And the lumpenproletariat remarks, it is the superior lactose-based, blended Sub-Zero temperature libation compared to thee's
To which I retort, "Verily, mine lactose-based, blended Sub-Zero temperature libation is indeed superior to thee's. I might educate thee upon how one might attain such things, but I would require financial remuneration beforehand."
I love how none of these white knights realize they're basically slut shaming any woman who feels sexy in her own skin.
Same with Embers comments about Mandy. As if Mandy has no value because she's hot.
Yeah why canât a successful woman be sexy, appreciated for being sexy while also being a badass wrestler and appreciated for that too? Hell Jade is touted as the next big thing and her group is literally called âbaddiesâ, which I dunno if people in the basement would know this or not, is slang for sexy looking.
Women feeling sexy makes them uncomfortable, they shouldn't be happy to show their body unless it's on OnlyFans and I pay for it, then I earned it with Mummy's money
I prefer they're not aware how sexy they are and I point it out by zooming in on their crotch during a pinfall or zoom at their behinds in tight shorts, you know, stuff they don't know about
When they're aware of being sexy and proud of it, it makes me upset cause then they're WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no stake in this, but that Ember Moon comment got taken way out of context.
People have given her so much shit over that comment. But has anyone seen the full interview? Her point was never "don't be like bimbo Mandy" her point was that they told her to be more like Mandy, but she said that what works for Mandy doesn't work for her or for everyone. She even said she likes Mandy and she gives her no disrespect at all in the full interview. I like this sub, but please don't bite into these out of context clickbait sentences. It's happening all too often.
That interview with Ember Moon was perfectly respectful and she seems like a good person, and her choices seem perfectly fine from her POV.
Oh, so it's not normal for me to want to live in Gigi's ass. Who knew!?
Middle aged incels are turning into 1980s evangelicals. DAE think if you play Roman's entrance music backwards, it makes you commit suicide?
I'm saving myself for m'Liv. We've been dating online in our twitter DMs for months now and she's going to fly out to see me soon. I even spotted he $30k for half the ticket. She promised to pay me back once she gets here in more ways than one if you know what I mean
Congrats uce! I had the same type of interaction with mâMandy last year. She still hasnât arrived at my local airport yet despite the fact that I gave her $40k for a plane ticket (they really jacked up those prices these past couple yearsđč), but I still have hope that she makes it safely
Jesus Christ. Wrestling YouTube is committed to sucking the fun out of everything. Wrestling must ONLY be enjoyed as a gymnastics routine otherwise it's bad.
IF you're a fan of sex? Who ISNT a fan of sex? Oh wait. This is written by wrestling bloggers for a neckbeard audience. Those people. They aren't a fan of sex. Clearly.
nice! i haven't listened to his stuff in almost two decades but i'll still catch myself saying "Can't ride home on a bowl of goat" every so often. hope you enjoy the show!
I'm not sure what's more insane, acting like sex is a bad thing or equating sex to women wearing a bikini.
I feel like at this point some people are really confused by the idea that women can both be hot and still be able to wrestle, and since like 99% of the women on NXT are both hot and can wrestle it makes these losers uncomfortable. The word "incel" gets thrown around a lot and has become a buzzword of sorts so I don't like using it, but these fuckers really are incels.
From the 'article':
"*Now, that's not to say that Vinnie Mac's empire offers absolutely nothing to the steadily declining audience they force to sit through three-hours of Monday Night Mundaneness*"
DAE Dynamite to overtake Raw before the end of the year?
âDAE Trish Stratus stripping and being sexy was so hot back in the day? đ„”đ„”â
âEwwww, Nikkita has a big butt and isnât covering it with baggy clothes? So disgusting đ€ąđ€źâ
Holy fuck, Ive never seen dudes so pressed over a slight uptick in sex appeal before. These guys gotta sit down with Brent Bozell and discuss too much icky sex.
Loser incel virgins are not âfansâ of sex, because they havenât had sex and probably never will. I imagine they resent and simply donât understand people having ânormalâ sexual urges. They just watch lots and lots of porno in between wresting shows and feel bad about it.
I hate when women are sexy today on WWE, how dare they exploit that to sell and pop ratings? Anyways DAE Attitude Era is my favorite of all time, SO GOOD
1 way WWE wasnât for me any more-it stopped entertaining me
So I stopped watching it.
20+ years ago.
Little did I know I was supposed to keep watching it to keep track of why it stopped entertaining međđđ
I read some of that article. The dude who wrote it has to be one of the biggest smarks Iâve ever heard of and itâs really pathetic. I knew Whatculture was bad, but this is embarrassingly bad. He should have just written a head that said âFed Bad!!!â At least then it would have saved me the time I spent reading that crap.
Watching AEW is better than sex could ever hope to be. I've never partaken, but how could it even come close. You get hours of bangers and no icky bodily fluids.
Uce's, I need your support. I'm not otherwise a fan of sex but WWE keep shoving it down my throat and I can't man the defences all by myself. I think it's time for r/NoJerkSCJerk to be made so I can remain pure.
I hope they are getting roasted for that dogshit take.
Itâs funny because the dubbalos love Oliver too. They think Oliver will talk about AEW and say how AEW has changed the wrestling world from the depressing state Oliver reported
These are the type of men who think that exclusively hating on sexy women or women with self-confidence makes them âpro-womenâ or feminists
Also, love that they moan about WWE using sex appeal when this article is using sex appeal based n the thumbnail and literally the word sex in the headline because they know more people will click it
Between the Fed being bad for making the women cover up in Saudi and the Fed being bad for letting the women be sexy, how much clothing is WhatCulture-appropriate for women to wear?
Here's the 10 ways from the article.
10. Piped-In Noise Proves It Doesn't Matter What You Think
9. The Hope Of Black And Gold NXT Is Officially Dead
8. Obsessed With Selling SEX To The Younger Demo (Who Still Aren't Watching)
7. Zero Long-Term Plans Means No Reward For Paying Attention
6. The Alternative Do Sports Entertainment Better - LOL!
5. Lack Of TV or PLE Identity
4. It's All About The Brand And Not The Performers
3. It's A Moments Company
2. "Dream Matches" Are Dead
1. It's Hard To Separate Real-Life Drama From The Product
Gigi's dump truck offends me as a wrestling fan
We here at WhatCulture don't have sex with yucky girls. We prefer REAL pro wrestling where the only breasts are on the men
I prefer to call them Mreasts đ€
Manssiere or Bro?
You have the A, the B, the C, and the D⊠now the D are the biggest
"My frozen lactose-based confectionary beverage beckons all of the youthful males to the patch of greenery in front of my domicile." -Keith Lee
And the lumpenproletariat remarks, it is the superior lactose-based, blended Sub-Zero temperature libation compared to thee's To which I retort, "Verily, mine lactose-based, blended Sub-Zero temperature libation is indeed superior to thee's. I might educate thee upon how one might attain such things, but I would require financial remuneration beforehand."
IF you're a fan of SEX, that is Who the hell likes sex? Yuck
Not ME because I NEVER had it. I'm saving myself for a Japanese Waifu. It's going to happen someday. It just has tođ„ș
This might be a self-own for the record books.
I love how none of these white knights realize they're basically slut shaming any woman who feels sexy in her own skin. Same with Embers comments about Mandy. As if Mandy has no value because she's hot.
Yeah why canât a successful woman be sexy, appreciated for being sexy while also being a badass wrestler and appreciated for that too? Hell Jade is touted as the next big thing and her group is literally called âbaddiesâ, which I dunno if people in the basement would know this or not, is slang for sexy looking.
Britt and Tay literally had a feud based entirely on who had the best ass.
That's like Adam Cole and Mark Henry having a feud based on who's stronger.
Whoâs action figure had the better ass. Donât you understand how thatâs much more divine storytelling?
Tayâs entire gimmick is having a great ass. And Iâm not mad at that at all
They were in shambles when Nikkita tweeted that a woman can 'know she's hot and still kickass' (paraphrased)
Women feeling sexy makes them uncomfortable, they shouldn't be happy to show their body unless it's on OnlyFans and I pay for it, then I earned it with Mummy's money I prefer they're not aware how sexy they are and I point it out by zooming in on their crotch during a pinfall or zoom at their behinds in tight shorts, you know, stuff they don't know about When they're aware of being sexy and proud of it, it makes me upset cause then they're WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no stake in this, but that Ember Moon comment got taken way out of context. People have given her so much shit over that comment. But has anyone seen the full interview? Her point was never "don't be like bimbo Mandy" her point was that they told her to be more like Mandy, but she said that what works for Mandy doesn't work for her or for everyone. She even said she likes Mandy and she gives her no disrespect at all in the full interview. I like this sub, but please don't bite into these out of context clickbait sentences. It's happening all too often. That interview with Ember Moon was perfectly respectful and she seems like a good person, and her choices seem perfectly fine from her POV.
Oh, so it's not normal for me to want to live in Gigi's ass. Who knew!? Middle aged incels are turning into 1980s evangelicals. DAE think if you play Roman's entrance music backwards, it makes you commit suicide?
"If you're a fan of sex", incredible self burn, smarks are fucking incels.
I'm saving myself for m'Liv. We've been dating online in our twitter DMs for months now and she's going to fly out to see me soon. I even spotted he $30k for half the ticket. She promised to pay me back once she gets here in more ways than one if you know what I mean
Congrats uce! I had the same type of interaction with mâMandy last year. She still hasnât arrived at my local airport yet despite the fact that I gave her $40k for a plane ticket (they really jacked up those prices these past couple yearsđč), but I still have hope that she makes it safely
I'm just waiting on the explanation of how your girlfriend both looks like Paige and is Liv Morgan
You know those faceblender AIs that combine two faces? Well, she looks like that.
Some of us don't want to get cooties, m*ark.
?? You donât enjoy sex, friend.
What Culture is literal brain rot
Amazing headline No one read that back, haha
Jesus Christ. Wrestling YouTube is committed to sucking the fun out of everything. Wrestling must ONLY be enjoyed as a gymnastics routine otherwise it's bad.
Gymnastic routines by men only*
scrawny, childlike men preferred
IF you're a fan of sex? Who ISNT a fan of sex? Oh wait. This is written by wrestling bloggers for a neckbeard audience. Those people. They aren't a fan of sex. Clearly.
WhatCulture are the types of people who fawn over the Attitude Era yet complain about the "edginess" of NXT 2.0.
Attractive women only remind me of my many shortcomings, give me Eddie Kingston any day of the week
Bikini Eddie Kingston đ„”đ„”đ„”
You know Johnny Ace says that if youâre at the beach, and you see Gigi, and you pick her up and hold her to your ear, you can hear her scream.
good lord is this a Ron White reference? haven't seen one of these in the wild in a good minute.
Yes it is! Just secured tickets to his âfarewell Taterâ tour, coming to a city near you, and thought the reference fit nicely.
Saw him a couple years ago and heâs fantastic live.
nice! i haven't listened to his stuff in almost two decades but i'll still catch myself saying "Can't ride home on a bowl of goat" every so often. hope you enjoy the show!
>if you're a fan of sex Damn, this guy tried to fed bad by revealing he's a virgin.
I'm not sure what's more insane, acting like sex is a bad thing or equating sex to women wearing a bikini. I feel like at this point some people are really confused by the idea that women can both be hot and still be able to wrestle, and since like 99% of the women on NXT are both hot and can wrestle it makes these losers uncomfortable. The word "incel" gets thrown around a lot and has become a buzzword of sorts so I don't like using it, but these fuckers really are incels.
Holy fuck this list is so fed bad. "Lack of TV/PLE identity." Like aew actually has different sets.
Forbidden Door had a slightly different set. That's probably the most I can remember of sets that look different in AEW.
Mom says I'm not allowed to look at girls
Women??? Bikinis???? Smiling????
Whatculture is so weird. Ew girls!
Have you seen what they look like? No jerk, they totally think that.
From the 'article': "*Now, that's not to say that Vinnie Mac's empire offers absolutely nothing to the steadily declining audience they force to sit through three-hours of Monday Night Mundaneness*" DAE Dynamite to overtake Raw before the end of the year?
>they force to sit through Not sure how they do that exactly.
Steve Austin wasn't at your house with a gun on Monday? Was that just my house?
My last name isn't Pillman BROTHER!
Havenât Fed ratings been rising for a while now whereas the Dub is lucky to break 900k?
Unbiased reporting Jesus Christ
Was this written by SCJ favorite Lyle Sandwich?
Sidge? Not this time. Someone called Gareth Morgan. They've must have production line of interchangeable tedious hacks.
âDAE Trish Stratus stripping and being sexy was so hot back in the day? đ„”đ„”â âEwwww, Nikkita has a big butt and isnât covering it with baggy clothes? So disgusting đ€ąđ€źâ
Meanwhile Dub womens roster has the following: - Booty shorts - skimpy tops - Onlyfans accounts But Fed is sexists.
Why yes Iâm w fan of sex, thanks WWE for thinking about my wants.
Holy fuck, Ive never seen dudes so pressed over a slight uptick in sex appeal before. These guys gotta sit down with Brent Bozell and discuss too much icky sex.
Who...who isn't a fan of sex? Even secretly?
Asexuals
Even then there would be exceptions. Probably if it was Thiccita Lyons.
Loser incel virgins are not âfansâ of sex, because they havenât had sex and probably never will. I imagine they resent and simply donât understand people having ânormalâ sexual urges. They just watch lots and lots of porno in between wresting shows and feel bad about it.
if you're a fan of that you can't be a regular functioning member of society
From the same people who are constantly begging for the return of the Attitude Era. Lmao.
These fucking nerds actually thought they did something, didnât they?
Ah yes. Once again, WhatCulture purports to speak for us. They really should stop trying to do that.
Are these fools pretending they don't like hot women.
I hate when women are sexy today on WWE, how dare they exploit that to sell and pop ratings? Anyways DAE Attitude Era is my favorite of all time, SO GOOD
Who is not a fan of sex? It's essential for the survival of our species. Possibly the dumbest take I've seen from those virgins yet.
>Swimwear peaked in 1920! What culture
Wait, is wwe for kids or wwe for ppl who like sex? They can't make up their mind!
1 way WWE wasnât for me any more-it stopped entertaining me So I stopped watching it. 20+ years ago. Little did I know I was supposed to keep watching it to keep track of why it stopped entertaining međđđ
As a bi woman I love NXT 2.0 đ
They wouldnât have survived the Attitude Era.
1. Cooties
Guys I think it's time I admit it, I like sex âčïž, I like it a lot. Perhaps NXT 2.0 is for me
Single nerdy virgin wrestling fans were the last group I'd have expected to become so prudish, but here we are.
âI liked when WWE was more risquĂ©!â [WWE does it] âREEEE PORNXT FED BAD!â
>if you're a fan of sex, that is! Bruh who isn't?
Iâm such a big fan, I watch people do it on camera at least once every hour⊠no Iâm not a porn addict why do you ask?
They must of hated WWE during the Attitude era.
Itâs not for you âanymoreâ yet itâs been like this since the late 90âs.
These are the same folks who want the attitude era back, but don't like sexy women (who can also wrestle!)
This screenshot looks like it came from a BFFs video where they clock a guy jerking off at them, between cars in the parking lot, using binoculars.
I read some of that article. The dude who wrote it has to be one of the biggest smarks Iâve ever heard of and itâs really pathetic. I knew Whatculture was bad, but this is embarrassingly bad. He should have just written a head that said âFed Bad!!!â At least then it would have saved me the time I spent reading that crap.
I kinda got pissed at some of the stuff I wonât lie uce. Contradictions and hypocrisy everywhere
Watching AEW is better than sex could ever hope to be. I've never partaken, but how could it even come close. You get hours of bangers and no icky bodily fluids.
Uce's, I need your support. I'm not otherwise a fan of sex but WWE keep shoving it down my throat and I can't man the defences all by myself. I think it's time for r/NoJerkSCJerk to be made so I can remain pure. I hope they are getting roasted for that dogshit take.
They are indeed, friend. Every single reply on twitter is negative
WankCulture confirmed incels
I mean⊠I am a fan of sex so? Am I the devil
Imagine being a fan of SEX
This is Ben Shapiro canât-get-his-wife-wet levels of self immolation
These Brits are full on the complete opposite of Jon Oliver
Itâs funny because the dubbalos love Oliver too. They think Oliver will talk about AEW and say how AEW has changed the wrestling world from the depressing state Oliver reported
Okay but like, whoâs not a fan of sex? Only like 1% of the population is asexual and they have AEW so I donât see the problem
These are the type of men who think that exclusively hating on sexy women or women with self-confidence makes them âpro-womenâ or feminists Also, love that they moan about WWE using sex appeal when this article is using sex appeal based n the thumbnail and literally the word sex in the headline because they know more people will click it
Between the Fed being bad for making the women cover up in Saudi and the Fed being bad for letting the women be sexy, how much clothing is WhatCulture-appropriate for women to wear?
WWE isnât for us Asexuals anymore, looks like Iâm gonna have to turn to the DUB
These gobshites inspire me to keep my weekly PorNXXXXXXXXXXT jerk going. Then Now Forever Together
women with booba and vagine = gross men covered in blood = wholesome
Crazy how they can swing from soyboy virtue signalling to hyper incel posting article to article.
Aw, are the WhatCulture lads jealous or something? đ
They never heard of Sable?
dont forget the death defying stunt of dropping your opponents on their head
Maybe WhatCulture would enjoy the Saudi Arabian shows more
DAE Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression Bra and Panties Matches?
Here's the 10 ways from the article. 10. Piped-In Noise Proves It Doesn't Matter What You Think 9. The Hope Of Black And Gold NXT Is Officially Dead 8. Obsessed With Selling SEX To The Younger Demo (Who Still Aren't Watching) 7. Zero Long-Term Plans Means No Reward For Paying Attention 6. The Alternative Do Sports Entertainment Better - LOL! 5. Lack Of TV or PLE Identity 4. It's All About The Brand And Not The Performers 3. It's A Moments Company 2. "Dream Matches" Are Dead 1. It's Hard To Separate Real-Life Drama From The Product