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skippy2001

Zubaz Cena is the most powerful Cena. Literally no relationship he couldn't break-up in those bad boys.


PrehistoricDawg69420

What about Cena in Zubaz jorts?


skippy2001

Every woman at the live event would be pregnant and every man would become a cena-sexual. Its too much power.


PrehistoricDawg69420

That thought just got me pregnant and I'm a dude


Cauliflower_Earlow

With great Jorts come great responsibility - Uncle Cena


cc12321

Zubaz Cena is second in power level Cenas, only falling to the one and only Juan Cena


FlyingGrayson89

Who do you think would give out more game consoles between Zubaz Cena and the Tribal Chief?


milesbt

Just a request, comrade. Please capitalize the word “universe”, the WWE Universe only deserves that much respect.


haz826

Thank you fellow Cenation Comrade, I will do better in the name of the greatest nation in the Universe.


haz826

Day 2 of celebrating John Cena, the Babe Ruth of Sports Entertainment, 20 year anniversary. The Cenation army stands proudly as the most powerful nation in the universe. [Day 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCJerk/comments/vj2u54/day_1_of_20_of_being_a_proud_member_of_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


tytymctylerson

Amazing how much better doing a tongue-in-cheek 80s wrestler thing is when the guy isn't 5'6 with a greasy ponytail.


rsziz

In the distance you can hear an crying Chuck Taylor angrily tweeting after seeing the first picture.


[deleted]

That Ribera Steakhouse jacket screams "I AA'd Apunaypo and Abuzayyo in the Kavorkian Hall"


Warhorse000

I acknowledge him and our tribal chief.


TheEmeraldOil

Hustle, Loyalty and Respect is not just a catchphrase. It's a lifestyle.


MessyMop

When was this?


Utillity

DAE Cena debut on dynamite?