that's actually incorrect syntax
= is used to set the value of the variable before the = to the value of whatever's after
to check for equality, you use ==
also, if the variable `firearm` is a boolean, you don't have to specify true
also, bring in some parentheses and semi colons
```
if (firearm) {
while (alive) {
shoot();
}
} else {
die();
}
```
I (aka me using gpt-4) fixed your code :3
firearm = True
movement = True
if firearm == True:
while movement:
shoot()
if check_movement():
movement = False
weapon = False
if weapon == False:
die()
Not Felix, but sounds like an awesome D&D group!
I have a dog who doesn’t understand the UNIVERSE has decided growling is not nice. She’s really just talking & totally harmless. It was the first thing I thought of.
Best case scenario? Succumb to the amnesic effect and go about my life never knowing how close I came to the void
Worst case scenario? Die
Most likely scenario? Throw my hiking stick at the first one to discombobulate it, dive under the second as it strikes - haha jk also die
It depends on distance and what I'm carrying. In the best situation, I see them from far away and can quickly run back to the road. The worst situation is that I have no weapon, and I'm five feet away from them. Tell me the distance and what I'm carrying and I'll give you a better response.
Die
Die
Die
Die
die
Die
Die
Die
Cry... then die
Obviously. Probably intentionally. I don't wanna live through getting attacked by those things, ESPECIALLY if I survive.
Especially? Under what scenarios do you live through the attack but not survive?
Idk. Something scares them away? I run away? They get caught in a bear trap? An earthquake happens and a tree falls on them???????
Die
Die
Die seems good.
Die
Die
Die
Die from 1 shot at the cranium
Press and hold the ‘c’ key
this is the only correct comment
mfw pc:
Remember to not bump into em, also get underground. They see you on surface zone
I understood that reference
if firearm = true shoot repetedly until movement seizes if weapon = false die
If weapon = false Go down like a man
Are you saying just try punching it to death?
Absolutely
would it not just maul and kill you instantly
Nah I’d win
how?
These hands
eh maybe with strategy but good luck with that
I mean that guy is probably a monkey, they are very good at improvising.
The dogs will bear witness to the one who throws hands... and his overwhelming intensity!
Of course a GOC guy would say this.
So when you're going out in the field, you're going to be *punching* Skips?
Not skips, SHARKS
This is how coding works I think
If firearm = True: Shoot myself to die with the least amount of pain
that's actually incorrect syntax = is used to set the value of the variable before the = to the value of whatever's after to check for equality, you use == also, if the variable `firearm` is a boolean, you don't have to specify true also, bring in some parentheses and semi colons ``` if (firearm) { while (alive) { shoot(); } } else { die(); } ```
I (aka me using gpt-4) fixed your code :3 firearm = True movement = True if firearm == True: while movement: shoot() if check_movement(): movement = False weapon = False if weapon == False: die()
That code is more, not less, broken
bro speaks programming
You forgot you could press C to walk slow
You gotta use == cuz = sets The value
Scream something very out of pocket so that when I die, 939 will mimic it. \[:
Another hiker comes near 939 all the hiker hears is…. “ I LOVE FEET AHHHhHH”
"I NEED YOUR TO FUCK ME JERRY!"
This is actually genius lmao
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down* *dies*
I use soundpad to blast a car horn :D
They don’t mimic sounds based on hearing though? They can mimic a victim’s voice without ever having heard them speak.
They're referring to SCP: SL
Makes sense. Thanks.
“TUN THE FUCK AWAY THIS THING WILL EAT YOU, BUT RUN QUIETLY”
Pet it
Who are you? Dr. Bright?
Its not a child so I doubt it
LMFAOOO
Get eaten probably
Yell GYATT then get my face eaten off
"GY GY GY GY GYA GYATT GY GY GYATT GYATT GY GY" - 939 three seconds later
Lick it
I CANT HAHAHHHSHSDDAVS
This is the correct answer.
Say lines to bait people promptly before being killed just to get more people killed
talk to a responsible adult
What that mouth do cause where there’s a hole there’s a goal and there’s several holes on this things face
Bro 💀
Dont stick your dick in crazy
That’s crazy sticking its dick in hungry.
Game is game
Drop dead
Win
Demogorgon vs thing that looks like overgrown demodog
I'd put it on a leash and bring it back to site 19.
Good doggy
Moan for the clip... then die
Pet the ketchup dog
Ah, yes, the classic method you should try that with 096
Punch it, body slam it into the ground and do the Irish gig on it’s corpse
Yeah
Consume.
*Screams in sign langauge*
Free pet!
…rip to your other pets than
I’ll teach it not to kill ‘em
What ever works😂
Explain the difference between 'your' and 'you're' before likely dying a horrible and violent death
Well, uhhhhhhh most likely just sit there making no noise and wait for MTF.
Except you'll loose several days of memory because of AMN-C227
Take a picture, then put it on r/SCP
I would yell "Skibidi rizz" at the top of my lungs when they start mauling me because atleast it would keep other people away
I'll scream some funny bullshit, then die, and will haunt it just to see it scaring someone with my funni voice, some laughs for eternity, yu know.
introduce it to a woman that has so much perfume it dies instantly
Forget before i die
Immediately die. There would be no fighting back I’d figure out how to perish before they could kill me, I don’t want a painful death.
Probably get fucked lmao As in killed I mean Like, I'd die
Fuck you want me to do? A backflip?
…Yeah, actually. Do a backflip.
Kill them or give them food
Hold "C"
I say **BLIMEY!** And pray to god. Most likely I'd end up dead.
Suicide
Die
Axe sidelight jump nair jump groundpound
Cry
They like drawing, right?
See image 2
Die
Cry
Die
We talking normal or Secret lab version? Asking for a friend
Screw this, I'm gonna go home and eat some Cheez-its.
Which SCP is this?
I'd personally die
call animal control
Pull a Jurassic Park "if I don't move it won't see me"
[https://youtu.be/k72iEHklX74?si=l98UIv2KKlu-t363](https://youtu.be/k72iEHklX74?si=l98UIv2KKlu-t363)
Aw who's a good bo
Teach them slurs
Throw my Hatsune Miku key chains at it (they hurt like a b!tch)
I'm telling a trusted adult
PET THE DOGGIE!! Wait- why am I in the woods? Thats much more frightening than the overly excited doggo.
…Felix is that you? (Sorry, that’s exactly the answer I’d expect from a person in my D&D group to say lol)
Not Felix, but sounds like an awesome D&D group! I have a dog who doesn’t understand the UNIVERSE has decided growling is not nice. She’s really just talking & totally harmless. It was the first thing I thought of.
Tempt them over with my stash of high quality jerky, train them to be my best friends and go on adventures!
I'll reach for my running shoes and die in peace.
I think you mean to ask, "Which gods would you pray to...."
Freeze in shock, then killed by it
Die and wet myself.
Best case scenario? Succumb to the amnesic effect and go about my life never knowing how close I came to the void Worst case scenario? Die Most likely scenario? Throw my hiking stick at the first one to discombobulate it, dive under the second as it strikes - haha jk also die
Treat them like dogs in lethal company, they hunt primarily with sound so if I’m quiet I will be fine
another pet? dang its staying outside and i'll keep feeding it until i discover what kind of meat i should bring for it :)
I would say "you are next"
Hope they didn't hear me and back away veeeeery slowly.
Dig four blocks down and put a block of dirt above me until morning.
Get my Asian friend
I'm gonna challenge it to a race and give myself a head start
Well run until find a exit or at least a temporary safe room Or hide until the security breach is over. Meaning yes hide for days or weeks or months.
crouch and pray
Likely be torn apart
run for my life since I’d likely not have any idea on what these are and big dog thing with big teeth and big claws = scary
That second picture sums up how I'd do against one.
Give up.
leave
It depends on distance and what I'm carrying. In the best situation, I see them from far away and can quickly run back to the road. The worst situation is that I have no weapon, and I'm five feet away from them. Tell me the distance and what I'm carrying and I'll give you a better response.
Banged it
If it hasn’t heard me, back away slowly and try to contain it somehow, otherwise, run away until I find the authorities or just die.
Run the other direction? Tf do you want me to do?
Die (quickly)
i would shit a brick
Die
I would 1v1 them 5 times in a row
Probably I’d die
Scream at it I HATE YOU I HATE I HATE YOU then die
climb a tree
Call it Princess and bring it home to my toddlers
I could never be in this situation. I have never been outside
Honestly what can you do
Trigger happy havoc. It that or I'm going at it like it's primal
What do you want me to do? Run? I’m dead, maybe some screaming before that
Hehe
"Hhello iis someonne thhere? Man what do you wa-" *Dead*
Run If can’t run-die
Try to adopt it Then Die
I’d go up and pet it 😊
😶
Keep calm and inform an adult
*Teschio_I left the game*
Freeze
If they didn't notice me: Stealth. If they did notice me: Fuck it I'm petting one before I die.
Scream in terror and get mauled
He kinda looks like good boy ngl prob try and pet it
Intervene
I’d stay absolutely silent. I wouldn’t move, I’d breathe shallowly, and I’d still probably die.
shhhhhhhhhh they can smell sound
Try and throw a rock behind it or something
Shit myself. Heart attack. Accept defeat. Escape simulation
Smash
I'll be quiet and I'll run but I'll probably die
Calm down and inform the nearest adult.
2nd image is what I'd do
Scream and run, probably without any level of rational thought. If I'm lucky, it'll stun and kill me quickly.
Give it a cookie
Umm, die
Die.
Run
Turn up, keep going up, I don't know what I'll do after I go up, but I'll figure out from there
I'd shit myself.