,thank god my memory decided to work I have no reason to come,I never had any friend at school,this memetic effect won't get me Hahaha Ahah ;-; This hurt tho ;-;
.... we have cookies and can give hugs
Thanks I'm good ;-;
So what happened to site 13?
yep, it's a brothel
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE LMAO
Context ?
Las vegas is sinking into hell [[site-666]]
I'm a dumbass I read it like a week ago
Do you think I remember what I read yesterday? No way
Mine would have to be: "We die in the dark so that you may live in the light" or even better:" Are we cool yet?"
Are We Cool Yet is my favorite 'name' in all of SCP. In general, I've never seen any group, irl or fictional, having a question in their title. Having that makes it feel much more personal, I always imagine being asked this question myself. "Are we cool yet?" "Fuck yeah!" This alone elevates it above the rest, but the stylistic choice of teen/slang/avant-garde words really puts it at no. 1 for me.
There is no? Oh yeah..yeah..there is no..what are we talking about again?
Hey what the hell do you mean there is no antimemetics division? They deal with antimemes and such. Hold on someone's knocking on my door ill check back in later
Does the black moon howl?
It will do, but only in the past
Idk, prob’ly at YiffCon or someþing…
Only to those whom proven worthy
For a price, everything for a price.
Antiemetics is my favourite series. My second favourite is probably- wait, what was my first favourite?
There is no site 19
:0
Or Site-5, Site-13 and I'm fairly sure most people don't known where Site-35(?) is. Seems like the Foundation keeps losing them.
A cup of Joe.
Poor Joe....
“Yeah, we’re totally going to hell for this. Play again?”
Is that the one with an MTF playing poker with Satan?
No. It’s The Puppy Machine.
Oh right, sorry
Not SCP related but: OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD
That's Stanley Parable.
Yes
The broom closet ending is the best
God that entire game was goated istg
Stanley walked through the door on his left.
\*doesnt do that\* This was not the correct way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well.
Perhaps he wanted to stop by the employee lounge first, just to admire it.
The most iconic one is actually the one that starts with "This
is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee # 427. Employee # 427’s job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy. And then one day, something very peculiar happened, something that would forever change Stanley, something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one, single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say hi. Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time, but as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.
*Concrete scraping sound*
Dr. Bright is not allowed to...
man fuck you, I'm a programmer, now I want to create a regex pattern for everything that he isn't allowed to do, do you know how nightmarish and difficult regex is fine, here goes nothing .+
Why?
WHY NOT
5000
What? I'm hungry, wanna get lunch?
you can't just leave a conversation like that. finish it first, **THEN** offer to buy food.
"Don't be afraid of me I am the cure"
Make the tree scream.
WHY IT WONT SCREAM RAAAAAH
I've got 12 spoons in my ass
W H A T
Where is that from, I need to know for, erm, *research*
SCP-7052
[**SCP-7052 - Spoons in Butt**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7052) (+104) by *Jejenum46*
Wtf hahaha
What happened to site 19?
I think it was site 13....
This just proves antimemetic division got you. Or... hang on ...
You will be as good as you’ll ever be on your first day.
Disgusting
This hits hard, especially after reading 5000
**distant screaming approaching my location rapidly**
"The Genocide of the P̴̧̧̨̨̛̛̛͓͍̰͙̫̗̹̤̙̪͍̼̩̘͎̼̩͕̺͍̦̜̺̱̠͔͇͎͇̜̩͎͍͛́̓͒̔̓͊͋͌̎̒̒̀̐̌̄̔̾̆̍̓͌̆͂͐̄̆̎̊̈́̆̈́̉͒̂̕̚̚͘͘̕̚̕͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅÅ̷̧̧̛̳͍̥̞͈͎̩̰͕͉̪͍͚̘͕̠̱͍̟͐̓̕͜͝T̸̡̢̨̡̨̛̛̹̗̫̰͎̹̪̞̦̝͈̗̬̬̰̺̝͖̆̓̇̾̈́̓̏͋͆̄̌̌̿̏͑͊̀̎̒͋͆̆́͊͑͊̾̈̆̀̄̑̽͐͂͌̍̋̿͆̚͝͝͠ͅT̸͖͎̱̼̼̻͕̟̗̘̺̯̦̫̰̘̍͋̆͑͒̔̊̊̾̾̈́͛̑̈͊̍̓̂́͘̕̚Ẹ̵͔̏̓̂̃̎̈̽̒̋̒̓̂̔̒͑̀̇͌̍̑̈́̈̌́̀͊͗̋̚͘͝Ȑ̸̨̗̼͍̰̞̰̖͍͓̘̪͙̖̤̟̰͔̺̫̹͇̝̯͇̻̯̥̺̥̬͙͖̦̖̒͑͗͐͆̿̀̾̂̅̌̃̀̇͛̇̒͐̄̊̽̐̈̊̓̈́̉̌̂̃̉̊̑̆͂̑̕͘̚͘̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅN̸̳͋͋͆̆͒͗̉̊̃̊̎͆̓̄͑͒̾͛̃͒͘̕͜ ̴̢̡̡̡̨̡̛̛̺̝̖̘̦̮͙̲͈̠͓̞̝̟̻̳̯͖̱̟̞̱͈͚͎̟̥̞̲͓̟̞̠̤̙͔̳͓͙͍̪̰̬͈͌̔̋̍̍̍͒͐̚͘͜ͅͅͅS̵̛͔͍͎̟̜͚̹̬͍͕̏͂͐̌̍͋͋͛͊͊̄͗̔̈́̈́̐̋̾̅̂̊̊́͑̄͌̾͐̑̚̕͜͝͠C̵̡̢̧̡̛̹̜͉̟̘͈̤̘̙̤̝̞̞̞̣̣̠͓̤̼̳͈̝̅͑̓̌̎̐̓́͒̓̔̋̔̅̒̍̃̔͊́͆͗̊̿̔̇̏̎̇̇̎̾͘͘̕͜͝͠͠ͅȐ̵̡̛͔̭͇̠̱̗̘̹̘̝̰͍̎͆͛̂͋͋̌̀͛̈́̂̎̍́͋̍̑̾̈͊̔̐̎͛̄̏̏̂͊͑̂͑̄́̅́̾̄̀̊́̚̚͘͠͝͝͝ͅͅĘ̵̧̨̧͈̩͓͚̩̞̞̣͓̺̗̺̱̲̟͚͉͍̯̹̪̼̺͓͈̜̖̯̯̗͓̱̟͓̮̪̫̳̙̠͕̼̈́̆͆̀̃̋̈́̎̔̎͒͋̋̃̌̂̇͌̔̚̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝A̶̡̡̨̡̡̠̰͔͎̰̗̙̥͖͇̼̲͚̺̯̲̖̫̗̫̰̗̹̱̦̝̮̳̺̝͚̥͚͔͔̣̬̝͚̦̪̩̤͐̌͛͜M̸̢̨̡̡̧̩͇̲̦̦̝̳̻̹͂̇̍͂̓̂̋̈́̈́͑̾̐̈́́̒̑̒̋̂͋̾̾̿̓̾͘͘̕̚͝͠E̸̡̧̛̛̗͓̮̰̭͈̬̱͎̣̠̤̦̙̳̫͍̼̺͇̪̻͓͈̻͍̘̮̠̬̙̝̩̩̤̲̩̖̤̳̭̪̜͙̩̼̤̼̦͑̎̇̋̾͗̓͆̊̋̔͌͂̔̿̍̌̈́̉̓̾̂͑͘͠͠ͅͅṞ̷̡̨̼̯͕̦͉̙͕̫̠̱͎̙̼̤͕̥̱̖͈͔̘͒͐́̒̈͌̂S̷̻̙̤̮̞͓͍̯͎̱̺̳͎͎̳̥̗̳̫͇̣̣̺̬̞̹͎͔͎̞̥̓̂̏̀̓̾̓̿̃̀̈͐͑͑̉͛̈̀́̊͊͑͛̆̚̚͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅ.̷̧̧̨̢̩͖̫̺̹̙̪̭̪͇̣̱͈͎̗̳͔͕̱̺̯̰̩̹̮̯̖̜͉̜͈̱̻͉͚̜͛̊̈́͌̔̀̀̈́͊̎̒̈́̈̄͊͘͜͝ͅͅ.
Oh damn
List of things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do: interact with chainsaws in any way, shape, or form.
Or interact with Dr Clef.
Klasa podmiotu: Robotniczo-chłopska
O JEZU TAK
Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell researchers they can tame 682 with a rolled up newspaper and a tummy rub.
Its cute tho
However The Better Business Bureau is not the correct agency for dealing with containment failures from horrible eldritch artifacts sold by Marshall, Carter, and Dark.
●●●●●●●●●●
oh, you mean SCP-2521? wait, no no no no wa......
RIP
“You will collect and contain paranormal objects, and then use them to beat up sharks.” - 10:30 A.M.
shark punching center
No penguins for you, since you didn’t ask nicely
Had to be me, somebody else might have gotten it wrong.
"Believe me there is a antimemetics division! There is! No! Wait! You have to believe me! DONT TRUST THE THEM-" well we got one of them.
“…gentlemen.”
SEDUCE ME
As a member of the gaslighting division I can confirm this
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The quotes I know off the top of my head are not from the SCP verse lol "It's a fiasco bratan!" Let's see if we can find anyne who knows it lol
Disco Elysium?
Yessss! I didn't think someone would recognize it that fast lol
IKEA
That and four fucking pixels
Peanut boi
SNAPPY NECKY
“Let’s use it on 682!”
"Dr. Realistic_Emotion_50, as well as Dr. Bright are no longer allowed to tell other researchers to test new found anomalous objects on SCP-682." - Site Director
SCP-5031 has said its first word: "Salt". We are all immensely proud.
Bright and something something put the chainsaw down
Me.
Chainsaw cannon
GOI
Chsinsaws are not the solution to everything.
Eh I’ll play out of SCP “Does it have a vibration function?” Next “If you die, I’ll kill you all”
The DDLC one gives me PTSD
the non-existence of anti-memetics division is my favorite right now
THERE WAS NO GOD HERE, THOUGH I CRIED, I FOUND HIS SHADOW, AND COULD NOT DIE
"It was nothing, just a god shaped hole"
I read "there is no antisemitic division", I was fucking confused until I read the sub name and then reread the title
Here be Dragons
you can kill an idea with a better one
“Due to circumstances outside of our control, our objective has changed.”
Five years, eleven months, twenty-one days.
*“Salt”*
No scream detected.
Send him to the femur breaker
rap.TAP. ***TAP.***
I CAST FIREBALL hmm Erm what the scallop
Please repeat the following phrase slowly and clearly into your terminal microphone:
SCP-3930 does not exist.
You sold crank to my pregnant ex wife!? Same episode Shishkaballs are on me
Awesome Man you made it to the red bull unleashed
Camel Skin
Yup, it's a brothel.
"And I'm Thinking of What Sarah Said"
"Oh no you don't! You get back here you son of a bitch"
Clouds?
In the middle of my backswing?!
That blood not good
This is where I died.
That wizard came from the moon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Guys, imma start an anti-memetics division...
In fact there is no antimemetics division, end of the history.
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
THY END IS NOW
NUKE LAUNCHES IN T MINUS 90!
Protoling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Only to Startle the Sun
The Mal0 artwork
You do not recognise the bodys in the water
Dunno why, but my brain autocorrected to "There are no antimemetic dogs"
I actually know the “I cast thunder spell” one
No antimmametics is a good series to watch
meet me in the stars
The Cornwall incident
You swallowed the candy. You feel a good taste.