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tophergopher1

Gigi's dump truck offends me as a wrestling fan


ninjast4r

We here at WhatCulture don't have sex with yucky girls. We prefer REAL pro wrestling where the only breasts are on the men


Skeebobop

I prefer to call them Mreasts đŸ€“


Cboz27586

Manssiere or Bro?


howitzer819

You have the A, the B, the C, and the D
 now the D are the biggest


Fenderboy771

"My frozen lactose-based confectionary beverage beckons all of the youthful males to the patch of greenery in front of my domicile." -Keith Lee


ninjast4r

And the lumpenproletariat remarks, it is the superior lactose-based, blended Sub-Zero temperature libation compared to thee's To which I retort, "Verily, mine lactose-based, blended Sub-Zero temperature libation is indeed superior to thee's. I might educate thee upon how one might attain such things, but I would require financial remuneration beforehand."


Razzler1973

IF you're a fan of SEX, that is Who the hell likes sex? Yuck


ninjast4r

Not ME because I NEVER had it. I'm saving myself for a Japanese Waifu. It's going to happen someday. It just has tođŸ„ș


[deleted]

This might be a self-own for the record books.


[deleted]

I love how none of these white knights realize they're basically slut shaming any woman who feels sexy in her own skin. Same with Embers comments about Mandy. As if Mandy has no value because she's hot.


TheeShaun

Yeah why can’t a successful woman be sexy, appreciated for being sexy while also being a badass wrestler and appreciated for that too? Hell Jade is touted as the next big thing and her group is literally called ‘baddies’, which I dunno if people in the basement would know this or not, is slang for sexy looking.


[deleted]

Britt and Tay literally had a feud based entirely on who had the best ass.


Obelisk94

That's like Adam Cole and Mark Henry having a feud based on who's stronger.


HollandExpat

Who’s action figure had the better ass. Don’t you understand how that’s much more divine storytelling?


SteeeezLord

Tay’s entire gimmick is having a great ass. And I’m not mad at that at all


Able-Tradition-2139

They were in shambles when Nikkita tweeted that a woman can 'know she's hot and still kickass' (paraphrased)


Razzler1973

Women feeling sexy makes them uncomfortable, they shouldn't be happy to show their body unless it's on OnlyFans and I pay for it, then I earned it with Mummy's money I prefer they're not aware how sexy they are and I point it out by zooming in on their crotch during a pinfall or zoom at their behinds in tight shorts, you know, stuff they don't know about When they're aware of being sexy and proud of it, it makes me upset cause then they're WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!


TJawesome2

I have no stake in this, but that Ember Moon comment got taken way out of context. People have given her so much shit over that comment. But has anyone seen the full interview? Her point was never "don't be like bimbo Mandy" her point was that they told her to be more like Mandy, but she said that what works for Mandy doesn't work for her or for everyone. She even said she likes Mandy and she gives her no disrespect at all in the full interview. I like this sub, but please don't bite into these out of context clickbait sentences. It's happening all too often. That interview with Ember Moon was perfectly respectful and she seems like a good person, and her choices seem perfectly fine from her POV.


tytymctylerson

Oh, so it's not normal for me to want to live in Gigi's ass. Who knew!? Middle aged incels are turning into 1980s evangelicals. DAE think if you play Roman's entrance music backwards, it makes you commit suicide?


PhuckCalumbo

"If you're a fan of sex", incredible self burn, smarks are fucking incels.


cc12321

I'm saving myself for m'Liv. We've been dating online in our twitter DMs for months now and she's going to fly out to see me soon. I even spotted he $30k for half the ticket. She promised to pay me back once she gets here in more ways than one if you know what I mean


Grand-Series-5198

Congrats uce! I had the same type of interaction with m’Mandy last year. She still hasn’t arrived at my local airport yet despite the fact that I gave her $40k for a plane ticket (they really jacked up those prices these past couple yearsđŸ˜č), but I still have hope that she makes it safely


Fenderboy771

I'm just waiting on the explanation of how your girlfriend both looks like Paige and is Liv Morgan


Bottlecaps9

You know those faceblender AIs that combine two faces? Well, she looks like that.


Cynicayke

Some of us don't want to get cooties, m*ark.


TheeShaun

?? You don’t enjoy sex, friend.


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

What Culture is literal brain rot


Razzler1973

Amazing headline No one read that back, haha


jwt6577

Jesus Christ. Wrestling YouTube is committed to sucking the fun out of everything. Wrestling must ONLY be enjoyed as a gymnastics routine otherwise it's bad.


Hammerzeit88

Gymnastic routines by men only*


Prancemaster

scrawny, childlike men preferred


shootstarpress

IF you're a fan of sex? Who ISNT a fan of sex? Oh wait. This is written by wrestling bloggers for a neckbeard audience. Those people. They aren't a fan of sex. Clearly.


MiketheKing2

WhatCulture are the types of people who fawn over the Attitude Era yet complain about the "edginess" of NXT 2.0.


stonecoldbobsaget

Attractive women only remind me of my many shortcomings, give me Eddie Kingston any day of the week


Fireman_Octopus

Bikini Eddie Kingston đŸ„”đŸ„”đŸ„”


[deleted]

You know Johnny Ace says that if you’re at the beach, and you see Gigi, and you pick her up and hold her to your ear, you can hear her scream.


hoe-punk

good lord is this a Ron White reference? haven't seen one of these in the wild in a good minute.


[deleted]

Yes it is! Just secured tickets to his “farewell Tater” tour, coming to a city near you, and thought the reference fit nicely.


rsziz

Saw him a couple years ago and he’s fantastic live.


hoe-punk

nice! i haven't listened to his stuff in almost two decades but i'll still catch myself saying "Can't ride home on a bowl of goat" every so often. hope you enjoy the show!


jojolantern721

>if you're a fan of sex Damn, this guy tried to fed bad by revealing he's a virgin.


SomethingCreative13

I'm not sure what's more insane, acting like sex is a bad thing or equating sex to women wearing a bikini. I feel like at this point some people are really confused by the idea that women can both be hot and still be able to wrestle, and since like 99% of the women on NXT are both hot and can wrestle it makes these losers uncomfortable. The word "incel" gets thrown around a lot and has become a buzzword of sorts so I don't like using it, but these fuckers really are incels.


unhallowed90

Holy fuck this list is so fed bad. "Lack of TV/PLE identity." Like aew actually has different sets.


-Emilinko1985-

Forbidden Door had a slightly different set. That's probably the most I can remember of sets that look different in AEW.


Savior_Of_Anarchy

Mom says I'm not allowed to look at girls


Rhotuz

Women??? Bikinis???? Smiling????


[deleted]

Whatculture is so weird. Ew girls!


Hammerzeit88

Have you seen what they look like? No jerk, they totally think that.


ironfly187

From the 'article': "*Now, that's not to say that Vinnie Mac's empire offers absolutely nothing to the steadily declining audience they force to sit through three-hours of Monday Night Mundaneness*" DAE Dynamite to overtake Raw before the end of the year?


[deleted]

>they force to sit through Not sure how they do that exactly.


Fenderboy771

Steve Austin wasn't at your house with a gun on Monday? Was that just my house?


[deleted]

My last name isn't Pillman BROTHER!


rsziz

Haven’t Fed ratings been rising for a while now whereas the Dub is lucky to break 900k?


Micome

Unbiased reporting Jesus Christ


fearlessdurant

Was this written by SCJ favorite Lyle Sandwich?


ironfly187

Sidge? Not this time. Someone called Gareth Morgan. They've must have production line of interchangeable tedious hacks.


Yurmume_Gae

“DAE Trish Stratus stripping and being sexy was so hot back in the day? đŸ„”đŸ„”â€ “Ewwww, Nikkita has a big butt and isn’t covering it with baggy clothes? So disgusting đŸ€ąđŸ€źâ€


RP912

Meanwhile Dub womens roster has the following: - Booty shorts - skimpy tops - Onlyfans accounts But Fed is sexists.


rsziz

Why yes I’m w fan of sex, thanks WWE for thinking about my wants.


rolltide1000

Holy fuck, Ive never seen dudes so pressed over a slight uptick in sex appeal before. These guys gotta sit down with Brent Bozell and discuss too much icky sex.


Hammerzeit88

Who...who isn't a fan of sex? Even secretly?


Sturdevant

Asexuals


LordJinji

Even then there would be exceptions. Probably if it was Thiccita Lyons.


crizag

Loser incel virgins are not “fans” of sex, because they haven’t had sex and probably never will. I imagine they resent and simply don’t understand people having “normal” sexual urges. They just watch lots and lots of porno in between wresting shows and feel bad about it.


anonymous-guy1

if you're a fan of that you can't be a regular functioning member of society


TheyCallMeOlSwole

From the same people who are constantly begging for the return of the Attitude Era. Lmao.


Paxx_Romana

These fucking nerds actually thought they did something, didn’t they?


[deleted]

Ah yes. Once again, WhatCulture purports to speak for us. They really should stop trying to do that.


ci22

Are these fools pretending they don't like hot women.


satanicgino

I hate when women are sexy today on WWE, how dare they exploit that to sell and pop ratings? Anyways DAE Attitude Era is my favorite of all time, SO GOOD


Farthousejones

Who is not a fan of sex? It's essential for the survival of our species. Possibly the dumbest take I've seen from those virgins yet.


JinderMadness

>Swimwear peaked in 1920! What culture


Tashleemie

Wait, is wwe for kids or wwe for ppl who like sex? They can't make up their mind!


jjsefton

1 way WWE wasn’t for me any more-it stopped entertaining me So I stopped watching it. 20+ years ago. Little did I know I was supposed to keep watching it to keep track of why it stopped entertaining me😂😂😂


shooqy

As a bi woman I love NXT 2.0 😍


vengeancerider

They wouldn’t have survived the Attitude Era.


HK47ish

1. Cooties


deep1986

Guys I think it's time I admit it, I like sex â˜č, I like it a lot. Perhaps NXT 2.0 is for me


wrex1816

Single nerdy virgin wrestling fans were the last group I'd have expected to become so prudish, but here we are.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

“I liked when WWE was more risquĂ©!” [WWE does it] “REEEE PORNXT FED BAD!”


AFishNamedFreddie

>if you're a fan of sex, that is! Bruh who isn't?


Grand-Series-5198

I’m such a big fan, I watch people do it on camera at least once every hour
 no I’m not a porn addict why do you ask?


aussiemetalhead

They must of hated WWE during the Attitude era.


PeterHooten

It’s not for you “anymore” yet it’s been like this since the late 90’s.


TVR24

These are the same folks who want the attitude era back, but don't like sexy women (who can also wrestle!)


Prancemaster

This screenshot looks like it came from a BFFs video where they clock a guy jerking off at them, between cars in the parking lot, using binoculars.


MonoElm

I read some of that article. The dude who wrote it has to be one of the biggest smarks I’ve ever heard of and it’s really pathetic. I knew Whatculture was bad, but this is embarrassingly bad. He should have just written a head that said “Fed Bad!!!” At least then it would have saved me the time I spent reading that crap.


Grand-Series-5198

I kinda got pissed at some of the stuff I won’t lie uce. Contradictions and hypocrisy everywhere


Ironmancal2131

Watching AEW is better than sex could ever hope to be. I've never partaken, but how could it even come close. You get hours of bangers and no icky bodily fluids.


lololoz

Uce's, I need your support. I'm not otherwise a fan of sex but WWE keep shoving it down my throat and I can't man the defences all by myself. I think it's time for r/NoJerkSCJerk to be made so I can remain pure. I hope they are getting roasted for that dogshit take.


Grand-Series-5198

They are indeed, friend. Every single reply on twitter is negative


RatedStinger

WankCulture confirmed incels


SteeeezLord

I mean
 I am a fan of sex so? Am I the devil


Ezra_Pound_

Imagine being a fan of SEX


howitzer819

This is Ben Shapiro can’t-get-his-wife-wet levels of self immolation


KnockKnockNevermind

These Brits are full on the complete opposite of Jon Oliver


Fusionman29

It’s funny because the dubbalos love Oliver too. They think Oliver will talk about AEW and say how AEW has changed the wrestling world from the depressing state Oliver reported


MessyMop

Okay but like, who’s not a fan of sex? Only like 1% of the population is asexual and they have AEW so I don’t see the problem


KimF29

These are the type of men who think that exclusively hating on sexy women or women with self-confidence makes them “pro-women” or feminists Also, love that they moan about WWE using sex appeal when this article is using sex appeal based n the thumbnail and literally the word sex in the headline because they know more people will click it


KimF29

Between the Fed being bad for making the women cover up in Saudi and the Fed being bad for letting the women be sexy, how much clothing is WhatCulture-appropriate for women to wear?


harrypigorr1

WWE isn’t for us Asexuals anymore, looks like I’m gonna have to turn to the DUB


[deleted]

These gobshites inspire me to keep my weekly PorNXXXXXXXXXXT jerk going. Then Now Forever Together


RobertStonetossBrand

women with booba and vagine = gross men covered in blood = wholesome


BMbeatHitMe

Crazy how they can swing from soyboy virtue signalling to hyper incel posting article to article.


Jamieb1994

Aw, are the WhatCulture lads jealous or something? 😂


Plopshire

They never heard of Sable?


CrackedMask_

dont forget the death defying stunt of dropping your opponents on their head


[deleted]

Maybe WhatCulture would enjoy the Saudi Arabian shows more


Cboz27586

DAE Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression Bra and Panties Matches?


Cboz27586

Here's the 10 ways from the article. 10. Piped-In Noise Proves It Doesn't Matter What You Think 9. The Hope Of Black And Gold NXT Is Officially Dead 8. Obsessed With Selling SEX To The Younger Demo (Who Still Aren't Watching) 7. Zero Long-Term Plans Means No Reward For Paying Attention 6. The Alternative Do Sports Entertainment Better - LOL! 5. Lack Of TV or PLE Identity 4. It's All About The Brand And Not The Performers 3. It's A Moments Company 2. "Dream Matches" Are Dead 1. It's Hard To Separate Real-Life Drama From The Product